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Is There Anything More Emasculating Than Wearing A Safety Win Because You Don’t Feel Safe Because Your Candidate Lost?

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Is there anything more emasculating than wearing a safety pin because you don’t feel safe because your candidate lost an election? Because it’s all the buzz with whiny losers who can’t get over the fact that Hillary was rejected by the American electorate. You’re basically admitting if you’re wearing a pin or changed your profile to a safety pin, that you are a child throwing a tantrum. And of course Congressman Jim McGovern has jumped on board, because he never misses an opportunity to grandstand against “hate”:

“No one should feel unsafe because of who they are or what they believe.”

Yea, you’re right. Luckily no one really feels unsafe. Anyone who says they feel unsafe is a drama queen who just wants attention. And even if they did feel unsafe, this means they’re being irrational, and obviously we should not cater to irrational people. We should tell them to calm their titst because they’re being irrational

This is America, everyone deserves to be treated with dignity. There is no place for hate in this country.”

Unless you’re a Trump supporter. Then you can go and fuck right the fuck off.

America’s diversity is one of our greatest strengths.”

Jim McGovern grew up in a wealthy, all white neighborhood. His parents didn’t believe in public education because they knew Jimmy would have to go to school with kids who look differently than he did. And since they could afford it they sent Jimmy to Worcester Academy, where he was far, far away from the diversity he now pretends to embrace.

But Uncle Jimmy says stuff like this because he knows that he governs thousands of morons who will eat this shit up. Here’s a map of the congressional districts in Massachusetts:


Uncle Jimmy’s district is the pink one (obviously). Notice that Worcester is in the same district as Amherst, Northampton, and Greenfield. Because we have lot in common with those people. Notice that the district snakes right over towns like Charlton, Dudley, and East Brookfield. That’s because those are conservative towns. And the lines were SPECIFCALLY drawn to keep towns like that separated from other conservative towns in Worcester County. Because if you combine too many conservative towns in one district then you might end up with a conservative congressman. But if you just add granola eating hippie towns in Western MA to your district, they eat that safety pin shit up all night.

The people who value stuff like this are the same people who are sold on meaningless buzzwords whose only purpose is to make SJW’s feel warm and fuzzy inside:


No, it really will!!!!

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Speaking of hate and intolerance, this guy keeps coming across my screen with his safety pin:


Ahhh yes, when they go low, we go high. Very profound. And people like Elliot definitely go high:


Yup, that seems reasonable. Calling people who disagree with you politically “sick fucking monsters” because they have a different opinion.  Very high of you Elliot. But it’s all good because you’ve got a safety pin for a profile picture, so you’re standing against hate. Definitely.

Apparently there was one guy in particular, an artist named Neal Portnoy, who was immediately blacklisted for having a different opnion:


Oh look, more intolerance from the “stand against intolerance” crowd. Shocking. These seem like such nice, lovely people.


A Hillary voter writes something reasonable in defense of people who voted for Trump. Reference to Hitler immediately follows. Seems fair.


Yea, friends don’t post things that other friends might disagree with. If you’re spouting meaningless catchphrases like “love trumps hate” then you’re no friend of mine!!


“Hate will not win.” Said by someone who seems to be consumed with hatred.


Differing viewpoints hurt my feelings.


“Everyone who voted for Trump supported racism and misogyny. Every Trump supporter should be ashamed.”

I will shame them on Facebook as the racists they are.”

These are the people who are wearing diaper pins because they’re so opposes to hate.

And this seems reasonable:


Yup. A free and democratic election is more destructive than 3,000 innocent people being murdered simultaneously. And they wonder why they lost this election. Must be racism, because it has absolutely nothing to do with their behavior. Nothing at all.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Silence Dogood
    November 17, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Does the democrats like McGovern, Warren, Markey, Clinton realize they are rich white old people.

