If You Boycotted The Patriots Because Of The Protests Then You Are A Triggered Snowflake Bitch And You Were Never One Of Us Anyway

If You Boycotted The Patriots Because Of The Protests Then You Are A Triggered Snowflake Bitch And You Were Never One Of Us Anyway

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Last blog about the national anthem protests, I promise. I’m just going through the Patriots Facebook page, and reading all the triggering that is ensuing from fake fans who don’t really give a shit about the Patriots. There’s two kind of people – politics people, and sports people. I’m a sports person. Nothing means more to me than the Patriots winning. Nothing. That’s why I’m kind of happy that 17 of them took a knee – it’s weeding out the herd and making tickets more readily available for the rest of us. Let’s check out some of the snowflakes and what they have to say about what transpired yesterday…

This guy loves the Patriots so much he’s no longer going to Boston to see their games anymore. Yup, his story checks out.


If you’re willing to stop watching the Patriots because a fraction of them took a knee during the national anthem then you were never really one of us anyway, and God doesn’t love you like he loves the rest of us.


Breaking news: Man changes the channel. But not really. He just wants you to like his comment. He definitely watched the game this week and will do so again next week.


Man named Scott unfollows Facebook page!! Please stay tuned for updates about new Facebook pages he follows which are less triggering.


If you’re boycotting the Patriots I truly feel bad for you. We are blessed by God to have this product on the field week after week. Please, go like the Dallas Cowboys. That’s the trendy thing to do now. Sure, you’ll be rooting for a classless organization of felons who haven’t won shit in 20 something years, but at least they’re forced to stand for the flag by their owner. That’s what really matters to me as a Patriots fan.


Former diehard Patriots fan.” Newsflash – you were never one of us. You were never a diehard fan. You’re a pink hat Fox News fraud who enjoys football on the side. We don’t wan you in our fanbase and you are never, ever welcome back. Get the fuck out and don’t let the door hit you on the way out you whiny sack of poonjuice.


You’ve failed to entertain me.” – Guy who isn’t entertained by an exciting game winning drive led by Tom Brady, but is entertained by people standing at attention for a 90 second song.

“I watch sports to get away from politics.” – Guy who will no longer be watching sports because he doesn’t agree with the politics of his favorite players.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I stood for the national anthem. When I’m at a Patriots game ya know what I’m doing during the anthem? Pissing. Because I know the first commercial break is gonna be a mad rush of Quincy’s finest running to the pisser to unload all the Busch Light they just pounded in the parking lot. And I’m gonna beat that rush. That’s why all my memories of the national anthem involve me, my fireman, and a urinal cake. And guess what? That doesn’t make me a traitor. I’m actually a much better American than you and I love my country wayyyyyy more than you do. I’m just smart enough to understand that standing at attention during a song doesn’t prove shit about your love for America.

It’s just amazing watching how triggered some of these people are getting about this. Look, no one has been a bigger critic of the fraudulent BLM movement than Turtleboy. No one supports the police or loves his country more than the staff we have. But we stand for one thing more than anything – not being triggered by other people’s speech. And if you’re so upset because some guys didn’t stand up for the national anthem that you’re willing to stop watching this gift of a football team that God has granted us, then you’re a triggered ass little bitch and undeserving of being a Patriots fan.


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51 Comment(s)
  • McGovern
    September 26, 2017 at 8:10 am

    ” There’s two kind of people – politics people, and sports people. I’m a sports person.”

    Then why are you supporting people dragging politics into what is there extremely overpaid job? Shouldn’t they of all people be sports people? You’re a sheep who’s “I gotta always support the team cause they have my regions name on there shirts.” When they really don’t give a flying fuck about you. Tell us what the national anthem has to do with what these babies are whining about there’s literally hundreds of better things they could do and protest that’d send a much better message but that’s require their personal time and money…..

    • September 26, 2017 at 8:21 pm

      I remember when turtleboy was a fresh take. I remember when barstool was fresh too. Then barstool sold out and became a liberal shame. And now turtlechudd has done the same.

      Margaret Melican redux.

  • BobnMic
    September 26, 2017 at 4:39 am

    There is appreciating and adoring the virtues bestowed upon us in all that freedom of anything provides – then there is taking advantage of it. All the taking advantage of it in order to suit an agenda that counters with what was the plan for our country by our founders. Standing to the flag during a 90 second National Anthem is not only a brief paid respect for what was build for us and who died to make it happen – It is simply a thank you. So you nay sayers I ask – Have you ever said thank you to someone that has done something nice for you? If you say no then you are a liar.

