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Ten Turtle Points if you can name this ratchet regular:
It’s Aleah Talbot – AKA the Danielson Skagbag.
She’s a legend on the WINY Radio Hall of Shame, and seemingly has a different look for every mugshot:
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe it’s methamphetamine.
And, yes, this same queeferino who is constantly being arrested for drug offenses has mocked people for doing drugs, without having any idea of how ironic that is.
Jerry Springer was a given….
To top this off she also wished that people’s children would grow up to become sloppy junkboxes like her….
Looks like her lawsuit with Attorney Richard N. Vulva never panned out the way she hoped it would….
Anyway, she’s back and doing what ratchets are best known for….
Buying food stamps on the Facebook machine!!
Some people told her how stupid this was to post, but she insisted that it was actually a smart thing to do, because they’ll go to a “good cause”:
And as you can see, she’s under the impression that buying food stamps on Facebook isn’t illegal, just selling them:
You’d think that someone with so much experience getting arrested for BUYING drugs would realize that buying things illegally is also a crime, not just selling illegal things. But then again this is a skagbag who once looked into hiring an imaginary attorney named Dick N. Vulva for a deformation lawsuit.
This was a brilliant work of literary art….
“I just don’t get them wish I could I wouldn’t have to buy them and I know people Fuckin sell them so I need to save some money”
It’s like a play by play of the monkeys writing on the chalkboard in her brain. She wants them, because then she wouldn’t have to purchase them illegally. Never thought of it that way! She would also like to purchase them off of a stranger, specifically for the purpose of saving money on groceries. Because prior to that her motives for purchasing food stamps at a discounted rate were unclear.
Her girl Felicia was setting the market rate….
Oh man, this chick really wants to buy hostess cakes. It’s not fair that the only people who get to do that are the welfare fiends!!
I’m honestly shocked she’s not eligible to begin with. Connecticut and Rhode Island are like mini-Massachusetts. We give out stamps to pretty much anyone who says they have the “disease.” And considering her vast array of glorious mugshots, she’d be able to buy all the hostess cakes can she shove down her spunk spout.