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Jelly Rolled Banana Dad And Satanic Crotch Fruit Swear At Hunter For Legally Killing Deer, Admit They Eat Meat, Don’t Get How Dumb This Makes Them Look


You gotta see this video from Long Island to see what is quite possibly the dumbest father on earth, raising the dumbest, most obnoxious, stereotypical Long Island white trash crotch fruit brat in the history of that God forsaken chunk of earth emanating from Brooklyn’s asshole.

This kid is the second worst person on the planet.

Second only to his butt chinned pa dukes.

I’ve never been to Long Island before, and videos like that are why I’ll never, ever go there. What a stupid, pointless place to live. That place is crawling with crotch maggots like this, raising a new generation of assholes whose life goal it is to make it onto the next inevitable cast of the Jersey Shore.

Do you understand the levels of white trash you have to reach in order to let your kid talk to a stranger like that and then give him a hug at the end?

Here’s a transcript of the kid’s final words.

“Leave! Now! You’re an asshole!! Fuck you! “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!!! EEE-aaassshole.”

Why do they have to pronounce their A’s like? It’s ASShole. Not EEEEAAAASSSShole.

“What did the fucking deer do to you.”

Well, ya see kid, if people don’t shoot the deers then your Dad’s gonna hit one on the way to his job smashing rocks at the quarry. This is a map of your town and the wildlife area the guy was hunting in.

If the hunter doesn’t kill the deer then they will eventually run onto the plethora of roads and highways on Long Island and there’s a good chance someone you know will be killed. So please, cry more. The deer did nothing for him while he was alive, but now that the deer is dead he’s gonna provide food for a long time.

This question was not something the kid or his jelly roll banana old man was ready for.

“Do you buy meat from the supermarket?”


Even the little brown dumping in the background on the scooter recognized when someone he loves gets owned.

Fuck. I didn’t realize that was gonna be on the quiz. Better go back to bumping my chest and having my satan worshiping crotch fruit yell curse words at him.

Hunter: “They (the animals) get killed in dirty, nasty areas.”

Satanic crotch fruit: “This is not a dirty area.”

Kid, you’re on Long Island. It doesn’t get any dirtier than that. Your neighborhood is about as clean as the killing floor grates at the veal factory.

“Kids are upset and crying because you wanna kill deer.”

No, the kids are upset because their father is a dumbass who doesn’t understand where meat comes from.

Satanic crotch fruit: “How would you like to see your pet dead?”

Boom. Roasted.

Well, ya see kid, pets are different from wild animals. Pets are the gay best friend animals that wouldn’t survive five minutes in the wild, but they’re really cute so we give them food and pick up their shit for 15 years because lonely people need company too.

The worst part about that video is that the kid was being taught that this is what you do to people you disagree with. You just yell and scream and swear at them until they leave. Therefore you’re right. Those are just the rules living on Long Island.

It’s a long shot, but we would love to know the name of the Dad in this video. Let us know if you’re a Long Island turtle rider.



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62 Comment(s)
  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 31, 2019 at 1:43 am

    After 4+ hours of Google Earth / Map and a little patience, I found this fucking asshole.

    Name: Donald Connolly
    Address: 76 Van Bomel Blvd Oakdale, NY
    Spouse: Andrea Connolly
    Her FB: andrea.connolly.31

    Confirmed the kids photo. BTW, Starting a GFM for the Kid to see a fucking Orthodontist. I’d say $25k will do it.

    • Kim Wescott
      November 3, 2019 at 10:33 am

      Wow, great work Chris. This may not be a good day for the Connolly family. Feel bad for the wife though. She looks nice, and it takes a special kind of person to be a nurse.

  • Doctors, lawyers, financial planners
    October 28, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    How small is the hat or that prehistoric cro-magnon man DNA flowing. Beating his chest too very old trait.

  • Doctors, lawyers, financial planners
    October 28, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Is that the spawn of babe Ruth, the curse is back alive and well.

    I bet that slob wouldn’t turn down a bowl of warm venison chili.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    October 27, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Typical faggy Islander’s fans. What a whiny little bitch that kid is. How is he? He looks like he spent the day crying. Get over it.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    October 27, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Typical fag Islander’s fans

  • don
    October 27, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    put the ritalin junky kid in a deer suit and let nature take its course

    • don
      October 27, 2019 at 5:23 pm

      ah crap it didnt let me know the first comment sent.

  • don
    October 27, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    put a deer suit on the kid and let nature take its course

  • Russmo
    October 27, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Hopefully this fat shit gives one of his neighbors some cheap shit and they blow his brains out in front of his homosexual son

  • John Galt
    October 27, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Did Charlie Moore do any episodes of his show from LI around 12 years ago?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 27, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Nice parenting – If I talked to someone like that my old man would’ve slapped me but good

  • Make America Great Again
    October 27, 2019 at 10:36 am

    That kid is destined to be a loser. He’s about 13 yo and already lost half his hair line. He’ll be a bald loser by 18.

