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In The Ultimate Irony Mollie Tibbetts Tweeted “I Hate White People” And Probably Wouldn’t Have Had A Problem With The Undocumented/Illegal Immigrant Who Killed Her

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Really busy day in the news today for people who ruin Thanksgiving dinners by talking about politics. The left had a nice little day when Trump’s former campaign manager was found guilty for something, and his former lawyer plead guilty for something. Don’t know the details, don’t care. I really could give a shit less about anything involving any of that. Let me know when they kick Trump out of office, then I’ll start paying attention.

Meanwhile the right was fed some red meat propaganda today when it was announced that missing University of Iowa student Mollie Tibbetts was murdered by an illegal immigrant. Ya know exactly how the Breitbart/Fox News would react to that. I mean, this is like the ultimate validation of the wall. But I was more interested in how the left would react to this. So I went over to the Washington Post’s Facebook page to see what people were saying under the story about it. This was their headline:

So they chose to use the term “undocumented” instead of “illegal.” And that’s fine by me because I don’t get caught up in semantics. Personally I use undocumented because it’s more accurate. They got no documentation. No one calls rapists, thieves, and murderers illegal, even though all three of those crimes are in fact illegal. We don’t call the people who commit those crimes “Illegal Americans.” We just call them criminals. But you can call them illegal or undocumented and it really doesn’t bother me. Obviously the Washington Post is gonna choose undocumented, and Fox News is gonna use illegal.

But apparently even the use of undocumented is offensive now too….

Oh for fuck’s sake. Not even the Washington Post is woke enough for these SJWs. They’re legitimately mad that they pointed out that the dude is here illegally. As if that’s not a major part of this story. As if they’re supposed to not report that simply because it’s going to be used as Donald Trump red meat.

Newsflash – most of us realize that not all undocumented immigrants are rapists and murderers. But obviously there’s gonna be a few, including this asshole in Iowa. We are stuck with that monster who killed his wife and two kids. We have nowhere to deport him to, and no laws on the book that would allow us to kick him out of this country. But there are laws that let us kick out the Iowa murderer. And for whatever reason this guy was allowed to keep living here. Had he been kicked out this girl would be alive. End of story.

If you want to say that it’s worth having an incident like this every once in a while so that millions of other good people can avoid dying in the hellholes they fled from, that’s a fair argument to make. But at least be honest and say that – you’re willing to trade this girl’s life, for a bunch of other people’s lives who aren’t American. I’m not saying I agree or disagree with you. Just be honest though.

Ironically one of the people who would’ve been yelling at the Washington Post about their racist headline was Mollie Tibbetts. Because based on her tweets, she was woke as fuck. Especially this one:


Look, Mollie Tibbetts was a 20 year old college student. The chances that she’d be a Roy Moore supporter are a billion to one. She didn’t really hate white people. She was just trying to be woke, and probably heard one of her professors say it. Unfortunately it’s perfectly permisable to say that in 2018, and if you do you’ll become an editor at the New York Times. It’s just a really, really ironic tweet considering she was murdered by an illegal immigrant who is not white.

What’s even worse was that she was killed while she was out jogging, eerily reminiscent of what happened to Vanessa Marcotte in Princeton. Because just a few months ago she was contemplating whether or not to train for a half marathon:

Hindsight is 20/20 but I’m sure there’s some people out there right now wishing they voted no.

It’s depressing when you see tweets like this:

Reminds you that despite how her death is being politicized on both sides, she was just a regular college student whose biggest concern was taking classes while everyone else was out getting their tan on. Never in a million years did she expect to be murdered while out on a run.

I’m not gonna use this as an opportunity to demean all undocumented/illegal immigrants. Nor am I going to pretend like the fact that this guy was here illegally isn’t a major part of this story. I’m just gonna point out how there are a multitude of ways that your life can be taken from you at any moment that are completely out of your control. So tell the people you love that you love them, because life is too short.

30 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 31, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    Karma’s a bitch. Did the left pay for her funeral?

  • z
    August 23, 2018 at 8:13 am

    Her aunt has come out against Trump, Pence and whomever mentions the killer was an illegal.

