Social Justice Warriors

It’s Not Illegal To Post Your Facebook Pictures On Facebook If You’re A Pocahontas Diehard Who Openly Shits On People You Disagree With On The Milford Daily News Facebook Page


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – we need to stand up to people who threaten to abuse the judicial system because they got their feelings hurt on the Internet. Yesterday the Milford Daily News posted a story on their Facebook page, claiming that Milford residents support Elizabeth Warren for President and are hosting watch parties for tonight’s debate.

I also support Elizabeth Warren in the democratic primary and will be voting for her because I believe she is the easiest potential candidate for Trump to beat. Much, much easier than Joe Biden. So from my view I’m rooting for Kamala Harris to continue to call him a racist, watch both their numbers go down, and slowly watch Pocahontas creep to the top of the polls. I’ll be doing a live blog for the debates tonight and tomorrow.

Anyway, as you can imagine the comments turned into a shitshow, since Pocahontas is the most divisive candidate in this election due to the fact that she’s a professional panderer and is so dreadful to listen to. There was one person from Milford in the comments who supported her named Lauren Wilton, and she talked down to the deplorables in the comments who aren’t supporting a woman who pretended to be Native American for personal gain.

I like debating with people I don’t agree with on social media, but her comment (which she has since removed) was just shitting on people who had the audacity to vote for Trump. When people sink to this level I don’t waste time debating them. I just go to their Facebook page, screenshot a picture of them, and put it in the comments to let people know the kind of individual we are dealing with. Sometimes a picture speaks a thousand words. Is this immature and juvenile? Most definitely. But I play the hand that I’m dealt, and this is the playing field she wanted. Thus I posted this picture to illustrate the kind of person we’re working with here.


Then I found this message in my inbox.

Newsflash Becky – we don’t need your permission to publish pictures you chose to publish on Facebook. That’s not how this works. But please, go to the Milford Police and complain about harassment because I posted a picture of you that you put up on your Facebook page, underneath a comment that you have since taken down in which you demean people you disagree with. And please, lecture me some more about how you want to have “political discourse” by shitting on people who don’t like Elizabeth Warren.

The bottom line is I’m more than willing to debate anyone, or have an intellectual discussion about anything. I’m also willing to stoop to your level if you so choose to go there. So it’s really your call how you want to play this. If you choose to threaten me with lawsuits and harassment orders from the police for doing something completely lawful, then I’m not going to let that one slide anymore. Free speech works both ways. The quicker you learn that the better.


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47 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    July 31, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    I would definitely roger her roundly, soundly and with a thoroughness one expects of a professional in the rectal region.
    One condition, though. She has to wear those boots. That’s kind of a hot, retro look.
    I know she needs a checkup from the neck up but that’s immaterial when she’s got her teeth clamped down on a pillow like a horse chomping at the bit. *Pun intentional.
    Icing on the cake would be handing her a picture of dizzy lizzy to wipe her creampied crapper with.
    Then she’d have two reasons to cry, lol.

  • Real_Finn
    July 31, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    You’re a bit too old to be shopping at Forever 21 (they want their pants back).
    Get Fucked,
    ps – I’m back

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 2, 2019 at 5:26 am

      I wasn’t here when this guy was here before, but I like him already.


  • Crispy C
    July 31, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    When I have a bad day (rare) I’m reminded of people like Lauren who cried their fuckin faces off on election night and my day turns right around. Trump’s re-election is going to cause even bigger meltdowns.

    Lauren your Democrat tears sustain many of us. Trump 2020 you intellectually challenged cunt.

  • Nee Chi
    July 31, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Hey Uncle:

    Ya know what I think would be a great fun super happy blog idea?!

    One where you blast a person for shit posting, but you don’t show or really even describe the shit posts. Cuz I believe everything I read in the inter webs.

    Good Idea:) Amirite??

  • Judge dread
    July 31, 2019 at 10:33 am

    See how in the first few pictures they’re gathered in a group on the side of the road with Warren T-shirt’s and signs?

    I wish I had a diesel truck I would pull up and ROLL FUCKING COAL. Smoke out all those fucking commies.

