Juicin Jeremy Is Out Of Jail And He’s Hitting Up His Ex-Girlfriends And Posting Pics Cutting Up Yayo On Instagram


Guess who’s out of jail?

Yup, it’s Juicin Jeremy Winslow. The douchebag hardo who got his girlfriend killed because he picked a fight with a bunch of bikers, intentionally tried to run one of them over, has a long and documented history of domestic violence towards women, and had a restraining order taken out against him by his deceased girlfriend’s family because he said that he wanted to see her child.

You’d think that now that he’s free after nearly six months of well deserved incarceration he’d keep a low profile. Instead he decided to cut up a bunch of what appears to be cocaine and let someone post it on IG.

Nice to see Juicin Jeremy is the same exact sack of shit he was six months ago. The picture is taken down now, but sadly for him the Internet is forever. I have no idea if he’s on some sort of probation or anything, but clearly he’s learned nothing, he probably thinks he did nothing wrong to get Tanya Hall killed, and he’ll move onto his next victim shortly. His Facebook profile still says that he he’s a personal training director at Equinox.

As a matter of fact multiple sources have reached out to us to tell us that he’s been hitting up women all over the place now that he’s out, including one woman he was cheating on Tanya with who had to send him a no contact notice after he sent her a letter from jail, so we should probably warn them ahead of time to stay far, far away from him.

He’s a selfish, limp-dicked roidhead. Almost everything he says is a lie, but he’s very good at seducing attractive, successful women with his bullshit. He then mooches off of them until they get sick of him, and then he gets abusive. He’s assaulted and demeaned women he’s been in relationships with, and from the looks of that picture he’s back on the yayo and looks like he’s up to his old tricks.









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25 Comment(s)
  • Connor
    September 19, 2019 at 8:31 am

    He’s living in Springfield ma now. He goes on Grindr (gay hookup app) looking for generous men to suck him off
    I have his most recent address

  • Connor Claffey
    September 19, 2019 at 8:27 am

    He’s living in Springfield ma now. He goes on Grindr (gay hookup app) looking for generous men to suck him off
    I have his most recent address

  • Roidretahd
    September 9, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Real genius. Do steroids and lose use of penis in 30s. Die miserable in 40s.

    • Jefe
      September 9, 2019 at 9:55 pm

      TOTally untrue. Have you ever used pharma test and gh in a responsible fashion? I’m guessing not.

    • Kim Wescott
      September 11, 2019 at 8:43 pm

      Hope so.

  • smh
    September 9, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    They freed him that quick??

  • juicebitch
    September 9, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    It is the number of orgasms between a man and a woman that makes true happiness for straight people. It’s the number of orgasms between each other(man or woman) that makes happiness for gay people. People don’t say it but it is just an unspoken law. That number is how everyone measures everybody up when it comes to “how they did.”.

  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 9, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Crazy women. There is so much dick in the world, why waste your time on a loser? Those women in the picture are attractive. If you’re a decent woman who has confidence you pretty much can have almost any dick you want. Sometimes it can even be overwhelming, dicks… everywhere!! It’s like a Thanksgiving spread for some women! It’s like being stuck in a field of corn, but they’re dicks. Just a whole bunch of dicks you have to navigate through. Some of them are average, some you have to peel back to take a gander, some of them are perfect, the rest are molded and abuse women, like this Jersey Shore knockoff.

    Pick wisely ladies.

    • 12 incher
      September 9, 2019 at 3:13 pm

      Everybody is just hating on this guy and he probably fucks like an animal and if you got any game you know, that is it. Sex is number 1 in all things.

      • Crazy Comedienne
        September 9, 2019 at 3:52 pm

        Um, news flash… being a douche who can fuck well only goes over with insecure women, ratchets, broke women, and the uneducated.

        There are many good dicks who are also quite successful, sexy, funny, smart, ect.

        A good dick with an empty brain isn’t a turn on for most successful women. I don’t care how good a man fucks, if you’re an idiot, the well has run dry.

        • lotofloads
          September 9, 2019 at 5:22 pm

          Ok. That is great for a twitter post. Do that. While the rest of us fuck.

          • Crazy Comedienne
            September 9, 2019 at 7:40 pm

            I’m sure you’re very busy! With a name like lotsofloads, there must be tons of dirty sock to stomach clean up. Although, a pro like you should be cupping it in his hand, rookie.

          • pbr
            September 9, 2019 at 9:14 pm

            you are single ringo.

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 9, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    JJ stayed very fit during the stay in the clink




  • randiguy2006
    Yo my man!
    September 9, 2019 at 11:52 am

    Shooters gotta shoot bro.

  • Jeremy Spoke In Class Today
    September 9, 2019 at 11:36 am

    I dont beg people for donations. I take what I consider to be mine. If the womrn want to give it to me, and they do, then its mine because I have earned it. Nothing wrong with that.

    • z
      September 9, 2019 at 11:53 am

      A few years ago I got into it with a phone scammer. I asked the guy why he does it. He actually was very candid, “Stupid people deserve to be taken advantage of. I’m a wolf and people are sheep.”

      • welcum home
        September 9, 2019 at 1:25 pm

        His roid use will kill his sex drive, effectively and officially ending his manhood. He will now turn to harder alcohol and drugs to kill the pain, and he will die a miserable lonely death. This fucking ratass bitch desrves everything he gets narcissistic twatwaffle. STeroids n he is not even a body builder or have even a job. sex drive is manhood. The will to live naturally goes You can not live long without it. That is just science.

  • Now what
    September 9, 2019 at 11:34 am

    He looks like a busted up ‘situation’….although the ‘situation’ also looks busted up. Face like BUTTER! Vomit.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 9, 2019 at 5:05 pm

      He looks like the lovechild of that faggot, the ‘situation’ and Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger. Isnt he just adorable?…/s

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 9, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Anyone know who his parole officer is? The coke pic might be of interest to him/her.

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    September 9, 2019 at 10:58 am

    His eyes are geeked in that “white powdery substance” picture. Narcissists will NEVER CHANGE. This pig won’t ever change. Sharing the shit out of this post!!!!! Did a few months and within what, five days? He’s back out there like he didnt miss a beat. Betcha he only wanted to see his deceased girlfriend’s kid to make it seem like he’s the best dad too. Sick fucks.

    • Truth speaker
      September 10, 2019 at 10:11 am

      Bunch of soap opera nerds got nothing better to do then to follow some retard who calls himself turtleboy ..problbly because his dick is the size of a turtles and sit here bashing someone you dont know maybe he is a douche but your all a bigger douche for even following this turtletard news. Douches come in all shapes and sizes and for all of you to sit here and talk shit you all have the same issues as this jeremy guy does “trying to gain on other peoples pain” your just a different shape and size.. with the same retarded way of thinking
      . Get a life follow real news and comment on shit that actually means something

      • TheCureForHope
        September 11, 2019 at 8:36 pm

        Hi Jeremy,

        Sorry to hurt your feelz….guys like you, Jeremy, destroy women’s lives and think nothing of it. Bleed her dry, and move on to the next one.

        Use all your charm, lies, roid body etc to fool the best of the best – the most successful, the most beautiful, the most likely to fall for your lies and stories, slowly reeling them in until they have fallen for you, hook, line and sinker.

        You are the scum of the earth, Juicin Jeremy, and there is no more important story to be reporting on.

      • Jeremy
        September 28, 2019 at 11:37 am

        I have been waiting for someone to shed light on the retards that have time/energy to follow me as they do. Get a life lol

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