    • wang
      August 23, 2018 at 1:43 pm

      that’s probably the person who contributed greatly to her brainwashing

  • T.R.
    August 23, 2018 at 12:45 am

    Wow. “I hate white people.” Game changer, for sure.
    This case is a tragedy flavored cake slathered in Karma frosting and covered in be-careful-what-you-wish-for sprinkles. Right out of the reduced sympathy cookbook.
    I wonder if she didn’t resist out of white guilt with her white privilege leaking out of her, one rapid heartbeat at a time…
    Whatever. These SJW types will continue to live in their fantasy World of Wokeness despite the reality put on display for them with this killing.

  • Worcester man
    August 22, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    Good article turtleboy, but why did you fail to mention that the illegal immigrant was employed by a republican politician?

  • Tom Blackburn
    August 22, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Not sad about a dead SJW, sorry.

    • Dave
      August 24, 2018 at 4:57 am

      Then the white hating SJW’s should be applauding him for hiring the illegal, brown cockroach…

  • It's Gone too Far
    August 22, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    History has a way of repeating it self. The Left insights violence everywhere, White citizens are openly targeted by elected officials (Maxine Waters), tv networks, newspapers, universities, “artists”. It will be the deeds of the left favoring violent criminals and illegals over peaceful citizens that would create an atmosphere where history will repeat itself, been going on for millennia. The Leftists will be begging for the return of Trump and twitter rants.

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    I can play semantics too!
    August 22, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    I am a turtle rider all the way, as most TB comments are usually spot-on, but I have to disagree in this case: “No one calls rapists, thieves, and murderers illegal, even though all three of those crimes are in fact illegal.“ By your logic:
    – we can start calling “rape” an “undocumented sexual encounter.” It’s the same thing!
    – when a thief breaks into your house, we don’t need to call him a thief, he’s an “undocumented houseguest”!
    – now a synonym for “murderer” can be an “undocumented executioner,” put that in the thesaurus!
    And don’t forget, drug dealers are actually “undocumented pharmacists”!
    Do you see the critical differences here?

    • Josh
      August 22, 2018 at 7:02 pm

      You are missing the point….. He should have NEVER been in this country to begin with

    • Henry Fool
      August 29, 2018 at 7:06 am

      I have to agree, this goes beyond semantics. There has been a slow evolution of “Illegal Alien” to “Undocumented Immigrant,” in order to make them more palatable to woke sjw’s.

      Does anyone know how many people, applying to be legal immigrants and Americans, are affected by those who are illegal? Is the wait longer or more difficult? How many legal immigrants are there from Mexico, Central and South America? My mind runs on…

  • Bill the Butcher, Lord Prince of the Know-Nothings
    August 22, 2018 at 11:40 am

    We don’t call American citizens who are murderers, rapists, etc. “illegal Americans” because their criminal act didn’t involve one of citizenship status. When the criminality at issue is one of citizenship, “illegal” and “legal” are perfectly legitimate descriptors before “alien.” An “undocumented” alien is one here without the proper legal controls, which is illegal.

    You do care about semantics, because you choose to use the one of the two equal terms that sounds less scary and more woke.

  • Brian
    August 22, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Since SHE is one the people responsible for this man being in the country would this be considered Suicide?

    • Kate Steinly
      August 22, 2018 at 12:39 pm

      White genocide brought to you by racist spics.

  • Judge dread
    August 22, 2018 at 10:51 am

    They’re companies out that hat make sports bra holsters specifically designed for female joggers to pack heat.but she was woke as fuck so she probably considered anything to do with guns is “white nationalist” or some other made up shit.

  • Uncle Sam III
    August 22, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Women should not to jog outdoors alone in remote places, ever. A smart idea to remind daughters that the world is a dangerous place and especially women can’t afford to take unnecessary chances with their safety.

    Oh, and by the way, they should reinstate the death penalty in Iowa and have a public hanging for this cockroach if he’s found guilty of murder…

  • New Bedford Nazi Girls Post Turtleboy Shaming World View
    August 22, 2018 at 9:51 am

    The bear I made at build a Bear workshop was documented. I named him Snuggle Wuggle.
    *Reads article.

