If You Think Deporting This Harmless Woman Is Gonna Make America Safer Then You’re A Moron

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Fox 31 Denver: Jeanette Vizguerra, a mother of four, was scheduled to check in with Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents Wednesday morning. She wanted to extend the stay on her deportation order, which expired last week, while she continues the application process for a special visa. The extension was denied when she failed to show up for the meeting. Vizguerra faces separation from her American-born children, the youngest of whom is 6 years old. Vizguerra’s attorney, Hans Meyer, appeared in court for her, saying she probably would have been taken into custody if she appeared. She is taking sanctuary at the First Unitarian Society of Denver (1400 Lafayette St.) while she plans her next legal move.
People are probably not gonna agree with this and there’s gonna be a lot of whining about “libtard” Turtleboy, but I’m with the undocumented immigrant on this one. And tough shit if you don’t like it, because I’m right.
Turtleboy is 1,000% in favor of keeping America safe. We cannot have open borders. We have to know who people are in this country. We can’t have undocumented people in this country leeching off the system and not working. We cannot have people like Matthew Denice killed by random Ecuadorians who can’t be bothered to learn our language and assimilate into our culture. Undocumented immigrants who are anything less than perfect while they are here can go ahead and get the hell out of America.
But this broad has been here for 20 freaking years. She’s obviously not a threat to anyone. She has kids here and she’s never committed a REAL crime while she’s been here. And no, using a fake social security number SO YOU CAN GO TO WORK is hardly a crime. She’s not trying to leech off the government. She’s trying to work. Something millions of assholes who were fortunate enough to be born in this country choose not to do on a daily basis. She’s not selling food stamps on Facebook. She’s not getting in fights at the Auburn Mall. She’s not running GoFundMe scams. She’s not selling her WIC baby formula for heroin money. This is the kind of person we need more of, not less of.


Look, I don’t like sanctuary cities because the only people sanctuary cities protect are repeat offenders without documentation. But I don’t want ICE going around rounding up people who are clearly not a national security threat. People who we KNOW who they are and where they live. People who are working and paying taxes. People who have American children.
Riddle me this – what does America gain from this? Three American children don’t get to see their mother anymore. This is something we’re supposed to be proud of? This makes us safer? I get that we don’t want any more Matthew Denice situations. But the illegal immigrant who killed him is not even in the same universe as this woman. That guy an able bodied male with no kids who was doing NOTHING for this country. America gained nothing from him being here. And, he’s a piece of shit who drinks and drives and obviously doesn’t value human life. HE is a guy I could’ve got on board with for deportation. Getting rid of him HELPS America become safer, and Matthew Denice would still be alive. Getting rid of this chick doesn’t make America safer, so what’s the point?
Anyway, at the same time I feel like the mainstream media is once again being dishonest. How come I know this lady’s name but I don’t know the names of the scumbag illegals who are being deported? Because I think most reasonable people would agree that deporting scumbag illegal criminals is a good thing, right? But the media doesn’t point that out because it would show a positive side to Trump’s immigration policies. And they only want to show stories like this lady to make all deportations look bad.
The MSM is also being dishonest about another thing – these ICE raids have been going on for the last eight years as well. President Obama oversaw more deportations than any President in American history. But he apparently gets a pass because he’s Obama. Don’t recall seeing sob stories like this on CNN while Barry was in office. Just sayin.

All I’m saying is, illegal immigration is a complicated issue that can’t be fixed with blanket policies. Kicking them all out or building a wall isn’t a solution. Can’t we just pick our battles? If the goal is to keep America safe, then I’m down. Let’s keep America safe.
I feel like now would be the perfect time for Trump to come in and say, “This one can stay.” That would shut a lot of people up, especially considering how high profile this one particular woman has become. It would be a classic unpredictable, off-the-cuff move from Trump. Then he could brand himself like King Solomon and force the press to say nice things about him. And if they don’t, he could throw it right back in their face. Either way he wins, and America wins because three innocent kids don’t get forced away from their mother.
