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Boston Globe Hack Dugan Arnett Messages Random People On Twitter To Push John Henry’s Narrative That No One Likes The Patriots Because They’re Trump’s Team

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Three more days until the Super Bowl and Patriots nation is fired up for the Pats to finally tie the Steelers for most Super Bowl wins in NFL history. Over 35,000 people showed up in the freezing cold for the sendoff at Gillette stadium. But of course the Boston Globe, which is owned by Red Sox owner John Henry, cannot stand them. There’s a few reasons why:

  • The Patriots are more popular than the Red Sox so he’s jealous of Bob Kraft
  • Tom Brady had a MAGA hat in his locker one time, so he’s a Nazi
  • Bill Belichick allegedly wrote Trump a letter supporting him, so he’s set to be tried in Nuremberg next month

That’s why the Globe had to put out a headline today about the Patriots that was the same exact headline they put out two years ago:

Of course they chose to use a cover photo of Tom Brady and Donald Trump from 2004. Something that clearly shows that their hatred of the Patriots is entirely grounded in politics. The Patriots are Trump’s team, and the Red Sox are Team Woke. That’s why they’re renaming Yawkey Way and blindly believing Adam Jones’ obvious lie. That’s why Dan Shaughnessy won’t vote for Curt Schilling for the Hall of Fame.

“No one likes the Patriots anymore because they’re Trump’s team.”

That’s the agenda they’re going with. And since the Boston Globe is fake news they come up with the agenda first, and then try to write a story based off of that.

Want proof? This is Dugan Arnett, the guy who wrote both those stories:

As you can see, he’s not yet old enough to grow pubes, which is exactly why the Globe hired him. This is what all newspapers are doing – getting rid of experienced journalists who have the audacity to want a raise after 20 years on the job, and replacing them with some kid from Missouri right out of college who will work for half of what the veteran journalist wanted.

Look at what young Dugan has been up to on the Twitter machine for his “research.”

This is what constitutes journalism in 2019.

  1. Create the narrative. In this case it’s “Spoiled Patriots fans are spoiled and don’t care about the team like they used to.”
  2. Scour the Internet for someone who has tweeted something that goes along with your narrative.
  3. Message them for an interview and act like their opinion is representative of all Patriots fans.

“I came across your funny tweet.”

Be more awkward. You can’t.

She was hardly the only person he tweeted at either. Tell me if you see a theme.

He literally copy and pastes each one, including the “funny tweet” nonsense, and then changes the person’s name.

But he doesn’t actually follow or know any of these people so how did he find them? Simple – he searched “Patriots spoiled,” on Twitter, and messaged the first three people who tweeted using both of those words.

It’s actually what Dugan Arnett does with all of his once a week stories that the Globe pays him to write. Last week the narrative he established first was, “People don’t like other people who wear backpacks on the T.” So he searched for “MBTA backpacks” and messaged everyone who was complaining about people who wear backpacks on the MBTA. And once again he copy and pasted about the “funny tweet.”

The week before that it was, “what should we call the PawSox when they move to Worcester.”

In November it was really groundbreaking journalism – finding out who works out on Thanksgiving so they don’t get fat.

And before that the narrative was, “People play Christmas music too early,” so he went out and found people complaining about that topic.

This is what “real news” looks like from Boston’s newspaper of record.

Dugan is totally unbiased in his reporting too. It’s not like he comes from a family where he was brainwashed to believe, “orange man bad.”

Here’s the best part though, and all the proof you need that independent journalism is vastly superior to mainstream media bullshit. Independent journalist Evan Lips noticed something from Dugan Arnett’s story today.

Might be a little confusing so allow me to explain.

First, this is what Globe columnist Nestor Ramos had to say about the Patriots two years ago.

He writes for the local newspaper, but he doesn’t like the local football team unless they they sign a washed up quarterback whose politics Nestor agrees with. He’s the same guy who after Red Aurbach died accused him of integrating the Celtics, but only because he wanted to win, not because he was a good person.

Well Nestor Ramos recently wrote a story about how rich people who buy fancy sports cars are all douchebags who park in handicapped spots. To prove his point he interviewed a guy named Andrew Kubitschek, who was riding his bike home when he spotted a Lambo parked in a handicapped spot.

That never happened. Ya know how I know that? Because Dugan Arnett interviewed that same guy – Andrew Kubitschek – two years earlier in his Patriots story.

This was an amazing find by Evan Lips. These Globe people must keep a list of 5 people they can call up for quotes to reinforce their narratives, and act as if their opinions are representative of the collective group.

Need a quote from someone who thinks rich people suck? Call up Andrew Kubitschek. He was there.

Need someone who thinks that no one cares about the Patriots anymore? Call Andrew Kubitschek. He was there.

