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Have you seen this video of some junior smokeshow from Miami who tries to steal someone else’s Uber ride, kicks the driver in the nuts, gets her ass tossed the ground, and then trashes the dude’s car? It’s pretty wild:
Classy broad right there!! I believe the kids these days would refer to her as a “ratchet ass hoe.”
Now if you were to guess her profession, what would you say? Stripper is probably the most popular guess. Maybe she’s some trust fund babe with a cushy desk job somewhere. Whatever she is, you’d have to assume it’s not something where your reputation outside of work can affect your employment status.
LOL. Yup, she’s a doctor!!! Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon. Well, at least she WAS a doctor. (and she kind of looks like the doctors from my favorite movies). Jackson Health Systems has suspended her since this incident went viral.
Here’s the thing. As much as this woman is obviously a gigantic bitch, it’s kind of not her fault. Society has enabled her because she’s hot. When you’re a hot chick, you can pretty much do whatever you want. You can go nuts on dudes and burn every relationship you’ve ever had to the ground, and all you have to do to get another guy is smile. That’s it. When you’re hot, rules don’t apply to you.
That would be my defense at least. I mean, if Ethan Couch can get away with killing four people because of “Affluenza” she should be able to get away with this because of “Junior Smokeshowfluenza.”
With that being said, I can’t help but feel bad for this woman. Granted she’s probably a terrible person and has most likely been Dr. Regina George her whole life. But even so, she did go to medical school. She probably is up to her ears in debt and worked her ass off to get where she is now. I mean, has anyone ever met an Indian girl who didn’t work her ass off in school? Not to stereotype, but I just can’t imagine seeing an Indian girl in the in-house suspension room. The odds that she was encouraged to be a doctor from the day she was born are just astronomically high.
But it’s all gone now because she’s a terrible drunk and a mean person. The only thing meaner than her is the Internet. Here’s some fun things people are writing on her Healthgrades.com page:
This one was my favorite:
Her Facebook profile on the clinic’s Facebook page has been ravaged:
And the best part is that someone has already set up a parody account, which is basically trolling morons into destroying her some more:
Obviously she didn’t really write this. Obviously. But as we’ve seen, the Internet is filled with stupid people who are incapable of thinking before typing words:
Honestly, I think it’s more embarrassing to be the guy who thought this page was real than to be the drunk girl who savaged an Uber driver.
Either way, chances are this chick had it coming. Chances are she deserves to have some shitty things happen to her life, because chances are this isn’t the first time she’s done something like this. It just happens to be the first time she was featured on a viral Youtube video. Hey Doc, welcome to the 21st century. Now go make me a Big Mac.
P.S. I don’t feel bad for the Uber driver. To me Uber drivers are nothing but scabs.
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