Mainstream Media Fails

John Henry Sends Shit Dick Globe Reporter To Find Hack State Senator And Doctor To Write Hit Piece On Bob Kraft For Flying In Masks From China That Aren’t The “Gold Standard”

 

Two weeks ago Bob Kraft flew the Patriots plane to China to pick up a shitload of much needed masks for healthcare workers dealing with the commie cold. Meanwhile Red Sox and Boston Globe owner John Henry did jack shit with his fortune. But that’s only because he spent two weeks putting his brightest young report on a “fact finding” smear campaign to destroy the Patriots because he’s jealous that the Patriots are infinitely more popular than the Red Sox, and a lot of that has to do with ownership. This was the end result:

Yes, that’s right – they found a way to turn Bob Kraft into the villain for saving lives.

Of course the reporter he put on it was this ass clown:

You may remember Dugan Arnett from a story we did on him last year after he did this in the days leading up to the Super Bowl:

He literally went on Twitter, searched for people who used the word “spoiled” and “Patriots,” and messaged them in order to build a narrative that no one cared about the Patriots going to the Super Bowl. Ya know, because he works for the Globe, which is owned by the same guy who owns the Red Sox, who is insanely jealous that the Patriots are more popular than his team. Might have something to do with the fact that while the Patriots are busy winning Super Bowls John Henry is renaming street names because a guy was racist 100 years ago when everyone was racist.

He couldn’t be creepier or less original either. He pretty much copy and pasted that same reply to a bunch of people.

 

It was a “funny” tweet? What the fuck is wrong with you boy?

I’m just blown away that every single person he responded to had the word “spoiled” in their tweet. What a lazy, useless hack. Just look at this clown:

He doesn’t button the top button and loosens his tie because he’s grizzled from hitting the streets with his notepad. A regular Kevin Cullen in the making.

Anyway, he must’ve realized what a massive tool he looked like after we blogged about him and he has since erased all of those tweets. But his hackery for John Henry, (who probably pays him somewhere in the $35-40K a year range while he flies with his trophy wife in a private jet) continued in this column. Here’s some of my favorite parts:

“As well intended as the covert mission to China had been…”

John Henry probably wrote that part himself. Sure, Bob Kraft meant well, but if only he had the foresight to sit on his ass and do nothing like John Henry did, then this HUGE problem that they literally went looking to find would never have happened.

From there Dugan crafted the narrative that they brought back the Shaw’s brand version of the masks.

Maryanne Bombaugh was literally whining about a lack of masks three weeks ago.

Then Bob Kraft goes and gets them and she runs to the Globe and tells them that they’re not the “gold standard.”

These are the same people running the “shut it down” gang. They’re all getting paid to tell us how dire the situation is, and then they have the nerve to complain when a billionaire gives them a plane of what they’re asking for because it’s not the “gold standard.”

To his credit, Charlie Baker rightly told Dugan Arnett to fuck off when his office was reached out to by this puke “reporter.”

Picture how furious you’d be if you were Charlie Baker. You’re dealing with this pandemic, and the richest guy in your state saved the day by partnering with you, while the other richest guy did nothing. Then the other richest guy sends this snot nosed kid to ask you a question about whether or not he knew that the masks were the Shaw’s brand version.

Enemy of the people.

Unsatisified Dugan then went and found another hospital executive who he thought would push his narrative that the masks were bad, but she said she was willing to experiment.

Oops!

But Dugan Arnett needed to find some sort of elected official who he could use to push the narrative that the Patriots fucked up, in order to cover up for the fact that John Henry did nothing. Luckily he found this chick:

No, not State Senator Jamie “Captain Planet” Eldridge. The other chick.

Newly elected freshman state Senator Becca Rausch, who along with Eldridge represents the rest of the NIMBY’est towns in Metrowest, including Globe ally Bob Murchison‘s town of Sherborn, in one of the most gerrymandered districts you will ever see (reaches from Wayland to Attleboro).

She went hard after the Patriots, desperately trying to stay in the good graces of the Glob because she represents the only towns in Massachusetts where people still subscribe to it.

She’s been “hearing” that the masks don’t fix. A real reporter at this point would ask, “who did you hear that from?” But Dugan Arnett isn’t a real reporter. He’s a guy who already knows the story he’s writing ahead of time and then searches for keywords on Twitter until he finds someone he can interview to go along with his narrative.

