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If You Start A Fundraiser For Christmas Gifts 5 Days Before Christmas Make Sure To Delete All The Pictures Smoking Blunts And Getting Crunk At The Club First 

 

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It’s literally 5 days before Christmas and we’re still doing this shit.

According to her Facebook page the job she just had was at “Mommy drinks wine and swears.”

Pretty shitty of them to lay people off around the holidays.

She says started at a part time job recently and doesn’t get paid until after Christmas. So….what was your plan prior to that? If you’re a single mother in East Providence with three crotch fruits the taxpayers are likely handing over plenty of their money to you already. Why don’t you just ask this guy to chip in?

Also, if you’re gonna use your kids as a prop and beg strangers to finance your Christmas just a couple days before Santa arrives, maybe scrub your Facebook page of pictures like these.

I haven’t seen a tunnel this messy since the Big Dig.

Tats, booze, pot, jewelry and hooker dresses. All things that apparently take priority over making sure your kids have a Christmas. Good job Mom!

Some people might say that we shouldn’t shame people who reach out like this. I couldn’t possibly disagree more. There is an epidemic of shameless Internet begging and it really bothers me. When you put yourself out there like this people should tell you exactly what a fuck up you are instead of giving you money. When the latter happens they think they did nothing wrong and they’ll continue to use the public to bail them out. Get a job months ago and pay for your own shit instead of digital panhandling.

 

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61 Comment(s)
  • I see dumb people
    December 26, 2019 at 9:47 am

    I’ve made up my mind.. If ,and that’s a very big IF, I ever do decide to go on the book o face . if i seen any of these frivolous GFM scams im simply going to write a comment under each and every comment on said GFM scam. ” Give a Cunt a fish, they eat for a day, Teach a cunt to fish, they might feed their family everyday… or they might go to the club.. Either way the useless learn something useful.
    Feel free to comment this shit under any and all scammers pity cries.. They will not like it though, because they infact do not actually want to provide for their own families but would much rather the free no hassle handouts from all the enablers.. However if you do come across one that will accept those lessons to provide for their own they just may be actual people fallen on hard times worthy of your help and life lessons as they are only redeemable if capable of learning how to provide the basic necessities for the families they brought into this world. Otherwise we will just continue to see them panhandle every year.. Unless of course we as a country wake the fuck up and stop helping those whom refuse to help.themselves. End Rant

  • Turd Reversalist
    December 24, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Reduction of balloon knot tension is in order for this one.
    Probably not going to have to lean in too hard to breach the mud ring.
    I’m pretty good at estimating the labor involved, which only cums with being an experienced professional, dedicated to his craft.
    This is a special case, however.
    There are even parts punitive and charitable that make this session up.
    Sure, I’ll make her cry butt there will be a few dollars left on the nightstand for her kids’ benefit.
    ‘Tis the season, don’t ya know…

  • Fat Girl Titties
    December 24, 2019 at 4:45 am

    No way are those twins both girls. Nice of her to pimp her kids out. Why doesn’t she claim the one in the top photo is BLT-123? Then she’ll have all the Henny money. Then she can move to MA so we can pay to fix that eye. Yuck.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    December 23, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    “I haven’t seen a tunnel this messy since the Big Dig.”

    Greatest sentence EVER on TB.

  • Yo Mama's on FB Again
    December 21, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    What’s the likelihood her 13 year-old twins use Facebook and see her posts and posts about her? For that matter, the four year-old probably uses FB as well. Pretty sad.

    Prematurely sinking cheeks. Meth symptom?

  • My body is ready for the downvotes
    December 21, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I usually agree with you TB, but I don’t here. If we are being fair, we don’t know when she got her clothes or accessories or her tats. She could have had these things for a super long time. And you didn’t research to see if she actually had a job that she lost – lots of people don’t put all that info online. What you SHOULD have mentioned were her perfect nails. That shit is expensive and it looks like she gets them done frequently. So bad on her for that – but because she attended a birthday party? How do you know her friends didn’t throw it for her? Lots of assumptions here that aren’t necessarily fair. And she did say she’d sell stuff.