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82 Comment(s)
kids in the courtroom give me a fucking break.kids don’t need to be there .torn pants and thatsthe style no respect . didn’t show up for hearing,enough already .straight out of national geographic.
screw her no car registration or insurance .if she hit someone who would pay for damage not her.happened to a friend his car was hit by an illegal.the cop said he couldn’t do anything because the illegal would be gone. he had to pay for damage himself fuck -.her.ripped pants in court
I completely agree with tbs on this. I also agree with stopping additional immigrants and or making them legal or making them
Leave. But anyone already here can stay and be counted and accounted for. I would rather have this woman in my city than the all american ,scumbags like food stamp sellers and the super scummy Disney ticket hoe.
Let’s just trade one for one. She stays and we send Disney ticket hoe to Mexico City. She would fair well. And if not I DONT CARE!!
Someone that married into my family was brought here illegally as a child. This person has worked to learn the language, earned their green card and has a productive life and family here. This persons mother has not learned the language and cannot communicate with her grandchildren and has no desire to assimilate after 20 years. Even my family member will tell you this is a big fucking problem.
I mainly agree. She should have to pay a fine for coming here illegally & then file the paperwork to stay here. We have bigger fish to fry. We need to close the borders. We need to keep refugees out as the threat of ISLAM, ISIS, ISIL, Hamas, Al Qaeda, etc. are too big to ignore. We need to make sure the drug cartels in Mexico stay the hell out of the country. That said, there are cases like this that aren’t black and white. Yes, she broke a law and yes, she should have to pay a penalty for it; but deporting her or putting her in prison isn’t going to help.
Then just when are mothers of three held accountable to the laws of the land?
I’ll wait. . .
You tried make a valid argument, but you failed. I’ll give you a B+ for effort.
It’s just simple logic.
1. Is this woman a criminal? Yes, she is. That’s not up for debate, she broke the law entering this country illegally.
2. Are we a country of laws? Yes, civil society requires laws and adherence to them.
3. Is a country a country if it has no borders? No, it’s not. A country ceases to be an entity when it ceases doing anything a sovereign nation would do, such as protecting its borders.
4. Did this woman do anything else other than come into this country illegally? Yes, she did. She created a false identity and a false Social Security number. The number of laws she broke there is in the dozens. Is it “hardly” a crime? No, it’s an actual crime. Even Attorney Vulva knows that.
5. Is she sympathetic? Sure, she looks like a National Geographic photo — proud, sad, humble. She’s likely a truly nice person that deserves our compassion.
6. Does compassion and kindness excuse her behavior? No. As human beings we should have compassion for her plight, and be kind to her. Kindness requires the ability to humbly help people understand. This woman needs to understand that she did, indeed, break the law. She did, indeed, break another law. She deserves personal kindness, and a bus back to her country. Because laws matter.
This is exactly the kind of case that can explain why we have borders and laws. Justice, as we know from the woman holding the scales, is blind. No one gets a pass just because we feel bad for them. By executing the laws faithfully, and blindly — that’s justice. It’s a very hard concept because people think the law is supposed to be “equitable” and “fair.” It’s not (unless you live in France, their law is based on equity, ours is not). The dichotomy is difficult, especially for a bony reptile, but it’s simple — you can have justice on the one hand, and compassion on the other.
Yes, you have an opinion — we all do. You just happen to be letting emotion and “fairness” get in the way. What you don’t see is that when you cross that bridge, the law fails and it’s just whatever anyone feels like.
Oh, and as a note, the Unitarian Church is not a religious institution. It’s a social club for snowflakes.
Exactly! Very well said sir. Laws apply to all evenly across the board. She has broken MANY laws and in doing so should be punished the same as the American citizen that she wants to be. She shouldn’t get to play the I’m an ILLEGAL immigrant I didn’t know any better card. Wouldn’t work for ANYONE else ANYWHERE in the WORLD it’s not gonna work here.
I like that Max. “Because laws matter”
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And by the way, didn’t immigrants, once legally entering this country, have to study and take a citizenship test and pass it in order to be a United States citizen? Is that not a thing anymore? What the fuck happened to that? Is the U.S. the dollar store now? Do we now allow free passes for immigrants being stupid fucks? Come on really? No I’m serious really?
