If You’re Mad That Rachel Dolezal Sayings She’s Black And Cool With Bruce Jenner Saying He’s A Woman, Then You’re A Fraud

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Imagine one of the leading hippies gives lectures about the oppression she’s faced while growing up black in America. Imagine she was a race-baiting college professor who taught African-American history. Imagine she used her race as a way to further her career by getting into all black colleges and getting work that only an African-American applicant could get.


If you haven’t heard the news yet, the Internets was buzzing today because Rachel Dolezal, the leader of the Spokane, WA chapter of the NAACP, has been pretending to be a black woman. This only became public because her parents, who apparently hate her, called her out publicly on her shananigans.

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But wait, it gets better:

  • She’s the chair of Spokane’s police oversight commission
  • She’s an adjunct professor of African-American studies at Eastern Washington University
  • She has a master’s degree from Howard University – a historically black college
  • She’s a victim of 8 different hate crimes according to her EWU bio
  • She’s a pretty shitty daughter who has cut off communication with her parents because having white parents would be suspicious
  • She has applied for jobs by checking the box for African-American
  • She issued the manifesto on Facebook after viewing “12 Years A Slave”


  • She sent a threatening package to herself in the mail, causing EWU to issue a statement defending her from racial abuse
  • She claims she was born in a teepee and lived in South Africa
  • She pretends to have a black son who is really her adopted brother


  • She pretends to have a black father

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OK, in her defense, was this white woman wearing a gold dress? Because some people might’ve seen her as a black woman in a blue dress. This could all just be a giant misunderstanding.

Oh yea, and remember the DOJ meeting in Worcester about how to get more people of color into local government? Well, I think the African-American community has now found the person they can rally around – School Committee candidate Donna Colorio:

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Alright, so this is probably the most hilarious story humanity has ever seen. The fact that this went on for so long and no one was the wiser is hilarious in and of itself. But her web of lies opens up a Pandora’s Box of new issues.

Our take on this is pretty simple – if she says she’s black, then she’s black. It doesn’t matter what color her skin is, or what her parents say. She’s a black woman trapped in a white woman’s body. And that’s the end of that.

But in reality, we all know she’s a white woman. Facts are facts. However, I wanna hear from the people who last week tried to convince Turtleboy that Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, despite the fact that “she” was the greatest MALE athlete in the world in 1976. Because from what the PC police have told us, sex is biological, but gender is a construct. Bruce Jenner thinks he’s a woman who was cursed with a penis.

How can you possibly stand up for Bruce’s right to transist into a woman, and deny this white woman the right to transist into a black woman? Which do you think is more plausible? A woman with dreadlocks claiming to be a black woman, or a dude with a penis claiming to be a woman?

The bottom line is, if you’re one of those SJW’s who was calling Jenner a hero last week, and you’re talking shit about this woman, then you are the ULTIMATE fraud. There’s no way around it. Own it. Admit it. You make this shit up as you go along because it makes you feel good. You get off on rooting for the underdog. But it doesn’t mean anything you’re saying is logical.

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All I ask of the SJW’s is just to admit that they opened a can of worms without thinking about what would come next. Because we told you this would happen. If ANYONE is allowed to say that they’re a different gender and the rest of the society has to cater to that, there can be no arbitrary lines drawn in the sand.

The precedent has been established – you are what you say you are. If you say you’re a woman, then you’re a woman. If you say you’re black, then you’re black. The SJW’s did this, now they have to live with it.

Now let’s talk about “white privilege.” Remember, when you’re white life is easier. Yet here is a woman who went out of her way to pretend she was a member of a race that is without privilege. As a matter of fact she willingly claimed to be a member of an oppressed race. She risked getting “the look” at Whole Foods.

And where did it get her? A high-paying job at the NAACP. Admission into Howard University. A sweet job teaching a subject matter that is almost certainly reserved for a black person. She lied about her race because it got her access to all of those things, which she would not have access to if she was white. But please, tell me more about how white privilege is a real thing.

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So I totally understand why this woman did this. Disclaimer – I’m a white boy. I apologize for this unforgiveable crime. But throughout my life while filling out forms, I’ve constantly found myself having to fill in a bubble indicating that I am indeed a white boy. And every, single time I’ve had to fill in this bubble I’ve done so knowing that NOTHING good can come from this. It can only be a detriment.

All this woman did was play the game that society has set up. Think about it. The hippies hate the term “color-blind” because it suggests that you’re not paying attention to people’s race. This woman obviously buys into the “Black Lives Matter” propaganda that only black people can have a say in this discussion. So the only way for her to preach this bullshit and participate in it was to do this.

It’s actually kind of genius that it lasted this long. I find this woman to be an offensive and loathsome character because of the nonsense she was spewing out of her mouth, not because she pretended to be black. I don’t give a shit about that, and neither should you.

Anyway, let’s check out how hippies are defending this on the Internet…

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See that right there? That’s why she pretended to be black. Because you told her she had no right to talk about the issues you’re obsessed with unless she is part black. But what fraction is good enough? Half? A quarter? An eighth? I mean, at some point in our lineage don’t we all have some African heritgage?


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Oh I see. So now a prerequisite of being black is that you have to “struggle”? Fair enough. By that brilliant logic of course it means that Obama isn’t black, but why let logic get in the way of a good rant?


“Race is external (we say that someone is black because they’re darker than those people over there). Gender is internal (we all experience gender inside our own heads, grouped around a vague societal ideal of “woman” and “man.” If gender were an external construct, then all intersex people would be genderqueer.) Really, there are lots and lots of reasons why gender and sexuality aren’t the same thing, historically or in the contemporary world, but that is the gist of it.”

