Jacksoff Pollack Pretends To Be Professional Photographer, Preys On Insecure Women Who Want To Be Models, Gets Them To Do Noodz, Sells Everything On Patreon


This is “professional” photographer Mark Perry from Walpole, NH.

He is the founder of Mark Perry Photography, which doesn’t appear to be a registered business in New Hampshire (unless he’s using a different name), doesn’t have a website, but does have a large portfolio on Facebook. Basically he harasses women with low self esteem on social media, makes them think he’s some sort of legit photographer, gets them to think they’re “models,” convinces them to pose for noodz, and then sells them on Patreon. Like Matthew Brown earlier in the week, he targets these random women on Facebook. Usually it goes like this:

The fact that there are so many thirsty dudes out there like this never ceases to amaze me. Does messaging women who repeatedly ignore you EVER work? I wanna meet the woman who relents after the 25th message and agrees to sleep with someone like this. Then I wanna give her a hug and send her to a counselor.

If you search his name on the Facebook machine you’ll see that the complaints go back years, and the allegations are pretty serious.

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. And when the general Internet consensus on you is that you’re a pervert pretending to be a legitimate photographer so you can get more material for your personal spank bank, it’s probably got some truth to it.

Then there’s his Patreon page. Check it out.

Yea, he sells your noodz. And by looking at some of the pictures it’s pretty clear that he has a type that he preys upon. The woman featured as the cover photo for his Patreon has specifically asked him not to use it, and he has refused.


Some women have alleged that they specifically told him he did not have permission to sell their noodz.

And as hard as it is for me to have any pity for someone dumb enough to try to be a “model” with this crank yanker, he preys on women who obviously aren’t smart enough to know any better. Girls who are happy that someone told them they’re pretty enough to be a model. He makes them feel good about themselves so he can beat off to it and then profit off of it on Patreon. How do I know he’s using it for those purposes instead of the “artistic” reasons that real photographers use them for? Check out how openly horny he is on Twitter.

This is a “professional” photographer who couldn’t make it more obvious that the’s whipping up a DNA milkshake with one hand and tweeting with the other.

And in the ultimate irony look at the political shit he retweets.

Yup. The horny predator who preys on vulnerable women is out here virtue signaling about how we should believe all women when they say they’re the victim of sexual harassment or assault. How’s that working out for you now Mark?


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24 Comment(s)
  • Clitty Litter
    October 14, 2019 at 6:34 am

    Looks like the Mayor of Fall River.

  • You look like my mom
    October 13, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    It’s easy to get laid when you only bang whores that give you HIV. Aka High five.

  • Dick Nukem
    October 12, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Hey, there were a couple of free tits in this article! But I’m more interested in how rando scags on social media flatly declare that they ‘already have five photographers’! What the fuck is going wrong with girls now? Is everyone turning into a narcissistic insta-thot to make cheddar and not work?

  • Walter "Next" Bird
    October 11, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    My scam on chicks is better.

  • Rod Ramsey
    October 11, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Nice tit

  • Trinitarios Suck Balls
    October 11, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Dominican Dick Sucker

  • Alice Johnson and my Merry Band of Ass Fingers
    October 11, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Mark may have an issue with the girls but believe you me, he has no issue with the Chick with Dicks. I am trans guy to girl, half way there (Yay!), but I still have my johnson. Mark set up a photoshoot and came on to me. I thought he was cute so I went for it. As we got through foreplay and he realized I had a smoking gun, he bent right over and screamed for some buttocks action. He speaks of cream pies, well I left a stupendous anal creampie in Mark Perry’s rim cup for the ages!!!!! He even fingered it out some. In my opinion, Mark is a good boy. He almost as good at felching ass finger banging hooka we know as the guy Finch, the KING of tranny butt wedges. Leave my boy mark alone!

  • Peter Dautel
    October 11, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    *click* bate

  • Ozzy
    October 11, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Range me. Target in sight.

  • Sam
    October 11, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    that guy looks like a trans.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 11, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    A bunch of tattooed and pierced scags. Not a looker in the bunch. Ex- Hells Angels clubhouse worn out cast-offs with mustaches from a constant supply of past testosterone injections. Gross.

  • Phinn
    October 11, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    The fact that there are so many stupid broads out there like this never ceases to amaze me. I need to spend a few buck on a camera and get Finn in for a full spread with my dog.

  • Grandma
    October 11, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Wheres the beef.

  • What a Boob
    October 11, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Thanks for the warning and link to his page.
    Nobody likes looking at topless pics of local girls.

  • randiguy2006
    Say what now?
    October 11, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    He takes pictures and sells them.
    That’s pretty much the definition of a professional photographer.

  • Dick Scratcher
    October 11, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Now we know what Finn does with all his free time aside from commenting non sense on blogs

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 11, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    This kid’s a clown and so is his one friend.
    I mean look at this; the kid’s holding a golf club as a lefty but he’s swinging righty…WTF?!?

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 11, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      Thats Fappy Gilmore…

  • Where's Karma?
    October 11, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    He’s going to harass the wrong guy’s daughter one fine day and be may possibly end up on the wrong side of the shoot.

    • Karma
      October 12, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      I’m right here, and I’m undefeated. See you soon old marky boy

  • Francis sidebottom
    October 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Hey uncle turtle turd how about you contact all the mayors in Massachusetts and ask them their stand on impeachment inquiries and why , we are massholes that live where the american revolution started we are Boston strong tea partiers and you believe in the rule of law and it is an election year in mass so ask all our elected officials where they stand and why , be a fucking American national headline coast to cost by having their stand publicly announced on your blog

    • randiguy2006
      October 11, 2019 at 3:51 pm

      yeah Im sure they’ll all get right back to “turtleboy”

    • South of Andover
      October 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm

      Sit down; Francis!

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