I could probably start a whole new blog just dedicated to wild shit you see for sale in Facebook yard sale pages. Today’s winner is Ann Gutterson.
Ann serves as an administrative assistant in the town of Bourne.
And today she is selling a matching dungeon table and chair set for $75, or best offer.
Please, just don’t ask any questions. Silver curtains, pulley system, bar, whips, chains, and Steve Levine not included.
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57 Comment(s)
Douche Boy get a life
She seems nice.
I wonder how many experimental / military / sex / lab diseases must be smeared all over the seat of that chair. Not to mention feces, blood, urine, you name it.
If you look under this furniture you will probably find small bags of crystal meth duck taped to the topside that someone forgot about.
You might as well take the drugs and then turn the whole place into a field containment facility and get FEMA/CDC/Gretta/Fauci out here.
Hell yeah TB!
Do not listen to them. I am glad you have one last Sponsor, Elliot Fire, and that your company, Worcester digital media llc, is still going strong!
I am a turtle rider for life!
TBS journalustic abilities remind me of the strippers at Lamplighter II in the Woo on Tuesday nights, one had a stab wound, another one had track marks, and one I could smell from the bar. All on the same night.
Don wanted to pardon Aidan, then he was told he has not been charged with a crime, yet. Don asked if he could pardon the disable, he was told Aidan is not disable (although he looks it), Don was told Aidan is just slow. Don was sad he could not pardon Aidan, so he sent his Corn and Cobb, not the turkeys, but the male strippers, both Don and Aidan were pleased – and if you read it all, get a life.
Who cares? It is her life and there is nothing wrong with her living it. Why would you try to shame someone for having a good time? You seem like a bitter little shit.
Yeah, not impressed, dude.. Newbie here who found you from the Herald comments section a few months ago. Was JUST about to share TBS with a good friend whom I thought would find your stuff entertaining, and then this.
Glad I didn’t.
Bummer to discover out that you’re just a troll after all.
I heard TB got into a bidding war with Gaffney and lost. Better luck next time. Doesn’t look like you had the room in your basement anyhow!
Never thought I would prefer the little pissant Reimer. No one cares what makes her juices flow.
She did nothing wrong.
She’s gainfully employed.
Legally selling an item.
Why the fuck do we care how she gets her rocks off. I say good for her she knows what she likes and isn’t ashamed to admit it.
Take this shit down you fucking ass clown.
come on TB if thats all you got to post go with nothing,
What a waste of an article and of space. No need to make fun of someone for having their own life, and then by trying to sell an item.
That would be like me making fun of you because you call it the Commie cold, but most of your ads are to meet Asian and Russian women. You got to make money with the clicks, but it is pretty moronic.
That doesn’t look very sanitary!
Came to site because I had a real story. Sad story actually. A real person, who I might not share politics… but, she lost her only companion / dog. Thought maybe this site could help. But this story makes me think TBS is maybe not capable of help, only hurt. Oh well, back to looking for a radio station with maybe a bit more heart.
As previously stated:
This woman has done nothing wrong. She has a job, and is a productive member of society.
She’s not hurting anyone. There’s no reason to embarrass her.
Longtime TB supporter, but this is wrong. Please take it down.
For someone who spends a majority of time in their own basement I’m surprised you would sink to this level and shame this poor women. Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house. Believe it or not, not everyone is into the same shit as you. These are the types of blogs that hold you back and keep this blog from turning into something bigger and better.
lol what the fuck even is this article?
Wow! Now I am so disappointed in TB so what ! She isn’t harming . Now you put her on blast people will harass her . She isn’t hurting anyone . She works and she is not being a karen. I am so disappointed in TB ! Poor taste .
Lost respect unless u take it down and apologize
Kink shaming a person for no other reason but to kink shame. She’s not a deadbeat or a Karen. My wife loves it doggie with a plug in her butt. Whatevers
I am done with TBS. He is not even trying to bring us real ratchet news now. F this, I am out (save your sarcastic follow up because your Parler has no friends, as a long time fan I hope TB listens to his long time fans, because so far he has not)
I’d hit it
Reminds me of Marilyn Monroe if she ate McDonalds on the regular. Ask not what your dominatrix can do for you, ask what you can do for your dominatrix.
I’d love to take this blonde broad for a ride over a bridge in my Oldsmobile.
Does she like to golf? If so I’ll bring the clubs.
She’s over the weight limit for my airplane.
At what point in you life to get so bored that it’s time to try this nonsense?
There was some insurgency in here over the weekend, and we stood our ground.
But I gotta say, I recon this weak article does not help our cause
Not Sure what’s worse. The fat weirdo bitch or the fact that some guy actually played with her on that equipment.
Shit broke my reading glasses, does KY stain tweed?
I stuck pins in my eyes after seeing those tits
She s big bitch yo.
Even bigga den me
I used to be into all that kinky shit… BDSM, necrophilia, bestiality… until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
Whats the point here?
Other than to try and embarrass what seems like a nice lady minding her own business.
You run out of ratchets?
I’m just glad the winch is included. Was a deal breaker.
You stole my line!
Uh uh, sucka!!!
(I use a winch to lift my butt-cheek when I need to fart. And I fart a LOT, yo.)
Yeah not cool. She’s done nothing wrong.
Go after bad people.
Is she a ratchet? No
Did she run a go scam me? No
Is she begging for a handout? No
Did she hurt anyone? No
Does she have a fetish? Yes
Must be a slow news day at turtle boy. This article is stupid, just take it down
I’m interested, if she throws in the Rockland bobbin for boners chick
I’m ordering my office to open up a full probe into this! It’s illegal to sell used bondage furniture for those prices!
Can we get another darkie story?
Did her.
I would like to sniff that furniture.
Can I put the items on hold? It may be a while before I can pick them up.
I will match any offer!
I will out bid you! Hot bottom is really into this shit!
how dare you
Also why do you have to kink shame people? Are municipal employees not allowed to have spicy sex lives? Take this one down.
Who gives a shit what you want.
Why does she have elbows for tits?
She’s a master of the reacharound
I would let her drop a couple candied yams on my chest.
Is where you go if your late paying your real estate taxes in Bourne? I hope the Guvna and the sloths in the state legislature are paying attention this may be the answer to their fiscal woes!
Last time I saw a pair of jugs like that two hillbillies were blowin’ on ’em!
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !
“ We gonna do sumptin a little different tonight”
Fat slob fucktard