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Joe Curtatone Agrees With BLT-123 Socialist Who Wants To Disarm The Somerville Police For Arresting Antifa Terrorists At The Straight Pride Parade

 

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In the least surprising new ever, the City of Somerville has lost its cotton picking mind. This is a city that elected a walking joke named Joe Curtatone to be its mayor. A man who sued Kirk Minihane and Barstool Sports after getting a prank phone call. A man who supported protesters who blockaded I-93 in the name of black lives matter. A man who announced a boycott of Sam Adams beer because the owner enjoyed a tax cut.

Curtaphony is now humoring a mob that literally wants to disarm the police because they provided security at the Straight Pride Parade in late August. He attended a meeting the other night in Somerville where this was actually proposed and he didn’t think it was a bad idea.

Among the proposals put forth by attendees was a public apology by SPD, reducing the SPD’s budget and disarming patrol officers. Numerous members of the public called for a civilian police oversight board with control of the SPD budget, the ability to investigate the department and the power to discipline officers. Curtatone said that he was open to the idea. 

The memo also announced the mayor’s office would support continued dialogue on the controversy, work to create a civilian police advisory committee and review SPD’s use of asset forfeiture, which funded the deployment. Curtatone said he remains committed to those objectives on Wednesday night.

So let me get this straight. A civilian review board filled with assholes who have no experience in policing would have the ability to control the police department’s budget, investigate cops, and discipline officers. What could possibly go wrong?

Back in September a bunch of moonbat SJWs demanded the city investigate the officer’s actions that day, and shockingly the report concluded that they did their job.

The report found that SPD officers made no arrests, did not use pepper spray or their batons, did not initiate interventions into the crowd of counter-protesters and did not wear riot gear. They did, however, enter the crowd and assist BPD officers in taking individuals into custody.

Nevertheless, Curtaphony apologized on behalf of the department that literally was just exonerated of any wrongdoing by the report.

Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone apologized for the department’s actions and condemned the Straight Pride Parade as “white nationalist hate” at the community meeting.

What a pandering fucking pussy.

Here’s a video from the meeting. Listen to this madness:

Let’s play, “find the black person.”

Oh wait, this is Somerville. There are none. It’s just a bunch of upper middle class white trust fund babies who priced out people of color by increasing demand for rental property so they could be hip and live in a Boston suburb, which in turn increased demand and rent prices.

There was another meeting a few days prior that Curtaphony attended, in which he apologized to a room full of white people for the “trauma” they experienced at the hands of the police.

Again, let’s play fid the back person.

Awkward.

According to the speaker Evan Seitchick (an “activist”) the SPD is out of control.

“I saw a Somerville Police Officer with a blue lives matter flag on his hat. That’s a racist flag. That’s a white supremacist symbol.”

Yes, that actually happened. This idiot got up there and said that supporting murdered police officers makes you a white supremacist. Not a single person objected, and every white hipster sitting there started snapping their fingers because these fuckbrains think that clapping is too triggering to people who are afraid of loud noises.

“Then to go to the rally and see the police with their backs to the Nazis arbitrarily pulling out queer people to pepper spray and rough up. I saw Somerville Police arbitrarily and tackle and arrest a queer person.”

That never happened. Ever.

“We should have a dramatic reduction of the police budget and using that money for affordable housing and climate change.”

Yea, that’s what we should do – stop funding the police and put the savings into…..climate change. You can’t make this stuff up.

Here’s their list of “ideas.”

“Disarm SPD.”

I’m all for it personally. You tell me the community in which there are no guns, and I will go into that community and leave a very rich man.

I gave Evan Seitchik’s name a Google, since this is apparently who Curtaphony wants to be in charge of the police in Somerville, and found this video that he posted on Facebook.

(Everyone in Somerville looks exactly the same.)

In that video Evan Seitchik bemoans greedy developers for selling homes that price out people of color, while starting off his speech by announcing that he just bought a home there, not realizing that he directly contributed to the problem he’s complaining about.

Here’s where it gets a little confusing. That bearded Evan Seitchik is clearly not the same person as the person wanting to disarm the police in the first video, who appears to be a BLT-123. But that’s because the real estate transfer fee video was from 2018, and Evan has undergone some changes since then.

https://twitter.com/evan_s_dsa/status/1216999330952990720

Bold. Brave. Beautiful.