But you gotta give the Globe some credit. Unlike the Kevin Cullen stories, in which names are completely made up, Andrew Kubitschek is indeed a real person, and he is a Vikings fan. But he appears to be Dugan Arnett’s age, and recently graduated from the University of Wisconsin.

I’m sure Dugan totally is not friends with Andrew.

Totally.

And any time the Globe wants to prove that Trump is evil, no one likes the Patriots, and rich people suck, they call up Andrew and he gives them what they want.

This is why you read Turtleboy. Because the mainstream media employs talentless hacks like Nestor Ramos, Kevin Cullen, and Dugan Arnett, who write stories with plotlines that John Henry already wrote for them.

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40 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    February 1, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Just another leftist pickle-polisher

  • Jim
    February 1, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Dugie’s apparently from the great state of Misery so maybe the “journalist” still a Ram’s fan

  • CrispyC
    February 1, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    This shit happens way more than you think. I caught the Globe’s Nik DeCosta-Klipa ripping off a Joe Battenfeld Herald story one time and no one batted an eye.

    Anyway, John Henry is a creep, fuck him and his gold digger wife Linda Pizzutti. And fuck Bob Murchison and his too afraid to be gay daughter turned trannie Gaybe while we are at it.

  • Randall Guy
    February 1, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    Yeah shoddy journalism.
    A better way is scanning FB and Go Fund Me seeking people to make fun of.

  • Kevin Cullen
    February 1, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    I can’t stand lazy journalism.

    • Mike Barnicle
      February 1, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      Neither can I.

  • Former Ink Stained Wretch
    February 1, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Way back in the stone age, when I was in journalism “school,” this was actually a class. No shit. The premise of the class? “Hey, aspiring journalists, you can create a story like this – think up a premise, then scour the Internet for data that supports your premise.” Of course, the brilliant journalism “professors” never heard of the phrase “correlation does not equal causation.”

    Most modern-day journalists at the bigs are the laziest people on the planet, and that’s why we’re inundated with stories about “what happened today on Twitter” and such. My God, what a terrible profession journalism has become.

  • Dookie Barnett
    February 1, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Looks like the kind of guy who has absolutely no mechanical aptitude whatsoever and sits down to urinate.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    February 1, 2019 at 10:25 am

    Soiled not spoiled buttmunching soy boy is the globes idea of a sports writer?

  • Pumpsie Green
    February 1, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Dear John:
    So you want to change the name of Yawkey Way to erase the ghosts of racist Red Sox past. But you’ll keep the rat infested shithole called Fenway Park, despite the racist hauntings echocing in the corridors. Sox tickets are the most expensive in MLB, including parking and your shitty food and beer. Black and brown people can’t afford them. No matter your pink hat wearing yuppies will fill the seats. Fucking phony…

    • KKKommenter
      February 1, 2019 at 9:25 am

      Changing it to Jersey St. shows how idiotic they are. You go form naming it for a racist to a guy that actually was in the slave trade. Great upgrade!

  • Whinycunt
    February 1, 2019 at 7:55 am

    John Henry will be dead soon. That old cranky fuck can’t last that long. Trophy wife will want out soon. Although I met almost 10 yrs ago so THAT wife may already be replaced. Lol.

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    February 1, 2019 at 7:12 am

    What do someone’s politics have to do with enjoying a sports team? I love the Beatles. I know Paul McCartney is a lib squid, big deal. I love the Red Sox, John Henry is a GREAT owner, you can’t deny that. But he’s a liberal squid. Separate the 2.

    Was on Twitter the other day goofing off with my brother tweeting back and forth. Of course, some complete stranger replies and throws is 2 cents in. We didn’t ask you to participate, GTFO

  • Just A Thought
    February 1, 2019 at 4:46 am

    Call them the Worcester Wetbacks…

  • Should be bigger
    February 1, 2019 at 12:04 am

    Keep this story at the top of the site for a few days TB, otherwise it’ll get lost in the weekend/Monday news shuffle. Crazy a “real” newspaper would pay such an outright, no hiding it, amateur.

    Credit to the Twitter fella that found the repeat “fan” quotes. Imagine being so lazy and driven by a “trump=bad”; “rich=bad”; “hate crimes everywhere!” type of narrative you are willing to throw away your career to help the cause?

  • Alex reimer the filthy screamer and dainty creamer.
    January 31, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    I’m wicked good friends with this guy and neeko poopycockholster of Salem state.

  • The Common Man
    January 31, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    If you look up “fake news” in the dictionary, you see a picture of Dugan

  • Henry
    January 31, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    I knew “Lazy Eye” Dugan in college. He knew that I wasn’t into guys but he would always ask me if he could come over to “study”…… we weren’t in any of the same classes. I finally told him to stay away from me after he grabbed my crotch and said he would do anything to be my bottom boy. His lazy eye freaked everyone out too. What a loser.