  • New Respect
    December 21, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    I have to admit I respect a girl who’s willing to do anal with a stranger for a couple Barbie dolls and a Lite Brite.

    • And she did say she’d sell stuff
      December 21, 2019 at 11:41 pm

      Vagina,mouth,and anus for Chinese fentanyl does not count.

      • Reply was meant ....
        December 21, 2019 at 11:45 pm

        for poster ready for all the down votes.

  • American Girl
    December 21, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    “Tats, booze, pot, jewelry and hooker dresses’…..and nails. Those suckers are expensive.

    • When your a size2 the world is your oyster
      December 22, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Kitchen tattoo (blow job)fake jewelry (probably old and it’s $4 for a necklace at the mall) size 2 teen section dress ($5)do your own nails(you’d already have the polish and glue) cheap shots (rando guy pays)=$20 at most
      It has always been cheap shopping if your tiny and have small shoe size. Skinny chics don’t even have to spend on bras if they don’t want. Shit I should loose some more weight now that i remembered all this.

  • Rodney Danger
    December 21, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Fore play for this ugly cunt is she has you take a Cleveland steamer shit between her tits
    Really turns her on

  • Rev ike
    December 21, 2019 at 11:54 am

    I’ll bet any money she gives rim jobs on the first date

    Who the fuck sends these shit bags money?

  • I see dumb people
    December 21, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Ya know this shit is truly a slap in the face to all the mom and dads out there that struggle day to day, work their asses off doing whatever shit job or any back breaking work they can find to provide for their own families, ya know instead of going out to da clubs all nite an shizzz ,they be going to bed all early n shizz cuz da gotta b wakin up all early an shizz to go to work .. Fuck all dat noise yo. I gotta be at da club my next baby daddy could be there and he gon be da 1 dat will stick around yo. .. Fucking waste of good oxygen all of these useless cunts

    • Nh Turtle Mom
      December 22, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Such a slap in the face!!! It bothers me so much. I have 4 boys (3 in the home and a step son) and one that I was due with yesterday (he’s late lol). Life isn’t easy. We struggle. But I made my choices. Having kids cost A LOT of money. You know that before you have them. Even if you’re young! But, we still make life work. I’m out of work right now after a fall and breaking the tip of my elbow off, both bones in my lower arm And ripping my tricep. My surgery was done improperly and my arm will not straighten. So I can’t not get medically cleared for work even though I can use my arm. I do not receive any disability or workmen’s comp either. I instead stay home with my youngest (4) and my two 10year olds and keep the house and care for them. I got pregnant after my injury which made it really hard to find employment. but you know what, I got pregnant and it was my choices that led me to that. I can’t wait to go back to work though lol! Life is crazy home with All these boys! But that being said my husband works his butt off. We struggle. Life is hard. But I would NEVER make a GFM or FB post asking for someone to fund my children’s Christmas. What we did, knowing this year would be different with me out of work, was started shopping very early on. As well as Utilizing lay away When able and setting money Aside. I don’t say all this as a sob story because I feel like it just shows that we will, no matter our difficulties, make our situation work and provide for our family. This shit is the BIGGEST slap in the face to people like ourselves. We don’t receive government assistance. We own a home and pay our mortgage and bills. Yet we still prioritized for things we KNEW were coming. Considering Christmas happens EVERY YEAR ON THE SAME DAY! Sorry for the rant but this shit makes me so mad!!!

  • Stunt Penis
    December 21, 2019 at 6:50 am

    I’m thinking if she spent less on tats she’d have money for her illegitimate bastards.

  • Does Hennessy Enemas in the mens room of Jr's Fast Lane for smack
    December 21, 2019 at 3:48 am

    I will gladly say it for Ray Patriarca.
    “What a cunt.”

