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Jordan Berg-Powers Admits He Made Up Story About Daughter, Blames Turtleboy For Charleston Shooting Instead



This morning we published a blog about Jordan Berg-Powers. He’s a local hippie whose mother in-law lived in a house where her two adult children were downloading child pornography and were arrested. Because we’re into proof around here, we provided the link that proved this.

He also claimed that Turtleboy Sports published an article that called his daughter a “white piece of shit.” Obviously this never happened, but it didn’t stop him from posting that AND posting a picture of his two year old daughter along with it. Because using your daughter as a political prop in your ongoing feud with a local blogger qualifies as good parenting with the hippies.

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Now, if we really did publish it, we told him we would take the blog down completely. No more Turtleboy Sports. I know that THIS blogger didn’t write anything like that, and quite frankly we don’t want anything to do with someone who would say that about a two year old. So we asked Jordan Berg-Powers to provide some sort of proof:

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And we stand by that. So ALL he had to do was simply show us where we called his daughter a “white piece of shit.” This is what we got instead:

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Yea, he definitely has “enough for proof.” Because providing nothing at all is rock solid proof. I mean, the “It was there but then you took it down before I got to screen shot it” defense has virtually no weaknesses. LOL.

Don’t you love their logic though? It can’t possibly fail. All you have to do is say Turtleboy said something, and then claim that he took it down, and it’s automatically true. For instance, did you hear about Turtleboy Sports recent blog about their latest cross burning? Well, Jordan would love to show you that blog, but that meddling Turtleboy took it down already!!!

So look, we really wanna leave this guy alone, because he’s starting a fight he can’t win. But he just won’t let it go. This guy is obviously a shitty parent. I mean, what kind of person posts a picture of his daughter on the Internet and brings her into his pissing match? What kind of father makes up a lie like that? The little girl didn’t do anything wrong. She didn’t ask to be brought into this. But he did it anyway, because he’s selfish, it’s all about him, and there is nothing the hippies won’t do to try to win a pissing match.

Now that he’s cornered he’s going with the new thing that Gordon Davis invented – blame Turtleboy for the Charleston massacre:

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A turtle rider messaged us today and asked us how much we were paying these people to write shit like this. I mean, it’s just so unbelievable that people actually give us this material. It would make perfect sense if we were tossing these people a bone so they give us something to write about.

But it’s all too real. This MORON actually said, “Everyone knows how this is going to end, another Charleston will be inspired by all this hate speech.”

Ya got that? They’ve got NOTHING to point to about Turtleboy Sports. Every single allegation has been a lie and they’ve been called out on it. They’ve run out of cards to play, so now they’re playing the joker. All they’ve got left are imaginary hypothetical situations where some Turtle rider loses his shit and shoots hippies. That’s what they’re clinging to.

He’s also blaming US for “attacks” on his daughter:

Screen Shot 2015-07-01 at 10.54.35 PMNewsflash – the only person who has ever mentioned your poor daughter is you. That’s it. You put her picture up. You made up things about her. You cared so little about her that you used her in a failed attempt to win an argument. But please, play the victim a little more. It’s what you do best.

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But of course we all know that this has not happened and will never happen. Obviously. Because people who read Turtleboy are killing 15 minutes of their day while they take their morning dumps. After they read it they move on with their lives.

Our revolution will not be with a gun, it will be with a ballot in November. Jordan Berg-Powers and crew realize that their gravy train is coming to an end, and they’re getting desperate. They’ve reverted to demagoguery. They know that Cara won’t be able to make money off of diversity trainings that we don’t need. They know that their illegal protests will continue to result in prosecutions. They’re fucked. So their only move is to yell CHARLESTON and hope it sticks. But we all know it won’t.

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17 Comment(s)
  • Unreal
    July 2, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    That whole berg powers family are a bunch of nasty fucks! Just look at them, and then add the hoarding of child pornography?!?! This is what our local govt aligns themselves with?!?! All those sick fucks belong on a desert island where they can’t scare or harm anyone ever again!!!