    If we are in such bad times that we need to wear safety pins, have cry rooms and to have my little pony visit college kids you think, as a leader, he would step down after 19 plus years and support a candidate that is an actual minority to show your support for diversity. Or we could take one of those collage students from the cry room, sucking their thumb, who can take their crans and coloring books to DC and make the real changes needed as a strong leader.

  • Mr. Steinem
    November 17, 2016 at 9:20 am

    I agree….the safety pin thing is stupid and moronic, but it is not emasculating. Once again, you turned this stupid display of liberalism into something not manly, therefore it’s sexist, and mamby-pamby. It insinuates that men are supposed to be STRONG and women cannot be strong.

  • Hamburglar
    November 17, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Isn’t all of this ‘safe’ rhetoric sort of backwards? Who’s going to protect us normal people from butt raping weirdo’s and angry violent blacks?

  • Hamburglar
    November 17, 2016 at 7:57 am

    I’m just wondering why he has a picture of Grimace on his wall. He’s not at McDonalds.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    November 17, 2016 at 6:52 am

    I am revoking McGovern’s man card immediately, maybe he could use the safety pin to close his vagina

  • Stuck in McGovern's Hell
    November 17, 2016 at 2:59 am

    I can’t believe people are this insane. It’s just nuts. If you want to avoid folks
    who voted opposite you, then I just suggest never going out again.
    People you meet on the street, in public, you share roads/shopping aisles with,
    help you along in life, voted opposite to your candidate.
    I know several doctors who work at Worcester Hospital who voted for Trump this
    year, as several gay and minorities I know did too, who all work around here.
    I don’t exactly love Trump, but I’ll give him a fair chance. Like I did Obama, and I
    would’ve done Hillary. Because I am a truly tolerant person.

  • Wabbitt
    November 17, 2016 at 2:52 am

    The best part is – these morons fell for more 4chan trolling.

    Wearing a safety pin indicates that you’re looking for safe gay sex (Don James wearing it on his left means he’s a top – no surprise). The trolls of 4chan’s /pol/ board started this to fuck with the SJWs and it worked. Again. Like it always does.

  • Paul Larson
    November 16, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Lincoln got less than 40 percent of the vote in 1860. Democrats ran the Southern states, and most of them wouldn’t let Lincoln on their ballots. Do you think the slaves worried that Lincoln didn’t get a majority of the votes, just like Trump. Besides, you have millions of illegals voting. All they have to do is show a driver’s license. I went to the Social Security office last week, and there were probably hundreds of illegals applying for SS. How are you going to feel when Social Security goes bankrupt? After you paid in all your life. Of course, maybe you aren’t even an American citizen. Democrats ran the South and they did everything they could to keep their slaves. But that doesn’t bother you, does it. They used the KKK to advance their Democratic Party, but that doesn’t bother you either. Nor does the Black Codes or Ji Crow or segregation. Why don’t you read Bind Us Apart, and look up the party affiliations in the book, and you will see how into slavery the Democrats were. The Dems wouldn’t allow Lincoln on the ballot because they feared he would emancipate the slaves, as he did. Mussolini loved Woodrow Wilson. Wilson showed the KKK epic, The Birth of a Nation, at the white House, but that doesn’t bother you either.

    Paul Larson

    • Realist
      November 17, 2016 at 8:27 am

      Hey Paul, Just because you keep repeating something doesn’t make it true! Southern Dems of that time are today’s Republicans, Fact!

      • KimberlyS
        November 17, 2016 at 10:00 am

        Biggest lie the Dems have ever told. Keep perpetuating it – don’t let facts get in the way.

  • Fiesty fan
    November 16, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Fiesty, where have you been lately? Not your old self any more.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      November 17, 2016 at 7:37 am

      I procrastinated too much so now I’m backed up trying to get things done lol. This is also my busiest time of year. I shall return soon enough… I’m still here lurking/reading when I have a chance!

      • BobnMic
        November 17, 2016 at 12:39 pm

        I didn’t know sitting on your and doing nothing had a busy time of the year.