  • Dugan Arnett’s Hanging At The Playground Again
    January 31, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Hi little Timmy !! I really liked your funny tweet about how Mr Goldfarb’s gym class is soo lame and how much you like the cafeteria’s chicken nuggets !! I’d love to interview you in my mom’s rumpus room after school today and I’ll have Cheez-its and Pepsi !! I’ll even let you see my Paw Patrol underwear !!

  • Manny Ortez
    January 31, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    JFC Unc. You knocked this one out of the park!

  • Go Back to Your Frat Newspaper Dugan
    January 31, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    Fuck John Henry, the Globe and what he’s trying to turn the Red Sox into. This kid is a shit writer as are all the othe Globe douchebags Go Pats. Go Trump and go America.

  • TheBigOldDog
    January 31, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    My advice to Cuck boy: Learn to code.

    • z
      January 31, 2019 at 9:26 pm

      Good thing this isn’t Twitter mister. You’d be banned for hate speech.
      This ass clown is phoning it in every day.

      I doubt he has the chops to code.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        February 1, 2019 at 11:43 am

        True. If you can’t think logically and break things down into single pieces (analogous to facts) you’ll never be worth a shit writing code. How many journalists today have those traits? LOL

  • GITMO Tribunals Have Started
    January 31, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    This beta cuck ‘reporter’ is another jerk off commie puke with zero talent and will be cleaning cum off couches at 40 while whining he still has student loans

    I’m sure pizz married the ghost creep liberal retard for love lol.  I don’t give a dime to him…tickets nesn etc

    The globe is not worth wiping my ass with…FAKE NEWS

    MAGA

  • Y
    January 31, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    I’d disown my parents if they dressed up for Halloween, never mind dressing up as the “blue wave.”
    It’s no wonder why their son is a total soy-boy, beta cuck!

  • z
    January 31, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    If nothing else Uncle TB has permanently etched Dugans “Mad skillz” into the internet. Maybe someday when the Globe goes toes up and he’s hitting the streets an internet search will show his Twiitter skills. And the person reading the resume will find it and say “Nope, not for us.”

    Who said you couldn’t write for a big city paper via Mad Libs.

  • stupid
    January 31, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    I came across your funny tweet, oh wait no i diddnt cause your banned

  • Just a Masshole
    January 31, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    Dr. Creepy had john Kerry and Mike Barnicle in the VIP box for the final game of the World Series. That tells you all you need to know. Remember when John Kerry was praising “Manny Ortez” whoever the fuck that is. My family has an easy time getting presents for me. Anything with a Pat Patriot or flying Elvis on it is good to go. They asked me about the Red Sox World Series swag. I said hell no!

  • mike
    January 31, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    That beer pong party picture is probably the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. The college kid thing is cringe as fuck.

    The “funny tweet” thing is cringe as fuck.

    The ‘blue wave’ Halloween thing is fucking embarrassing. Holy shit.

    But the worst thing I ever see (and I see it often), is thinking that middle class people deserve a Lambo. I don’t want a fucking Lambo, and I don’t care if someone has enough money to get one.

    I get along just fine without some soyboy like NESTER (LOL) telling me how upset I should be.

  • JoeMomma
    January 31, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    The Patriots and Trump…a winning combination.

  • The Skipper
    January 31, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    I said it before and I’ll say it again, if you want to cause a little disruption to John fuckin douchebag Henry, stop buying the globe, stop buying Sox tickets and merchandise and cancel nesn. I did all that after the Kirk thing broke. Add to my list no more WEEI and finally I dumped barstool too. Talk with dollars and clicks, or lack there of. Enough people do it and maybe he’ll take notice. If he doesn’t, oh well. The globe is joke and that alleged journalist…….think what the left wanted to do to the Covington kids

    • mike
      January 31, 2019 at 6:16 pm

      According to the left, the Convington kids still have time to be aborted.

    • Ex Stoolie
      January 31, 2019 at 6:37 pm

      If you google barstoolsport and google analytics you will see that all their metrics have been in free fall since last summer with their illiterate bloggers and ugly stupid women “personalities” and lefty negative blogs about Trump. Like shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich. Liz Gonzalez from Asswipe, Texas is a Green Bay Packers and Yankees fan? Sounds like my five year old who knows nothing about sports. So now that their advertising dollars are plummeting they make it a premium site to try to stem the bleeding? Fuck no. Just no.

    • The Common Man
      January 31, 2019 at 10:55 pm

      Agreed, I’ll never spend another dime on the Red Sox, the globe or weei. Don’t stop there though, make sure to trash the redsox, and Henry to all your friends and relatives. Let them know how John Henry and his hooker wife hate mentally ill people. What a disgrace.

  • the gangster life chose me
    January 31, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Stewart Smally lives.

  • Mediocrity
    January 31, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Dude looks like SNL’s Stuart Smalley (Daily Affirmations)
    LMAO!
    Putz

  • Mike Hunt
    January 31, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    John Henry is a fucking squid.

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