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Johnston BFFL Mother-Daughter Duo Share Viral Facebook Post About Finding Maggots In Chinese Food That Looks A Lot Like The Rice The Food Is Covered In

 

This is Jennifer Pelletier and her grown crotch fruit Talia from Johnston, RI.

If you refer to your daughter as “my best friend,” the odds of appearing on Turtleboy significantly increase. Just ask Jennifer Poor.

The two of them ordered out some Chinese food yesterday that they’re claiming came with a side of maggots.

The Facebook post has hundreds of comments and over 1,700 shares, so let’s take a look at the evidence.

Is this a maggot?

Hard to tell. But you’ll notice that the beef is surrounded by and covered in rice, and the alleged maggot happens to be the same size and shape as the rice. It’s also a maggot with a strong will to survive since it survived the deep frier.

Either way, you can’t tell just by looking at those pictures if it’s a maggot, nor do we have any way of knowing if it came like that. A normal person sees that and asks questions. Let’s see how the mob reacted to it.

It obviously must be a sneak attack by the Red Chinese. Don’t tell AOC.

Hardo!!! This is NOT the guy you wanna fuck with by accidentally putting a rice looking maggot in his food.

He will choke a bitch if necessary.

Then a witness showed up, and it didn’t work out the way the maggot whisperer planned.

Did she speak to management about it?

No, but she did post about it on Facebook and will be filing a complaint with the board of health. That counts, right?

I dunno, she seems pretty trustworthy. It’s not like she’s ever been brought to small claims court by a hospital and forced to pay a judgment of over $1,600.

Or been brought to small claims by Capital One Bank.

Twice.

Or been brought to court by the Department of Environmental Management.

Or been forced to pay $718.30 to a credit card debt collecting agency.

Or been brought to eviction court for not paying rent.

Or been charged with violation of a protection order and cyberstalking, not shown up on court dates, and then had bench warrants issued against her.

 

No, no, no. She would never lie about anything like this. Plus, she hid in her home from a virus, as can be seen by her Facebook filter.

She’s a God damn American hero, and the Red Chinese won’t stop trying to kill her!

 

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57 Comment(s)
  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    April 24, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    I’m Cason Scum so yes, WOULD and WOULD, both of em and at the same time if possible. I have no integrity or standards that why my last name is Scum.

  • Shenanigans, motherfukkin shenanigans
    April 22, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    Mom? Would. Full trifucta.
    Are those larvae? Yes.
    Are they cooked to a crisp from being either in the rice or in the heated drawer the beef is kept in if it’s batch cooked? No.
    If they were well done, Mum n offspring would probably never have noticed.
    I do hereby declare a state of shenanigans does exist.

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 23, 2020 at 3:37 am

      rice spiced with Mom’s lice?

    • Captain O'Hagan
      April 23, 2020 at 9:33 am

      I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, ” Shenanigans.”

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 22, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    who knew that eating maggots could pack on the pounds, but i bet that young woman and her friend (formerly called parent) saved the leftovers so they could have mini-moths later.

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 22, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Fluffing with a fork: Great for making rice, terrible for making porn.

  • Eric Wunschel
    Justsomeass
    April 22, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Looks like a maggot to me. I know of a gigantic pile of gender confusion in Worcester who would eat it.

    • Jackpass
      April 23, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      Looks like a maggot to me…

  • Pork Fried Rice (said in chinese accent while squinting eyes)
    April 22, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    I bet this is the last time mom will let daughter pick up food.

  • I know a maggot when I see one
    April 22, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Sorry but those are definitely maggots. No reason to call in the troops or attain a lawyer though, just don’t eat there

  • Ron Jeremy's Son
    April 22, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Those do look like maggots. I thought no one was eating in Chinese restaurants nowadays due to the China Corona hysteria.

    The mom is/was decent looking and is probably good on the springs. She’s from Johnston, RI though so a condom is a necessity.

  • 100% non-kike
    April 22, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    She’s not jewish I trust her.

  • Liawatha
    April 22, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    This is what my colleague Nancy Pelosi was talking about. The evil Donald Trump is mass murdering innocent Chinese and Asian people Just Because of him. We MUST STOP HIM and NOW!!!
    What’s that?? Believe all Women? Well it MUST have happened then.
    Oh fuck, just let me know when it’s all over…

  • Judge dread
    April 22, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    If they wear ricer hats isn’t that cultural appropriation?

  • VP Spirio T Cheney
    April 22, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Give them something they’re used to… White phosphorus and napalm and agent orange.

    Oh wait that’s the Vietnamese. The Chinese took care of them selves with Mao killing 65 million conservatively but the USA gets called out for killing 3 million NVA/VC?

    I’m gonna go hunting and shoot my friend in the face.

  • Captain Trips
    Health Department
    April 22, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    Wait a minute – you’re willing to eat this shit food but you’re worried about larvae.

    By the looks of it you both suck most likely unwashed dicks and swallow the cum of dudes you barely know and you’re worried about larvae.

    I don’t get it.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 22, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Look a lot like indian meal moth larvae. Rice isn’t usually ribbed like that. On the plus side, they are edible!

    • Garth Algar
      April 22, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      Ribbed…for her pleasure.

      EW.

      • Captain Trips
        Wayne
        April 22, 2020 at 4:13 pm

        Like Garth….ah huah!

  • Maggots R Us
    April 22, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    This is the new variant of the common maggot. It is the cooked meat maggot.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    April 22, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Personally, I’d rather find a maggot on my meat instead of a faggot on my meat!!

    • Captain Trips
      Steely Dan
      April 22, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      I’m with you Dr. Wu!

