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If You Need A Used Dungeon Table And Chair To Complete Your Bondage Basement Furniture Then Call Up Bourne Administrator For Bargain Basement Prices

 

I could probably start a whole new blog just dedicated to wild shit you see for sale in Facebook yard sale pages. Today’s winner is Ann Gutterson.

Ann serves as an administrative assistant in the town of Bourne.

And today she is selling a matching dungeon table and chair set for $75, or best offer.

Please, just don’t ask any questions. Silver curtains, pulley system, bar, whips, chains, and Steve Levine not included.

 

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57 Comment(s)
  • Jm
    January 21, 2021 at 7:51 pm

    Douche Boy get a life

  • Jep
    December 3, 2020 at 11:05 am

    She seems nice.

  • Judge dread
    November 30, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    I wonder how many experimental / military / sex / lab diseases must be smeared all over the seat of that chair. Not to mention feces, blood, urine, you name it.

    If you look under this furniture you will probably find small bags of crystal meth duck taped to the topside that someone forgot about.

    You might as well take the drugs and then turn the whole place into a field containment facility and get FEMA/CDC/Gretta/Fauci out here.

  • Spice tormentor
    November 28, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Hell yeah TB!
    Do not listen to them. I am glad you have one last Sponsor, Elliot Fire, and that your company, Worcester digital media llc, is still going strong!
    I am a turtle rider for life!

  • Lamplighter II Tuesday stripper
    November 27, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    TBS journalustic abilities remind me of the strippers at Lamplighter II in the Woo on Tuesday nights, one had a stab wound, another one had track marks, and one I could smell from the bar. All on the same night.

  • Can't pardon stupidity
    November 26, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    Don wanted to pardon Aidan, then he was told he has not been charged with a crime, yet. Don asked if he could pardon the disable, he was told Aidan is not disable (although he looks it), Don was told Aidan is just slow. Don was sad he could not pardon Aidan, so he sent his Corn and Cobb, not the turkeys, but the male strippers, both Don and Aidan were pleased – and if you read it all, get a life.

  • Laughable
    November 25, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Who cares? It is her life and there is nothing wrong with her living it. Why would you try to shame someone for having a good time? You seem like a bitter little shit.

  • https://tbdailynope.com/
    November 25, 2020 at 1:13 am

    Yeah, not impressed, dude.. Newbie here who found you from the Herald comments section a few months ago. Was JUST about to share TBS with a good friend whom I thought would find your stuff entertaining, and then this.

    Glad I didn’t.

    Bummer to discover out that you’re just a troll after all.

  • Monica's Bucketass
    November 24, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    I heard TB got into a bidding war with Gaffney and lost. Better luck next time. Doesn’t look like you had the room in your basement anyhow!

  • I’m telling Callahan
    November 24, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Never thought I would prefer the little pissant Reimer. No one cares what makes her juices flow.

  • TB is a fucking retard
    November 24, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    She did nothing wrong.
    She’s gainfully employed.
    Legally selling an item.
    Why the fuck do we care how she gets her rocks off. I say good for her she knows what she likes and isn’t ashamed to admit it.

    Take this shit down you fucking ass clown.

  • time to up your game
    November 24, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    come on TB if thats all you got to post go with nothing,

  • Do as I say, not.as.I do.
    November 24, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    What a waste of an article and of space. No need to make fun of someone for having their own life, and then by trying to sell an item.
    That would be like me making fun of you because you call it the Commie cold, but most of your ads are to meet Asian and Russian women. You got to make money with the clicks, but it is pretty moronic.

  • Orion
    November 24, 2020 at 11:30 am

    That doesn’t look very sanitary!

  • serinx
    November 24, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Came to site because I had a real story. Sad story actually. A real person, who I might not share politics… but, she lost her only companion / dog. Thought maybe this site could help. But this story makes me think TBS is maybe not capable of help, only hurt. Oh well, back to looking for a radio station with maybe a bit more heart.

  • To Each His Own
    November 24, 2020 at 7:55 am

    As previously stated:

    This woman has done nothing wrong. She has a job, and is a productive member of society.

    She’s not hurting anyone. There’s no reason to embarrass her.

    Longtime TB supporter, but this is wrong. Please take it down.

  • You're a Dick
    November 24, 2020 at 7:55 am

    For someone who spends a majority of time in their own basement I’m surprised you would sink to this level and shame this poor women. Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house. Believe it or not, not everyone is into the same shit as you. These are the types of blogs that hold you back and keep this blog from turning into something bigger and better.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    November 24, 2020 at 7:27 am

    lol what the fuck even is this article?

