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Is The Nipmuc High School Kid Who Was Arrested For A Hit List Savage?

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CBSPolice are investigating a Nipmuc Regional High School student who allegedly made a hit list containing the names of 60 other students school officials say he wanted to harm.

Residents of Upton and Mendon are very concerned.

“You don’t know what the circumstances are whether they’re 60 kids that he knows personally or he could have been bullied by somebody, it’s just tragic nowadays,” one parent said.

The school held a meeting for students on the list and their parents on Wednesday. They also notified all parents by email.

In a statement, Superintendent Joseph Maruszczak says, “We will continue to work closely with the Upton Police Department as they continue their investigation. The school administration takes this situation very seriously and accordingly, has removed the student from the school.”

It’s even upsetting for parents of kids who go to other schools.

Upton police say the 15-year-old student will face charges in juvenile court. Police say the boy’s family is being cooperative.

Counseling will be available to students and parents if they need it.

The reason I’m bringing up this story is because I happen to live in the Blackstone Valley area, and it’s kind of a big story down here. I saw this on Facebook and had to comment for Turtleboy:


He brings up an interesting point, but he’s missing one important detail – the kid didn’t go through with it. He made a list. That’s it. I don’t even know how he got caught, but I assume it’s because he opened his mouth. Most likely this kid is in the dungeons and dragons club, makes funny things out of his Michelle Obama government lunch, and has reached the point where he realizes he will never, ever hook up with a hot girl. He wanted attention, and this is now he’s got it.

But if he was a REAL savage, he would’ve gone through with it. Any loser with acne can make a hit list. Cool story bro. I remember when those things were all the rage back in 99. But unless there was a carved out plan, with some sort of proof that he was about to act on this list, then he’s just a p-bag with a piece of paper.

As a Turtleboy contributor I’ve seen a never ending stream of PC nudniks line up to call us a bunch of racists for using the word “savage” to describe the savage behavior exhibited by several North High students this year. The argument of course is that this in and of itself is racist. Despite the fact that we’ve been told by several of our always reliable sources, that most students involved in these disputes have been white.

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But nevertheless, I’ll entertain this. The 15 year old from Nipmuc had savage-like tendencies, but at the end of the day he didn’t go through with it. This makes him a naniburger, not a savage. But if we wanna play that game, let’s play it. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris were the definition of savages. Adam Lanza was a savage too. I don’t give a shit if they had mental diseases or whatever. Their mental diseases turned them into savages.

The key difference between savages like Adam Lanza and the savages who assaulted North High principals, is that Adam Lanza is certifiably insane. He killed his own mother and a bunch of six year olds. Do you realize how fucked up you have to be to do that? The kids at North High who punched principals live in a world where it’s OK to fight in school and they don’t have to stop swinging when an adult jumps in. If you can’t see the difference between the two then you’re an idiot.

The end.

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  • Steve Gambone
    May 2, 2015 at 8:05 am

    “Come Out of Your Shell”
    Turtle Boy them song, rough draft.
    {4/4 rock beat, played with strength and defiance.
    note: x=drumbeats followed by a … pause.}

    They think they are oh so holy.
    Well screw. We’ve got a Finnish Goalie.
    Here ev’ry Stan does be da man.
    Okay Turtles here’s the plan…
    X x x x
    X x x x
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    Come out of your shell!
    Tell them to go to hell!
    They call for talks… then they start throwing rocks.
    They’ll turn each store to a black burned hole.
    We say, “No more to what you stole!”
    We’ve got the rock, the roll…
    the soul!

    They do a two hand Nazi salute.
    And then they’ll loot your store to boot.
    Somehow they think that they’re all right.
    So let’s show them some Turtle might.
    X x x x
    X x x x
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    Come out of your shell!
    Tell them to go to hell!
    Now take the Turtle Ninja stance.
    With a straight on look or a sideways glance.
    Both fists ready… by your side.
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    • RSoxGuy
      May 2, 2015 at 11:37 am

      “They’ll turn each store to a black burned hole.” – gonna have to change that line. Its just too RASIS!

      • Steve Gambone
        May 2, 2015 at 2:09 pm

        Well RSoxGuy, the fun thing about being called a racist is then you can say anything you want. Plus I get to say, “Oh… I meant that the hole was black ‘cuz that’s what things look like after a fire. When I see a burned out building that’s all rainbow colored after a fire I’ll consider changing the words.”

        Oh gees. Did I just say colored?

  • Frogshit
    May 2, 2015 at 7:00 am

    Well said. I’m surprised that you didn’t get your ass ripped for pointing out the obvious…

  • Taryn
    May 1, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    It’s kind of funny how bland the T&G comments are now that people have to actually use their real identities (or be smart/interested enough to make a fake FB profile).

    • Steve Gambone
      May 2, 2015 at 8:03 am

      It will take them some time to adapt but it won’t be the same at the T&G.

      I had the advantage of posting under my name from the start and always pushed the envelope of sanity.

      Okay, most of the time I’m on the edge of the parking lot of loony bin straight jacket crazy so its easier for me.

      Lookie what I came up with this morning….

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