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The Turtleboy Sports Facebook page is suspended for another 6 days and 22 hours. The Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter was suspended for 7 days, but then someone reported it while we were suspended, and when we could not produce an ID that said “Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter Freedom page” we were locked out of the account. The only way we’ll get that page (with 13,000 followers) back is if this ID miraculously works:
Miracles can happen.
Yet every single day the TBS Facebook page is flooded with messages from turtle riders:
“You guys still alive?”
“Can I still read the blog?”
“Did WANDA finally get you?”
Stuff like that. We also get tips for stories to write about, requests to share GoFundMe’s, and other things of that nature.
Seriously, what are people not getting about this? How can we possibly be more clear? We’ve written a million blogs about our page being suspended. The best is that some of these requests to share stuff comes with “I’m a big fan of the blog.” No you’re not. If you were a fan of the blog you’d know that this Facebook page is suspended. That’s like begging us not to share your GoFundMe.
We even posted a link to the Lost Boys of Turtle Facebook page at the top of EVERY SINGLE BLOG we publish, with the announcement that this is the page where you can reach someone at Turtleboy.
We’ve slowly but surely built up this page, seeing as we’ve got about 2,200 followers on there now. We even built another backup page – the Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine Facebook page, which has about 1,500 followers. But where the hell are the other 34,000 turtle riders?? What are you people smoking? We are a family, and we love you, and we miss you. Please come home.
Look, Turtleboy is always gonna be the bad boy of the Internet. The trolls sitting in their mother’s basement in 46 Cedar Street in Fitchburg will keep hitting that report button and we will keep getting suspended, despite the fact that we’re not violating any of Facebook’s terms and conditions. So if you wanna ride the turtle, you better be prepared to use a trasnfer, because we have to switch trains from time to time. Or just go straight to the website by typing in Turtleboysports.com, or follow us on Twitter. It just boggles our minds how in 2016 so many people are not getting this message. If you haven’t liked the new page yet, it’s time to take a lap.
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Did anyone notice that the FB trending has also been taken over by algorithms and that no human being at FB looks at it? One of the trending items a couple days ago is that Megyn Kelley got fired by Fox News, except that it never happened!
Zionist Jewish media is a cancer to Americans,WMDs,lol.cnn,cbs,nbc,fox. No one believes there bullshit. Americans should run there own media so we don’t have to fight Jewish wars or support their holocaust on Palestinians. Zukrbergs a kike.
Yea, I like the Rachael Kaprillion signature on it. She’s been gone for years
That license is TOO FUNNY! Two thumbs up to the photoshop artist on that one!
Kevin,
Why do you lie?
Your mother is not in a whale chair because she is sooooo fat she can’t fit in a chair, FACT!
Your daddy be drunk in the gutter all day!
Your brother be unemployed cause he stole from his state job that fired him!
Your yard looks like a junkyard cars, parts, chickens, animal dung everywhere .
You are a POS
Social justice? Not if I have anything to say about it, thanks for the IP address.
Kevin Lynch,
Only Nanniburgers report HOTTAKES from the comfort of the dungeon on Cedar Street in Fitchburg. We never have put you in harms way. You seem to do that at EVERY sick and psychotic twist and turn of every post you decide to comment on. Who was the one who told you to create a Facebook page/profile of a man that was unjustly killed in Worcester? Surely not Turtleboy not any of our riders. Who was the one who told you to attack anyone’s wife’s, mothers, or Children? I’ll give you a hint it was not Turtleboy. You find your sleezy way to try and infiltrate people’s lives to further your own agenda by creating fake profiles to try to make everyone else’s life as pathetic as yours. All of our readers are smart. Some more than others however we love them all. The only one we loathe is YOU. Crawl back to your dark musty basement you came from and get ready because before you now it the snow will be flying and so won’t the next letter to shovel your sidewalk for all the wonderful students of FSU wil be on its way. Once you receive this letter you will again post to TOPIX and every other blog and we will be there to write out next blog! That’s for another hot take!
Where has Kevin been today? Just saw on the news that someone was stabbed with a golf club!
Wow, just when I thought you were turning it around you do a 360 and attack me. You have officially made my life feel threatened once again.
Your head henchman stated he was going to hurt my elderly mother who is in a wheelchair. Turtleboy never surprises me as you have no limits to your harrassment and endangering my life and my family.
You do this as you hide behind your connections into the police department and the courts.
I will own Turtleboy and I will turn this blog into a site for those fighting for social justice reform
Why did you do this? Why?
Murderer.
So… spun around and faced in the same direction… 360… and again… 720… and attacked… Wicked!
Turtleboy has henchmen? I only have minions… I’d like henchmen though… Henching is cool. Minions are cute and do the job, but not like henchmen…
Yes henchmen are nice, but I’ve always preferred “hired goons”
Need a safe space?
Lies. No wheelchair in the world has that capability.
If you make nonsensical rants about blogs
You might be a sociopathic convict
Hey kevin…lick a dog’s asshole until it bleeds. And by dog I mean your mom.
Kevin come to worcester so i can hit and run over ass.
Kev,you weren’t in Wakefield today,were you. Heard on the news a guy got stabbed with the shaft of a golf club today. I’d get a lawyer.know any?
360 is a complete circle, retard.
So first it was your niece, now it’s your mother. Are we ever going to see any proof of these threatening messages? Probably not, because people like you only care about the accusation and subsequent Internet lynch mob, not any actual evidence that a crime was committed.
So, to all loyal riders of testudines, I encourage you to visit poopsenders and mail him a box of gorilla shit. I’m sure it’ll make him feel right at home.
I’m glad I decided not to pull away from the parking lot and read this article first…. that picture ID is classic. I keep getting reported too! If that ID works for TB I will give you $25 to make me one lol.
Facebook suspended my account too. They asked for picture id and I sent them pictures of my turds in all kinds of different poses, but they wouldn’t accept it.
ASSHOLES!!!
Don’t forget, Turd, you are completely dependent on assholes, or rather an asshole as the case may be.