This morning we published a blog about Jordan Berg-Powers. He’s a local hippie whose mother in-law lived in a house where her two adult children were downloading child pornography and were arrested. Because we’re into proof around here, we provided the link that proved this.

He also claimed that Turtleboy Sports published an article that called his daughter a “white piece of shit.” Obviously this never happened, but it didn’t stop him from posting that AND posting a picture of his two year old daughter along with it. Because using your daughter as a political prop in your ongoing feud with a local blogger qualifies as good parenting with the hippies.

Now, if we really did publish it, we told him we would take the blog down completely. No more Turtleboy Sports. I know that THIS blogger didn’t write anything like that, and quite frankly we don’t want anything to do with someone who would say that about a two year old. So we asked Jordan Berg-Powers to provide some sort of proof:

And we stand by that. So ALL he had to do was simply show us where we called his daughter a “white piece of shit.” This is what we got instead:

Yea, he definitely has “enough for proof.” Because providing nothing at all is rock solid proof. I mean, the “It was there but then you took it down before I got to screen shot it” defense has virtually no weaknesses. LOL.

Don’t you love their logic though? It can’t possibly fail. All you have to do is say Turtleboy said something, and then claim that he took it down, and it’s automatically true. For instance, did you hear about Turtleboy Sports recent blog about their latest cross burning? Well, Jordan would love to show you that blog, but that meddling Turtleboy took it down already!!!

So look, we really wanna leave this guy alone, because he’s starting a fight he can’t win. But he just won’t let it go. This guy is obviously a shitty parent. I mean, what kind of person posts a picture of his daughter on the Internet and brings her into his pissing match? What kind of father makes up a lie like that? The little girl didn’t do anything wrong. She didn’t ask to be brought into this. But he did it anyway, because he’s selfish, it’s all about him, and there is nothing the hippies won’t do to try to win a pissing match.

Now that he’s cornered he’s going with the new thing that Gordon Davis invented – blame Turtleboy for the Charleston massacre:

A turtle rider messaged us today and asked us how much we were paying these people to write shit like this. I mean, it’s just so unbelievable that people actually give us this material. It would make perfect sense if we were tossing these people a bone so they give us something to write about.

But it’s all too real. This MORON actually said, “Everyone knows how this is going to end, another Charleston will be inspired by all this hate speech.”

Ya got that? They’ve got NOTHING to point to about Turtleboy Sports. Every single allegation has been a lie and they’ve been called out on it. They’ve run out of cards to play, so now they’re playing the joker. All they’ve got left are imaginary hypothetical situations where some Turtle rider loses his shit and shoots hippies. That’s what they’re clinging to.

He’s also blaming US for “attacks” on his daughter:

Newsflash – the only person who has ever mentioned your poor daughter is you. That’s it. You put her picture up. You made up things about her. You cared so little about her that you used her in a failed attempt to win an argument. But please, play the victim a little more. It’s what you do best.

But of course we all know that this has not happened and will never happen. Obviously. Because people who read Turtleboy are killing 15 minutes of their day while they take their morning dumps. After they read it they move on with their lives.

Our revolution will not be with a gun, it will be with a ballot in November. Jordan Berg-Powers and crew realize that their gravy train is coming to an end, and they’re getting desperate. They’ve reverted to demagoguery. They know that Cara won’t be able to make money off of diversity trainings that we don’t need. They know that their illegal protests will continue to result in prosecutions. They’re fucked. So their only move is to yell CHARLESTON and hope it sticks. But we all know it won’t.

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