    • Ray Patriarca
      December 21, 2019 at 5:10 am

      I couldn’t have said it better myself!
      Disgratziate!!

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 20, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    I agree with Mr.Kennedy. I wouldn’t fuck her and I’d fuck anything.

    Gross pig. She’s definitely on the crystal.

    • Dude, what are you talking about?
      December 21, 2019 at 12:28 pm

      You’re probably fucking her right now! Get off the computer and get back to getting down on it!

  • Ted Kennedy
    December 20, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck that with someone else’s dick, and I’d fuck anything.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 20, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    She looks like an absolute Petri dish of venereal diseases.

    Most awkward boner ever..

  • BitchTits
    December 20, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    I bet her pussy looks like an Arby’s number two without the bun.

  • Bird for 3
    December 20, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Staging collapsed from under 2 of us 3 weeks ago. Kid next to me broke a couple ribs & his ankle looked like a black football. This was a thurs & he called me sat. to see if he could work. I said no & he showed up Monday like a fucking champ & worked through the last 2 weekends because he also has 3 kids at age 23 that need Christmas & food. I’ll ask him if he can pitch in.

    • Really?
      December 20, 2019 at 11:47 pm

      Did he take something for the pain? Because broken ribs hurt like a mofo!

  • Adam Schiff takes cock in the ass
    December 20, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    dirty slampig

    • Nancy PIGlosi
      December 20, 2019 at 8:32 pm

      Ive had my share of cock up the azz over the years but my cornhole and moth ball smelling pussy hsve dried up.

  • Chris Alma
    December 20, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    I would looooveeee to get a Lipnicki from her!!!!

  • Aga's Lounge Nubian Square
    December 20, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Jess,please have your silverback drive you to Boston.
    We will have a spot waiting for his Fleetwood out back.
    We are looking for new talent and hear you are down
    on your luck.We split all tips.All you can eat pickled eggs
    and all the smack Melina Cass has to offer. Deal?

  • Pro Rape
    December 20, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    WOULD! Just pumped some yogurt all over the place! Cum ropes galore! Would would WOULD!

    • Would you fuck off and die?
      December 20, 2019 at 11:49 pm

      Would be happy to see that.

  • Ratchet speech
    December 20, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    I recently lost my job = Backpage was shutdown
    Willing to sell my stuff, shoe size 6 size small clothes = petite woman down to fuck for money

  • Jasiel FR Man
    December 20, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Who knew that laying on your back and spreading your legs was a PT job and got paid weekly.

  • Looking for HTTG Part 2
    December 20, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Visit me in jail and put that blowjob face to work. I will have my followers at audit America venmo ypu some of their cash after I audit your skills.

  • Nancy Pelosi's Crusty Roast Beef Curtains
    December 20, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    WTF is going on with her eye??
    Either she just did a hot shot of
    cheap Chinese fentanyl or her
    boyfriend Idi Amin dropped a nice
    STD ladden load in her eye.

    • Jessie Machado
      December 20, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      That bastard told me he wouldn’t get it in my eye! It stings!

  • Wasted Dollars
    December 20, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    The trash has really come out this Christmas. We need a running tally how much each of these losers TB writes about cost the taxpayers. That would be national news for sure

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    December 20, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    My family & I just got out of a financial pickle… Our kids will still have a christmas because I as their mother, AM NOT sucking back henny & spanish hog….. My husband and I worked our butts off even harder for our kids cause, ya know, priorities.

    This bitch Reminds me of a meme I seen earlier and it beautifully relates to this pig “Bitches be drinking henny & sucking hennybodys dick” HA.

  • Wtfftw
    December 20, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Bitches and bitches ass dudes need to be exposed !! This is for the guillible
    People who would donate !!! Smfh!!! I am glad my father taught me always to use your senses !

