If There’s A God Then Why Did This Kiddie Diddlin’ Dorchester Chester Who Recently Got Out Of Sex Offender Jail Win $1 Million On A Scratch Ticket?


The Mass Lottery announced last week that a guy from Dorchester, who looks like he took a wrong turn on his way to Meth Mile, won $1 million on a scratch ticket.

And it was on his birthday too! Isn’t that great. Except there’s just one problem…

Ricky Ricko is a sicko who diddles kids in his free time. That’s why he’s a registered sex offender who was convicted of indecent assault and battery on a child under 14 years of age in the 90’s. He was a former resident at the Massachusetts Treatment Center for sexually dangerous persons.

It’s OK though, because he’s fixed now, and it’s all thanks to Alicia Keys.

Which is why he posts so many links featuring little kids.

Totally normal.

Not sure why he got out, but it looks like he thinks Nathaniel Simmons should get the credit for that.

This guy is TOTALLY sane.

Which is why he’s looking for his transgender classmates from yesteryear.

Bragging about how good he looks for 65 in August.

And showing off his interior decorating skills.

Man got skills….

It’s not easy to wheel a broken down computer chair and Grandma’s chesterfield into your living room.

Sometimes I believe in Karma, but today is not one of those days. I have bills to pay, which is why I don’t waste my hard earned money on scratch tickets. I’ve also never been arrested. Meanwhile this guy diddles kids and he just won $1 million. Life isn’t fair. I don’t know if there’s anything legally that can prevent people who fuck kids from buying lottery tickets, but now that he’s got money we should probably watch what he does with it. Just sayin.


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86 Comment(s)
    September 20, 2019 at 2:52 pm


    • GrimReaper
      January 16, 2020 at 11:35 pm

      Fuck you, you fucking nonce. Somebody gonna sort this skinner out. He needs to be skinned alive.
      That is why he was best to take the lump sum. He will not be alive long enough to see all the payments.

    September 17, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Reminds me of when Daniel Snay of uxbridge won 10mil and used the money to “buy off” parents so he could be alone with their kids. SICK!

  • WeRFucked
    September 16, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Look at the lottery’s “winners page.” It’s all old poor people and poor old people. Nobody with brains and basic math skills play the lottery. Only those with no fucks to give and dreamers.
    This guy’s lottery budget is now $100 or more a day. He’ll be broke in 5 years or less.

    • Very Bad Odds
      September 16, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      Look at the odds page for each game. Its a joke. They call a $10 ticket where you get back $10 a winning ticket when its not because you break even. Subtract these 4 million winners out and then compute the odds.

  • Concerned Dude
    September 16, 2019 at 11:40 am

    I just want to hear him say “You’re startin’ to piss me off, ya little piggly sum-bitch!”

  • Finn
    September 16, 2019 at 11:14 am

    The guy seems pretty chill to me.

  • randiguy2006
    God LOL
    September 16, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Its adorable that you think theres a god.

    If there’s a god why does he let priests rape little boys anuses?

    Grow up.

    • Good Vibrations
      September 16, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      The Catholic church should be praised. They were pro homosexual before liberals jammed homosexuality down peoples throats. Libersls should be praising the church for carrying out their deviant sodomite sgenda.
      Thats why liberals love Muslims.
      They have camel jockies and fucking boys is not considered homosexusl until the boy is 18 then its homosexual. Libs love this. Thats why certain underwear ads show pre pubescent boys with semi hard ons in the ads. Libs go crazy for this.

  • IT'S MA'AM
    September 16, 2019 at 8:19 am

    This diddler lives in the hood. Too bad the animals over there can’t read and will never know about his new found money. Some street justice is what we need.

  • Mr. Brightside
    September 16, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Looks like Quagmire

    September 16, 2019 at 7:21 am

    I buy scratch tickets and never win !!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Pete Buttigieg
    September 15, 2019 at 10:15 pm


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 15, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Good for Ricky! Ze is gorgeous! Ze would be a wonderful candidate to read to preschoolers.

