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Infamous Danielson Skagbag Aleah Talbot Makes Glorious Return To Turtleboy For Buying Food Stamps On Facebook While Claiming Cash Is Going To A Good Cause – Hostess Cakes For Her

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Ten Turtle Points if you can name this ratchet regular:

It’s Aleah Talbot – AKA the Danielson Skagbag.

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She’s a legend on the WINY Radio Hall of Shame, and seemingly has a different look for every mugshot:

Maybe she’s born with it.

Maybe it’s methamphetamine.

Probably meth.

And, yes, this same queeferino who is constantly being arrested for drug offenses has mocked people for doing drugs, without having any idea of how ironic that is.

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Jerry Springer was a given….

To top this off she also wished that people’s children would grow up to become sloppy junkboxes like her….

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Looks like her lawsuit with Attorney Richard N. Vulva never panned out the way she hoped it would….

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Anyway, she’s back and doing what ratchets are best known for….

Buying food stamps on the Facebook machine!!

Some people told her how stupid this was to post, but she insisted that it was actually a smart thing to do, because they’ll go to a “good cause”:


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And as you can see, she’s under the impression that buying food stamps on Facebook isn’t illegal, just selling them:

You’d think that someone with so much experience getting arrested for BUYING drugs would realize that buying things illegally is also a crime, not just selling illegal things.  But then again this is a skagbag who once looked into hiring an imaginary attorney named Dick N. Vulva for a deformation lawsuit.

This was a brilliant work of literary art….

“I just don’t get them wish I could I wouldn’t have to buy them and I know people Fuckin sell them so I need to save some money”

It’s like a play by play of the monkeys writing on the chalkboard in her brain. She wants them, because then she wouldn’t have to purchase them illegally. Never thought of it that way! She would also like to purchase them off of a stranger, specifically for the purpose of saving money on groceries. Because prior to that her motives for purchasing food stamps at a discounted rate were unclear.

Her girl Felicia was setting the market rate….

Oh man, this chick really wants to buy hostess cakes. It’s not fair that the only people who get to do that are the welfare fiends!!

I’m honestly shocked she’s not eligible to begin with. Connecticut and Rhode Island are like mini-Massachusetts. We give out stamps to pretty much anyone who says they have the “disease.” And considering her vast array of glorious mugshots, she’d be able to buy all the hostess cakes can she shove down her spunk spout.

10 Comment(s)
  • Jim jones
    April 10, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Man it’s nice to work in Putnam maybe I’ll get to stick it in this bitches ass.

  • Fuck that
    April 10, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Worked with this chick yrs ago and she was always nodding out on the job. She worked a 3 hr shift! Seriously…wtf is wrong with people? Oh she got hired because. ..oh nevermind

  • woof
    July 12, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    Man, that girl was a major piece of ass back in 2013. Id still raw dog that polluted cunt, aids is curable now right?

  • Deval Patrick
    July 12, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    I heard what you did for a Klondike bar.
    Call me.

  • y
    July 12, 2018 at 11:37 am

    what a cunt

  • Since 6th grade
    July 12, 2018 at 9:20 am

    She commited welfare fraud that’s why she can’t get em. She knows this is illegal but wants to pretend to know nothing. She has been this way all her life

  • Nick Manning
    July 12, 2018 at 8:42 am

    If she’s hungry, I’ll giver her a daily dose of protein. POW, right in the kisser! Low calorie so she won’t grow that FUPA any bigger.

  • Load for cash
    July 12, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Why doesn’t she just start sucking cock for cash?

  • Hank
    July 12, 2018 at 6:07 am

    Can’t decide what’s more impressive, her escape from Whoville or her tits.

    • z
      July 12, 2018 at 8:29 am

      Both. But most of those photos are few years old.

      She looks a little rough in the first photograph way at the top

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