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Justice For Oli, Part 2 – Money Troubles, Witchcraft, Crazy Eyes And Rumors Of Homemade Abortion Juice Definitely Don’t Help The Wife’s Public Image As This Shit Keeps Getting Weirder

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Justice For Oli, Part 2 – Money Troubles, Witchcraft, Crazy Eyes And Rumors Of Homemade Abortion Juice Definitely Don’t Help The Wife’s Public Image As This Shit Keeps Getting Weirder

 

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Earlier today I wrote about the bizarre death of 44 year old guitarist Oli Herbert, of ‘All That Remains”, a local metal band from Springfield. Oli was found dead in a pond near his home in Stafford Springs, Connecticut.  Although nothing has been officially determined as far as the cause of death just yet, police have determined it to be “suspicious” and a whole lot of his friends, family and fans are giving major side eye to his widowed wife of 14 years, Beth Herbert.

Although it’s hard to say what really happened to Oli at this point, one thing is abundantly clear – Beth is fucking terrible at doing her own PR. There has been no shortage of shady Facebook posts from her since the day of her late husband’s passing, which at times borders on chilling, given the context.

 

 

All those crying laughing emojis and exclamation points really aren’t doing her any favors considering she’s discussing her husband who died a mere month ago, that’s for damn sure. And given the fact his body was found in the pond behind their home, posts like these ones she put up the day of his death:

Definitely have a little of that “Fatal Attraction” vibe to them.

Turns out Beth is in to some weird shit outside of seemingly inappropriate social media posts surrounding her husband’s death. Namely, she’s in to witchcraft, which isn’t all that strange in theory, but she sure makes it fucking strange.

 

 

And yeah, sharing shit on social media is just not a huge deal, and lots of people do it. But then there’s this creepy death doll altar she put up in her home:

And we’ve gone full speed to crazy town. Beth doesn’t seem all that well adjusted. Even crazier, an acquaintance that I spoke to recounted a time when Beth gleefully bragged about offering to mix up a home abortion cocktail for some friends going through an unplanned pregnancy in 1994. Because, if there’s a face I’d trust with my bootleg magical OB/GYN care,

It’s this one. She’s got those crazy eyes that just scream, “I can take care of your unborn baby.”

Honestly, given Oli’s strange and untimely demise, a lot of the stuff this chick has posted feels pretty damn sinister.

 

Huh.

 

And of course, there’s the issue of money. In addition to their home being foreclosed upon, Oli never seemed to have very much. And he was, by all accounts, the primary breadwinner. Friends often found themselves picking up the tab for nights out and the like, because allegedly Beth took control of finances, and spent right through them. And there’s the pesky habit she had of selling and pawning Oli’s stuff behind his back.

And continuing that pattern after his death, as well.

 

I don’t know you guys, this is all pretty shady.

 

 

21 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    November 24, 2018 at 4:05 am

    All That Remains?
    Sorry, never heard of the young ladies.
    I can get to the bottom of this if I can get to the widow’s bottom.
    The Rod o’Justice never fails. Got to loosen the balloon knot to get to the gritty truth.
    Justice for Oli, booty for me.

  • Judge dread
    November 24, 2018 at 12:51 am

    This is why u don’t date these people. They’re obsessed with their years in high school for being goths. At some point in their mid 20s after getting that $0.50 annual raise at hot topic, they have to take it to the next level.

    They are just pissed off that the trannies are getting more attention than them, so they have to rush to Barnes and Noble and buy Anton Levy the law is for all and the book of lies. I only know about this shit because my ex was into the oto and I read both of those books only to determine only idiots love this shit. I dumped the bitch and put her on the street. But I digress

    Clearly he was making the attention seeking jump from goth to trans and she murdered him because goth4life.

    I bet she has a dairy. If the state police find this, she will get life. Vapid shallow to the core cunt.