  • pro trump
    September 25, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    ppl should not have the right to kneel during the anthem and the flag

    • Wwy
      September 26, 2017 at 12:46 am

      Unkike the flag no Jew wars,TB can you spell Hippocrates.

  • They call me Ponch
    September 25, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    New 3 branches of government :
    Sports figures

    Enjoy suckers!

  • Grammar PD
    September 25, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    Just doing my part to clean up the English language and to let you know I love to suck black cock!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      September 25, 2017 at 9:20 pm

      Where have you been, Jeffrey Neal?

  • Buster
    September 25, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    You’re a blowhard Turtleboy. Who are you calling “triggered snowflake?” Fuck you, you soft pajama boy who never served!

  • September 25, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    In other news of extreme irrelevance, the Jets won a game, against the beached Sea Mammals, who appeared to be wishing they were elsewhere. One had concluded it would have had taken until the next solar eclipse for Gong Green to win.

  • Irishcurse
    September 25, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    I kneeled while reading this

  • Woodiculous
    September 25, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    “Laura” Kraft wouldn’t stand for this, according to Suzannah. Ummmm, Mrs. Kraft’s name was Myra, not Laura, so I’m positive that if you don’t even know her name that you certainly have no clue what she would or would not have “stood for.”

    PUUULLLEEEZZEE. If you have a pint, state it as YOUR opinion.

  • Mike
    September 25, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Of course people claiming they are boycotting are full of it, but it serves a vital function: letting others know they are outraged by the behavior of these players. I’m not going to stop watching, but if I stay silent, people might think I’m not offended. “Boycott” is just hyperbole to let people know you are really mad. Anger without the prospect of a consequence to those you are angry at is meaningless, and nobody cares about meaningless anger. Just ask white middle class America prior to the election of President Trump. No politician cared what they wanted, and therefore didn’t pander to them, because their vote was a lock.

  • Faithful Son
    September 25, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    Sorry Turtleboy. On this one my friend you are wrong. God, family, country,then NFL. To many men and women, black,white, brown and yellow died for that flag. I watched someone everyday for 36 years struggle in pain from combat wounds, get up and go to work. Unfortunately, he is gone now and can’t speak for himself. Flag represents life and death for many of us.

    • Grammar PD
      September 25, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      * too many

    • BobnMic
      September 26, 2017 at 2:26 am

      I could not agree more with you Faithful Son. This bizarre and ridiculous take from Turtleboy on very bizarre and ridiculous behavior by NFL players only illustrates the greed and selfishness of that particular generation who could give two flying fucks about anybody but themselves.

      Fuck history they are saying. Fuck the ultimate sacrifices made to preserve our way of life they are saying. Fuck Law Enforcement everywhere they are saying. Fuck our Commander in Chief and the elected President of the United States they are saying. And fuck all of you that don’t subscribe to my leftist extremism they are saying because we will not listen to reason. Blinders on, ear plugs in. In essence, fuck everybody except for me because I love me and you suck they are saying.

      You simply cannot reason with unreasonable. I disagree wholeheartedly with this take. And if that makes me not “one of us” then I can not get farther away from that lunacy group of raving misfits fast enough.

  • JoeMomma
    September 25, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    If Ms. Dorr was ever a Patriots fan she would know Krafts wife was named Myra not Laura…..
    Never noticed the MKK patches they wore for a year?

  • DJ Trump
    September 25, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Not just the Patriots asshole, the entire fucking NFL. The good news is…
    You don’t have to be a fag your entire life.

  • Alex
    September 25, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    People who changed the channel missed out on a very entertaining day of football.

    And find me a single president who wanted someone fired for exercising a constitutional right.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      September 25, 2017 at 9:09 pm

      It isn’t conservatives or Trump trying to:

      Censor and ban “hate” speech – precisely what is protected in the 1A.
      Criminalize citizens exercising their natural rights to self defense – codified in the 2A.
      Which President violated the 4th A when he wiretapped and surveilled Trump’s campaign staff?
      Which President had appointed staff in his IRS, FBI, and other governmental agencies hide behind the 5th A when they were caught breaking the law (& has others continuing to commit treason against our country)?

