Is Shayanna Jenkins The Worst Liar Of All Time And Does She Really Think Aaron Hernandez Is Gonna Kill Her?

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I wanted to take a minute to talk about the Aaron Hernandez trial. First of all, I think it’s bullshit that it’s going on at the same time as Jafar the Marathon bomber’s trial. These are two big stories and should be separated by at least three or four months. It would be like having the OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony trials at the same time. Uncivilized.

Anyway, I wanted to discuss Shayanna Jenkins, Aaron Hernandez’ baby Momma. She testified on Monday, and basically set the world record for perjury. Dan Wetzel did a good job breaking down her nonsense at Basically Shayanna Jenkins was seen on the Hernandez home camera system removing a box from the basement and putting it into her car the day after Odin Lloyd was found murdered. Right before she did so she is seen in her home talking to Hernandez on the phone.

Her sister, who for whatever reason is named “Shaneah” because apparently her parents just enjoy confusing people, was Odin Lloyd’s girlfriend. She also happened to be in the Hernandez home while this mystery box was taken out.

Shayanna Jenkins claims that she didn’t know what was in the box (obviously the murder weapon was in the box) and didn’t ask any questions. Because, who would ever ask why your fiance, who is being accused of murder, would randomly want a mystery box in the basement to disappear forever?

She covered the box with baby clothes. Then she got in the car and left for an hour. During that time she said she dropped the box off in a dumpster. The problem is that within her house there are like 500 dumpsters that she decided NOT to use. In fact, she can’t remember the dumpster she used several towns away.

Basically she gave away the fact that she’s a huge liar because she regaled about the details involving home remodeling, middle school dates, her past employment, old family cookouts, New England Patriots games, limo rides during nights on the town and all sorts of other random moments from her life. AKA her memory is rock solid.

She could remember all that, but she couldn’t remember what she did on the day after her husband was accused of murder?


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She also remembered vividly all the times Hernandez cheated on her and shared the details with the court. She admitted that she thought about leaving him but said, “fuck it” and just accepted the fact that she got to live in a mansion while her husband banged everything in Bristol County.

Shayanna Jenkins also said that she asked Hernandez point blank if he killed Odin Lloyd. He said no. Apparently this was good enough for her.

My question is, where do you find women like this? This is not typical behavior for any woman I’ve ever dated. I wish it was, but it’s not. “Who was that on the phone?” “Why are you friends with your ex-girlfriend on Facebook?” All of those questions just lead to a million more questions. The conversation never really ends and you can’t possibly win. Unless you’re dating Shayanna Jenkins.

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So here’s the question – why is she doing this? There’s only 2 possible reasons IMO:

  1. She thinks he’s gonna be found not guilty and she’s gonna continue to live in a mansion and raise her kid.
  2. Aaron Hernandez scares the shit out of her, even from a jail cell.

I gotta go with option 2. Aaron Hernandez is the scariest person on earth today. I look at him and get chills. He will pretty much kill anyone, anywhere, any time. After he gets found guilty, he’s gonna kill someone in prison. Lock of the century. This guy redefines what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

Shayanna Jenkins can’t be that dumb to think that he’s gonna get away with this. She was smart enough to figure out that he was cheating after all. But she’s just accepting the fact that this was the life she chose to live. She married a gangster. She’s all in. He’s going to jail no matter what. So either she stands by him and gets to sleep at night, or she snitches on him and lives with the fact that sooner or later someone Hernandez hired from behind bars is going to kill her. I can’t say I blame her. I wouldn’t cross Hernandez for a billion dollars.

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10 Comment(s)
  • Marc C
    April 19, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    Well, I guess you were right when you said Hernandez is “going to kill someone in prison” after he’s been found guilty… HIMSELF!

  • JayC
    April 1, 2015 at 8:44 am

    After what will be two murder trials, a body count one more than OJ’s work, probably three wrongful death suits, and lawyers fees for everything… Shayanna’s free ride is coming to a screetching halt.

  • a girl
    March 31, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    Ride or die chic lol; or rather, ride and not die chic

  • 308
    March 31, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    His character is such that his fiancée had to ask him if he did the murder or not – indicating that she knows him to be capable and having had the means, motive and opportunity to murder Odin.

    Not proof by itself, but it speaks volumes.

  • jennyfromtheblock
    March 31, 2015 at 6:02 pm

    This chick, smh

  • True Worcester
    March 31, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    You know what they say… No witness, no weapon, no stress

  • RSoxGuy
    March 31, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    I think she is under the impression that he might be able to beat the charges (not to mention the double murder charges he will face after this trial) and some how get back to a NFL team and continue making millions. Shes clearly out of her mind.

  • March 31, 2015 at 1:26 pm

    I’ll give you option #3:

    Somebody has some dirt on her that could easily land her behind bars, and it is something which is as of yet unknown to the prosecution. Remember, they already cut her a deal in return for “compelled” testimony, which by definition should be translated as testimony designed exclusively not to land my ass behind bars where I’m going to get shanked with a sharpened toothbrush.”

  • pd.
    March 31, 2015 at 1:02 pm

    So happy you wrote this! I’ve been watching this since the beginning (on my phone, laying on the couch, neglecting my kids) Since Friday, when she took the stand, my mind was legit BLOWN that she can remember some stuff but most of the time she can’t. She literally couldn’t tell them if Hernandez had a car in 2012 and 2013. how do you not know if you were driving your fiance around or if he had his own car?! Did he give you a lobotomy when he set you up in that mansion? After her lawyer started yelling at the judge Friday afternoon, I knew I’d be right back Monday morning at 9 to see the nonsense. And it just kept getting better. If my husband ever did even a % of what this dick did I’d be all over him..Afghani torture his ass till I got answers..she’s removing murder weapons and meeting thugs after midnight with her baby in tow to give them money and doesn’t even think to ask a question. She’s a disgrace to the women of the world…

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