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Judge Booty Being Indicted By US Attorney For Helping Drug Dealing Illegal Immigrant Go Full Free Muh Boi And Maura Healey Crying About It Is The Greatest Justice Ever


A Charlie Baker appointed judge was indicted today for conspiring with a defense attorney for a drug dealing, drunk driving illegal immigrant, who let him escape out a back door to avoid ICE. Read my take on it on our new website for non-fupasloth content by clicking here




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43 Comment(s)
  • Judge Fudge
    April 26, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    There once was a whore judge named Shelly
    Whose ass was amazingly smelly
    The cum dripped down on the floor
    And ran out the back door
    Before ICE could bust that rotten muthafuckin’ felly…

  • Jack
    April 26, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    No surprise the Feds have to come in to prosecute. Reminding when they went after the state police here. Typical Mass., look the other way syndrome. This is what taxpayers receive here by their state officials, pitiful..

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 26, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    And Maura Healey – don’t get me started.

    There are enough idiots voting in MA that both her and Lizzie Warren were reelected. I lost all faith in the average MA voter after that.

    • Arch Stanton
      Al Swearingen
      April 26, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      Yeah, “Hold it” Healey wouldn’t do shit unless the defendant was a straight, white male with a MAGA hat.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 26, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    She’ll never go to jail. Please…a lib AND a judge? Won’t happen. Another Jussie Smollett.

    Judge’s should NOT have the right to order courthouse recordings to be shut off. Ever.

  • Angie Guerrera
    April 26, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Wait was that the judge who swept away my OUI? I would so fuck her in a swingers party! Hopefully the don’t drug test me on the state police soon … I’ll test positive for cocaine and herpes!

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    April 26, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    From the Courthouse,
    to the Outhouse,
    to the Bighouse!

  • Said Everyone
    April 26, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Judges and elected officials in this state have been making a mockery of our criminal justice system. About fucking time this happens. Can we impeach Healey? She is a disgrace and has done nothing but push her liberal agenda. She is not on the side of justice and law enforcement at all

  • Dr. diddler
    April 26, 2019 at 11:32 am

    This reminds me of the case of a Dartmouth doctor that’s accused of coercing a 14-year-old with drugs and alcohol to have sex with him and possession of child pornography gets his bail reduced from 75,000 to 15,000 in a attleboro District Court but a person caught with any significant amount of drugs will be held until there next court date. Where is the equality in this. It’s time these scumbags fucks are held accountable and I say we castrate all pedophiles

    • Inquiring Minds
      April 26, 2019 at 1:16 pm

      So how much drugs did they catch you with?

  • Frank
    April 26, 2019 at 11:27 am

    When you hear the story of the judge assisting in getting the alien out of the courtroom you think how great it would be if she had to suffer consequences for her actions, now thanks to our commander in chief these elitist cunts are being held accountable MAGA 2020

    • Magical Thinking
      April 26, 2019 at 11:57 am

      Would be poetic justice if a pack of third world animals ran a train on her azz.

  • MILFmanJack
    April 26, 2019 at 11:18 am

    SO would…

  • Import Third World Become Third World
    April 26, 2019 at 11:02 am

    And you thought Planet Of The Apes was just a movie.

  • IDK
    April 26, 2019 at 10:57 am

    A chink in the armor. If Trump didn’t win, that US attorneys job would’ve gone to that hack lawyer from Newton, and the status quo would’ve continued. Thank god.
    The good guys are finally starting to take back this country from the evil, corrupt, elite, liberal scum

    • Idiot Fucker
      April 26, 2019 at 11:08 am

      The guy, Andrew Lelling, also is prosecuting the Hollywood bribe fakers, the state police, and is regularly seen on American Greed as he prosecutes myriads of scam artists. I wonder what all the other US Attorneys are up to as this guy hits for the cycle.

  • Maura Healy
    April 26, 2019 at 10:20 am

    fee fi fo fum putting your own citizens before illegals is dumb.

  • Liberal lunatic
    April 26, 2019 at 10:14 am

    No Justice no peace liberal lunatic judges must to be impeached

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    April 26, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Is “cock lips” charged with a penal offense?

    Asking for a friend.

  • Me
    April 26, 2019 at 10:09 am


  • Barry
    April 26, 2019 at 10:03 am

    I’ll believe it when she’s prosecuted and disbarred and both she and the court officer are reunited with their mutual acquaintances.

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    April 26, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Here cums the Judge, lock her up.