      I could go on and on, but you know these things. You’re willfully ignorant – and have no qualms lying to support your destructive agenda. And I’m sure you’re proud of it. Most thinking people would be embarrassed or appalled.

      The perfect useful idiot for your Democrat cult. What a wasted life.

      • Realist
        September 25, 2017 at 11:07 pm

        Oh boy! Another 100% butthurt Trumpster shedding the blame for the chaos that Trump created! Head over to your safe space for a spell.

  • Fake Rant Queen
    September 25, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    1. Actually… athletes who take a knee, and refuse to salute our flag and stand for our national anthem, are doing so in support of Black Lives Matter.
    icymi, BLM are extremists who glorify Islamic supremacy and black and “brown” supremacy, call for assassination of police, hate our Constitutional republic and the rule of law, think slavery is still legal in the US, see Nazis hiding behind every tree and want to tear this country apart. THAT’s what we don’t like about these protests and the useful idiots who stage them.
    2. As pointed out in the American Legion blog, yesterday was designated by the NFL as a day to honor Gold Star mothers. Let that sink in.
    3. “Free speech” means our GOVERNMENT cannot persecute us or retaliate against us for our beliefs, and for acts expressing those beliefs. Private employers are free to set their own policies as to what is acceptable speech and behavior, within reason. For example, the NFL fines players for innocent pranks like doing an end-zone happy dance, or being out of uniform.
    4. The term “snowflake” doesn’t mean “someone who disagrees with me”. It specifically applies to emotionally immature, whiny, spoiled, entitled, often (but not always) teenage or college-age persons who subscribe to a cultural Marxist value system and imagine their infantile behavior is advancing “social justice”.

    • mitch
      September 25, 2017 at 3:21 pm

      someone actually down voted your comment queen. just a reminder that the left is here and is watching TB closely. turtle riders terrify them. us peasants refuse to go along anymore and it scares the shit out of the elite ,professors,mainstream media, etc. the leftest positions of power are in trouble everywhere but the left ALWAYS doubles down. take them down anywhere and anytime you can!!! i stand shoulder to shoulder with you.

      • Rightwinger
        September 25, 2017 at 3:30 pm

        Settle down Mitchy!

        • mitch
          September 25, 2017 at 5:42 pm

          i’m ok rightwinger. i just finished reading labron james interview and i must say that your concern should be directed to labron. the oppression he has suffered at the hands of white folks is beyond comprehension. he deserves the couple of million dollars a week that he “earns” from his position in the nba. obviously some white sheetrocker in ohio,or some white tire installer in arizona are the root of all black suffering. all white working class slobs must be punished and destroyed to bring about social justice. ask labron or the white students at harvard for that matter, they’ll tell you all about white privilege!!! i estimate approx 99% of the comments on yahoo were furious and would probably like to rip labron limb from limb. the peasants are being pushed right to the edge. what is labron or any of these millionaires or in the case of the owners ,BILLIONAIRES, doing for anybody??? i’ll give you the answer…NOTHING.

          • True Reality Speaks
            Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
            September 25, 2017 at 8:37 pm

            Precisely. That’s the point of all this. Take a knee and the whole world will watch, and the Left keeps the divisions in this country alive.

            Rightwinger is nervous – his plantation is waking up and his liberal credentials won’t do him any good once the race war he wants actually happens. Both sides will eliminate the instigators first – libs will have no where to hide.

      • Grammar PD
        September 25, 2017 at 7:44 pm


        • Grammar my ass.
          September 26, 2017 at 1:35 am

          shut the phuck up anal cavity nobody will ya pleeeeze?

          • Gramma Police II
            September 26, 2017 at 9:28 pm


            (Forgot a period)
            (Capitalize shut & will when beginning a sentence)

  • Triple K
    September 25, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Maybe if there was no Sunday afternoon football Families would spend more quality time together learning important things like how to tie a proper noose instead of watching a pack of illiterate subhumans running around playing grab ass.

    • Grammar PD
      September 25, 2017 at 7:45 pm


    • Grammar PD
      September 25, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      *there were

  • Barack Obama
    September 25, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    People forget that kneeling started when I was President. Race riots and burning if cities started when I was President. I was the one who started the anti police rhetoric. I was the first black man ever elected president in what was considered am enormous thing proving that the country was more united racially 8 years ago than ever. I then spent that 8 years making sure that stopped and that race relations should be sent back to 60’s. But Trump his here now so blame him. You are welcome America.