She kept proudly posting her doomsday garbage about the masks on social media.

I’ve never seen someone this excited to be mentioned in the Boston Globe before. Check out her Twitter likes (of course she has her gender pronouns in her bio – spoiler alert – she’s a woman and wants you to call her a woman) to see what she’s all about.

This was the quote Becca was so proud of:

“They’re useless for the purposes for which they were brought here.”

Weird, because in response to this the President of Mass General Hospital said the exact opposite.

Turns out they were a “God send.”

Don’t worry though, the Red Sox were helping too.

They got Jim from the office and Big Papi to do a Zoom chat with some healthcare workers. See? He cares too!!

WEEI, which is also Red Sox controlled media, had a blue checkmark reporter named Courtney Fallon reweet the Peter Slavin quote, but she was quickly forced to delete it.

Almost as if WEEI is beholden to the Red Sox because it’s the only sport they have the broadcasting rights to.

Of course Dugan’s coworker Adam Himmelsbach had his back.

These people are the lowest of the low. They have no bottom. John Henry is human scum. He makes it impossible to like the Red Sox. Dugan Arnett is his coffee bitch who will work for a low wage until he eventually wants a raise, at which time he will be replaced by another asshole from Emerson who will do his job for cheaper. Meanwhile people like Becca Rausch make up lies about their “sources” in hospitals because they don’t like the fact that Bob Kraft supports Donald Trump, and can’t stand the fact that he’s doing God’s work and saving actual lives.

Enemy. Of. The. People.

   

 

 

Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:




Follow us on Youtube, SoundCloud, Twitter, and Facebook.

Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 

 

47 Comment(s)
  • Who reads the Globe? It's not 1903
    April 15, 2020 at 11:02 am

    You wouldn’t have to worry about the Boston Globe and John Henry much longer. The corona with lime virus is wiping out all their subscribers. I guess the pony express will go out of business too 🙂

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 15, 2020 at 11:24 pm

      buy stock now, i expect the pony express to return as we deteriorate into a third world country. i’ll send you a postcard.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 14, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    the agenda, written by red journalists in this and around Biden’s defense in faux Winnie Cooper’s story, reveals them supporters of the (attempted) USS Liberty sinking.

  • Fuck a John Henry
    April 14, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    What a dirtbag John Henry is. No wonder he has such a rat face

  • Craig t
    April 14, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Here’s thinking Degan the ducking twink has sucked at least a dozen cocks

  • True justice
    April 14, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Fuck the globe. John Henry doesn’t even know that he’s a punch line. Bob Kraft owns new england, John Henry owns his own ego

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 14, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    All Democrats should be euthanized.

  • How dare you!?
    April 14, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Meanwhile thousands of Trees are slaughtered every week while mailboxes get stuffed with useless Globe Direct Coupons.

  • The angry taint
    April 14, 2020 at 11:52 am

    Well you have to give Henry and the Globe a modicum of credit because they hired a mental deficient who obviously stroked out in his childhood a paying job.

  • Jewmerica
    April 14, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Figures TB’s hero is a communist pedojew. Kraft belongs in an oven.

    • Bear Jew
      April 14, 2020 at 11:56 am

      Shut the flying fuck up.

    • tyrdface
      April 14, 2020 at 3:45 pm

      the greasy turd looking ‘journalist’ belongs in a toilet

  • Dan Shaughnessy's Gray and Red Pubes
    April 14, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Who’s the worst owner in Boston sports?

    (a) Henry
    (b) Jacobs

  • Sociopathic warfare
    April 14, 2020 at 11:10 am

    The Redsox lost me after what they did to Francona. After leading the Sox to two World Series wins, the first ending an 86 year drought, he was let go because he “lost control of the clubhouse” in September.

    Then came the Bobby Valentine circus

    The ownership group would never admit it, but they essentially admitted to that fuck up by bringing in John Farrell, the closest thing to begging Tito to come back after a well-deserved apology

    John Henry’s money will never buy his way out of his Bob Kraft inferiority complex, and he couldn’t be more deserving of this blog

    • New boot goofin'
      April 14, 2020 at 11:34 am

      John Henry “Couldn’t sleep at night” because of a street named after a previous owner but fires all his European employees and has no issues with the Globe churning out such slanted BS. They are fake news.

  • Geesh
    April 14, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Get Kraft’s dick out of yo mouth TB.