Simple Solution. As much as many of the commenters here would like to see it, it’s impossible to round up 11 million people and “ship the back to where they came from.” No different than the gov’t confiscating the 300 millions guns in America. Now that’s out of the way, here’s how we do it.
1. Give an ultimatum- All 11 million illegals have “x” amount of time to declare themselves to the government of the United States. Collect all vital info on each enrollee.
2. Violent felons, sex offenders, etc get shipped back- no questions asked.
3. Start the citizenship process. All those with a documented, productive and consistent employment history and those who enlist in the armed forces, move to the front of the list.
4. Start enforcement of all those who are unenrolled at the end of the enrollment grace period. If you’re not enrolled, you’re gone. No exceptions.
5. Impose an extra payroll tax on all those who’ve lived here illegally in the past to pay back what they’ve soaked up illegally over the years.
6. All newly enrolled residents, will not be not eligible for public assistance of any kind. All public assistance will be accrued like sick time. Work “x” number of hrs or pay “y” in taxes, receive “z” months or dollars worth of assistance.
7. You refuse to get educated or employed, you’re gone.
Simple enough?
I’m ok with this except for #3. No citizenship ever unless they return to their country of origin for a minimum of 1 year, then they can apply to immigrate like everyone else. No exceptions except if you volunteer for the military and serve honorably.
You can however depot all of them if you want, will take some time, but it can be done.
I’d be careful of letting too many illegals into the military for any reason. In a country’s takeover, the military controls the revolution.
Deporting all of them is not impossible. Difficult and costly – yes. Is it cheaper to deport than have them living off welfare, free health care, etc?
Just another lib lie to fool the fence sitters – like “common sense gun control”. Don’t fall for any of it.
This story is a bad look for Turtleboy. Not because you are compassionate about this woman’s situation, but because it’s slightly hypocritical to your point of view in the past. And no, this doesn’t make you a Libtard but it does lose you some credibility among the TB masses. This woman is an illegal immigrant. Has been for years. She is driving around with no license and uninsured. What if she hits someone and kills them? For every drug dealing, milk the tit of society, loser illegal we deport we also have to stay consistent and deport people like her. Laws are laws.
“She wanted to extend the stay on her deportation order, which expired last week, while she continues the application process for a special visa. The extension was denied when she failed to show up for the meeting.”
I’m sure people who are in good behavior and standing can have some special exceptions made, but if you fail to show up to these requested meetings then there’s not much more that can be done.
Turtleboy, you are being weaselly nice here.
Yes, deporting her doesn’t make the country safer.
However, she is an uninsured driver who doesn’t understand street signs. That is a major risk that you purposely ignore, yet you complained about car insurance being too expensive this very same week.
Her situation is tricky, and while she might not be worth deporting, she should be fined heavily.
I agree they shouldn’t deport her. They should HANG that filthy bastard factory as a warning to other border jumpers!
Hit the bricks honey.
Hi Ryan. Would you like to get a private chatroom? BTW, I love that natural look you’ve got going there. I could bury my nose in there and sniff those pits all day long. Please tell me you don’t use deodorant. That would ruin everything for me.
Great idea to call your loyal followers “morons”.
BYE to that ILLEGAL and bye to TBS.
So many false rationalizations and outright lies in this propaganda piece I thought for a minute I was reading the NYT or Globe. Liberal TBS is the epitome of a useful idiot.
The whole “immigrant was working hard and paying taxes” BS is straight out of the medias’ and Soros’ playbook of Fake News. How do you pay taxes if you don’t have a SSN? And if you do have one, you have broken the law again and are probably f’ing up someone else’s life. Just more false narratives that this blogger has swallowed hook, line, and sinker.
Libs think they can pick and choose which laws they follow, because to them the ends justify the means. That’s what Stalin, Mao, and other totalitarians believe. GTFO of here with this un-American, lawless BS. Just another example of the “enemy within” – and I’m not talking about the illegals.
F*** You TB. Using a fake SS number is a crime and its called identity theft and I believe that’s a felony. She broke the law by being here illegally and using a fake SS number, she gets deported. if you can’t see that then pull your head out of your butt.
