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Internet Commenter Explains What Really Happened In Tedeschi’s Parking Lot

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The other day we showed you this video of Worcester Police Gang Unit officers getting harassed while questioning a civilian in the Tedeschi’s parking lot on Main Street, in regards to the shooting that had taken place earlier in the day on Millbury Street:

 

Now, the overwhelming reaction to this video was sympathy for the Worcester Police. I mean, raise your hand if you have a bunch of rocket scientists taping you and telling you how to do your job when you go into work every day. Seems like a thankless line of work. But the one thing that was lacking with this video was context. What happened before the police started questioning this man? Why were they questioning this man? Did he have a criminal record or ties to a gang? This Turtleboy has never met him so I’m not gonna judge him or the camera guy, because in all honesty, we’ve gotten enough death threats and internet lawsuits that we just don’t have the manpower to take on anymore for the rest of the year. We’ll let you, the turtle rider, do that instead.

 

Luckily for all of us we found out the REAL story from a Facebook commenter who chimed in with some smoking hot takes:

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Boom. Roasted. Don’t you all feel stupid now? I’m sick and tired of the cops harassing and stereotyping hardworking taxpayers in the Tedeschi’s parking lot!! I mean, can’t a dude catch up with some old friends and snack on some pepperoni pretzel Combos in a parking lot adjacent to Dead Hooker Pond without some armed thugs on a blue wall power trip rolling up on them?

And what were they even talking to these guys about? Shouldn’t they be investigating REAL crimes like that shooting that happened on Millbury Street? Shouldn’t they be investigating that crime in the part of the city where gang activity is the highest?!!! It’s not like you’re gonna find anyone with any gang affiliation in Main South. Everyone knows that if you wanna find people who would have information on a gang related shooting you have to go straight to the nexus of thug life in the Woo – West Tatnuck.

LOL. You all that you were wicked smart huh? You thought you could just watch a video on Turtleboy and have all the answers? Bet you feel pretty dumb now don’t ya? For penance, all of you must #SuckaDick by sundown tomorrow.

Mystery solved.

P.S. The more I read Jordan Berg-Powers hot takes on this situation, the more logical it becomes:

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Yea, there was NO reason to harass anyone that not. It’s not like there have been fifty million shooting in Worcester in the past two weeks. We need more stand up members of the community like JBP. Sure, he readily admits that he and everyone else on his street “knows who they (gang members) are and where they are.” But do you think he’s gonna share that information with the people his your tax dollars pay to track down and protect him from these violent criminals? Not bloody likely!! It’s always better when the police have to get yelled at in a Tedeschi’s parking lot before they solve a crime. In the meantime the shooter gets a couple more lap dances in at Sweaty Betty’s.

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9 Comment(s)
  • GoWPD
    July 20, 2015 at 11:10 am

    Was I the only one that was hoping marcus was going to get locked up?! Maybe at the time they were enjoying a lovely snackaroo from the local mini mart, but we all know that guy is trouble. If you are out in a parking lot wearing a wifebeater and timbaland boots in July, expect to catch the attention of police. Want to a avoid a search and frisk, don’t be 37 years old dressed like an extra in a 90s hip hop video. I couldn’t get a close up view, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he was also wearing a du rag. Marcus should be charged by the fashion police and sentenced to dressing for 2015, not 1996.

  • thibby
    July 14, 2015 at 10:13 am

    why is it so hard to follow a few simple directions from the police. all the punks want to do is start trouble……

  • Black
    July 13, 2015 at 9:14 am

    They have such lovely grammar.

  • Common Sense Isn't So Common
    July 12, 2015 at 8:04 pm

    Jordan Berg Powers has completely sold out his own Gender! ¡!! Makes me sick at the fact that he’s in any type of discussion regarding decisions made in this city!!! Smarten up Augustus, smarten up Petty !!!! You really look like fools!!

  • Dave Schwartz
    July 12, 2015 at 11:51 am

    Was there not a shooting on Illinois St 500 yards away? The new one that “no one is co-operating with the investigation”

  • WTatnuckGangMember
    July 12, 2015 at 11:41 am

    This type of patrolling is nothing new. They do this to anybody hanging around in parking lots no matter what you look like. In high school (circa 1998) they set up some kind of weed patrol at the CVS/Friendly’s lot in Tatnuck. I was a skrawny white chick with 2 white nerdy dudes eating candy in the parking long and two people our age come up to us and say “Do you have any drugs?” There was a Worcester cop parked like 50 feet away. I hadn’t touched weed or beer in my life at that point but the cops were just patrolling the area because kids had been smoking their doobies all summer there and wanted to stop it. We just answered “no” and it ended. We didn’t make a big stink about it and the cop just hung out all night. Most of the time just sitting in their car, sometimes going for a walk and talking to people calmly. Now people make a big stink and that’s how trouble starts. The cops always just try to keep known “bad” spots at any level under control so it doesn’t get worse. No big deal…unless your these idiots in the video.

  • July 12, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Do you know the only thing better than “Internet lawyers?” Sidewalk-based “Police Policy Experts.”

    http://tbsports.wpengine.com/symposium-internet-lawyers/

  • Jill
    July 12, 2015 at 9:44 am

    Why is it so hard to cooperate with police? If you match a suspect description, you will be asked to show ID and answer questions. The dude recording has nothing to do with the police questioning his old friend, why is he even speaking? So tired of ignorant ass people who do nothing to make this city better.

  • A Guy
    July 12, 2015 at 8:21 am

    Her sister must’ve had her birthday in the eight hours between those facebook posts

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