What does Evan do for work anyway? How does an “activist” afford to buy a house in Somerville? Well, he’s listed as a consultant for Colburn Hill.

Evan Seitchik is a healthcare technology and analytics consultant with a background in revenue cycle and advanced mathematics. Evan led a project to assess the self-pay assets of a network of over 30 hospitals representing over $10 billion in revenue, integrating data from a patchwork of patient accounting systems to deliver both a new and holistic view of their performance and a path forward for greater financial results

Translation – he worked for a company that was hired by hospitals that make billions of dollars a year, in order to come in and tell them where they can cut the fat and make more money. Very progressive of him.

I have no idea if he still works there now, since his profile picture was back from when he was a man’s man.

But evidently he wanted to give up this gig to become a full time activist and socialist who spends his free time hanging out with Antifa at rallies, filming the police doing their job, and demanding that they be disarmed.

https://twitter.com/evan_s_dsa/status/1185392996382101504

 

https://twitter.com/evan_s_dsa/status/1168359271874158593

https://twitter.com/evan_s_dsa/status/1168358902813143040

https://twitter.com/evan_s_dsa/status/1173638649545707520

https://twitter.com/evan_s_dsa/status/1173641489248935938

https://twitter.com/evan_s_dsa/status/1173646974941356035

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Bernie bros are the absolute worst the left has to offer. Any grown adult who chooses these morons as their peer group is a moron by association.

And as for the narrative that SPD was beating up protesters for no reason, the protesters themselves disagree and witnessed their Anqueefa comrades spitting on straight pride folks.

This has been your daily reminder that no one from Somerville should be taken seriously, and Joe Curtaphony is the most incompetent elected official in the history of democracy.

 

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68 Comment(s)
  • richyrich
    February 6, 2020 at 11:17 am

    With the Cambridgification of Somerville, the mayor doesn’t need or want the support of the Somerville PD union to get elected. No surprise there. If I was a Somerville cop I would fucking hate this pissant

  • Cottonmouth
    February 1, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    I lived in Somerville in the early 70’s in the Winter Hill area. Both my parents graduated from Somerville High. When people ask where I’m originally from I always say Somerville in the 70’s before it was wicked fucking gay.

  • 2 Tall Deval
    January 31, 2020 at 11:37 am

    I remember when Slumerville was a scary place to go, What the hell happened, Its turned into the land of fruitcakes and Pussies

  • Somerville No Longer A Blue Collar City
    January 30, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    SPD should take a week off and see how that works for the unappreciative citizen socialists

    • Judge dread
      January 30, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      Or people like ratchet Rollins spread in state government and mass joins NYS/NYC and San Francisco for the no bail for anything except class a felonies trend.

      The democrats are so delusional that they can’t “arrest more white people” to balance out the crime statistics because it’s not white people who are committing the majority of crimes, atleast in a demographic region, excluding corporate crime. Ratchet Rollins already no bailed dozens of crimes that are mostly committed by minorities who have been charged.

      Not to be outdone, the communists and SJWs in Albany removed bail from over 400 crimes. And you can’t hold someone on bail if they have a warrant for not showing up to court. Rinse and repeat anyone?

      So in order to reduce this “racist imbalance” they just don’t keep them in jail anymore. These policies are coming to a big city near you.

      It’s the whole problem, reaction, and solution methodology practiced by the marxists.

      They deliberately create a problem, like the result of no bail, in nyc, sf, Boston, philly. Crime soars.

      The reaction is people get pissed, the leftist operatives respond in true fashion, by saying its income inequality and capitalism is to blame. The MSM will repeat thisn24x7.

      Their solution, is a nightmare communism dystopia

  • Words like ice, they cut and slice
    January 30, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Somerville used to be cool 10 years ago. Now they have this fake neighborhood aka assembly square and a 2 bedroom condo costs $750k.

    No doubt Curtatone had something to do with this. Oh yah and all the blacks are kept in the housing projects off mystic avenue near 93. The mayor makes sure they are so far away from the yuppie white areas that no one even knows they are there. Boston, Cambridge, Somerville are wicked segregated cities.

  • Judge dread
    January 30, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    The black lives matter flag is still flying over city hall. Cuck atone is the biggest virtue signaling swamp donkey.

  • Renfro
    January 30, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Curatone is a known homosexual and has been fucked up the ass by this tranny for years

  • Curtatone's Big Black Strapon
    January 30, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    Can we get some Coronavirus to this place ASAP?

