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I feel like every time I turn on the news someone is getting run over by a duckboat in Boston. The media treats duckboats like they do pitbulls. They want people to believe that they are inherently violent because they want them eliminated. Turtleboy is pro-duckboat. Always have been. They’re a Boston staple. Plus, how is it even possible to get hit by one of these things? They don’t go very fast and they’re kind of hard to miss. Check out the latest genius:
How did this woman survive in the wild for so long? She literally just walks directly into the bus. She doesn’t look. There’s no crosswalk. She somehow doesn’t hear this gigantic vehicle approaching her in the street she walks into without looking. I’m sorry, but that’s just Darwinism doing what it does best. If you can’t figure out a way to walk around Boston without getting your ass run over by a duckboat, then you really have no business ever going to Boston. Stay home, put on your helmet, and read the Huffington Post instead.
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