    • Ed Markey's best buddy
      September 15, 2019 at 11:25 pm

      Here little child. I have $1000 worth of candy for you. Just choose what you want right here in the back of my van. Or maybe he bought an ice cream van off of Ed Markey.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ho Lee Phuck
    September 15, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    He a diddirra.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Lee Phuk
      September 15, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      He want Sum Yung Gai.

  • Judge dread
    September 15, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    He’s not happy he’s pissed. He spent his whole life salivating over Epstein’s pedo island. Now that he has he funds it’s a no go. He will be dead of a drug overdose in the next 18 months.

  • Demon Hell
    September 15, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Hi old folks. Are you clowns still trying to talk to all the young people here. We think you’re fucking creepy. Go chke the chicken.

  • beaver damn
    September 15, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    The facebook makes it obvious that there is thousands here everyday. Every city in massachusetts is represented it seems like. some towns have dozens of people here repeatedly. This website has alot of traffic.

  • F off
    September 15, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    You are all a bunch of retard, butthurt, inferior, pimple pricked, jobless, friendless, ebt collecting, ssi holding, fatigued fat fags. Fuck off.

  • yourmothers
    September 15, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    You losers could always just go fuck your mothers.

  • JoeMomma
    September 15, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Now his victim can file a civil suit, I’d say about a million bucks would cover it.

  • P
    September 15, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Live in moms basement? Check? Diddler? Check. Check please.

    • You suckers who voted for this.
      September 15, 2019 at 11:23 pm

      Yer fuckkin kiddin me!!
      The money should be confiscated and distributed to the victims. But oh yes this is the Masshole Nanny State. Just like The notorious child rapist/ child murderer/ child torturer, Wayne Chapman got immediate luxury housing, because Nanny State laws mean that Level 3 ‘s have to receive immediate housing, tax paid – suckers. Paid for by all you stoppid Massholes.

  • Cheddah
    September 15, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    What is up with everyone airing out their laundry on here in this story wtf? I came here for laughs!

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 15, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      I used it as a dear diary. Sorry my friend. You can find laughs by looking in your pants, I’m sure. There is no way you can consciously call that a dick, amirite?

      • Cheddah
        September 15, 2019 at 4:06 pm

        Ha! That’s quite the aggressive, bitter response. I’m surprised someone actually commented on my comment.. Im here enjoying my Sunday. Try not to OD on anti-depressants.

        • Crazy Comedienne
          September 15, 2019 at 4:46 pm

          I’m more of a weed smoker myself. Antidepressants are a blanket for problems. I’m enjoying my Sunday, too. Glad to know my “aggressive” response got your attention enough for you to make sure you just had let me know you’re sooooooo not offended.

          We should be friends.

          • Crazy Comedienne
            September 15, 2019 at 9:24 pm

            What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

  • Aaron Shamo
    September 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    He must be like a little pedo that can buy a candystore.

  • Mike
    September 15, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    281 Humboldt Ave Apt 3 , Dorchester

    • Boys In Da hood
      September 15, 2019 at 2:05 pm

      Lives in the bush.
      Monkies in his hood gonna chimp out and rob his azz.

  • tardache
    September 15, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Hi tards. I just wanted to see if any of you wanted to rip a fuckin bbbuuuuuuttttttt. Bonafide tards.

    • Sodomite Is Fishing
      September 15, 2019 at 2:09 pm

      Take it easy George Michael.

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchesourous Rex
    September 15, 2019 at 11:43 am

    How’s them mass health dentures treating ya Rocky Rocko? Fuck this dude! I

    True Story- My father was gone from my life from the age of 3 to about 24. I wanted to know my dad so bad and my mother was real nasty about the guy. I remember spotty child support checks too (he finally was paid off when I turned 21). One of his kids found a in search of post I made many years ago and not long after, I was finally put in touch with my dad. The first time I spoke to him on the phone, he told me he had to tell me something and if I didn’t want to talk to him after that he would understand. Definitely wasn’t prepared for what he was about to say……. He said an ex girlfriend of his, her young son (who my dad claimed had psych issues) was accusing him of doing something to him. He said he was going to court, paying big bucks to an attorney ($50,000….allegedly) and he was innocent….and being my dad who I do desperately wanted in my life, I believed him. Plus when I told my mother, she said she could never see him doing that. Which I feel, being the Bitch my mother is, said that just to set me up to be hurt….That’s a whole other saga. A few months later, Dad lost in court and went to jail for two years…. We met shortly.after face to face. Still I felt he didn’t do it at that point. When we met in person… I was pregnant. He came to the hospital when my fiance had our child. This is where I began not believing him…. He had attended his son’s wedding a few days prior. When he came to my room at the hospital, meeting one of his first grandchild, he was more interested in showing the insane amount of photos and videos of a little boy who was in the wedding….that he hadn’t known till that day…… I stopped responding to him a week later and still have no contact.. I have children to protect, like he clearly doesn’t do. Fucking disgusting pigs.