  • John Henry
    April 14, 2020 at 10:51 am

    Ultimately it’s Donald Trumps fault. I’m sorry but it just is. And if you dont believe it your a racist.

  • Bobo ellus
    April 14, 2020 at 10:50 am

    Women will do anything for money
    Some douchebag sucks the shriveled dick of that hideous creepy old albino John Henry

  • Clepto Mania
    April 14, 2020 at 10:48 am

    Dugan here’s a tip before you get your picture taken you need to clean your boyfriends cum out of your hair

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    April 14, 2020 at 10:42 am

    The thing is it isn’t Kraft that looks bad here – it’s Charlie Baker. Kraft didn’t buy these knock-off masks, Faker did. Kraft lent him the plane and chipped in to buy these Chinese masks. Faker Baker is the one that procurred them. Anyone with a brain (aka non-Globe readers) understands this, and realizes Faker is a fraud.

    The lemmings at the Globe love RINO Baker – he just does what Maura Healey tells him to do and then like the cuck he is takes the backlash for the incompetent and totalitarian Dems that run this shithole state.

    Your blog about Henry and the Globe is accurate, but you’re missing the real point that they are just trying to deflect that once again, the government has failed the people. Getting a dig at Kraft is just the icing on the fake news cake.

  • Bwarney Fwank
    April 14, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Where is that rapist harp McGrory? Isn’t he charged with holding Henrys balls at the editors desk waiting to be the next Mike Barnicle?

    • He got the rings, but still....
      April 14, 2020 at 11:51 am

      2001…. Kraft had his chance to leave Massachusetts and set up shop in CT.

  • FaceMask Fag
    April 14, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Power hungry grocery clerks are running amok. Standing at the entrance and telling you when to go into the store. Having an attitude like they are some kind of fucking hero. Fuck You! You are a 8 bucks an hour clerk now and a 8 bucks an hour clerk when this is done. Enjoy your time to SHINE. It is the only time it will happen in your shitty clerk life!

    • RUDE Low iq Grocery workers
      April 14, 2020 at 9:34 am

      This is the same shit that happened with flight attendants after 911, any perceived disrespect and they threaten to land the plane and have you arrested on felony charges. But but I only asked for a bag of peanuts…. Low intelligence workers feeling the power of being official.

      Thought it was just me. Last 3 visits to market basket (haven’t been in 2 weeks fuck them) when asking from about 10 feet away where to find a specific item. One shelf stocker said we don’t carry it in a total blow off response (I found an entire section in the next aisle). Second stocker said (aisle 3 on another item and pointed with his chin) it was in aisle 24. Third clerk female got angry and says loudly (there not in season come back in august). Each time I was at least 10 feet away and very polite.

      Assistant manager was 2 finger whistling at people heading to check out and directing them to specific registers which was bizarre seeing they were all open, no lines at any. One woman headed into an empty cashier and he got all worked up and made her push her carriage all the way down to the cashier he wanted her to go to.

      These clerks are low iq, low performing people, then add a little stress and fear and nationwide praise and their personalities emerge, rude mother fuckers. have to say it but if you’re that stressed about your crappy job stacking soup cans, resign and find a job you can handle. Can’t wait for the day grocery stores are fully automated and these people go back to SSI, snacks and Jerry Springer.

    • Control your own destiny
      April 14, 2020 at 11:02 am

      Then do everyone a favor and dont go to the grocery store you ungrateful fuck

      • Buddy Jr
        April 14, 2020 at 7:33 pm

        hey power tripping douche bag – Theres a cleanup in Aisle 5, go take care of it.

  • richyrich
    April 14, 2020 at 8:54 am

    You may have stepped on it this time, Uncle Turtleboy. It’s one thing to poke fun at an indigent SJW, quite another to call out a creepy billionaire that has David Boies on speed-dial.

  • I see dumb people
    April 14, 2020 at 8:43 am

    Yuck… These fucking people are deplorable… They are like a spoiled kid at Christmas .. Nothing is ever good enough for these people yet they wont actually do anything to change that except just sit back and cry and whine for attention.

  • Fuck em both
    April 14, 2020 at 7:35 am

    Lets not praise kraft like he’s some sort of saint here. Yes he did a great deed. He could of chose to do noting like most of the countries richest people. But also lets not forget that kraft charged fans 4.50 for a cup of tap water at a patriots game on a very hot fall day when they ran out of bottled water. The point is both kraft and henry are shit heads so out of touch with reality.

