All it takes for school to get cancelled is a simple empty death threat on a sign? Weak.
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Meanwhile in Palmer….
Oh for fuck’s sake. Goddamn kids these days. Newsflash – if a kid is gonna shoot up the school he isn’t gonna give everyone a warning the day before. Ya know, because it would kind of ruin the surprise. Obviously the school has to close, but if Turtleboy was running this country they’d stay open. As a matter of fact we’d put a sign outside of the school that says, “You won’t,” and we’d have marines manning the front door. I mean, it was probably some kid who didn’t wanna take a quiz tomorrow. He knew they’d close up the school and if he was lucky enough he might get a four day weekend out of it.
Anyway, they WILL find out who did this, because teenagers are dumbasses. They can’t shut the fuck up and they’ll brag to their friends who will inevitably snitch on them. Because that’s what teenagers do. And when they do catch this little shitburger, there can be no mercy. Thirty days in jail and automatic expulsion. No questions asked. It’s the only way to deter these losers. Because as it is right now the kid will probably get a slap on the wrist and a writ of boys will be boys. He knows it will be dismissed as dumbass teenagers doing dumbass things. But this goes beyond that and the turdlinger needs to feel real justice.
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6 Comment(s)
A slap on the wrist? Uhhhh no. He will get an IEP and a taxpayer paid tutor to teach him at home, a disability check for being mentally challenged, a monthly check, subsidized housing, and will likely knock up someone in the same situation and we’ll all pay for it for years to come.
Well then…..
Counter sign should read “You won’t, because you’re a festering yeast gushing pussy that doesn’t have the guts to try it”. And until the penalties for this shit are severe and well publicized, we’ll continue to be stupid, out of an abundance of caution, and shut down places for no reason.
You’re an idiot. No need to be so vulgar to get your point across.
For example….Talisman, you’re a fucking piece of dried up old skidmark shit. See…nothing vulgar about genitalia. Class it up a bit. You are talking like a 14 year old school boy trying to be “one of the guys.”
Talisman could have been talking about a cat when he referenced a yeast gushing pussy. My cat once got into a batch of bread dough my wife had mixed up and got an infection that sounds just like he described. We had to shave the poor kitty because of it.
Couldn’t agree more. Stop protecting these fuckheads because they’re juveniles. Charge them with a felony as an adult (so the record doesn’t get expunged). This is more than a simple prank. And these kinds of threats are not protected “free speech”.