  • Shady Sadie
    July 2, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    This a$$ clown should be ashamed of himself bringing his innocent 2 year old child into his crazy world of spreading lies and completely disturbing public rants. Maybe he should spend a little time with his child instead of going on a witch hunt to try and stop a local blog from making community issues transparent to the hardworking people of central MA. I can’t imagine how one could sleep at night knowing he LIED publicly – for what? What was he trying to gain (pardon the weight pun!). I feel sorry for this little girl, if he will stoop this low to gain recognition and credibility, what else is he going to do in the future? He needs to be a real man and apologize to the TB community and his family NOW and maybe he can regain an ounce of respect from the people in his life who know him & care for this poor girl thrown into her dad’s battles.

  • Tonyf
    July 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm

    Hahaha ” basque”

  • Adam
    July 2, 2015 at 10:47 am

    When you are in the public eye / campaigning / in office, there isn’t much that should be off limits. Except children. What a piece of filth this man is. One day this poor little girl is going to be old enough to google her parents’ names and she will find out her father used her for some kind of failed plea for sympathy. It is a sad day when a child discovers their father sold them out.

  • GoneWest
    July 2, 2015 at 9:31 am

    He’s sitting in every pitcure. Is feminism the only thing this guys stands up for?

    • Wabbitt
      July 2, 2015 at 1:49 pm

      You win the internet, sir.

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    July 2, 2015 at 8:18 am

    That first picture is reeeal heavy, TB!.. No seriously, there’s about a half ton of combined weight.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    July 2, 2015 at 7:28 am

    ……’everyone who knows me knows how nice a person I am.’

    Dude, your dragging your 2 year old, autistic daughter into your battle. You should be shielding this innocent child from any potential exploitation…..NOT EXPOSING HER TO IT. Jordan Berg is just like the rest of the Circlejerk members……wait a minute, this ass clown could be worse than any of them, including my son!!

    Jordan, you are a disgusting individual for doing what you’ve done……you are the new face of the Circlejerk Revolution….good luck with that.

  • take me to the voting booth
    July 2, 2015 at 6:56 am

    Thank goodness there’s only one more foolish DOJ meeting left. In the middle of summer no one will show up unless Dr. Boone is manning the grill. I hope Old Balls has attended every one of these farcical meetings- after all, he and his Circlejerkers started the old ball rolling. Where’s Clive been lately? Did the new owners of the T&G finally tell him to find a new topic or look for a job elsewhere?

  • Frogshit
    July 2, 2015 at 6:46 am

    This guy is comical! The hippies are running out of shit to grasp. Charleston? If this guy only knew the Southern culture….

  • yup
    July 2, 2015 at 6:43 am

    yeah I would say that the racists in this city say some pretty fucked up, divisive shit. Like you know, Nathan Pickens and the Circle Jerk. You idiots really have nothing to do, no goals for the group? aims? nothing but anti TB memes and posts. stfu move on and go do something, we all want equality.

  • notprejudiceihateeverybody
    July 2, 2015 at 6:10 am

    After seeing that picture I think we know why the hippie boycott of Smokestack failed!

  • Wabbitt
    July 2, 2015 at 5:56 am

    So now Turtleboy is calling his daughter names and making phone calls to his boss?

    Does this beached whale think that TB’s life revolves around him?

    Sorry Tons-of-Fun, the only things revolving around you are whatever gets caught in your gravitational pull.

  • WTF.. Worcester
    July 2, 2015 at 5:24 am

    Blackjew is his twitter name?! Black jew?! Now that is racist, I am offended, as someone of Jewish ancestry! Where is the DOJ?! Oh, wait… I don’t have time to be offended, I have white privilege and have to go to work.. because I have white privilege. Black jew is an oxymoron..

  • July 2, 2015 at 3:20 am

    When truth doesn’t work, pull the race-card. When the race-card doesn’t work – lie. What a coward this clown is!

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