You would be singing a different tune if she hit you in her unlicenced, uninsured, unregistered vehicle.
Wow…this is on Turtleboy? Seriously Disappointing. I was just starting to like this blog too….
Deport her for breaking the law Day One. Bye.
totally agree with you on this Turtleboy!
Anyone want to come over for a Full House marathon and some vaping? My mom got Netflix!!
I agree with liberal Turtleboy. Not only should she get to stay, but we should bring all of her extended family over here too. Get them driver licenses, free 0bamacare, set them up on welfare, the entire works. What all these morons above me calling for her to be deported don’t realize is that every immigrant we take in does so much to improve our economy.
Once we finish bringing her extended family over I heard that there are thousands of Islamic radicals that we can bring over also. They don’t want free living tho, they just want us dead.
Oh come on man, you know as well as I do that islam is the religion of peace. It says so right in the koran. The few rare and I mean very rare instances of islamic violence directed at us has been from our own STUPID policies of trying to push our western ideals on their society when we should be much more accepting of their culture and traditions. Maybe if more people actually tried to befriend a muslim like I’ve done and get to know them, you wouldn’t come across as being so bigoted, racist, and intolerant.
Saw the other day some guy got 2 years for selling weed. He wasn’t hurting anyone. They didn’t give a shit about him being separated from his family. We voted to legalize a plant but our illustrious lawmakers have a problem with that and put it off.
But the Mexican heroin dealer gets a slap on the hand and a please don’t do that again.
Wood!
TB your lib is showing again. You can’t pick and choose which laws should be enforced and which shouldn’t.
If we cannot get them out of here, at least STERILIZE THEM.
ILLEGAL IS S TILL ILLEGAL, BYE BYE. Take your kids with you.
Should have been thrown out 20 years ago.
Another angle:
https://youtu.be/XaaWd1G8M9A
Or something less violent. Like a loud speaker:
https://youtu.be/tzXeBSrQBRc
Well, TB, looks like a lot of your loyal followers are not on your side here. I’m not on your side here either. This situation began with the “original sin” of illegal entry, the fact of which makes all of her following actions illegal as well. She’s not harmless, either: for example, who paid for her kids to go to American public schools? The financial burden of educating those kids may be spread over a number of taxpayers but in the end it’s still a burden. And who paid the medical bills when she gave birth to three kids here in the U.S.? We all did. Multiply the similar costs we American taxpayers have paid over 3 or 4 or 5 million illegal immigrants and you have a big problem. Illegal entry is a crime; Social Security fraud is a crime; driving without a license or insurance is a crime. Should we be rewarding criminals? NO!
Most of his loyal followers have a brain in their heads and don’t agree with liberal TBS. Those commenting in support of this BS are Huff Po/MSM readers that wandered over here to troll.
Ok, she came here in 1997, Had some anchor babies, used a false SS card, was driving without a license and insurance, but we need more people like this? Get the fuck outta here with that noise… At least the interpreters overseas earned the right to be here after we royally fucked up their contries. These mooks come over because mexico fucking sucks. That’s not my problem. My problem is her being here, her spawning, her hanging around for 10 years knowing full well she was absolutely wrong! And yes still no english. Multiply her times ten million. Throw in some rippers, diddlers, drug dealers and the like. I’m all for immigration. The LEGAL WAY. It’s sad that the problem got this bad (stop kidding yourselves, it IS a problem), something should’ve been done decades ago. Want amnesty? Serve in the armed forces and earn it while also learning english. Tricky concept I know..
I recall visiting Italy in 2007. As we were waiting for the train to leave, my girlfriend and I were approached by a uniformed police officer while we were quietly sitting on our luggage. He asked for our passports. We produced them, then he took them and walked away to his police booth. He returned with them 5-minutes later and handed them back to us. The only word that I said to him was, “Graci.”
The bottom line is you don’t go to a foreign country and expect things to work out when you break the law and don’t know know the language.