  • Publius
    September 25, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    We are woke. Reclaiming Sundays. You can still check the score just no need to sit there wasting a whole day yelling at the screen.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 25, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    I, for one, am getting tired of being lectured about politics, one way or the other, in virtually every aspect of my life.

    I can’t go to a movie, or see a concert, without the entertainer somehow injecting his or her politics into the situation.

    I pay $20 to go see a movie, I want to be entertained, not lectured to.

    I pay $100 to go to a concert, I want to be entertained, not lectured to.

    I pay $500 to go to a Pats game, I want to be entertained, not lectured to.

    This, more than anything else, is why I will stop watching Pats games if the nonsense over “kneeling in protest” continues.

    • mitch
      September 25, 2017 at 3:03 pm

      you are so right stunt. i will go further. most people don’t understand this “protest”. that is because it is not a protest in the usual sense,( we have demands,meet our demands and we will be happy and stop protesting). this is about destroying the game. pro football is the leading entertainment of the working class. it brings happiness and UNITES members of workers. the left DETESTS football for the unity it brings to the middle class so they are doing everything they can to destroy it. always remember that with the left, it starts with lecturing and hectoring and if that fails than from out the barrel of a gun. this is the occupy movement of pro sports, what happened to them? someone should tell these”players”and the reprehensible( most of whom made their money by owning parking lots) owners that we don’t need football to live!!

  • Shookones
    September 25, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    I don’t care what any of these people do, and I’m just in it to win it with the Pats. Would I stand if I was a pro ball player? Yeah, I’m a Vet, and when your privileged with playing a sport to entertain people for a living, while making millions, you should show respect for the people who make is possible for you to do what you do, but it’s a free country….take a shit on the sidelines for all I care, just win. But you are calling out blondie for virtue signaling, when all these people/players are doing the same thing… why are they kneeling…to show how down for the cause they are…why is Tomi constantly running her “these stripes don’t run” mouth….to show how down for her cause she is. That’s her job, she did hers, they did theirs, don’t contradict yourself brosive…

    • Grammar PD
      September 25, 2017 at 7:40 pm

      *you’re privileged.
      * brosiff

  • Nevertriggered
    September 25, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    Hope you let jdub know je was a triggered snowflake after his kraft blog.

  • Publius
    September 25, 2017 at 12:23 pm


  • Lady Liberty
    September 25, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    I want to know when kneeling became the NFL symbol of protest. What exactly does kneeling during the anthem protest? Has it ended racism? Would they be kneeling if Hillary won the election? How is kneeling during the anthem a protest against Donald Trump and racism? Has the President ever said anything derogatory against people of color to warrant this completely UNRELATED act of protest? The anthem has nothing to do with Donald Trump’s fake racism. Kneel when they hand out your inflated NFL paychecks and refuse to accepted it in protest of paying taxes to a country whose President you dislike.

    • matty
      September 25, 2017 at 12:51 pm

      You do realize this started before Trump was president, right?

      • Lady Liberty
        September 27, 2017 at 9:41 am

        Yes, I do, BLMatty. Thank you. You do realize last week that they knelt in protest of Donald Trump saying they should be fired for kneeling, right?

  • chrissy
    September 25, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    “I’m just smart enough to understand that standing at attention during a song doesn’t prove shit about your love for America.”

    trouble is.. this requires critical thinking skills.
    unfortunately the masses do not possess these.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Just Say No to Liberal Turtleboy
      September 25, 2017 at 8:24 pm

      Evidently, neither do you.

      The first post is shitting on TB. You’re too busy virtue signaling to even read the posts – or you did read it and are just too stupid and full of yourself to comprehend.

      Go back to your echo chamber of “critical thinkers”. Lol

      • chrissy
        September 25, 2017 at 9:22 pm

        thanks for the insults <333

      • chrissy
        September 25, 2017 at 9:23 pm

        when I wrote “nailed it” it was in response to this blog not the first comment on it

        • Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat
          September 26, 2017 at 1:44 am

          Oooo my bad i thought you were talking about your cunt. Boom! Nailed it. Now kneel before me worship your god.

          • chrissy
            September 26, 2017 at 9:17 pm

            lol niiiiiice

  • chrissy
    September 25, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    BOOM! nailed it.

  • Matt M.
    September 25, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    “Nothing means more to me than the Patriots winning. Nothing.”

    Well THAT kinda sums it up right there, doesnt it?

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