Last week a commenter on Facebook said that the whole transgender thing is “simple.” Did you just read that clusterfuck? What in the fuck is simple about any of this? Intersex? Genderqueer? External construct? This is what you buttnuts call “simple?”

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People don’t ‘change genders’, and gender isn’t comparable with race – she is white and chose to present herself as black, it’s modern black-face…appropriation, misrepresentation, trying to take up space not hers to inhabit, talking on issues she’s no right to talk about, and outright lying.

So this woman has no right to talk about what it’s like to be black, because she’s not black, but Bruce Jenner can talk about what it’s like to be a woman without having to ever have a period or give birth? Yes, that’s logical.

The bottom line is that every day society gets more and more insane. You can keep buying into the lie that you have to subscribe to this insanity. Or you can just keep reading Turtleboy and know that you’re not the only person in the world who isn’t insane.


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20 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    June 14, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    Hey COB my man – Is this a tongue fart box puncher or is there to much fro in the way dude?

  • Finnish Goalie
    June 14, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    I wonder what Uncle Ruckus would make of this?

    Gary Anthony Williams needs to get on this, now.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 13, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    To wabbit: “Apache helicopter”, LOL!

  • Im on ya Sonya
    June 13, 2015 at 11:39 am

    Maybe she was turned black by injection.

  • RJ
    June 13, 2015 at 11:22 am

    This kind of thing terrifies the hippies because if we can’t label and distribute people into little pockets then we have to treat people like…*gasp*…people! And everyone knows there’s nothing more oppressive than treating people based on who they are and not based on what boxes they check on a census form.

  • It's OK
    June 13, 2015 at 9:18 am

    It was OK for Michael Jackson to be Diana Ross.

    Hey, race faking got Elixabeth Warren into the most elite and powerful circles on earth: Harvard Law School and the U.S. senate.

  • Jesús Montalvo
    June 13, 2015 at 8:30 am

    This person obviously identifies as a POC. We all should support her, not tear her down! This will has got to be such a struggle for her.

    How hypocritical to allow some people to choose their identity but rob others of the very same right.

  • RSoxGuy
    June 13, 2015 at 7:29 am

    This fraud clearly suffers from “Baldino Derangement Syndrome” aka “Old Balls Disorder”.

  • NO
    June 13, 2015 at 5:21 am

    What gets me is, and I know you’re not trying to be, but this whole thing is incredibly offensive to transgender people. Rachel is ill; and she’s not ill because she’s got the hitherto undiscovered and entirely medically impossible illness of “racial dysphoria”, she’s ill because she was so desperate for attention, so lonely in some way, so needing of approval that she put on burnt cork (or black face, if you prefer), faked racist death threats 11 times, apparently hired a man to play her father, invented an-actually-kind-of-racist story about being raised in Africa in a teepee, lied about her adopted brothers parentage and possibly completely made up her education at a historically black college (still not been confirmed if she did). That’s not something you or I would do. Ignoring the sheer amount of deceit, everything she did, she could have done as a white person but she chose to indulge in a ridiculous charade to get attention. She probably has A personality disorder (in fact I’d stake my life on it), probably HPD and you’re enabling that. Those 11 racist death threats, you don’t think maybe instead of feeling “like a black person inside”, she actually is so desperate for attention that she chose to appear as black person because she could easily elicit sympathy and feel part of something? A cultural group maybe? All accounts of people who knew her prior to this insane episode (and there aren’t many) paint her as lonely and her parents as abusive (they basically came forward to upset her as much as possible and ruin her life). I don’t think Rachel herself is going to use the term “transracial” or anything close to it, I think simply this has come across at a time when transgenderism is in the news and people don’t understand why it’s ok for Bruce to be Caitlynn now but she’s not allowed to be the skin colour she wishes to be.

    I say this with maximum respect, and I make no judgements about anyone but anyone who equates this with being transgender and suffering from gender dysphoria doesn’t understand either and should familiarise themselves before they speak. The implication a lot of you are making is that someone just decides to be the opposite sex, so it’s ok for this woman to decide she’s black and that’s just utterly wrong.

    • LenaBambina
      June 18, 2015 at 12:57 pm

      ^^^^ further proof of the article^^^^ Rachel and Caitlyn are (hopefully) the future.

  • mark
    June 13, 2015 at 5:03 am

    She is the biggest fraud ever. did you watch her interviews? strip her credentials, her degrees, shame on this woman, shame, I want to say mean things but will just say shame, SHAM ON YOU

  • lel
    June 13, 2015 at 4:53 am

    You can tell she is white, she has no booty

  • curmudgeon
    June 13, 2015 at 12:47 am


  • dracis
    June 13, 2015 at 12:37 am

    Sounds like our esteemed Massachusetts Senator. Claimed to be a Native American to get a job when she is white as the driven snow

    • Leo
      June 13, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      There ought to be a name for this kind of behavior. I propose “Warrening.”

  • Wabbitt
    June 12, 2015 at 11:59 pm

    I was born a white man, but I identify as an Apache helicopter.

    • Bobnmic
      June 13, 2015 at 1:18 am

      I was BORN AN IDIOT, but I like to identify as a complete moron… It makes me feel better.

  • Lmaooo
    June 12, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    I bet she checked off white when she applied for a loan.

  • BobnMic
    June 12, 2015 at 10:34 pm
  • Megan
    June 12, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    Thank you

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