  • Jen
    November 24, 2020 at 6:05 am

    Wow! Now I am so disappointed in TB so what ! She isn’t harming . Now you put her on blast people will harass her . She isn’t hurting anyone . She works and she is not being a karen. I am so disappointed in TB ! Poor taste .
    Lost respect unless u take it down and apologize

  • The ship be sinking
    November 23, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    Kink shaming a person for no other reason but to kink shame. She’s not a deadbeat or a Karen. My wife loves it doggie with a plug in her butt. Whatevers

  • TB is not even trying anymore
    November 23, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    I am done with TBS. He is not even trying to bring us real ratchet news now. F this, I am out (save your sarcastic follow up because your Parler has no friends, as a long time fan I hope TB listens to his long time fans, because so far he has not)

  • Bill Clinton
    November 23, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    I’d hit it

    • JFK
      November 23, 2020 at 9:22 pm

      Reminds me of Marilyn Monroe if she ate McDonalds on the regular. Ask not what your dominatrix can do for you, ask what you can do for your dominatrix.

      • Ted Kennedy
        November 23, 2020 at 9:23 pm

        I’d love to take this blonde broad for a ride over a bridge in my Oldsmobile.

        • Michael Skakel
          November 23, 2020 at 9:24 pm

          Does she like to golf? If so I’ll bring the clubs.

          • JFK JR.
            November 23, 2020 at 9:25 pm

            She’s over the weight limit for my airplane.

  • Hu Fartted
    November 23, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    At what point in you life to get so bored that it’s time to try this nonsense?

  • MR. FARLEY
    November 23, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    There was some insurgency in here over the weekend, and we stood our ground.
    But I gotta say, I recon this weak article does not help our cause

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 23, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Not Sure what’s worse. The fat weirdo bitch or the fact that some guy actually played with her on that equipment.

  • Charlie Baker Master Cylinder of the Commonwealth
    November 23, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Shit broke my reading glasses, does KY stain tweed?

  • Pinhead
    November 23, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    I stuck pins in my eyes after seeing those tits

  • Monica
    November 23, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    She s big bitch yo.
    Even bigga den me

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 23, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    I used to be into all that kinky shit… BDSM, necrophilia, bestiality… until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

  • Really?
    November 23, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    Whats the point here?
    Other than to try and embarrass what seems like a nice lady minding her own business.

    You run out of ratchets?

  • Tie me up, tie me down
    November 23, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    I’m just glad the winch is included. Was a deal breaker.

    • MCG, Fat Felonious Fartbag, Esq.
      November 23, 2020 at 6:08 pm

      You stole my line!

      Uh uh, sucka!!!

      (I use a winch to lift my butt-cheek when I need to fart. And I fart a LOT, yo.)

  • Nah.
    November 23, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Yeah not cool. She’s done nothing wrong.

    Go after bad people.

  • Let's review
    November 23, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Is she a ratchet? No
    Did she run a go scam me? No
    Is she begging for a handout? No
    Did she hurt anyone? No
    Does she have a fetish? Yes
    Must be a slow news day at turtle boy. This article is stupid, just take it down

  • Call the General and save some time!
    November 23, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    I’m interested, if she throws in the Rockland bobbin for boners chick

  • Maura Fucking Healey
    November 23, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    I’m ordering my office to open up a full probe into this! It’s illegal to sell used bondage furniture for those prices!

  • Lettuce Wrap
    November 23, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Can we get another darkie story?

  • Caius Veiovis
    November 23, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Did her.

  • Creepy Uncle Joe
    November 23, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    I would like to sniff that furniture.

  • Jerry Sandusky
    November 23, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Can I put the items on hold? It may be a while before I can pick them up.

    • Anthony Weiner
      November 23, 2020 at 5:01 pm

      I will match any offer!

      • Barney Fag
        November 23, 2020 at 6:19 pm

        I will out bid you! Hot bottom is really into this shit!

    • Sandusky Breath
      November 23, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      how dare you

  • I Would
    November 23, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Also why do you have to kink shame people? Are municipal employees not allowed to have spicy sex lives? Take this one down.

    • Jim Marzilli
      November 23, 2020 at 8:07 pm

      Who gives a shit what you want.

  • The angry taint
    November 23, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Why does she have elbows for tits?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 23, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      She’s a master of the reacharound

  • Bob Murchison
    November 23, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    I would let her drop a couple candied yams on my chest.

  • Highrise hater
    November 23, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Is where you go if your late paying your real estate taxes in Bourne? I hope the Guvna and the sloths in the state legislature are paying attention this may be the answer to their fiscal woes!

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    November 23, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Last time I saw a pair of jugs like that two hillbillies were blowin’ on ’em!

    • whatevuh
      Larry the Cable Guy
      November 23, 2020 at 5:45 pm

      I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !

  • Yikes
    November 23, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    “ We gonna do sumptin a little different tonight”

  • Hank Kimball
    November 23, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Fat slob fucktard

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