  • anono
    November 16, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    Does this remind anyone else of Disney’s “Dumbo” and the feather he held on to?

  • bigb
    November 16, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Unfortunately we in Ware got sucked into his district. Bad as things are here, we did not deserve that.. What a DINK

  • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
    November 16, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    To answer the headline question: Yes, being BobnMic.

    • Trump Trumps Hilary
      November 16, 2016 at 8:51 pm

      To answer the headine question: yes, see the headline picture.

  • No needles ?
    November 16, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    What’s next ? The nonsense never stops.

  • Ed Augustus
    November 16, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    My life is a paradox. Although I strive to emasculate society in every way, what I really crave is to be taken by a great, dark, tough rough man.

  • BobnMic
    November 16, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Fake Lawyer Feisty making fun of my frilly girly panties was pretty emasculating. So what if a man likes to feel pretty sometimes. Does it mean I’m less of a man just because I like the feeling of a silky thong in my crack? Does it make me a “fairy” (as Fake Lawyer Feisty says) just because I like lipstick and how it slides when I give pleasure to a young man in a Cub Scout uniform?

  • Sterlingsilva
    November 16, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    “I will shame them on Facebook”. What a tough guy, kinda like ” I’m gonna tell on you!” What a frickin pussy.

  • LOB
    November 16, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Maybe one of ( if he has any ) friends of Elliott Levine can do a wellness check on him?

    He is well off his rocker!

  • Del Griffith
    November 16, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Lets all wear safety pins… That would wreak serious havoc on the safe space crowd.
    Oh, with Jim “Havana Daydreamin'” McGovern the “W” in “SJW” stands for Weasel. He’s no warrior

  • Paul Larson
    November 16, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    If people want to get rid of the Electoral College, why don’t they get rid of sanctuary cities as well? After all, the electoral college allows people in fly-over country to influence how we live. So if you don’t like that, why do you want people in sanctuary cities allowing criminal gangs to run wild, killing innocent American citizens?

    Paul Larson

  • Diogenes
    November 16, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    McGovern is right about some things, like since he is a typical “politute” (the hybrid of the oldest and second oldest professions) he needs to wear a diaper since he is so full of shit.

    His logic curves back on itself; isn’t that circular reasoning? I guess you can do that when one speaks from both sides of their mealy mouth.

    He values diversity; the sort of diversity that produces a single homogeneous liberal state? hmmm, even for him this makes no sense.

    Aren’t all the illegal demonstrations being incited by the minions of career criminal and leading “politute” Hillary? I guess since she got her start stealing money in the Whitewater scam in Arkansas she feels she can continue to steal and disregard laws with impunity and that trickles down to her flocks of sheep.

    • Diogenes
      November 16, 2016 at 1:30 pm

      PS – diversity is only OK when you agree with us sheep….baaaaaaaaaa

  • Paul Larson
    November 16, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    I wrote earlier that is was the Democrats who introduced segregation along with Jim Crow. 2 people disagreed with what I wrote. Why is it that Democrats can disagree with what I write, but they can’t prove their opinion? All you have to do is read American history to discover that it was Jeffersonian anti-Federalists who later became Jeffersonian Democrats who wrote slavery into the Constitution, even though most states were against slavery. Also, Democrats passed segregation laws as well as the Black Codes, otherwise known as Jim Crow.

    Paul Larson

    • Realist
      November 16, 2016 at 6:18 pm

      Do your History books reference the geographical voting patterns of the time? If they do it would be easy to see why the D’s of that time voted as they did.

  • Chris
    November 16, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Time to end gerrymandering. Come redistricting in 2021 (after the Federal Census) it’s time to have fair representation geographically. Whoever wins wins. I believe the Legislature should establish a citizen’s redistricting commission instead of having the lawmakers do it themselves.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      November 16, 2016 at 1:28 pm

      We’d still be effed in this liberal hell hole. You’d have a commission populated with libs that choose party politics above even basic human decency (never mind more advanced traits like character, integrity, and honesty).

