Social Justice Warriors

If You’re Jemele Hill or You Hate Cops, Here’s a Solution

By J-Dub

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What if I told you that yet another turd-spewer from the World Wide Bottom Feeder known as ESPN made it a point to say something really stupid?  If you’re shocked by that, you’ve clearly not been paying attention.  And in the immortal words of Harry Doyle, judging by ESPN’s rating, you haven’t.

A little over three months ago, ESPN launched a version of SportsCenter at 6 p.m. Eastern time that was billed as being about “sports, culture, and more.” Well, literally no one is watching it, because anybody with even a sliver of a functioning cerebral cortex knew exactly what they were going to get.   That’ s why the World Wide Bottom Feeder’s Jemele Hill has to use Twitter to remind you how intellectually deluded she is.

Like many other left-wing sports commentators, ESPN’s Jemele Hill is incensed that anti-American protester Colin Kaepernick is still left unsigned by the NFL. But during a tweet about the former San Francisco 49ers’ status, Hill went even further by agreeing that America’s police are exactly the same as the racist, plantation slave catchers of the civil war era.

I’m not to get deep into this nonsense because I’ve already done that.  When I’m not writing here, I’ve got my own sports-based blog where I’ve offered the definitive breakdown of what the Kaepernick situation is all about. I’ve also been one of the harshest critics of the World Wide Bottom Feeder.  In other words, we all know why Colin Kaepernick can’t get a job and why the Jemele Hill’s of the world hate cops.

Since we keep hearing the anti-cop crap, it’s time for a solution.  Let’s be honest, this isn’t a tough problem to solve.  The reason why we haven’t done it yet is also rather simple.  The mistake we are making is trying to get the New American Left to accept and to effectively deal with the problem of black crime.  That discussion goes nowhere fast and for a host of reasons which yet again we all know.

The bottom line is this: if you hate cops, we are going to create the “safe spaces” the “social justice” crowd wants.  That’s right, sports fans…we need to create “cop-free” neighborhoods where all the cop-haters can live free from fear of any sort of interaction with the police.

I’m even willing to sweeten the deal by offering a tax cut to everybody who moves into the “no cops” zone.  After all, it wouldn’t be fair to make people who want nothing to do with the police to pay for them.  On the other side, if you continue to be an “anti-cop” type and you don’t move to the “safe space” we’ve set up for you, your taxes go up to offset the people who put their address where their mouth is.

Imagine it now, SJWs…a world without cops so you are free to construct your “oppression-free” Utopia. That’s exactly what you keep telling us you want, so here it is.

There’s only two catches…

First, don’t bother calling 911 when you have a problem, because we won’t be sending our first responders which we paid for.  You can set up your own EMS and fire service with the tax reductions from not paying for the police.  Naturally, we all know what’s going to happen in a “no cops” zone, which is why we won’t send our medics and firefighters into what will quickly become a third-world war zone…you know, just like Chicago is now.

Once that happens, here’s the second catch.  You can’t move out of that “safe space.” Once you decide to live in the “no cops” zone because you think the police are the problem in this country, you stay there…unless of course, you pay in full the tax break you got from not paying for law enforcement.

What do you think the odds are that Jemele Hill is willing to put her ass where her mouth is?  Yeah, I don’t think so either.

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20 Comment(s)
  • Nope
    August 1, 2017 at 11:50 am

    So, this is what they call low hanging fruit. It is said that great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. It seems obvious that you (the writer of this piece) and so many other people are out doing work that is meant to tap into the part of the brain that loves cheetos. This part of the brain isn’t discerning and doesn’t care much for anything except a quick fix and a cheap thrill for the taste buds. YOU have chosen to be the cheeto and, instead of building a meaningful life, you cater to this waste of ideas. Lame but ok, good for you. I’m not here to defend or bash Jemelle or Kaepernick or to bash cops or to defend cops, I came to point out the fatal flaw in your argument for creating cop free zones.

    Your WISH that it was simply your CHOICE to cater to this simple minded group of people that are your fans BUT unfortunately it doesn’t take long to become things you hate if you pretend you are those things for exploitative purposes and therefore it is actually your genuine arrogance and likely your whiteness and privilege that prevents you from seeing another option, more likely, option here. Your biggest fear…….hold on to your hat.