    My point of it all….. They ALWAYS slip up. This pedo will get served his bad karma. Shame on them all.

  • Dems Be Like
    September 15, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Epstein and Weinstein are both going to miss the gala this year. Let’s invite this Ricko guy.

    September 15, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Man, they victimizing all of you. They try to make the nation scared. These posts prove they have succeeded.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    September 15, 2019 at 10:18 am

    Smart move in the one time payout. 400k-500k can buy a lot of “fun” for him…

    • Lotto Losers
      September 15, 2019 at 2:15 pm

      Dumb move.
      It gets present valued down to 650k then taxes.
      This moron will blow in 1 year.
      He should have taken annuity option at 50 k per year to get the true million and protect himself from himself.

      • Dave Ramsey
        September 15, 2019 at 3:18 pm

        A money manager your not. Look at this guy. He’ll be dead in 7 years. Lotto annuity expires when you do. Even then after taxes he’s looking at ~ 27 K a Year.If invested properly, you can turn this into a million plus in short order.

        • Dumb Fucks Give Dumb Advice
          September 15, 2019 at 4:37 pm

          Dave Ramsey you are not but a moron you are. 1)The annuity passes on to your estate.
          Best to check facts before posting errors dumbfuck
          2) 70 percent of lottery winners will have spent the lottery money within 7 to 8 years.lottery data you may want to educate yourself about.
          3) the 450 after taxes wont simply grow past 1 million especially if you are spending it which is point number 2.

          Thanks for playing but googlng doesnt mske you a money manager. Stick to your day job.

          Also learn the difference between you are and your. Ok MORON

        • Investing For Dummies 101
          September 15, 2019 at 4:44 pm

          Dave Ramsey imposter may want to sharpen his pencil and check his math.
          The winner is not going to pay 23k 8n taxes on 50k of income.
          Learn how to read the tax brackets.your math says his cummulative tax percentage from state and federal is 46 percent. In the real world it is much lower. You may want to checkity check your math.
          Also lottery winners can deduct lottery losses on schedule A.

  • Metro West Guy
    September 15, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Hang around a convenience store for a bit and watch who comes in to buy scratch tickets. It’s not usually pillars of the community…

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    September 15, 2019 at 8:52 am

    This guy doesn’t bother me any. He only likes to diddle colored children.

  • Pedos have no place on this Earth
    September 15, 2019 at 8:27 am

    He’s probably already on his way to Thailand to get some young ladyboys. Hopefully he gets AIDS and his dick rots offf.

  • Deuteronomy 32:35
    September 15, 2019 at 8:15 am

    “It is mine to avenge; I will repay, in due time their foot will slip;

  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 15, 2019 at 3:57 am

    My mother’s husband was a pedophile. I used to be so afraid to say that out loud… but after I was lucky enough to watch him die slowly because of addiction, I was set free. I think if he would’ve won 1 million dollars, I probably would have ended up killing him, no joke. Seriously, I contemplated doing it at least a dozen times, and tried once when I was 13. I wasn’t successful, he didn’t drink the beer I laced. Feels good to say that, albeit, anonymously… I don’t think I’ve said that to anyone personally lol.

    Anyhow, I can’t even imagine if his victim(s) are alive to witness this, how they feel. It must be one of the most disgusting feelings anyone can have. I hope he fucking dies once he cashes in. I also hope that while he is dying, he truly knows he is dying and it takes at least 20 minutes for his brain to shut down. Only so he can feel all of his emotions knowing that he is about to die and can’t do anything about it, like my mother’s husband. I hope his victim gets to see it personally, there is nothing better than that, trust me.