1997 to 2017 is 20yrs. Let that burn your britches for a little bit. Not 10yrs to learn the language 20yrs. Maybe she should have tried helping her cockroaches with their homework so she could learn English at the same time. Oh wait they make one side English and the other side Spanish. SMH
She may seem like an innocent person but she knew she did not have a right to come here years ago but did anyway. If we,allow everyone to slide then in another decade there will be thousands more just like her looking for amnesty when does it end? If I went to Mexico and gave birth, my children would be American. So why are her children considered US citizens and not Mexicans? Maybe she and her children should leave… we cant deport food stamp recipients who sell drugs etc. We’re stuck with those people. We need to stop new people from constantly entering our country illegally!
Nobody is buying these comments
^^^^^^^^SJW
I am a REAL person not a troll. You have been here for TWENTY FUCKIN YEARS and DONT SPEAK ENGLISH??? Try living in MEXICO for 20yrs without learning spanish. Let me know how ya do.
Unfortunately these are real frequent and regular commenters hiding behind an alias. It’s disgusting… It’s not TB’s fault, you can’t stop this kind of stuff with such a large audience. It’s why you see so many up votes for the uneducated comments that are calling her children foul names lol.
I notice a lot of these people who act this way are usually the white trash type that live off the system and barely work, criminal records…lol. They need to look in the mirror or perhaps analyze their own family members who break the law.
Here come the 10+ down votes!
I ove your quote “I notice a lot of these people who act this way are usually the white trash type that live off the system and barely work, criminal records…lol. They need to look in the mirror or perhaps analyze their own family members who break the law.”. Let me tell you I am 42yo and had a job since I was 14yo and could get a work permit. I have been contributing to society for 28yrs, that is most likely 7 or so years longer than you have been alive. So don’t tell me about life. I remember when the money you earned was worth something, now it isn’t worth the cotton/paper mix it is printed on. Don’t worry I’ll work harder so Juanita and her cockroaches can stay here and you can continue to live in mommy’s basement trying to save the world one ILLEGAL immigrant at a time. SMH
You know, if any American pulled the alias game to skirt the law, regardless of the intention, that American would be fined and jailed. She came to this country illegally, fully intent on playing pretend with her ID, and…what? Just because she has kids and just wanted a better life she should be pardoned? I know bleeding hearts are always going to point at this kind of stuff and tell America, “look what you did, this is bad!” but laws were broken here when she came here illegally, and they continue to be broken every day she goes out into the world with false identification. I get sympathy, but we can’t let these types of stories make our hearts bleed liberally…pun so seriously intended.
She has been here 20 FUCKIN YEARS and DOESN’T SPEAK ENGLISH???? GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!! That should be rule #1 you wanna be a citizen you NEED to SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.
That is one thing I would like to see President Trump do, make ENGLISH the NATIONAL language. If you can’t SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND ENGLISH you get NOTHING. Now GOOD DAY SIR!
I agree.
Makes you wonder who her employers are.
It seems to me they stop having issues with people not speaking the language if they can exploit them.
ILLEGAL IS ILLEGAL DUMB ASS NO EXCEPTIONS. JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS FLOWN UNDER THE RADAR ITS NO EXCUSE SHE HAD 20
FIN YEARS TO DO IT RIGHT WHY DIDNT SHE
Correct, notice no father in sight either, as usual.
We have too fucking many Mexicans. They belong where they came from. Send them all back, including anyone elected to a public office.
We also have too many Muslims in this country. They should be rounded up, tortured, and executed!
Yup… lots of Mexicans in Massachusetts. SOOOOO many Mexicans.
No we get the useless Puerto Ricans which are in my opinion WORSE than the Mexicans. They are “part” of our country so we CAN’T ship them home. At least Mexicans wanna work.
I live in a bad neighborhood where many uneducated Puerto Ricans live.
That said, they ARE American citizens and have fought in the US army.
Some have fought and for that I thank them. The other SUCK OFF THE GOVERNMENT TIT like it was a pacifier.
Get her and her maggots the fuck out of here. You don’t want to show up for court with you free liberal tree hugging defense Atty?…. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN??? Obey the laws! What’s your problem???? Time to go!!! Smarten up for the love of God you degenerate pieces of shit !!! Stop making a mockery of your nationality then blame the laws of the United States of America! You embarrass your race!
