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Junior Smokeshow Who Destroyed Uber Driver’s Car Is A Doctor And The Internet Has Savaged Her Life Online

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Have you seen this video of some junior smokeshow from Miami who tries to steal someone else’s Uber ride, kicks the driver in the nuts, gets her ass tossed the ground, and then trashes the dude’s car? It’s pretty wild:

Classy broad right there!! I believe the kids these days would refer to her as a “ratchet ass hoe.”

Now if you were to guess her profession, what would you say? Stripper is probably the most popular guess. Maybe she’s some trust fund babe with a cushy desk job somewhere. Whatever she is, you’d have to assume it’s not something where your reputation outside of work can affect your employment status.

Let’s see what she does for work:





LOL. Yup, she’s a doctor!!! Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon. Well, at least she WAS a doctor. (and she kind of looks like the doctors from my favorite movies). Jackson Health Systems has suspended her since this incident went viral.


Here’s the thing. As much as this woman is obviously a gigantic bitch, it’s kind of not her fault. Society has enabled her because she’s hot. When you’re a hot chick, you can pretty much do whatever you want. You can go nuts on dudes and burn every relationship you’ve ever had to the ground, and all you have to do to get another guy is smile. That’s it. When you’re hot, rules don’t apply to you.

That would be my defense at least. I mean, if Ethan Couch can get away with killing four people because of “Affluenza” she should be able to get away with this because of “Junior Smokeshowfluenza.”

With that being said, I can’t help but feel bad for this woman. Granted she’s probably a terrible person and has most likely been Dr. Regina George her whole life. But even so, she did go to medical school. She probably is up to her ears in debt and worked her ass off to get where she is now. I mean, has anyone ever met an Indian girl who didn’t work her ass off in school? Not to stereotype, but I just can’t imagine seeing an Indian girl in the in-house suspension room. The odds that she was encouraged to be a doctor from the day she was born are just astronomically high.

But it’s all gone now because she’s a terrible drunk and a mean person. The only thing meaner than her is the Internet. Here’s some fun things people are writing on her Healthgrades.com page


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This one was my favorite:

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Her Facebook profile on the clinic’s Facebook page has been ravaged:

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And the best part is that someone has already set up a parody account, which is basically trolling morons into destroying her some more:

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Obviously she didn’t really write this. Obviously. But as we’ve seen, the Internet is filled with stupid people who are incapable of thinking before typing words:

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Honestly, I think it’s more embarrassing to be the guy who thought this page was real than to be the drunk girl who savaged an Uber driver.

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Either way, chances are this chick had it coming. Chances are she deserves to have some shitty things happen to her life, because chances are this isn’t the first time she’s done something like this. It just happens to be the first time she was featured on a viral Youtube video. Hey Doc, welcome to the 21st century. Now go make me a Big Mac.

P.S. I don’t feel bad for the Uber driver. To me Uber drivers are nothing but scabs.



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33 Comment(s)
  • Jake from State Farm
    January 25, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    For those saying the reaction is a little harsh ….. do you think this is the first time she was a total jerk to some innocent person? Karma is great sometimes. I do not feel bad for her at all.

    • BobnMic
      January 25, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      Of course you don’t because all assholes think alike. You blend in well. Do you even know what the word Karma means there Snake from Idiot Farm?

  • Finnish Goalie
    January 25, 2016 at 10:23 am

    A certain Blink-182 album cover comes to mind.

  • Nanny
    January 25, 2016 at 9:54 am


    The scabs remarks are telling. Why let the free market dictate commerce when unions and gov can do it for you?

    TB now part of the machine?

    • Finnish Goalie
      January 25, 2016 at 10:17 am

      I’ve stopped paying attention to the uber vs. cabbie wars, but isn’t the main argument the lack of regulation and any random chap can start driving?

  • BobnMic
    January 24, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Body is to die for. Face and that honker? Oh no. Doggie all the way plus dark sun glasses when you have to face front. Then get the fuck out real fast.

  • William J Clinton
    January 24, 2016 at 11:16 am

    That nose is made for tickling my taint while slobbing my c_ck.
    I like them feisty like this little Hindu Hottie

    • BobnMic
      January 25, 2016 at 4:52 pm

      Seriously – You KNOW she is wild in the rack. I would get a little nervous if I heard the rubber gloves snap however. Just sayin’…….

  • Non Sequitor
    January 23, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    Doctor or not, all the hate is starting to come to those who deserve it.

    She deserves a full windup slap in the face. Thank Christ someone had the cell phone running.

    The again, they could carpet bomb Miami with napalm on a weekend night and it would only help society.

  • Wabbitt
    January 23, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    She’s Indian – of course she has a big nose. With that body, why the Hell are any of you focused on the nose??