  • Eric Wunschel
    October 27, 2019 at 8:09 am

    The dad looks like chief wiggam.

  • ed2276
    October 26, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    The kid has his mother’s nose…and pussy.

  • Rod Ramsey
    October 26, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    If these fucking people knew how hard it is to actually be in the right place at the right time to even see a deer in the woods in range to actually take it

  • Ted Baxter
    October 26, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Should have never let New Yorkers into this country.

  • huntseason
    October 26, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    hunt and rip butts. your chest is a crock pot your heart is a potato.

  • Stan
    October 26, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    From the look of those two they definitely live next to a toxic waste dump. The kids DNA is all fucked up, he looks like some kind of rat human hybrid. Dad must have screwed a woodchuck then went home and tapped the fat wife. Both dad and son are flaming liberals so fck ‘em. Venison, it’s what’s for dinner.

    • Cheddah
      October 26, 2019 at 8:27 pm

      It’s funny how you mention that.. I’ve sort of noticed that many New Yorkers have a semi rat-like facial appearance. Very strange…

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    October 26, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    The kid is just doing what the moronic father teaches him. If he had a parent with normal intelligence he might have ended up OK, but it doesn’t look good for the young lad.

    In the current violent leftist environment I expect more hunters going about their perfectly legal and useful business to be harassed and even subjected to violence.

    The Moonbats think that they are inviolable because of their righteousness. It never occurs to them that the hunters are armed and use their weapons with deadly skill. Woe to the commie asshole who tries to give lip to a Central Pennsylvania hunter.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    October 26, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    The reason there is a Deer hunting season is to keep the Deer from over population. Most of the natural predators are long gone from Long Island ( Wolves , Mountain Lions etc.)

    When they over populate there is not enough natural food supply and starvation becomes a problem. Also the number of accidents they cause,

    So hunting is needed to balance nature.

    It’s that simple.

  • sammyw
    October 26, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    a kid crys when he sees a dead deer is understandable and it sucks to see kids upset.
    BUT parents like this fat ugly fuck are the problem. Teaching this boy to react on his feelings and not take time to explain why a person would hunt. I have seen smaller kids react way better on the native side on the plimoth plantation.

  • Russmo
    October 26, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    I guarantee the little cocksucker if a kid is going to be in for a severe beating if he doesn’t learn to shut the fuck off

  • Envy
    October 26, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Saw this on Barstool, two days ago…

    • 2 in. envy, whines
      October 26, 2019 at 4:55 pm

      You forgot the word penis in front of your name.

    • JoeMomma
      October 26, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      You still read Barstool?
      Smart people left when they put up the paywall.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      October 26, 2019 at 7:08 pm

      Barstool is for the gays. Envy = gay.

  • Dr Ed
    October 26, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Cape Elizabeth, ME decided to allow hunting after they had the highest insurance rates in the state. 50% of all accidents in town involved hitting a deer…

  • Y
    October 26, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Question for Silencio Dogood:
    Are you Erin P?

  • Said Everyone
    October 26, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    How many dead animals has the fat fuck in the yellow shirt eaten?

    • Russmo
      October 26, 2019 at 3:07 pm

      Great question
      Better question would be how many dicks has the fat fuck in the yellow shirt sucked

  • Y
    October 26, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    That wouldn’t have happened in Staten Island.

  • hartf811
    Fat Clemenza
    October 26, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Shoot the little fat kid. Butcher the deer. Take the cannolis.

  • weymouth
    October 26, 2019 at 10:49 am

    For the people commenting. LI is in NY. Not mom’s basement. You can see pictures on the internet too.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 26, 2019 at 11:48 am

      dum dum dumd da dum

      shut the fuck up faggot

    • Russmo
      October 26, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      Lick my balls

  • John Galt
    October 26, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Klecko?..I thought it was Vincent D’Onofrio. In any case a disgusting bunch of mutants doing a pisspoor job of virtue signaling. That kid will end up joining Antifa so he can take out all his anger at Dad for passing on his defective genes on people trying to go to work. He’s already got a head start.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 26, 2019 at 11:53 am

      His nose is all fucked up in a way I can’t describe and have never experienced in person.

      It’s like W.C. Fields fucked Harvey Weinstein in the ass and this is the resultant shit, like the fucking Uruk-hai from Lord of the fucking Rings, d00d.

  • "Long Island"
    October 26, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Long Island encompasses many cities and towns.
    Even though Brooklyn and Queens are technically “on” LI
    no one on LI really thinks about those two cities as part of LI. They are their own universes. a
    I lived on LI-30 miles east of Queens…and I can tell you there is NOTHING dirty about 3/4’s of LI.
    Beautiful place actually-not much different from NH in many ways…
    But chocked full of—you guessed it -leftist upper middle class whites….and rich leftist whiteys

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 26, 2019 at 11:55 am

      Burn it down, raze the fucking ashes, salt the fucking earth and start again.