  • randiguy2006
    Nice
    April 22, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Top notch content.

  • Captain Trips
    Chinese Food is Death on a Plate
    April 22, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    The daughter has a door knocker in her nose. That means there is a 100% chance that she is:

    A) A lesbian

    or

    B) Promiscuous.

  • Jason Patric
    April 22, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    The maggot lo mein is not bad

    • Captain Trips
      Eat Some Insects
      April 22, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Gives it a little crunch. And maggot protein is top notch!

  • Mr. Wong
    April 22, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    must be a slow news day. Those definitely look like maggots, like 100% #thefuckouttahere

  • Rockets Redglare
    April 22, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Plenty people have been sued (and lost) for posting shit like this. Worse thing the restaurant can do is nothing….

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    April 22, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Something tells me she stuck her fingers in her dumpster pussy and put those maggots on her food.
    if she dropped 80lbs she would be a great casting to a new snuff film! The daughter has a door knocker in her nose too. Only whores have door knockers in their nose. Ask me how I know.

    • Shoresy
      April 22, 2020 at 2:22 pm

      Because your mother is a whore. Give your balls a tug, tit fucker.

      • Your ugly mother who aged like curdled milk and raised you a beta soi simp
        April 22, 2020 at 2:32 pm

        Dont confuse your slut slam pig cunt mother with my mother.
        My mother loved me and well your mother didnt love you. If she did she would have taught you all about wahhman and their nature.
        Just because you were raised to believe all wahhman by your single mommy does not mean that others are as fucking dumb as you. Get off my dick your faggot is showing, bitch!

        • Shoresy
          April 22, 2020 at 2:49 pm

          Your mom ugly cried last night because she left the lens cap on the camera while we were making a homemade gang bang video. It was disgraceful.

        • Oedipus
          April 22, 2020 at 3:08 pm

          Hey man, wanna hang out and compare notes?

    • MGTORETTS SISTER
      April 23, 2020 at 1:17 am

      I told you to quit hiding my teeth in the freezah!!! One more time and I’m tellin Ma and I’m not takin you to Walmaaat tomorrow either!!! And stay outta my room too. Bastid.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 22, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Those are definitely maggots and chinks are fucking disgusting. That rice was probably cooked 3 weeks ago and stored in a cabinet in the bathroom.

    • Honky Tormentor
      April 22, 2020 at 11:17 pm

      And you prob still eat it on New Year’s Eve.

  • 10000 Ways To Die
    April 22, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Jennifers clear and present danger is her waistline not maggots.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    April 22, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    too bad, mom is not bad looking, I mean compared to most of the scum buckets I see on here

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      April 22, 2020 at 2:24 pm

      You’re a fucking simp. Moms good looking blah blah blah dude shes wearing tons of make up and she definitely waddles. Take a 720 psi pressure washer to her face and get all the cake off then tell us how good looking you think she is. Do you have no dignity or self respect or are you just that fucking blind? Get it together simpy its pussy appeasing beta males like you who are the reason why every wahhman in society is a harlet! She has absolutely no sexual market place value has hit the wall quite a few times and would use you over and over then spit you out for the next beta male simp. You would either be stupid enough to beg for more torture or you would sit there and cry after asking your self what happened blind as blind could be.

      • Osiris
        April 22, 2020 at 2:53 pm

        The daughter has some nice breasts.
        And that ain’t simpin!

      • Oedipus
        April 22, 2020 at 3:10 pm

        MGTOW, my mom has full c-cups and pink nips. How ‘bout yours?

      • Shoresy
        April 22, 2020 at 4:15 pm

        I made your mum so wet, Trudeau deployed a 24-hour infantry unit to stack sand bags around my bed.

      • whatevuh
        whatevuh
        April 22, 2020 at 8:54 pm

        you missed this part, douchebag: ” I mean compared to most of the scum buckets I see on here”

  • hartf811
    Ho Phat Ass
    April 22, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    Mother and daughter look like pigs in the wet market.

  • Walter "Even the hookers are gone" Bird
    April 22, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    Mom and daughter need to let me lick their clits now. Gonna turn into maggots when they die anyway.

  • Slanted WorldView
    April 22, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Maggot gooks invented corona virus in a Wuhan lab.

  • Funk Master Trader Dailey Update
    April 22, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    401ks dropping as US dollar is eroded to to government printing press.

    • whatevuh
      wtf-over?
      April 22, 2020 at 1:39 pm

      stay on topic, go rant somewhere else

      • Compelling News Please
        April 22, 2020 at 1:42 pm

        Lick my balls bitch.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      April 22, 2020 at 2:39 pm

      Dow is currently up 500 points there, Wolf of Wuhan

      • 2 More Stimulus Packages to Go
        April 22, 2020 at 11:17 pm

        Government spending on credit just like a filthy spic.

  • Dr. Cardiac
    April 22, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Big bitches for life until the heart stops. Keep devouring food bitches.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    April 22, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    I love the zipperheads telling her to get a lawyer (esp the one with a dog face filter). Boy what a court case that would be!

  • I see the future, and it's all ratchet
    April 22, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    They should have ordered the Suc Sum Tit instead, it’s maggot free. BTW, would do them both at once

  • Rhode Island...
    April 22, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    …the Mississippi of New England.

  • Red Ginger
    April 22, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    You pay 2 dollar for extra protein

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 22, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Yeah… Those 2 seem totally legit. It resembles the rice, yet I can’t help but wonder if they took the maggots out of their own house and placed it on the food themselves?

    But what is up with the Bro brothers in the comments, bro? LOL

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