    He’ll, if she was holding my nuts and told me to turn my head and cough, I guarantee 100% that I’d at least pop a semi. That sure as shit ain’t happening with the middle-aged guy I currently have as a doctor.

  • Mike
    January 23, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Far from hot. That nose is huge

  • Drylaw
    January 23, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Let the uber guy take her temp rectally with his special thermometer

  • Dave Lind
    January 23, 2016 at 11:14 am

    Lets see…. who to blame?
    THE BAR.. For having happy hour and serving large drinks for the price of a small one. Shame on them for serving her those large drinks
    THE BARTENDER.. He shouldn’t enjoy serving people large drinks at the small drink prices. After all, it makes his tips smaller so he must try to serve everyone an extra drink or 2 to make up the tip difference. After all, he (and not herself) really should know her drink limits.
    THE BOUNCER.. instead of asking politely for her to remove her drunk ass from the bar, he should have picked her up and carried her to her bedroom and tucked her in to keep her from getting in trouble. That bouncer is a jerk.
    The UBER DRIVER. He should have told her to get a cab. She should have had the right to pay 3 dollars just to park her ass in a cab before it even moves , as opposed to trying to save some money by using his services.
    THE MAKER OF HER SHORTS.. Shane on them for forcing her to wear shorts that are way to tight , forcing her panties to get in a bunch, thereby causing her to be a bitchier bitch than normal
    I see enough lawsuits coming that she wont need that medical job anymore.

  • Angus W. Mann
    January 23, 2016 at 11:06 am

    I’m not sure that a 100 lb woman with a 5 lb nose should be considered hot.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      January 26, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      Nose or not I LOVE skinny chicks.

  • Gronkmonster
    January 22, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    Her employerJackson Health System has also just released the following statement:

    “Anjali Ramkissoon, a fourth-year neurology resident employed by Jackson Health System, has been placed on administrative leave, effective immediately, and removed from all clinical duties. Jackson has launched an internal investigation. The outcome of the investigation will determine if any disciplinary action will be taken, up to and including termination.”

  • Publius
    January 22, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    Imagine, ass wipe behavior plus the internet may mean never being a practicing physician again, or for a decade or more.

  • GoneWest
    January 22, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    She can take care of me any time she wants

  • Gronkmonster
    January 22, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    She has a smoking body,,,,To bad she has a nose that could make a pelican jealous ..No one hits that from the front that is for sure

    She will still be a doctor..Just at one of those ready meds or 15 minute check up places

  • Reddog
    January 22, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    That crazy bitch is hot

  • Common sense isn't so common
    January 22, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Love her!!!

  • Leo
    January 22, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    The worst Uber ride I’ve ever had, was better – in terms of the manners and competence of the driver, the cleanliness of the vehicle, everything – than the best cab ride I’ve ever had.

    They’re not scabs, they’re competition. And they’re kicking the crap out of the cab industry because frankly, cabs suck.

  • Citygirl 58
    January 22, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    OMG! I would love to see her come to the hospital I work in. She would have that smug attitude knocked right off her shoulders, and the bitch would be slapped so hard the patients would feel it. She DOES NOT deserve to serve the public. If she gets upset like this with one strangers, how would she be with a patient that has mental issues. She should look for a job in a one person office, by herself, earn lots of money to pay for her college loans that hopefully she can’t use.

  • Stella126@gmail.com
    January 22, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    Uber drivers – who are these people who let strangers into their cars???

    • Jake from State Farm
      January 25, 2016 at 11:13 am

      Probably good hard working, contributing members of society trying to earn a living, and provide for their families. Don’t bash them, and be glad your fortunate enough not to have to do that. Can you?

      • BobnMic
        January 25, 2016 at 5:06 pm

        Shut up idiot.

  • Jmc
    January 22, 2016 at 8:29 pm


  • WormtowmorBust
    January 22, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    I suddenly have a craving for some curry.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    January 22, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    With that sort of logic – then Turtleboy is a scab.

    This blogger’s latent liberal bias is showing. JS.

    • Dave P
      January 22, 2016 at 8:41 pm

      It’s not bias when you put your opinion in your own blog. TB isn’t obligated to be impartial. This isn’t the Wall Street Journal in case you hadn’t noticed.

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        January 23, 2016 at 7:12 pm

        Made an observation, that’s all. Bias is bias – even liberal bias (gasp)! I call ’em as I see ’em.

        Perhaps you should try reading the WSJ, though – it may improve your reading comprehension. Don’t have any suggestions as to what you can do about your critical thinking skills, it appears it’s too late.

  • Dgaf
    January 22, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    If this girl wasnt cute tb would have ripped her a new one. Anyone drunk or not with that type of judgement shouldnt be treating patients. Too spiteful to be a good doctor.

  • Biff
    January 22, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    “P.S. I don’t feel bad for the Uber driver. To me Uber drivers are nothing but scabs.”


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