All it takes for school to get cancelled is a simple empty death threat on a sign? Weak.
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Meanwhile in Palmer….
Oh for fuck’s sake. Goddamn kids these days. Newsflash – if a kid is gonna shoot up the school he isn’t gonna give everyone a warning the day before. Ya know, because it would kind of ruin the surprise. Obviously the school has to close, but if Turtleboy was running this country they’d stay open. As a matter of fact we’d put a sign outside of the school that says, “You won’t,” and we’d have marines manning the front door. I mean, it was probably some kid who didn’t wanna take a quiz tomorrow. He knew they’d close up the school and if he was lucky enough he might get a four day weekend out of it.
Anyway, they WILL find out who did this, because teenagers are dumbasses. They can’t shut the fuck up and they’ll brag to their friends who will inevitably snitch on them. Because that’s what teenagers do. And when they do catch this little shitburger, there can be no mercy. Thirty days in jail and automatic expulsion. No questions asked. It’s the only way to deter these losers. Because as it is right now the kid will probably get a slap on the wrist and a writ of boys will be boys. He knows it will be dismissed as dumbass teenagers doing dumbass things. But this goes beyond that and the turdlinger needs to feel real justice.
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