  • pro trump
    August 22, 2018 at 9:47 am

    lol and now the dumpstercunt is dead

  • anti-antifa
    August 22, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Like or not Illegal Alien is the correct legal term. Jeff Sessions made this announcement a couple of months ago. Illegal aliens are illegal aliens and should not be refereed to as undocumented immigrants.

  • James
    August 22, 2018 at 8:30 am

    Nice job, picking on a dead girl…wtf

    • z
      August 22, 2018 at 10:08 am

      She said she hates white people.
      I’m white.
      She hated me and I’ll take her word for it.

      I don’t hate her, I just don’t give a fuck. There’s a difference. I’m certainly not going to waste my
      time dolling out compassion on someone who hated me.

  • vicx1
    August 22, 2018 at 7:29 am

    Ps if he was 24 and lived in Iowa for 7 years, (i.e. since at least age 17), doesn’t that make him a DREAMER and therefore not technically illegal???

    The plot thickens…. The democrats heads explode ….

    • IllegalsDividingAmerica
      August 22, 2018 at 12:45 pm

      A filty spic dreamet who murdered an American with dreams. Another filthy spic killing a white but no hate crime.
      White genocide brought to you by woke liberals.
      Get ready dystopia is coming soon. The violent demographics are growing and they all hate the evil white man who provides for them. BUILD THE WALL NOW

    • IllegalsDividingAmerica
      August 22, 2018 at 12:51 pm

      A filty spic dreamer who murdered an American with dreams. Another filthy spic killing a white but no hate crime.
      White genocide brought to you by woke liberals.
      Get ready dystopia is coming soon. The violent demographics are growing and they all hate the evil white man who provides for them. BUILD THE WALL NOW

  • vicx1
    August 22, 2018 at 7:28 am

    It’s distasteful to say that somehow the victim got what she deserved (even if the context is she was careless jogging in isolated fields or by pointing out that she had proclaimed to hate White people).

    The basis of her Facebook remark seems to be the way people voted in Alabama. She may have been an SJW but she did not deserved to be murdered by anybody for that view – black, white, legal, illegal.

    As for the Criminal ILLEGAL MF, he should be hung by the nuts and his corpse displayed at the border as an example to all illegals who wanna be criminals.

  • z
    August 22, 2018 at 6:49 am

    Mollies last words, “But, but, I’m one of the good ones”.

  • Suicide by Political Correctness
    August 22, 2018 at 5:53 am

    Illegal short for Illegal Alien. There are legal aliens and illegal aliens in the country, you can call them un authorized foreign nationals or undocumented aliens but we all know changing the language is a tactic of the Left meant to benefit the criminals (illegals). The discussion is pointless as It is all an effort to distract.

    She hated white people, don’t know the context, hard to believe she hated herself and white boyfriend and family but again we all know it’s virtue signaling of the worst kind, borderline genocidal belief system. “Be careful what you wish for” she got her wish a non white person murdered her, in theory she should be accepting of that outcome, he probably shared her view and hated white people also.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    August 22, 2018 at 5:08 am

    I generally use Paul Harvey’s ‘crimalien’ myself. More and more I wonder if the colleges are a good thing, with the mindwashing that goes on daily. By the time the sheep are shoved out to the cruel world four year later, they have been indoctrinated by the professors, beggared to student loans, had their rational thought turned off, and turned into liberal democrats–not that there is any other kind these days.

  • SMH
    August 22, 2018 at 1:11 am

    ABC is already defending illegal immigrants on their Nightline show (Cato Institute: immigrants commit less crime than African-Americans). They will have a field day tomorrow when they learn the killer worked for a Republican dairy farm owner for the past 4 years. This will be countered by calls for eVerify of identities and more enforcement of labor laws. We can only hope that undocumented workers will go home if not allowed to work.

    The thing to keep in mind is that legal immigrants who have gone through criminal background checks etc. commit 1/4 the crime of illegal immigrants. Legal immigrants are good. Illegal ones, not so much.

    • z
      August 22, 2018 at 6:42 am

      Rinse/repeat, rinse/repeat…….

      Stick the dairy farmer in jail, kill his cows and contaminate his land.
      Tell his family, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

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