    Those “cop free zones” that you think would be so GD terrible and depraved would create their own NON-racist police force and do it better, people would thrive under a system that hasn’t degenerated into hate and terrorism of half the population and isn’t living in fear of losing its precious power EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. and your system that you are so afraid to lose would be exposed for the sadistic bullies they are.
    People like you write articles like this that are, what you think, underlying racism and secretly encouraging more of it but you’re just too entrenched in this kind of thing that you can’t even see that this article is BLATANTLY racist. AND the only reason you can write this is because you’re not famous enough for anyone to really give a crap what you have to say. But this article is a big reason why you will never be accomplished or famous or anything more than whatever you are, things like this do not fly on the big stage.
    You think the whole world should look like you and you’re so mad because more and more people are sick to their stomach by people like you and cannot wait to crush you and your small minded ideas. Even if you are not, personally, a disgusting racist and bigot you write these articles encouraging that type of behavior and all these people commenting are just jacking each other off instead of going and being decent human beings and contributing something. Go take your mom to a movie, donate some diapers and food to a family in need, learn to build something or fix something, read a book, take a shower, take a walk, open the door for a little lady or even another guy, just to be friendly, simply to make it easier on someone else. You cannot gorge on garbage and then not BE garbage. Get a life.

    • August 1, 2017 at 6:46 pm

      I really hope you didn’t waste this on us “Cheetos Brains.” This is the foundation of at least an “85” paper in some bilge-pump Junior College social studies class.

  • Chip Striker
    July 30, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    Ones who hate the cops are the ones who keep calling them for assistance.

  • BobnMic
    July 30, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    To J-Dub. Standing up. Applauding. Thank you sir.

  • Sonny's Mom
    July 30, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    A different suggestion: they should be allowed to have exactly one cop. Hopefully Mohamed Noor from Minneapolis will be looking for employment. A match made in heaven!

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    July 30, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    Completely agree. There need to be consequences for disagreeing with the government.

  • Wwy
    July 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    Jewish owned American media for 30 years where have you been?

  • Hanginpossum
    July 30, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    Welcome back J-Dub!

  • Long Arm of the Law
    July 30, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    You’ve got it all wrong, J Dubs. Here’s why.

    You can’t ask these people to create their own safe space. They will never be satisfied with anything which is why they beat the dead horse of racism and call cops slave catchers. They make a living off of stoking the flames of racism, and it’s becoming an ever more popular career.

  • Phillipe
    July 30, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Europe already has cop-free zones (Islamic enclaves that the cops are encouraged to stay out of). The problem is that sharia law will be allowed to flourish there, and they will become bases for attacks on the rest of the population.

  • Herb Pease
    July 30, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Before the end of PRESIDENT TRUMP’S (I love hearing that!) term he will have cleaned out the Marxist assholes in the FCC that have been protecting CNN, ESPN and the ratchet crowd. Expect charges of racism, xenopophia, homophobia (Stephen A is a pork smoker) but the cable industry will be put on its head. The subscriber base has been drastically declining and the only way to reverse it and be able to pay off the massive amount of money they sunk into fiber is to allow people to pay for what they want. DirectTV is very expensive and services like HuLu are very limited. Netflix has a huge following and will grow either way.

    The cable companies may have to offer a minimum package of just the local stations but allow you to pick and pay for what you want from there on. Few will pay $10 for just ESPN! Bye bye PBS, ESPN, Fake News and lots of shit nobody cares about. The average cable user watches six different channels, not 600.

    Disney is already looking for a way to shit can the racists at ESPN. Problem is no one wants to buy them.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    July 30, 2017 at 11:38 am

    Vapid negress.

  • Frank Fish
    July 30, 2017 at 11:24 am

    Jemele Hill is to broadcasting what Magic Johnson was…to broadcasting. The only difference, really, is when you watch Jemele you actually wish you were dying of AIDS.

  • J
    July 30, 2017 at 11:13 am

    If you think she’s bad try sitting through 2hrs of Stephen A Smith.

  • Brian
    July 30, 2017 at 10:38 am

    ESPN actually had​ article this week that said each and every owner should answer why they have not signed Kaepernick. Even for ESPN this was beyond stupid

    • Wabbitt
      July 30, 2017 at 2:04 pm

      Bob Kraft’s SHOULD respond to that demand.

      “We haven’t signed Colin Kapernick because we have three quarterbacks; and even our third string, second year QB is infinitely better than him.”

      • Wabbitt
        July 30, 2017 at 2:05 pm

        I forgot to add…

        “And even one of our receivers is a better quarterback than Mister Kapernick.”

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 30, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Luv the J-Dub!

  • Kwaneequa
    July 30, 2017 at 9:37 am

    Jemele…. nice name, lol.

  • Stunt Pennie
    July 30, 2017 at 9:36 am

    Poster in another (similar) thread had it right: a race war is coming to America. May not be in my lifetime, but it will be in my kids, that’s for sure. Couple this with the continued balkinazation of America by admitting cultures that refuse to assimilate (Muslims), and you have a powder keg ready to explode, except with 300 million people which will make Croatian ethnic cleansing look like child’s play.

    Be prepared. Guns. Lots of guns, lots of ammo, and of course, lots of ZombieTools ( for when things get down to hand-to-hand after the ammo runs out.

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