    • Stevie
      October 26, 2019 at 12:17 pm

      Long Island

      Nobody gives a fuck about Long Island it any other part of the sewer that is NY

      Fuck off you New York cicksucker

      • stevie assknuckle
        October 26, 2019 at 7:58 pm

        I am actually from NH–you know the place that was the bastion of conservatism in New England before every liberal fuckwad from MA invaded—and Manchester and Nashua were turned into ghetto’s by the shitstains that were forced out of MA instead of deported or incarcerated..Your shithole state is the reason why NH has turned into what it has become
        Just because you don’ like NY sports teams, has no bearing on how great NY is of a city…
        it has its shitholes (Long Island isn’t one of them)
        so does MA…actually half of MA is nothing but shitholes
        so please don’t act like MA is anyway superior to any other state…
        it is not..

        • JLM
          November 2, 2019 at 3:15 pm

          Steve Assfucker, NH conservative and turned blue from MA transplants lol. If you had 1/2 a brain to go with your opinion then you’d check where most MA people move to in NH. it’s the border area north of greater Boston up to Manchvegas and the vast majority of those towns are red unlike many cities like Concord,, Portsmouth, Keene etc and towns further north and especially along the VT border. I’ve met plenty of natives in NH that are class A libs.

    • Carlo
      October 26, 2019 at 12:21 pm

      I’ve been to Long Island it’s over run with Juden and it is a shit hole

    October 26, 2019 at 9:31 am

    Putting a little kid in a “Hershey’s S’mores ” shirt destines the kid to a life of obesity, diabetes, and erectile dysfunction.

  • Man Boobs Are Prevalent Today
    October 26, 2019 at 9:12 am

    This mr bannana peal fat fuck looks like the cousin or brother of josh bitch tits tibbits.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 26, 2019 at 10:27 am

      Or Tangerine Man

      What’s up with these fat dudes and bright colors?

  • Peter Dautel
    Don Key Punch
    October 26, 2019 at 9:03 am

    A good “life lesson” for the hunter to have done, would have been to get out, grab the deer, and start the blood letting happen, and watch the absolute horror of these wannabe Joisey Shore types. LOL

  • We are lucky to have a deer hunting season
    October 26, 2019 at 8:55 am

    He should be damn happy that we have deer hunting season. I’m sure he would change his mind about the poor little deer if one caused an accident on the highway that killed a relative. So many people are injured and die from deer coming onto the highway, not to mention the millions of dollars in damages every year to vehicles. Hunting season is a way to diminish the deer population. But this guy is too big of an idiot to realize it.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 26, 2019 at 8:21 am

    This is what crazy people do. If they don’t agree with someone, instead of realizing that we all have different opinions and beliefs, they confront them and start yelling and screaming at them. I call this the “Maxine Waters Syndrome.” Life is a two way street. There is give-and-take on all sides in order to find common ground. Social media also has a lot to do with it.

    Hunting is legal. While I’ve hunted in the past, mainly because I enjoy venison, I never really enjoyed it much, but I know a lot of people who love to hunt. And without hunters, we would see even more dead deer by the side of our highways. I can remember hitting one on the thruway a few years back, and it wasn’t very pleasant.

  • Silly Pants
    October 26, 2019 at 8:04 am

    TB writes: “The worst part about that video is that the kid was being taught that this is what you do to people you disagree with. You just yell and scream and swear at them until they leave.”

    Kettle meet black. What a silly pants!

    • Surprised Flapjack
      October 26, 2019 at 10:30 am

      That makes no sense. Equating apples and oranges.

      The printed word is not equatable with yelling and screaming.

      Also, don’t used “Kettle” and “Black”. Saying “Black” is racist and hurts people!

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 26, 2019 at 8:03 am

    Guy in the truck is a beta for not getting out and beating the shit out of that dad and laying his lifeless body down next to the deer carcass.

  • Silly Pants
    October 26, 2019 at 8:01 am

    TB writes: “… Pets are the gay best friend animals that wouldn’t survive five minutes in the wild, but they’re really cute so we give them food and pick up their shit for 15 years because lonely people need company too.”

    Is TB saying that his loyal pet loving fans are LONELY and GAY? What a silly pants!

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 26, 2019 at 8:19 am

      Oh shut the fuck up you stupid faggot

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 26, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Joe Klecko really let himself go.

  • O'Leary
    October 26, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Weak story, who the fuck cares.

    • Fuck off
      October 26, 2019 at 10:15 am

      Weak story? You must be a blast at parties. The story was the video and if you didn’t think it was funny, that means a man fucked your dad the day you were conceived.

  • Carlos
    October 26, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Imagine this fat prick going out in public without a bra or girdle
    My god has he no shame
    Hopefully someone comes up with the cocksuckers name and address
    The fucking kid needs a slap in the mouth

  • Rico
    October 25, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    Like father like son
    Look at the fat little turd in the brown shirt
    I wish the hunter got out and slapped the shit out of the Michelin tire man in the yellow shirt in front of his fat little son

  • Stevie G
    October 25, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    The fat fuck is probably not the father he looks like a queer
    There are a lot of demented fucking Judens on Long Island
    That’s why it’s such a shit hole

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