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Illiterate Ratchet Athol Mom And Stolen Valor Dad Keep Contacting Fox 25 News With Made Up Story About Son Getting Beaten At School For Defending Autistic Student

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Updated editor’s note: The kid at the center of this blog had this alleged, made up incident happen to him at Athol Middle School, not Maher Regional High School. 

Back in March we wrote this blog about an Athol woman who tried to proft off of the tragic deaths of two little girls in a fire in neighboring Orange:

Local Woman Profiting Off Of Death Of Little Girls In Orange Fire By Selling Bows In Their “Honor,” Donating Proceeds To Nonexistent Charity

Her name is Misty Iorio, and she sold cheap handmade shit, claimed it was going to a charity which she hadn’t decided on, and ended up keeping all the profits:

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She actually created this Facebook page called, “Crocogirl,” which is dedicated to exposing Turtleboy. It’s where she posted her short-lived blog, in which she interviews herself and denies stealing any money. A bold strategy, indeed.

Well, she’s made herself a public figure again after making accusations on Facebook that her child was jumped by several kids in the bathroom at school:




Gotta love these stories. They don’t even try to make it sound realistic. Of course her perfect son comes along and saves an autistic kid who is being beat up for no reason by six other kids in the bathroom. And for that he takes a beating. This makes him a hero because he stood up for an autistic kid and was willing to get bloodied because he’s just that noble. Stuff like that doesn’t just happen in bad Lifetime movies. It’s totally real.

She also mentions a few times that it was recorded and posted on the web. Yet she doesn’t post this video ANYWHERE!! The most important aspect of the entire story. One that would show the world just how brave her kid is. Not there. But it’s totally real though.


What pisses me off the most is the fact that this illiterate Sweaty Betty’s reject has the nerve to blame teachers for not helping her son. Even if this story were real, guess where the teachers were? Probably in their classrooms teaching. Ya know, because that’s why we pay them.

Oh, and her son didn’t tell the principal because he was “so ashamed.” A kid who just did such a brave and heroic deed, was “ashamed” of his heroism. YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! How dumb do you have to be to believe this chick? Sadly, many, many morons out there are buying into it:




Oh good. She’s gonna pester Ralph Maher Regional High School relentlessly with nonsensical emails.


Just what they wanna deal with. She’s also adamant that everyone call Fox 25 News:





Sorry Misti, but the only media outlet who thinks this story is worth looking into is Turtleboy Sports. And that’s bad news for you.

Her friends and supporters were wicked classy too:


Kara Sheldrick, another Atholite who has clearly mastered the English language, was happy to see Misti’s son save the poor autistic kid, because just like Misti, “no one fucks with her kids.” These are the important values that good parents stress while raising families. Reading? Playing instruments? Sports? Volunteerism? Helping out in the community? That stuff is overrated. What’s really important is whether or not your kid has ever throat punched someone on the playground who was picking on them. Kind of surprising, because from the looks of her Kara Sheldrick looks like she devours Dostoyevsky for fun:


The kid, who more than likely got into a fight, got his ass beat, and had to explain to Mom why he was bleeding, wasn’t missing out on his chance to embellish either:


He’s even got the “no bullying” Facebook profile picture. Amazing. This kid must love having the stupidest mother on the Internet.

According to other people, the kid is lying:


But wait, it gets better. Her husband Jason Iorio, who is helping her set Maher Regional High School’s ass on fire, claims to be a 15 year army veteran. Others are accusing him of stolen valor:

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On his Facebook page he has thousands of pictures. Not one of them is an image of him serving in the armed forces. Weird, because he’s saying that he served for 15 years, and he looks like he’s in his 30’s. There are plenty of Athol white trash memories though:









Maybe he gave up his career in the army to pursue a career as the American Idol?

Maybe not. I can’t unhear that though.

Oh, and Misti is one of those parents who has had her kids taken away by DCF before, but naturally it was not her fault:


Gotta love when these Turtleboy legends reappear. We’ve written about so many of them that you begin to lose track.