  • Charity junkies
    December 20, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    This prooves getting shit free is addictive. They got food n shelter free next they want clothes and gifts. By the end these people will be begging for keys to running cars and phones with the simple reason that they need this shit so you should just give it up.

    • CrispyC
      December 20, 2019 at 4:17 pm

      The problem is they have no incentive to change. The Democrats love to give them free shit because they too are addicted… to getting their votes.

      The working folks that pay income taxes… we are the only ones to lose in this game.

  • Winston Churchill
    December 20, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    Bitch has got 1 crazy eye even without the pig filters.

  • Fantesticles
    December 20, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    Fake Lashes; $100-$200
    Individual Custom Talons; $75-$150
    Hooker Boots; $30-$5,000
    Looking like you Fucked the entire Team at once while it was live streamed on your personal Facebook page, resulting in your mom sending a <3 Emoji Followed by a "That's my girl" laced comment?; Priceless

    • The angry taint
      December 20, 2019 at 4:02 pm

      don’t foreget the 10’s of dollars spent on shitty tattos and a decent looking ride as well.

      • Winkie
        December 20, 2019 at 5:14 pm

        Some of those tats are Sharpie drawn

  • Captain Trips
    December 20, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Looks like more dudes have entered her tunnel than the New York subway.

    I bet she came up here from PR to make a better life for herself and her children. Doing a good job at it I see.

  • Jer
    December 20, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    I have 3 kids…i dont make much money…its called preparation! Why is it up to everyone else to clean up your mess? Grow up! If u cant afford 3 kids stop taking the dick! U must have done something pretty fucked up or not changed your actions of prior discipline in order to get fired right before christmas. Im sure your job knew u had kids…there is something called attendance…if u are hung over everyday from drinking and call out your employer will eventually move on with out u! Get a clue! Since they fired u i doubt u got a job right away….probably waiting on that unemployment check! Now we can drink w out consequences or calling out of work but only half the money! Wow life is being hard on u! How many people are going to help u out 5 days before christmas? If they do they dont have a brain! SCAMS non stop this time of yr! Recognize the pattern people!

  • Rodney
    December 20, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    I would let her put the tip of her tongue up my asshole

  • DocMartin
    December 20, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    I bet she was 1/2 decent looking back in the 90s but it’s been many miles of hard road and a whole bunch of poor life choices since then…. so now we have, the Crypt Keepers Sister.

    • scamsrus
      December 20, 2019 at 9:30 pm

      If she just turned 30, in the 90s she’d have been in elementary school.

  • Uncle fester
    December 20, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    I see she likes the tar paper roll
    From the picture of her in the car with the negroe

  • The Brown Eye Winks
    December 20, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Guaranteed anal.That being said,Its probably like throwing a
    Olneyville system hot weiner into the La Brea Tar Pits.

  • CrispyC
    December 20, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Step 1. STOP getting tattoos and firing out Crotch fruit from your baby cannon.

    Step 2. Repeat step 1.

    The rest usually takes care of itself.

  • Downtown
    December 20, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    I hope her kids eat her when she OD’s on Horse and Hennessey.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 20, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Spics have absolutely no shame.

    she is about 11 years older than her ugly ass kids.

    Send her back to the 3rd world

    • DocMartin
      December 20, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      She’s not a spic, she’s Eyetalian… oh wait… same thing I guess.

      • dr. fill
        December 20, 2019 at 2:57 pm

        Machado is not an Italian name, Mr. World Traveler.

    • Crotchfruit Lover
      December 20, 2019 at 2:42 pm

      Their friends are all jealous cuz mom is such a hottie and they jerk off to her all the time…

  • AJ Alphonse
    December 20, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    I bet those teenage kids are real proud of her.

  • The Great Gazoo
    December 20, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    BBBJCIMNQNS. 100.00 Get at me and everyone gets a merry Christmas.

  • Rockets Redglare
    December 20, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    I’ll buy your kids toys if you get an ‘I Am a Pig” tattoo on your forehead…

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