  • JJ
    January 30, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    You guys are going to love this one!
    Please everyone, please, wake the fuck up!

    • Truth
      January 31, 2020 at 12:18 pm

      The people are awake. The government class, not so much. See how the insane government class can treat the President of the United States??? No sane person will ever subject themselves to that abuse. The insane will continue to get elected because our choices will be between kinda nuts and Charles Manson types. We’re fucked. Plain and simple.

  • Cheesemo
    January 30, 2020 at 10:55 am

    Evan here’s a tip before you get your picture taken again you should clean your negroe boyfriends cum out of your beard

  • Ghost of Raymond Patriarca
    January 30, 2020 at 10:27 am

    What the fuck happened to Italian guys??!

  • FedUp
    January 30, 2020 at 10:20 am

    …”very white hipster sitting there started snapping their fingers because these fuckbrains think that clapping is too triggering to people who are afraid of loud noises.” Is this for real? Please tell me it’s hyperbole…if not, my hope for humanity is even further diminished.

  • Truth
    January 30, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Uneducated Turtleriders simultaneously want to expose corrupt cops AND support Civil Asset Forfeiture. That takes some serious flexibility.

  • Turdatone
    January 30, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Large as turds go.
    Small as men go.

  • Truth
    January 30, 2020 at 7:53 am

    Asset Forfeiture IS wrong.

    • Said Everyone
      January 30, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      So drug dealers should be able to keep the money they made selling poison? That they obtained illegally and also never were taxed on ? Which is also a crime
      You are what’s wrong with this world

      • Robb
        January 30, 2020 at 5:13 pm

        As it stands now, it’s 0 probable cause, 0 charges and 0 convictions and your money is gone. Way too many stories of people losing their life savings because some cop decided he wanted the money to buy a new MRAP.

        • Joe C from KidRock not Somerville
          February 2, 2020 at 12:51 am

          You couldn’t be more wrong. Tell mommy if I hurt your feelings you cuck loser

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 30, 2020 at 2:52 pm

      CAF for the most part is OK unless abused like what happened in Tewksbury a few years back.

  • John Galt
    January 30, 2020 at 5:07 am

    Who would take this fruitcake seriously? First he wanted to be a bearded hipster. Probably wore a chain wallet while going to ax-throwing bars and drinking nano-brews. Now he wants to play dress-up and be trans. Cause it’s cool. What’s next ?

    And Curtatone is just an old-time bully/ hack spouting progressive clichés to seem hip. Everyone is acting, 24/7. Did South Park base that episode “Holiday Special” on him?

  • Gingah Powers, ACTIVATE
    January 30, 2020 at 12:59 am

    Kind of wish I was there to mess with the SJW crowd.
    First thing would be to shame them in a lispy, betacuck voice for snapping like a bunch of beatniks.
    It’s easy, just claim to have issues with auditory overload along with being a self appointed representative of the hearing impaired. Double woke points, cha-ching!
    Not only does the snapping noise trigger me but it is a deprivation of equivalent participation to the deaf because they can’t hear it.
    I would demand that everyone use jazz hands and be very silently flamboyant in using it as an acceptable form of applause.

    • JJ
      January 30, 2020 at 6:40 am

      Here I’ll give a you a trigger, a trigger to my 1911.

      • G. Smith Patton's Ghost
        January 30, 2020 at 10:03 am

        Please, tell me this is a parody…

      • Adolf Hitler channeling his inner Buford T Justice
        January 30, 2020 at 10:16 am

        What in the hell is the world coming to?

      • Fake Rant Queen
        January 30, 2020 at 11:00 am

        All that, just because the speaker left his meds at home?

  • Study that manifesto
    January 30, 2020 at 12:43 am

    I’m confused by the term “socialist” as used here. Can’t we just call them “communists,” i.e., and stop being afraid of offending them?

    • Howard Zinn Was a Shitty Historian
      January 30, 2020 at 10:32 am

      Pro tip: Anyone who wants to see the long game plan laid out, including all the rebranding that went on during the second half of the 20th century, would be wise to read David Horowitz’s book “Radical Son.” Horowitz, about a decade older than the Baby Boom generation, was raised in the US by a communist family in a communist community, and he documents his conversion from -hardcore- radical communist to conservatism, especially the monkey business that was a large part of the lefty youth movement in the 60s, where he played a large part.