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39 Comment(s)
  • Chris
    November 16, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Hey turtleboy, there was a link on a fb page, the Maury episode was oct 17, 2011

  • John
    November 16, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Misti was on the Maury povich show years ago to try to find her baby daddy

  • Justcallmenunya
    November 15, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    I have known this family for a long time they will give u the shirt off their backs! Her kids are her first priority and would do anything for them! Unless u are in their everyday lives n actually know them for who they are now then who are you to say what they did n did not do? How do u know they have many handicap people in their house and what forcing them to have a baby for them?! I’m pretty sure Athol being such a small town the cops would of caught on to that and press charges for abuse allegations against them for abusing the mentally ill if that was the case! Being a pca for the state n getting pd for it one you can’t be living with that person and two not a close family member last time I checked! Also last time I checked being a pca u get taxes taken out of ur check n get a legit pay check so ummm it is a real job! Last time o checked she puts in like 50/60 hours a week and makes pretty good money! Now as far as Jason I don’t know him at all but a girl could only wish her husband had that much love n respect for her as he puts out there! Every post is about the love they have for each other and their love for their kids so it wouldn’t suprise me if they wanted another child to love! I always wondered about one of their kids but never asked Bc her n the girls mother seemed like best friends but she treats that kid like her own! Misti has always shown love for all kids and her heart is of gold! The fire victims u guys claimed she stole from actually she made it clear it was for the girl she was close friends with the father so she was helping to raise money for him and anything extra she claimed would be sent to the other family but her intention was to help her friend ! Victoria’s dad even came out and indeed said he received the money and that he approved of the fundraising! So how did she defeaud anyone when she said I’m raising money for this little girl n gave it to said little girls dad! There is so much more to both these stories that turtleboy didn’t write and only wrote what he wanted to make them seem like complete trash! Truth is tb and others bashed on a respectful good little boy who has a big heart and she does have the video of what happened and was told not to show it Bc it is being used in A ongoing investigation! Now say Misti is lying about the video ok well did u bother to talk to the pd to find out if there is a active investigation or video? That little boy was attacked Bc u have a hatred for her! Furthermore how did u get ahold of her story through her fans smh! Or the parents of the kids involved in this video who are mad Bc their kid is now being investigated just curious ! Anyways I’m neutral through all this if she indeed has tricked me n everyone else who likes her and she is really that depraved as u are making her out to be then ok get the facts n proof before attacking a kid n his mom! I’m sorry but if my kid is being bullied as bad as she claimed her kid was I don’t care how ghetto I come off as I’d be fighting especially since schools don’t give a shit ! I told my girls if that kid keeps bullying u it won’t help me going to the school or parent in fact might make it worse the only way to make it stop is stand up for yourself if they don’t stop punch them them in the face and my kids being sweet kids are all like no mom I can’t but when ur kid comes home with bruises or crying everyday what parent wouldn’t want to mess someone up I don’t care how rich or proper you are when ur baby hurts a true loving parent will want to smack the crap out of anyone hurting their babies tell me u wouldn’t be that angry?! The hatred for people u don’t personally know is stupid and ignorant! He was in military he got pics I have seen one and two ok so he got mad and said some stupid shit maybe he did go awol or discharged for mental issues that means u can degrade him?! Should he be exaggerating absolutely not as a daughter of a marine who served in Vietnam vet its offensive but he prolly wanted people to shut the eff up! Maybe he does have mental illness and can’t keep a job that’s their business as long as he is good to his kids n wife is what matters! Also I know for a fact that they don’t abuse opiates so no that’s not what opiate addiction looks like smh! Furthermore just Bc people may be an addict but addicts do recover and not all addicts are scum! And actually some of the nasty comments on this article I know a few of those people and guess what they are addicts in recovery guess they forgot where they came from smh! Pick on the adults all you want but bring a child into it smh! This article made me sick to my stomach for many reasons ! Main reason was it wasn’t based on nothing more then opinion! And for the record Dcf can take ur kids for any little thing these days don’t make everyone that gets their kids taken bad! I seen people get their kids taken Bc their ex made up bullshit accusations ! U can get accusations of someone has it out for u hell tb could call Dcf on her under a alias n make up some bull crap and get her kids taken smh

    • BobnMic
      November 15, 2016 at 8:26 pm

      Well hello there ‘Nunya’ hows it goin? Love your post, it’s always a pleasure having a nice girl like you on the comments section. He does seem like a loving good man to her. I could love you like and I would make you my world if you give me the chance. Be careful because there are some weirdos on this site who will probably give you crap but just ignore them. What they say is only out of spite and jealousy.

      • BobnMic
        November 16, 2016 at 3:06 am

        Must suck that I own your brain…

  • angeleyesgirl
    November 15, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    people like you shouldnt be on here we only want positive comments not mean ones and if you cant then i ll take this in to farther hands thank you and have a nice day

  • billsfan
    November 15, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    why dont u just stop and leave the family alone who gives a fuck if she was on a show

  • Mbmbmb
    November 15, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    She was also on Maury povich, and he said “you are not the father”

    • Nelson Muntz
      November 15, 2016 at 5:12 pm

      HAH HAH… She’s a slut!