    Does that make sense? Lol.

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 15, 2019 at 8:25 am

      What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

      • Crazy Comedienne
        September 15, 2019 at 9:45 am

        ^^ who’s writing as me? I didn’t write wrong post this time! Anyway, I’m flattered.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 15, 2019 at 2:44 am

    He’s quite the Interior Designer of Halfway House rooms, but the rat’s nest of his disturbed psyche shines through all he does, like the dick pics that follow selfies into a new relationship. These ill-gotten gains will not help stop this cretin’s degeneration, as the lottery monies of desperate people are already tainted and will only serve to fund his quicker departure from life. Karma works in strange ways….

  • Uncle Kraft
    September 15, 2019 at 2:14 am

    It’s odd ain’t it,back to orchids of Asia.

  • Anonymous
    September 15, 2019 at 1:30 am

    26 years and no new offenses — isn’t that rare for a sex offender?

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 15, 2019 at 4:08 am

      No new offenses he has been caught for. I knew a peodphile who was never caught and died before he could be. After his death a few people came forward, and they weren’t lying. He was a diddler who couldn’t keep his hands to himself, like this fucking loser. Let’s hope he eventually rots in the dirt too.

      • Crazy Comedienne
        September 15, 2019 at 9:30 pm

        A free cake to feed 200? Is she fucking insane? That’s at least 5 tiers. Bakers charge per serving anywhere from $3-$7 depending on design. For a cake that size there needs to be a setup and delivery fee because the baker has to set it up at the venue. A cake that feeds 200 can be anywhere from $650-$1,000+

        Who the hell has time to work for free or discounted prices?

        • Crazy Comedienne
          September 15, 2019 at 9:32 pm

          What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

    • Barry
      September 15, 2019 at 8:41 am

      Anyone who has ever received taxpayer funded services for being indigent should have their winnings garnished until taxpayers are made whole before they see the first penny of their winnings. Anyone currently receiving taxpayer funded services should lose those services just for buying scratch tickets.

    • Kim Wescott
      September 19, 2019 at 1:14 pm

      Wasn’t he just recently released from the clink – I mean the group home for the sexually dangerous? Hard to reoffend, at least with kids, while you are locked up.

  • Twf
    September 14, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    This guy kinda looks like skip Bayless

  • Duh
    September 14, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    Well you cant win the lottery unless you play. ‍♀️ so dont bitch about not winning when you dont play.

  • Paulie W.
    September 14, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

    • Christofa
      September 15, 2019 at 8:23 am

      “His house looked like shit”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 14, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    I suggest letting the jealousy and bitterness go.

    My POS brother, who can be incredibly manipulative and charismatic, but who in reality is a nasty evil narcissist who makes Satan look tame, got EVERYTHING over the years from my parents. Over the course of 30+ years he methodically stole everything my parents had and left NOTHING for the 2 good, honest, hardworking brothers. He did it by acting the victim with a tremendous amount of skill.

    He fooled my parents so badly that they practically went broke giving him all they had, including 2 houses. The 2 good decent sons got shit. Nada. Nothing. Zippo.

    It got to the point where my parents had nothing left to give him. When the money stopped coming in, he basically disappeared from my parent’s lives.

    The evil one got it all.

    The 2 good ones got nothing.

    Was I bitter? You better believe it.

    Who was hurting from my bitterness?

    Me. No one else. Only me.

    So I gave up on it and I realized that the day is coming when Mr. Evil is going to have to pay the check. It’s coming. Maybe in the afterlife.

    I plan on going to Heaven. I won’t be seeing him there. That will be the time when I will feel exonerated and will know that he is paying dearly.

    Unfairness sucks big time. Don’t dwell on it when you cannot do anything about it.

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 15, 2019 at 3:41 am

      We have some of the same experiences. My older brother who I don’t communicate with is a fucking mommas boy! He spent his entire adult life living off my mother who was a career criminal working to support her husbands crack/cocaine addiction. When that piece of shit died a slow and painful death, my older brother sucked her dry of finances.