    Id like to know who fathered krafts girlfriends child? Id also like to know who is giving Linda the dick? I don’t think its possible henry could get a hard on so you know that he is arranging for another man to fuck his wife. At least kraft gets blowjobs, which at his age is impressive even though he is a fucking idiot who allows himself to be caught with a cheap ugly hooker.

  • Heywood
    April 14, 2020 at 6:56 am

    Fuck China. We need nothing for them.

  • The pool boy
    April 14, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Oh man Linda is an easy lay.John likes to watch which is creepy, I still bill them after for my services.

  • John Henry's Florida crib, sweet, now go F over Kraft for trying to help, what a dick!
    April 14, 2020 at 6:45 am

    • those who live in glass houses
      April 14, 2020 at 9:48 am

      A platinum baseball bat or gold baseball glove alone must be worth a fortune. Henry has a dream life why go out of his way to be a jerk to people? Bet he’s a closet homosexual.

  • Nothing against wealth just Hypocrite A holes, I hope to be wealthy some day, doh!
    April 14, 2020 at 6:42 am

    • Snarky Pete
      April 14, 2020 at 9:17 am

      Imagine the pizza parties John Henry can host now…

      • yum
        April 14, 2020 at 7:31 pm

        Mmm pizza!

  • Liberalism is a mental disorder
    April 14, 2020 at 6:22 am

    Vicious and small minded John Henry ostracized Curt Schilling from the reunion of the Sox’s World Series winning team over politics. John Henry please go fall down the stairs in your yacht then catch corona in a medical office you nasty little psycho.

    Leftist millionaires and billionaires like Henry are all cool with Liz Warren and Bernie, wait Warren and Bernie are also both multi millionaires wtf?

  • Good story TB
    April 14, 2020 at 6:07 am

    • Sickening
      April 14, 2020 at 9:26 am

      Warren Wilhelm, Nazi Mayor.

      If you haven’t caught on yet. The SS is here. Our political establishment is almost entirely SS. Look how they treat outsiders. Look how they are treating the voters of the Outsider President. We dared elect a non-SS official and we are paying for it. They tried to conquer the world by force last time. This time, its with a smile on their face.

  • J£ws are everywhere
    April 14, 2020 at 3:55 am

    Dugan Arnett, John Henry and Bob Kraft are all J£ws.

  • Lou P
    April 14, 2020 at 3:46 am

    The question is: does Dugan Arnett get shit on his dick, or does he leave shit on the other guy’s dick ?
    In John Henry baseball terms, is he the pitcher or the catcher?
    I’m guessing catcher, all the way.

  • Pat Patriot
    April 14, 2020 at 3:38 am

    Maybe someone could reach (816) Dugan for a (916) direct comment about his (1216) hit job on the Pats.

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    April 14, 2020 at 3:34 am

    Disgraceful

  • Pasty Henry Sucks
    April 14, 2020 at 3:24 am

    That fat Rausch broad has a punch-able face. The Globe is a joke. The region will never like you Henry, get used to it. You SUCK. Hope Henry loses big $$$$ with no baseball this year. I wouldn’t go to Fenway if you gave me the tickets for free. I wonder who makes Linda Piss-uti cum? It ain’t that old fool Henry, he just gets to buy her a newspaper for a pet project.

    • juror seven esq.
      April 14, 2020 at 4:12 pm

      I’ll guess that it could be David Ortiz that’s banging John Henry’s wife. Haven’t figured out if it was John Henry or Ortiz’s wife that put the DR drive-by hit on David. Maybe, just maybe boy reported Jimmy Olson Arnett could scoop this.

  • ITICHY_BALLS
    April 14, 2020 at 2:15 am

    It’s fucking amazing how evil some people can be….fuck you John boy….

  • Barney Frank
    April 14, 2020 at 2:00 am

    Jew liberals are the worst

Comment on this Post

*

RELATED POSTS
Boston Globe Covers 4-11 Boston College, But Not 12-1, #22 UMass
Boston Globe Apparently Will Run Any Article As Long As It Shits On Good Things Like The Ice Bucket Challenge
Boston Globe Writer Calls Dedham, Brookline, Walpole, Everett Football Coaches And Players Intolerant Homophobes, So Patriots Should Sign Michael Sam