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 30, 2020 at 12:15 am

    Evan Seitchik loves the sound of Evan Seitchik’s voice and the Jewish Marxist ideology his ilk insinuate in countries they inhabit. Evan is the result of his upbringing, a confused beard wishing it were a Merkin, a capitalist bean counter avowing blue collar solidarity and lonely Trans fat, wishing it had a mouthful of Matzah Balls.

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 29, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    Chris Cuomo says these Antifa guys are solid citizens so that’s good enough for me

    • Fredo
      January 30, 2020 at 7:35 am

      I can handle things! I’m smart!

  • adam cocksucker schiff
    January 29, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    joe curtatone sucks the cocks of stray dogs while his whore niece fucks him in the ass with a black strapon

  • I Hate Yuppies
    January 29, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    If I drive down Blue Hill Ave I’ll get shot at for being a straight white male. If I drive down Cambridge Street I get called “a terrible human being! Hmmph!” for the same reason and told my sneakers are racist because they’re black and I’m walking on them. Both are awful places but I guess Cambridge/Somerville are good for a laugh.

    • Buford T. Peckerwood
      January 30, 2020 at 12:34 am

      Walking Blue Hill Ave is no big deal, never mind driving it.
      Try walking in Grove Hall around midnight. That’s the northern, low number end of BHA. You might describe it as “the heart of darkness”.
      The secret is a proper mindset, for starters..
      “This is not the white guy you want to fuck with”. You think that and you will telegraph it.
      Speaking from experience as a SWM that has gone there at that time. Of course, I was strapped (concealed) and still used street smarts, like don’t walk up close to the darkened doorways.

      Somerville is someplace I just don’t want to be. Not out of fear but disgust.
      I have a couple of friends in there but that’s it. Fuck that place.

      • Massholio
        January 30, 2020 at 11:40 am

        At Logan they have a big poster for visiting Grove Hall like it’s a tourist destination. Do not ever go to where the posters say to go at Logan. You will not come back.

  • Mike Oxlong
    January 29, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    …so as his “girlie” self he tweets out a pic of himself w hairy ol’ chest?? wtf as a dude NBD, as a chick wtf???? I just threw up in my mouth a little.
    Can someone just stomp him in the throat please?

  • ANGRY GIANT
    January 29, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    If these fruitcakes really believed that conservatives and patriots were nazis, they would insist on the police being armed in order to protect them. I know it is too much to ask for a set of consistent ideas from the liberals, but at least we are now sure that they really don’t think that their political opponents represent any danger.

  • Sgt. Retired As Of Tommorw
    January 29, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    I can’t wait to cheer the muslims on when they are tossing these things off of 30 story roofs.

    • JJ
      January 29, 2020 at 9:22 pm

      Wait until they find out muslims were recruited by Hitler and also Swore Allegiance to Hitler as well during world war 2. Wait until they find out that muslims were actual, literal, in every sense of the word , really, real, in the flesh, actual Nazis. Do you think they will try to Refute A Historical Fact?

      I hope they’re ready for some Forced Rooftop Diving Competitions the muslims like to throw for their kind..

      Fathom for one moment (If you can). President Trump & Us Supporters were actually Nazi’ (lmfao) as they claim. Do they not think they would not be in concentration camps & ovens by now if that were the case?

  • JJ
    January 29, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Until people are actually going to get the balls & end this madness. It will not stop it will continue to get worse. I’m all for storming the office’s of certain politicians. I can not do it alone however. Ive been saying it for a while but I’ll say it again, I hope the boogaloo starts soon!

    • Truth
      January 30, 2020 at 10:21 am

      The Average Joe is afraid to stand up to David Strycharz. Think about that.

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    January 29, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    I spend the majority of my day in Somerville, I drive a bus and one of my stops is a construction zone with the same Somerville cop every day doing detail, we have grown friendly over the last 6 months. According to him, every cop and Fire fighter hates Curtatone. They completely despise the guy. I can almost guarantee from talking to this guy, that if it every went through, Somerville would be left with no protection by the end of the day. This guy’s Curtatone is a corrupt moron.

  • Trumpy Bear
    January 29, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    I’d like to strap all these fucks into Hoverounds and send them over the side of the Grand Canyon. Thank you Hoveround!!!