      Did you read the comments in the blog? Those pathetic useful idiots make Animal Farm look the Sunday comics

      • Chris
        November 16, 2016 at 3:00 pm

        Do you think even a RINO GOP could get elected to Congress with the current map? The answer is no. You just hope Mass. has a GOP legislature in 2021, which would still be a tall order. (N.B. Redistricting deals with legislative seats also.)

      • Jack Mehoff
        November 16, 2016 at 6:46 pm

        Massachusetts is likely to LOSE a Congressional seat in 2021. The population is shifting South and West and seats are apportioned to population and I believe the Commonwealth has not been growing. Some dipshit Democrat will lose their seat but all Districts will be safely gerrymandered Blue because it is the very definition of corrupt.

    • Anthony's Weiner
      November 16, 2016 at 8:46 pm

      Yeah, Chris THAT’LL happen! You can’t make logical suggestions in Massachusetts!

  • Anderson Likes It In the Pooper
    November 16, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    I like how you subtly made Mcgovern’s territory pink to describe him as a Communist.

    Well played.

    Never thought I’d be grateful having a Kennedy as my rep

  • MommaH
    November 16, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    The only haters I see here are the Killary supporters, you don’t see Trump supporters bashing everyone. You don’t see Trump supporters lying about everything or making up shit just to shit on the Republican party. Grow the fuck up and get on with your lives, if you even have one.

  • Paul Larson
    November 16, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    It was the Democrats who introduced segregation along with Jim Crow.

    Paul Larson

    • WormtownorBust
      November 16, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      I know you’re trying to prove a point, but pointing out that ‘party x did such and such 100 years ago’ is pointless. Both parties have shifted quite a bit in that time.

  • NoseFace
    November 16, 2016 at 11:30 am

    I am fairly certain that if people actually thought that Trump was really going deport all immigrants, ban all muslims, and and bring back segregation, then he would have won 80% of the popular vote.

    • fordsnharleys
      November 16, 2016 at 11:35 am

      90% if pussy grabbing was legal.

  • fordsnharleys
    November 16, 2016 at 11:17 am

    My apologies to the Green Beret

    Safety pins upon their chest
    They think they’re men but they’re way less
    So many folks don’t see their way
    So they’ll all have a safe space day.

    I could probably do the who song but this stanza got me going.

  • Lola
    November 16, 2016 at 11:16 am

    Turtle missed the best part of this. Now the SJW crowd is once again turning against SJW white people, telling them not to wear the safety pins because “they’re only doing it to make themselves feel better” which is pretty much true actually. I personally think that’s the best part of these SJW “movements,” when guilty white people try to look like “one of the good ones” and then get shit on for it.

  • Joe Petty
    November 16, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Being made to wear a yellow chiffon dress and drag queen make-up while performing sex acts on a room full of men by the party power player from district 2 (not naming names here) is more emasculating than wearing a safety pin… Trust me…

    • Jim McGovern
      November 16, 2016 at 11:30 am

      Well not naming names here but a certain mayor of Worcester always happens to lose at noses when it’s time to pick the gimp. Suspicious if you ask me…

  • KimberlyS
    November 16, 2016 at 10:44 am

    I really have a hard time believing that people actually think these things about Trump are true, and yet, there it is. And these aren’t young people, either. Chicken Little screaming about how the sky is falling.

    Then again, I’m just a sick, fucking monster, so who cares what I think?

  • Jim McGovern
    November 16, 2016 at 10:44 am

    My version of diversity is so diverse that its logic re-curves back in on itself and the solution is to drown out all opposing viewpoints creating a homogeneous liberal society! Why is that so hard to understand Turtleboy?

    And little do you know I’ve actually been wearing safety pins for years. I keep them in reserve in case my adult diapers get too full and need some extra support. Getting old sucks you know!

    • WormtownorBust
      November 16, 2016 at 12:16 pm

      Why does your head make you look like a giant walking schmenzer?

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