    The judge says send her to a Polish NSA/CIA Black site and let her discover how horrible the evil exists and persists. I’m pretty sure that bitch will be screaming for Jesus in 5.4.3.2..1

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    November 23, 2018 at 9:33 am

    I wish TBS would stick to exposing ratchets, GFM scams, and dirty politicians. Sigh

  • Garbage Heroin Crew Representing!
    November 22, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Welcome to MassAbama the dirty North East. Our peeps are as ignorant and fucked up as any part of the country. Broke ginger metal guitarist dead, crazy ginger wife self proclaimed witch…. seriously… seriously …. you couldn’t see this coming. No foul play here this is normal for peeps like them.

  • Willie Fistegash
    November 22, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    So how did she convince this fat fucking loser to jump in a pond and drown? She is a fucking weirdo who married another weirdo stop trying to make me care

    • Captain Trips
      November 22, 2018 at 9:58 pm

      Back in my younger dumb days I dated a few ‘metal’ chicks. They all had one thing in common, they’re fucking psycho sluts.

      You’ll be at work doing a respectable job and they’ll be home with no job, stirring cauldrons, burning candles, casting spells, and swallowing more male DNA behind your back than Liberace.

  • whatevuh
    November 22, 2018 at 9:46 am

    My first question on this was: Who gives a shit?

    • M
      November 22, 2018 at 9:56 am

      I’m sure his family does.

  • M
    November 22, 2018 at 9:30 am

    Is that his body still in the pond on the picture where she post “say cheese honey?”

  • WeAreFukd
    November 22, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Any woman who would be attracted to a local-guitar-player-heavy-metal-nobody who looks like Oli would have to be crazy to begin with.

    My wife was attracted to me because she knew I would be a provider for our family first and foremost. Before my house would go into foreclosure, I’d be working 18-hour days at Walmart if I had to.

    She seems to think Oli is super famous and everyone wants to be his friend and share in his success. 300 people showed up at his band’s Hard Rock Cafe’ video release party. That’s not famous…, that’s sad.

    • mike
      November 22, 2018 at 9:33 am

      ATR has been garbage for the entire time, too.

    • Walter Bird
      November 22, 2018 at 10:27 am

      Your wife married you “first and foremost” to be taken care of?

      Sounds like a gold digging slut.

      Have her text me

    • Casey Kasem
      November 22, 2018 at 12:31 pm

      You Tube Greta Van Fleet “highway tune”. Rock isn’t dead….

  • Pepe LePew
    November 22, 2018 at 8:30 am

    She offed him. I’ll bet I’m 100% right.

  • joe friday
    November 22, 2018 at 6:39 am

    Murder motive #1, money. Did he have a life isurance policy? Not likely. Did she have one is his name? More than likely….

  • Fucking Gingers... Ruin Everything
    November 22, 2018 at 6:18 am

    Ginger Woman.. Ginger couple.. anything is possible. He probably wandered into the pond high as fuck, she might have pushed him. All the ingredients for a suicide, financial problems, drugs, mental illness and a Ginger Wife.

    “Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to”

  • Park Avenue
    November 22, 2018 at 4:59 am

    Anyone remember when Skid Row came to Springfield way back in the 80s and Sebastian Bach hit a girl in the audience with a bottle and she needed stitches? That girl was named Beth and I went to HCC with her in the 90s.

    It seems like the ages would match up, is that the same Beth?

  • Soggy Iggy
    November 22, 2018 at 2:36 am

    You could have just added the new info to part one. This was all repeated from part 1

  • coldwrld2k18
    November 22, 2018 at 12:55 am

    I hope she will remain STRONG IN HER SOLITUDE when they throw her ass in solitude!

    what a crazy ass bitch

  • Clitty Litter
    November 21, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    What flavor is preferable for home abortion potions.
    Red or purple?
    ….asking for a friend.

    • John Salvi
      November 22, 2018 at 12:57 am

      Coathanger flavor

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