    • Silencio Dogood
      January 30, 2020 at 12:18 am

      that’d be a slow death.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 29, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Evan wasn’t getting the attention he wanted to he decided to shave his beard and start sucking cocks.

  • Liawatha
    January 29, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Evan is a gorgeous trans! Ze is so beautiful!

    • NFTG
      January 29, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      Oh, STFU! Your stupid schtick has run it’s course. No longer amusing so fuck off.

      • Time For A New Schtick
        January 30, 2020 at 1:21 am

        MAN…..I wholeheartedly agree!! I, and I’m sure others, was sick of it 6 months ago. I see it and just skip right over it. It’s so fucking predictable and it’s the same shit over and over. Enough…..please. Come up with something else for fucksake.

      • Liawatha
        January 30, 2020 at 3:57 am

        You sir are an intolerant hater! You probably don’t even support Drag Queen Story Hour. For shame!

      • Liawatha
        January 30, 2020 at 4:05 am

        You are a small-minded bigoted hater!

        • Hiawatha
          January 30, 2020 at 8:13 am

          Yeah STFU you switch hitting flamer.

          Or better yet move in with the other annoying POS, the climate guy.

          • Liawatha
            January 30, 2020 at 8:51 am

            You again! How dare you!

    • Don Aids Infected Lemon CockSucker
      January 30, 2020 at 8:34 am

      I think he is sexy

      • Mister Rogers
        January 30, 2020 at 10:24 am

        Go suck a Lemon

  • Marion Barry
    January 29, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Joe’s on that Crack!

    • MIA
      January 30, 2020 at 11:19 am

      agreed but my unc always shares with his crene de la creme blood line.

  • Hugh Mungous
    January 29, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    I commend the Somerville police Department for not beating the shit out of these losers. Back in the day there would be Chiclets all over Union Square. The next time an illegal scumbag robs a bank and fires shots (like last year )I only hope the social justice warriors are down range.

  • Happy Gilmore
    January 29, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    The snapping of the fingers though, oh my gawd. Can these fucking people be any stranger? Would like to walk through on of their meeting and every time they start snapping, take a 9 iron and start clipping fingers off with a full backswing and follow- through to boot!!

    • Robb
      January 30, 2020 at 5:04 pm

      HA! I wasn’t going to bother watching the video as there’s only so much crap you can tolerate in a day. But when UT mentioned that, I just had to see it. Holy shit!! These morons all want to live life like they’re back in kindergarten, and they want to take the rest of us with them!

  • Lee Ho
    January 29, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    IMO most of this crap was started and encourage by the Obama administration.

    Sooner or later in some town, the cops will all resign, I can’t wait to see SJWs get theirs.

  • Al the Anti-Socialist
    January 29, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Holy smokes! First time I’ve ever seen content from someone I know in a TB FB screen cap: Tamarleigh Grenfell. Used to work with her back in the day. Nice enough gal, but a Kool Aid drinker from WAY back…decided to go “activist” full time, I guess.

    Oh well. Useful idiots.

  • Startled Pancake
    January 29, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Man, you have some FUCKED UP people around there!

    LOLOLOLOL it’s always something.

    It’s flat brim Bulls hat nozzle-heads, or people who look like Universal monsters (JFC, that one dood was seriously fucking ugly, a real Frankenstein’s creature lookin’ motherfucker), fucking nudniks, fupaslobs, etc., etc.

  • Somervillenomre45
    January 29, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    OMG. So glad I moved out of Somerville end of 2013. It has gotten so much worse. BTW Bow street where that fruit cake lives is union square. An area that has seen unprecedented house flips that pushed out all the working class people. Exactly what that fruit cake was rallyIng against but oh he bought a place there anyway. That is all..

    • Lou P
      January 29, 2020 at 10:26 pm

      My research shows that fruit cake Evan lives at 22 Robinson St.

  • Fty
    January 29, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    I feel
    Bad for Somerville cops.

  • Evan
    January 29, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    I once got arrested for dripping don “ads infected” lemons cum out of my ass on a Somerville sidewalk. I want that officer fired or atleast forced to lick it up.

  • Fuck Joe C and Somerville
    January 29, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Fuck Somerville and any city that is like it. The Somerville Police should close up shop for a week or so. That would be an awakening for these idiots. They wouldn’t know what to do if someone wasn’t there to protect them

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