  • seahawksfan
    November 15, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    i jut dont get why people r so caught up in this family for.the iorios are the best people to get to know they will bend over backs wards for u.the kids are so well behaved and respectful that its not even funny.misti has been my friends for years she is a great person and a very greatmother to those kids.why dont you people write about trump and how he wants to fuck people over and instead you write mean hurtful horrible things about their son come on leave the child alone.one day all you mean haters will have to answer to god

  • Ashamed Atholian
    November 15, 2016 at 4:21 am

    Living in this town are I know of these people and where they live and they are white trash WHACKOS.
    She forced a mentally ill woman who lives with them to get pregnant by her HUSBAND so her &
    her husband could raise the child as their own. No I’m NOT JOKING!!!!
    She has several handicapped people that live with her and takes their
    food stamps and money. She is a PCA and receives government money as her “job.”
    One of my police friends knows the husband by his name because he’s always in trouble
    and steals from all his employers. They’ve had abuse allegations against them before.
    I hope someone reports her and I hope the police conduct an investigation.
    Please keep the heat on this woman!

    • share love not hate
      November 15, 2016 at 10:35 am

      I know this family every well and I have known them for many years. This is kind hearted and loving and caring and they would do anything for you even give u the shirt off their back.Her kids are great kids well dressed and very very respecetful and honest kids.why does it matter to everyone what the family does and or who carried a baby for her.she is a very good mom and does anything for those 6 kids.this family doesnt need this crap right now. she doesnt have several handicapped people living with her and again its her life why do you care so much what she does with her life.you people just really need to move on and leave it alone.

  • Big Dick Rick
    November 14, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    Facebook is trash, i’m not sure why anyone uses it.

  • Asshole alert
    November 14, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    This guy has got to be related to that Sklarz asshole.. The one who roofied his friends wife drink. exactly the same type of assshoke

  • Duke Westwood
    November 14, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    But she is only working their to put herself through cosmetology school… Right Mr. Fountain?

  • Duke Westwood
    November 14, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    Kara Sheldrick looks like the old stripper at a classy strip joint that has a chip on her shoulder and hates all of the younger strippers for making more tips than she does… So she talks shit about them to all of the dudes and starts drama in the dressing room.

    • tommie
      November 14, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      You would know about all that wouldn’t you? I happen to have known Kara most of my life and I have protected her from scarier and more important people than you. Kara is a great person who, like most normal people, have a heart and don’t like the thought of ANYONE being bullied, let alone an autistic child. You don’t know her, and the fact that you let your ignorance show proves you’re nothing more than a bully like these kids are dealing with. Don’t be mad because she’s more woman than you’ll ever be lucky enough to have.

      • November 15, 2016 at 11:51 am

        You forgot to sign this “Sincerely, Guy who puts his dick in her.”

        • Duke Westwood
          November 15, 2016 at 12:09 pm

          He wishes…. He’s so far in the friend-zone he’s hanging out with My Little Pony and The Care Bears.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Tommie the loser sucks
        November 15, 2016 at 2:24 pm

        She is a whole lotta woman, ill give you that.

  • Nice
    November 14, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    Jason Iorio was a compulsive liar back in high school and was something like a 20 year old sophomore who changed schools every 6 months or so. Not surprised he would find a wife just like him. He does not exist in the same reality we do

  • Major issues
    November 14, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Each photo is scarier and more neurotic, than the previous one.

  • KnowsTooMuch
    November 14, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    You can look through the local court and police logs. The man is fired from every single job he works at for stealing merchandise and money from the registers. His latest job was at TSC in Athol MA, and the police escorted him out. He also has no license for unpaid child support on his 3 biological children he has abandoned and spends all day long posting videos on that Live Me live streaming app. In his spare time he is sleeping with one of the individuals that he and his ratchet wife are supposed to be caring for, in order to impregnate her so she can be a surrogate for them. This is the second occassion that this has happened. They are vile, and are not fit to be raising children!

  • DuhitsDaphnie
    November 14, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    Some of you guys aren’t catching on to the satire taking place in the comments.
    I for one am finding it hysterical. It’s clearly mocking Mr not army.

