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It’s Not Officially Summer In Worcester Until Twin Babies Get Abandoned By The Railroad Tracks, A Rapper Gets Shot, And 2 People Get Stabbed Outside O’Connor’s


It’s not officially summer in Worcester until a bunch of people starting getting shot and killed, and some junkie abandons her baby by the railroad tracks. Let the summer begin:

Not just one baby, but two. Don’t worry though, it’s not Mom’s fault because she probably has that “disease” that’s been going around which prevented her from bringing her 9 month old babies to a firehouse or a dropoff center. Anywhere but underneath the bridge on Cambridge Street.

Then you’ve got two stabbings tonight by O’Connor’s, which is as close as you can possibly get to being West Boylston’s problem. I know the potato pizza there is good, but it’s not worth stabbing someone over.

The last night an up and coming “rapper” gets shot on Gage Street, right behind where the fireworks are going off at East Park. We just got a pretty big tip on that, and there’s more coming out. The shooter hasn’t been arrested, but a source has sent us their identity, and it’s a pretty wild story so stay tuned.

Anyway, tell me more about that renaissance Worcester is going through. Looks like a lot of interesting culture for sure. It’s too bad Milky Mike Gaffney had to go off the deep end because bitching about shit like this while he was on the City Council was one of the only things he was good for. Don’t worry though, once the Paw Sox move here all of these problems will disappear. It’s not like they’re building the stadium in the middle of a third world shithole or anything like that.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Massholio
    July 5, 2019 at 7:13 am

    I’m so glad that the media has enlightened us on how Paco located his ex at O’Connor’s. She must have had a tracking device up her ass or something . Just randomly they both appear. at an Irish restaurant ? Maybe Paco could consult to the BPD to find the shooters they can never find in Dorchester

  • LOL
    July 5, 2019 at 6:30 am

    I know people are dead but LOL at the O’Connors jokes!!!!

  • dm404
    July 4, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    What’s sad is how this all happened within a span of a week. Turtleboy should keep up the heat with all of the dumb politics going on in City Hall.

  • z
    July 4, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    So, is “Ladies Night” at O’Connor’s still on?

  • Yo, MTV Raps!!!
    July 4, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Yo, toon in fer ma new video, Busta Cap in my Ass.

  • The Name Game
    July 4, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    The sad thing is that the stabbing victim has died. The perp Carlos “Astenchio” Asencio had already been arrested for previous attack on her. What the hell was he doing out of jail? I wouldn’t be surprised if she were carrying the world’s most worthless piece of paper in the world: a Restraining Order. Sigh.

  • WeRFucked
    July 4, 2019 at 11:16 am

    Just another day in Lawrence.
    I mean Springfield.
    I mean Dorchester.
    SHIT! I mean Worcester.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 4, 2019 at 10:15 am

    My previous post got many thumbs down because I assumed the perp at O’Connor’s was of a certain demographic. Turned out I was correct.

    Eat that thumbs down people!

  • Well, No Shit
    July 4, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Sounds like the dude who shot the (c)rapper pulled a “Vito Corleone.”

    In The Godfather Part II, a young Vito Corleone, in a cunning move to mask the sound of gunfire, waited until the fireworks started at the Italian Parade before shooting Don Fanucci, as he was attempting to enter his apartment.

    Very smart.

  • bigdaddy
    Joe Petty
    July 4, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Dont worry once Polar Park opens Worcester will see a real renaissance

  • Smh
    July 4, 2019 at 9:31 am

    Thank God those babies are okay and they are now safe. We have places that are safe havens were mothers can drop their children off. Its Sad enough that a mother would want to do this, at least make sure they are left some place safe like a hospital, fire station, so many places besides under a bridge. That is what is the most heartbreaking in my opinion. Always happens to the innocent.

    • Smh
      July 4, 2019 at 9:41 am


    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      July 4, 2019 at 10:32 am

      The only real injustice in life is that you don’t get to pick your parents.

    • Whatever
      July 4, 2019 at 9:35 pm

      Those 2 babies are likely to end up in jail anyway

  • hartf811
    July 4, 2019 at 9:26 am

    I think society benefited by all of these incidents. The great plague of ratchets is nigh.

  • ameriKKKa
    July 4, 2019 at 7:24 am

    STFU with your white privileges turtle girl riders. When you’re ansisters were slaves you have level the paying field and fuck those raciss nike shoes from reeboks

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 4, 2019 at 7:29 am

      Would you mind awfully if I asked you to fuck right off? Go on, off you fuck, there’s a lamb.
      Thanks in advance.

      • Well, No Shit
        July 4, 2019 at 9:53 am

        “There’s a lamb.”

        Fucking KILLS me every time! LMAO

      • Big Wick
        July 4, 2019 at 1:32 pm

        Maybe we should cut him some slack, Dick, he obviously didn’t take advantage of the free public education we afforded him, based on spelling and grammar. But, yeah, AmeriKKKa, “Be a lamb.” 😉

    • Bcjsksjdjdks
      July 9, 2019 at 11:02 am

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Anyone who believes in white privilege is either a lying “minority” , or a white person who doesn’t know any better and assumes all these idiots are being truthful. I’m a Turtlerider and I am NOT white!!!! I was born in Puerto Rico, my skin is dark, Spanish is my first language (I could not speak English my first four years of life) and I am telling you that white privilege is a MYTH. I feel pretty privileged living here, and I am not white! I have told my relatives that their belief in white privilege is idiotic and that THEY are the racist ones! My husband is as white as anyone can be and speaks no Spanish. I have seen him on the receiving end of racism from my extended family and from a PR restaurant we went to in Worcester (stupid waitress refused to address him directly…spoke only to me and only in Spanish when taking our orders…). I cut my extended family off for that. There is no white privilege. Only stupid people who want to play the racial victim card in order to get stuff for free. Take it from a brown-skinned Hispanic who is truthful. THERE IS NO WHITE PRIVILEGE!

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    July 4, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Did you guys see the homeless man who was interviewed about the twin babies on the news? Was that NOT suspicious? He met the mother a few weeks ago he claimed, “knew” that the mother wouldn’t just up and leave the babies and that she is going through something and that’s all he is going to say? He was acting so strange! That had me asking a lot of questions that’s for sure!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 4, 2019 at 5:42 am

    Limerick of the Day

    A slug getting hit by a Hummer
    Getting shot, getting stabbed, what a bummer
    Abandoned babies and fraud,
    The fake rape of Maude
    It’s Worcester! And welcome to summer!

    Dick Scratcher, Ward 23

    • Big Wick
      July 4, 2019 at 1:35 pm

      I must again tip my hat to you, Dick. Nicely done!

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Yo momma
    July 4, 2019 at 1:14 am


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 3, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    Fuck Tafar LEWIS – one less maggot. Execute the bitch with the 2 kids, and let stabbahs stab cause the victims ain’t named O Connor. The slobs are weeding out. Always a good thing. .

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    July 3, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    I will not prosecute unless white.

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