  • Stunt Penis
    July 31, 2019 at 8:53 am

    decent body for a woman of her vintage, but tough face. would or would not is irrelevant since she is, as a warren supporter, no doubt a lesbian.

    Kinda reminds me of Shauna OConnell(o”conner?) from taunton, but the female john kerry comparison is spot on.

    • Real_Finn
      August 1, 2019 at 12:03 am

      I’ve missed your wit and humor. 🙂

  • Lieutenant Loads
    July 31, 2019 at 6:41 am

    I guess I would. Ok, i probably would. Alright, I definitely would. But only if she talks like Dan Carvey doing the Church Lady while I’m tapping it.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 30, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Uncle turtle turd practice what you preach you fucking hypocrite

  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 30, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    I could be at Mill Pond Circle in about 12-14 hours if you need a shoulder to cry on after fauxcahontas loses. Hit me up. Ill bring a box of wine for you and some Bourbon or some bootleg for me.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      July 30, 2019 at 8:15 pm

      Oh yeah…Ill bring you some Fancy Feast. It looks like youve been on the dry food for a bit too long.

  • lauren the fag hag/ power shitposter
    July 30, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    all the guys in these pix are beta soyboy cuck faggots. hey lauren you should report me to the police because in my opinion you are an ugly CUNT and a pig. You disagree with peoples politics because you back that fraud liz warren, you stupid cunt.

  • FOAD
    July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    I’d tell her that when you become Turtleboy Famous, you should just fuck off and die, but she’s just too cute… in a loopy Golden Retriever kind of way. Woof!

  • The Name Game
    July 30, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    What do you call a totally uninteresting See You Next Time from Milford whose balance and demeanor are deteriorating from alcohol consumption?

    Borin’ Lauren Wilton wiltin’ ‘n’ tiltin’.

  • Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
    July 30, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    True story. After working 10 hours unloading trucks , exhausted , looking forward to a restful night’s sleep. I get a call around 8 p.m from my niece. She only calls when she wants something. So I answer ” Yo what’s up? ” Her balling her eyes out. ” The cops are here they are taking me in for a warrant can you bail me out. ” Now she never really been in trouble so I agree.

    Go to the police station , walk up to the window. was greeted with a ” YEAH ” I’m like ” I’m here to bale my niece out ” give him the money sign some nonsense. He’s like ” You have to wait for the bail bondsmen he should be here in about an hour. You can either wait here or come back. ” I’m like fuck it I’m here I mind as well just wait ” So I go and sit on the most uncomfortable bench in the history of wood and start peeping my Instagram.

    So after about a 1/2 hour I see this kid walking up to the front door typical fucking millennial incel soy-boy cuck. He walks up to the front window and was greeted with ” YEAH ” He’s like ” I belong to a Facebook group and I want to press charges on some people in this group for harassment ” And the cop behind the glass had this deer-in-the-headlights look like WTF are you asking me? I looked over with complete and utter disgust . If I didn’t have to get up for work I was contemplating kicking his ass right then and there.

    The cop proceeded to brush him off quickly and told him to call someone in the morning who handles this type of thing. He walked away dejected and sat on the side of me frantically on his phone , messaging his life-mate-partner-husband or whatever and I just looked him dead in the eyes with a look that said ” You emasculated little bitch ” He put his head down and worked up the courage to go back to the front desk and asked ” If he was going to be taking seriously? ” The cop again brushed him off. He waited for his cab and probably went home cried himself to sleep while watching Hentai porn.

    My generation gave you the internet and this is what you did with it? The old days someone talked shit they got cracked. I collected my niece gave her a lecture on the way home and made it in time to work another 10 hour day because DEAD-BEAT-MOMMY has paid child support in 5 years.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 30, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      My fucking eyes!!

      You just wasted a whole shitload of time writing that, that you should have spent explaining to your niece the error of her ways.

    • The Common Man
      July 31, 2019 at 2:19 pm

      You also gave us 20 trillion in debt. My grandkids will be paying it off. Thanks a lot dick.

  • Mr. Ed’s cousin
    July 30, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    She looks a bit like John Kerry in drag…..

    Not much wind surfing in Milford though

  • Dick dickler
    July 30, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Every bit as ratchet as her words. I bet Harvey Weinstein wouldn’t pump a load in that cunt.