  • 5 inch cock
    April 26, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Shelley Joseph is a traitor
    a serial masturbator
    Maura Healy has never had a bun in her basket
    she collects strapons and says they’re Fantastic
    Charlie Faker has a son who’s a groper
    he secretly sucks cock and is also a doper

  • Q
    April 26, 2019 at 9:42 am

    It is only the beginning folks, there are going to be many more indictments. Think about what she did and the charges against her; now compare that to all of the other judges and cities who have openly defied federal law regarding their protection of the illegals. Enjoy the show.

  • Frank
    April 26, 2019 at 9:14 am

    It’s absolutely insane that these hacks can pay for a judgeship. Shelly was so proud of herself, she must’ve been so popular at her wine party with her elitist friends. Charlie Baker is the biggest fraud of all.

    • z
      April 26, 2019 at 10:37 am

      The shitheads on the Governors Council also have a hand in this.

      Baker definitely has a lot of this crap on this hands but most Govs from most states don’t know these people that they pick. They (he and the G.C.) get a whisper from somebody that somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody wants a judgeship. Sure, why not!!!

      It pays off of your friends and can make new friends and in politics everyone needs a friend. I’m guessing there was a dog and pony show after she was sworn in with Baker. A tiny bit of time for some photos and he forgot her name within a day. .

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 26, 2019 at 8:56 am

    1st drunkenly definitely would, 2nd fuck you healy you thin lipped cunt, 3rd fuck you too charlie fakah, 4th how come this defense atty. hasn’t been charged,sanctioned or disbarred yet? and what is this cocksuckers name?

  • Third World ShitHole Here We Come
    April 26, 2019 at 8:53 am

    When the demographics change and whitey is the minority, how civilized do you think society will be. It has gotten so bad that even liberal Cher is contemplating that question has Mexifornia is now 50 percent hispanic.

  • Ayanna Elvis Pressley
    April 26, 2019 at 8:43 am

    My whole family in jail and dey be angry. When I let out my boi dey gonna go cra cra on whitey. Keep voting Dem stoopud whitey.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    April 26, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Felons get to vote and dat is dat. Blacks snd browns get to comitt crime with impunity. If you dont agree you are racist. We taking over dawg. My brothers have been arrested for felonies but society racist. We gonna let all my jiggaz out of jail. Yes yes yall

    • Criminal Culture
      April 26, 2019 at 1:21 pm

      I guess we dont understand your culture! Right?

    • S
      April 26, 2019 at 1:38 pm

      Sounds like a real quote. Affirmative hires can speak ebonics and jive.

  • Stunt Penis
    April 26, 2019 at 8:16 am

    She was a undoubtedly a looker when she was younger, that’s for sure. Age is starting to catch up with her. I’m sure she’ll still be plenty pretty for the other ladies in the federal pen.

  • z
    April 26, 2019 at 8:09 am

    Healey came out with a statement mentioning Unprecedented, overreach an chilling and how this can be taken care of on the state level.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just like the MSP is being taken care of on the state level.

    The MassLive True Believers commentators were out in force with “But, Trump!!!!!” trying to do a clean up.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      April 26, 2019 at 8:35 am

      I love how Healey says the Mass. courts are independent from the federal government. How the hell did she ever pass the bar? Oh wait it’s PASSACHUSETTS!

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        April 26, 2019 at 11:13 am

        The dumb cunt must have forgot that immigration laws are federal laws.

  • jimmiepe
    April 26, 2019 at 8:08 am

    Mad my day…….thanks Donal J Trump ….. drain that swamp !

    • Scott
      April 26, 2019 at 10:44 am

      I’m actually amazed that POTATUS has finally done something useful. I bet Jared is pissed.

  • Maura Healys Strap on
    April 26, 2019 at 6:48 am

    I’ll get a confession out of her !

  • bigdaddy
    Maura Healey
    April 26, 2019 at 6:47 am

    They should have let me handle it I would have given her a real good tongue lashing

  • Last Sane Person Standing
    April 26, 2019 at 6:47 am

    Can they charge her with a crime against Botox? Also when are they going to learn it’s not called the United States of Massachusetts?
    We’re not a sovereign state that has its own immigration laws. That said hope she gets the federal book thrown at her.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 26, 2019 at 6:02 am

    Justice is blind, but it got a peel a corruption and is acting. I would, but I’d feel guilty

  • T.R.
    April 26, 2019 at 4:28 am

    Saw her doing the walk of shame, crying.
    It was a thing of beauty.
    Incidentally, would.

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