      He literally got his first job at 37, but only because he met some morbidly obese bitch through Facebook who lived a similar life. All of a sudden life kicked into gear for him and he ended up getting what everyone works so hard for.

      My younger brother (who I raised because I got custody of him at 19) don’t communicate with them at all. I tried giving them chances but they kept stealing from me, so I let go.

      I sooooo understand what you mean by not being bitter, and I myself had to stop getting annoyed everytime something fell on his lap. It’s not easy, but it’s better than having a stroke every few months lol.

      P.S. My mother still supports him and his newfound family, so much so that I hear she is losing her house because of it. Good riddance.

      • Crazy Comedienne
        September 15, 2019 at 8:30 am

        What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

        • Crazy Comedienne
          September 15, 2019 at 9:47 am

          Loser. Find your own name to use and get off my dick.

      • Snoop
        September 16, 2019 at 2:05 am

        Yeah, a lot of ghetto families are like that.

  • Luke Fondleberg
    September 14, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    When you don’t work (because you’re a SO) and you’re on the Commonwealth’s dime(taxpayers) and you can get cash back from your EBT purchases you have ample free money to play the “Tax on the Stupid’ game. No worries about paying for the residence or your next meal = Scratch Ticket City!!!

  • Judge dread
    September 14, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    My dad tells me something- “life isn’t fair”
    That’s all I have to say.

    • con
      September 15, 2019 at 8:13 am

      Life isn’t fair.Never has been and never will be. And you know what? It’s not supposed to be fair. The truest measure of a man (or woman) is not how they react to success, but how they respond to failure and adversity. Therein offers the greatest lessons life has to offer.

  • What Now?
    September 14, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    I work hard to provide for my two kids as a divorced parent. I’ve obeyed every law to a ‘T’, law abiding, I don’t lie to my friends, come home from work and cook etc etc. why does this guy get a break? Am I missing something?

    • Too Stupid For A Trust
      September 14, 2019 at 10:00 pm

      He will od or msybe get robbed by a spook at a run down bar while bragging about his big win.

    September 14, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    I’m thinking that money will lead to a quicker exit from this earth then if he didn’t have it, The lord works in mysterious ways……

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 14, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    He seems normal.

  • Furious Styles
    September 14, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    I am re-thinking this…

    I want to believe that there is a God of some sort and this piece of shit did not win…. perhaps since he is 65, someone offered him money to cash the ticket and avoid paying the taxes.

    Now, if that’s the case I will feel a little better but I would feel much better if this scheme was exposed and he revived nothing as well as the degenerate they associated with this piece of shit.

    One can only hope

    • crazy comediennes
      September 15, 2019 at 12:35 pm


      • Crazy Comedienne
        September 15, 2019 at 9:35 pm

        What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

  • Furious Styles
    September 14, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    My original thought was “I hope he dies….”

    After further thought, I realize that it was wrong for me to think like that. So I now hope he is kidnapped, tortured and relieved of all the money from the scratch ticket.

    His simply dying would be too easy for him.

    • TRE
      September 16, 2019 at 2:26 pm

      Dad you stone cold be trippin.
      Dis be rachel rollins country.
      Dat boi gonna get a medal

      • DoughBoy
        September 16, 2019 at 2:27 pm

        Both yall shut sa fuck up puleese and fuck da police

  • Klancy
    September 14, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    Isn’t 413 Washington St the address that Martin Sheen (Captain Queenan) takes a nose dive from?
    I’ll take movie trivia for 1000, Alex.

    • Sceatchie
      September 14, 2019 at 10:04 pm

      Its exactly the spot where non talent Ben Gave Good Will a blowie while on the set.
      I will take clandestine homoerotic moments not in the Departed credits for $200 Alex

    • Scratchie
      September 14, 2019 at 10:05 pm

      Its exactly the spot where non talent Ben Gave Good Will a blowie while on the set.
      I will take clandestine homoerotic moments not in the Departed credits for $200 Alex

  • Sam
    September 14, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Well maybe his victims sees it and takes him to court

  • bigdaddy
    September 14, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    This is almost as bad as when Whitey Bulger “won” 14 mil in the lottery

    • Stippo
      September 14, 2019 at 10:07 pm

      True dat

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