  • Bingo Fuel
    July 30, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Milford is Leominster is Methuen

    Lawrence, New Bedford, Springfield JVs

  • Klancy
    July 30, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    Please God, tell me that’s Kellyanne Conway playing Santa at the White House Christmas party. And NO. Nobody should look that good. EVER.
    I’m having nightmares.
    Jeez, I have to go delete old photots. I think I have one in a Charlie’s Angel jumpsuit from the 70’s. But looking good had a different definition back then.

  • Jeff J
    July 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    I’ll NEVER be able to wrap my head around how someone could actually vote for Pocahontas. It blows my mind that a person with an actual brain in their head can listen to her empty promises and utter bullshit and say, “now that’s a crazy panderer I can get behind!!”

    • Big Wick
      July 30, 2019 at 7:31 pm

      You’re assuming she and her ilk have actual functioning brains. Either she thinks she’s “one of the good ones” or she’s another gimme pig.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Pebbles Wadsworth
    July 30, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    I’m with her.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    July 30, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    No wedding ring….what a shocker.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 30, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Milford has an excellent bike path, The Upper Charles Trail. It runs from the Hopkinton border through Milford and Holliston to the border of Sherborne. It’s about 13 miles long, 26 roundtrip. Nice parking area on 85 at the Hopkinton border.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      July 30, 2019 at 2:40 pm

      I like would bang the pretentious phony liberalism right out of Ms Wilton, though.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 30, 2019 at 2:47 pm

      Thank you, Old Tom TripAdvisor.

  • Alan Funt
    July 30, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    When you think Elizabeth Warren, this is the picture of her typical voter that comes to mind

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    July 30, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    why the long face lady?

  • Wrinkle Ranch Cowboy
    July 30, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    She still has a few good Bjs left in her, so for now I will pretend she is intelligent and has some great insight.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Adam Schiff's BB balls.
    July 30, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Just another vacuous white twat. Christ !!
    What the fuck is it with these vapid white broads from suburbia?
    Could you imagine having to live with one of these insepid twats?
    After a week, I’d fall on my sword like a Japanese General !

  • Aonaöe
    July 30, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    She looks like an Umerry Christmas

    • Aonaöe
      July 30, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      Unmerry Christmas damn it argh fucking barnacles

  • Jack B Pierce
    July 30, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    A Moonbat from Milford. Ah Milford, Sao Paulo off 495. If you are living in Milford and dressing in red jumpsuits AND YOU ARE NOT A PRISONER Lieawatha doesn’t know your alive. Se Habla honey?

  • Art R.
    July 30, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Would!! Punch out that brown starfish….

  • z
    July 30, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Whose the dude in the ripped jeans?

  • Metro West Guy
    July 30, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Milford??? Are there any towns or cities still left in MA that haven’t been infiltrated yet? Her friends have got to be snickering behind her back when they talk about where she lives.

  • Nasty Facebook HO
    July 30, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    Nasty alcoholic better stash up on her boxed wine becsuse Trump will kick ass in 2020.
    There are not enough hospital beds for the mentally ill in Ma so she will have to console herself in a drunken stupor for 4 more years.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 30, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Limerick of the Hour……. for the lovely Lauren

    It’s best not to throw hissy-fits
    When engaged in a battle of wits,
    Her knowledge is weak
    And she just shouldn’t speak
    But I’d quite like to cum on her tits

    Dick Scratcher, aged 51 and 7/8ths, but still a juvenile at heart.

    • Ziggy
      July 30, 2019 at 1:22 pm

      Dick S. That is one of your best!!

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        July 30, 2019 at 6:51 pm

        Thanks for your kind words, Brother Ziggy. But the public disagrees.

        Fortunately more up votes than down, so the limericks will keep a-coming. 🙂


  • Massholio
    July 30, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Surprised the camera didn’t break.

  • bigdaddy
    July 30, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    More fucking cunts support Liawatha than any other candidate

  • Bita
    July 30, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Shitting on people who have a different opinion than you? Who does that?! Oh wait UT…..

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 30, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      This is very simple. You shouldn’t have a problem understanding.

      Off you fuck!

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