    • Kirk Lazarus
      November 14, 2016 at 4:03 pm

      Thanks… I was thinking my “resurrection” and Jason’s “gouty toe” were clear give aways… not to mention Iranistan and kids being worth 1/4 confirmed kill… and Kirk Lazarus is the character played by Robert Downey Jr, in black face, in Tropical Thunder… That’s “I’m just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.” But, that is a pretty obscure reference…

      • itsjustme
        April 8, 2017 at 11:48 pm

        I’m over here thinking I’m the idiot and reading your comments over again, thinking I’m missing something,and wondering why people are thanking you for sticking up for him. Ok, glad I read them correctly the first time and something isn’t wrong with me. You’re hysterical and loved your comments.

  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    November 14, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    You know who else was a fake Vietnam Veteran!!! Kevin Lynch…..Just Sayin

  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    November 14, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    You know how else was a fake Vietnam Veteran!!! Kevin Lynch…..Just Sayin

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      November 15, 2016 at 2:21 pm

      Why Kevin why?

  • RdsxMn
    November 14, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Jason is not a Veteran. So how much did he pay his buddy to make a big post about that? Sounds like the plot of a video game to me. The man barely made it out of boot camp and went AWOL, and even his family will attest to that. Not to mention the Veteran’s benefits he received briefly before the Government caught on to just one of his many scams. He also tried to claim his children that he walked out on so he could receive food stamps benefits but also got caught because the paperwork was sent to his ex-wife.

    • Kirk Lazarus
      November 14, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      He can barely get his gouty toe out of his boot now… And the VA is of no help… Why would they be? They didn’t see what went down in Burma… and it was all off the books… completely dark ops shit. When we were caught, they completely disavowed all knowledge of our existence. As they informed us they would. So we fashioned lances from our bamboo bedposts and fought our way to the motor pool… Jason mounted the front of the jeep, you know, all Mad Max style… I drove while he threw shade at anyone who got in our way… Drove all the way to Phuket Bhutan. There I parted ways with Jason, he went on to Tibet… scaled Mt Everest, if I recall correctly. I journeyed through the jungles until I found the legendary Nanda Parbat… Where I joined forced with the Red Hood and learned the ways of Aragomotto… That’s where I learned to see deep into the future. I’ve seen things… Things in the future that would make normal men scream with fear. But I trudge on, each day moving forward to save mankind from what I fear is inevitable…

    • Keir Darcey
      November 14, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      If we’re patient the Turtle can submit an SF Form 180 and/or a FOIA to the U.S. Army. It’ll will take time but you can post it the results (minus address and immediate family names) and link to any Stolen Valor website. He’ll be famous. That’s journalism.

    • Onewhoknows
      November 16, 2016 at 12:15 pm

      Thank you! Someone else who knows the truth!

    • Onewhoknows
      November 16, 2016 at 12:16 pm

      Thank you! Someone else who knows the truth!!

  • Chris
    November 14, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    I saw this as well and wonder if it’s true? However, there is 1 slight error in the turtleboy article, misti went to mahar but her son goes to arms which is athol royalston middle school.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 14, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    More narcissistic pathetic losers

  • Kirk Lazarus
    November 14, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    He’s not lying about the Vet service… I, myself, was a black marine sniper in Vietnam. I unfortunately, didn’t make it back. When I was reincarnated 2 years later, they didn’t throw me a parade… They spit in my face… Called me baby killer. When I was of legal age again, I enlisted as an Army Ranger, you know, real black Ops shit… Anyways, Jason and I were in the sandbox… (North Iranistan, for all you civies), we both have confirmed kills in the hundreds… would be thousands, but they don’t count women and children as kills. My dickhead lieutenant was all… “You ain’t getting 400 kills for blowing up that school house! They were just kids, so they’re worth 1/4, so you get 100 kills…” I think a kill is a kill right! Jason agrees with me. You don’t want him using all of that shit he learned in the bush on anyone who challenges him! He’d be an MMA champion if it wasn’t for that gouty toe he picked up in Burma… I can’t get into that… it’s some serious bad ass shit though…

    • Onewhoknows
      November 16, 2016 at 12:13 pm

      OMG Are you serious??? Jason never went to Iran, he never went anywhere except to New Orleans when they had the serious flood and he faked being sick after one day so he could be sent home. Oh and ONE TIME he went to the 2 week training for the reserves and he had someone make a fake phone call that one of his kids was sick and they flew him home. He is a coward. He was dishonorably discharged. So stop lying for this psychopath!

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