You don’t understand! When you come here illegally, laws don’t apply to you.
1. enter illegally
2.use phony ID
3. have lots of babies, so government will pay more
4 . find bleeding hearts to defend
5. drive without license or insurance
6. Protest, protest, and protest
7. send children to school for free
8. get free healthcare, while citizen cannot
9. do not learn English because we should translate for you for free
10. have more babies, get free food, and healthcare and free money
11. SOB SOB SOB SOB
12.BYE, BYE
Illegal is illegal. You break the law you go home. Home is not in America fuckface.
I think like it should be treated like underage drinking. Cops at colleges know that under 21s drink every weekend, but the reasonable cops only give punishment to college students that are actually causing trouble.
Agree.
Imagine if we got a ticket every time we speed. Speeding is against the law, right?
Have you seen the line at the money transfer stations on a Friday afternoon. They might work, but most of that money isn’t being spent here, BILLIONS…with a B get sent abroad by illegal immigrant from this county to thier home country every year.
just asking… what does Donald Trump have to do with this specific case?
I agree with the sentiment of the article but isn’t somebody else responsible for ICE management? Instead of just being like “dear The Donald, do this now so that you can look better”
that’s a very demanding turtle
You can’t pick and chose what law your going to follow. That’s why the statue at the Supreme Court has a blindfold on. No gray area, either your legal or illegal. Sorry, she had plenty of time to do it the correct way.
Everyone has to obey laws, not just a few. In this case she is here illegally and has to be deported. Far as her kids go, they should go with her. Would bet she’s on some form of government assistance too.
Turtleboy, you lost me on “tough shit, I’m right”. Seriously? How are you any different from these moronic protestors that hate opposing views. You sound like a kid when you talk like that.
SHUT DE FUCK UP YA MORON!!!
^^^^ Welcome ZephyrCat to the wrath of Turd Burglestein. Or as I like to refer to the loser, Teflon Tredge Scarface the Poison Pusher. When you disagree with him even one time – he’ll troll you all day forever because he has nothing else better to do. He is that much of a fucking baby and a ginormous pussy. No job. No clue. Just drugs, drugs and more drugs to use and sell as you probably already know by now.
And you are not alone. Watch out he just might take a shit, record it, and dedicate it to you and that is no lie. The dude is mentally fucking ill. And this fucking bullshit is permissible here no fucking problem. This is where I went from big fan, to regular fan now to semi-fan and fading.
On topic on a serious note: Article states – “Like thousands of immigrants, the family came in search of a better life.” No shit Sherlock – It’s because we the working people, while paying our taxes, provide that for them. There is no fucking money tree for them to pick off of. We are the money tree. We are the fucking surrogate parents of the world and THAT is just not fair to us. So that is just ok with this TBS writer? Comeon man?
Oh and this bute from the article – “there’s gonna be a lot of whining about “libtard” Turtleboy.” Oh ya think? What the fuck already? I don’t know about you but I personally prefer legitimacy in all it’s shapes forms and sizes. You got to know that taxpayers are paying for her “better life” right? And that is ok with you? Really? No I’m serious really? My God.
Bob, you ain’t fooling nobody. Everybody here knows you’re posting as zephyrcat. The writing styles are too similar. You’re not very good at this.
Oh, and not Burglestein either but you keep on thinking that if it makesbyou happy.
You mean writing styles that of educated people? Nice try fucknuts. Your deported – Now go back to Egypt.
He’s right Tarbash you ignorant camel fucker. we’re 2 different people.
He’ll never buy it.
That’s because he’s too busy wiping the camelshit off his dick.
You know what will be fucked up yet funny as shit? I’ll be you and you be me. That’ll blow their simple little minds…
Sure. I like fucking with morons who think they’re smart.
i.e. his/her nickname is ‘Bartrash.’
Ya want to do this? This could be fun as shit. I’ll be you visa versa. Can you get my Superbowl trophy for the screen? If not let me know. Ah I’m laughing already. These little twit ood brains will melt.
Oh this will be good. So for now on I’ll be ZephyrCat. And you’ll be BobnMic. Let’s see where this goes…………..