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Jerry Rice Admits Cheating With Stickum Right Before He Called Patriots Cheaters Because Of Deflategate

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Jerry Rice is the greatest receiver in NFL history. He’s also the biggest hypocrite, Patriot-hating, dooshnozzle fraud out there. On January 22nd he tweeted this butthurt gem about the Patriots and the now proven false “DelfateGate”:

https://twitter.com/JerryRice/status/557756584563339265

Since then it’s been proven that only 1 of those 11 “under-inflated balls” was actually deflated. The information from unnamed sources was apparently a lie. The one ball that was underinflated was the ball that our boy DQ Jackson intercepted and brought to the Colts sideline. Anyone who doesn’t think the Colts deflated that ball on purpose in a conspiracy to frame us is a moron. The Colts were told by the Ravens before the game that the Patriots were cheaters. The Colts realized they couldn’t possibly beat such our vastly superior team on the football field. The Colts realized their only chance of winning was a forfeit, so they played the only hand they could.

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Not a peep from Jerry Rice about that though. However, in this video published on ESPN.com about the evolution of gloves in the NFL, Jerry Rice admits that he used “stickum” on his gloves during his illustrious career. Stickum is illegal, but according to Jerry boy:

https://twitter.com/JerryRice/status/563980214481346560

Oh I see. “Everyone did it.” That makes it right. Got it. Everyone also did what the Patriots did during “Spygate” and we were the only ones who got brought to the woodshed because of it. The only problem with Jerry’s theory is that another NFL Hall of Fame wide receiver, Chris Carter, said……nah Jerry it was just you:

Yea, so basically Jerry Rice, the “greatest” of all time is an admitted cheater. And everyone’s just cool with this? Where’s the 24/7 coverage calling for Jerry Rice to be removed from the Hall of Fame like there was for the “deflategate” conspiracy? Has there ever been a bigger fraud move than this one?

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The reason that no one is outraged is because no one gives a shit about cheating. They never did. There isn’t a single NFL fan of ANY team that truly believes the Patriots win because they cheat. Not one. They say otherwise, but that’s what you do when your team sucks – come at the King. Not one of these frauds actually cares about the “integrity” of the game. Dumbasses like Mark Brunell pretended to care by fake crying:

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But since we haven’t heard from him about this or seen him crying about Jerry Rice using stickum, it’s safe to assume he doesn’t give a shit about that. He only cares if he thinks the Patriots cheated. Probably because we used to beat the shit out of him so much back when he was on the Jaguars.

The bottom line is that Jerry Rice should be down on his knees begging for forgiveness. He admitted to cheating five days before he called the Patriots cheaters without a shred of evidence against them. He couldn’t possibly make it more obvious that he feels threatened by the Patriots dynasty. He only won three rings. Brady’s got 4. The only difference is that he won all of his while cheating and while catching passes from the second greatest quarterback in NFL history.

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5 Comment(s)
  • Damian Torres
    June 27, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    Very stupid argument he was man enough to admit he cheated that’s it.all the pats fans crying about this lol “2nd greatest qb “? You mean first

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    February 10, 2015 at 11:45 pm

    So, last week Charles Haley said that Brady wasn’t as good as Montana, because Montana “never had to cheat.”

    Nope. Montana never cheated. But his number one receiver did! Guess we better slap some asterisks next to all of Montana’s records, too!

  • RSoxGuy
    February 10, 2015 at 4:10 pm

    Im so sick fo the Pats haters. They did this, they did that, they whooped our fucking asses! Enough already. If you cant take a loss like man go play some sissy sport like soccer.

    Now I know what its like tp be a Yankees fan.

    HATERZ GONE HATE!!!

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