TurtleBoy Spots has been known to rub some people the wrong way. It’s not our fault if you can’t handle the hot takes though. We’re pretty much banned in the great states of New York (because of St. Bonaventure), and California (because of Pomona College). Well, apparently you can now add Kansas to that list. We can’t go anywhere near that place.
So the blog we wrote about Naadir Tharpe kind of went a little viral. Tens of thousands of hits in the last 48 hours. I don’t really understand how the internet works completely, but I know when we come up on the first page of Google we’re doing something right. Google “Naadir Tharpe selfie,” “Naadir Tharpe nurse,” or “Naadir Tharpe photo,” and you can see what we’ve become in just a few months in the blogging biz.
As you can see Google now ranks us ahead of Barstool Sports. Probably because people are sick of trying to guess that ass, and constant Justin Bieber updates. When people want hot takes in the Boston area, it’s pretty clear that the only place they can count on is TurtleBoy Sports.
Well the Tharpe expose got some more national attention because of the SEO. Needless to say they didn’t like that I referred to their coach, Bill Self, as a dooshnozzle for acting like some kind of arbiter of morals when he said that Tharpe disappointed him. TurtleBoy Sports has become all the rage in the Kansas University forum boards. Here are some of the more colorful takes on our blog (in italics)….
I sure glad that this cretin reminded me that there is no reason on earth for me to visit the northeast or Worcester in particular…and why it’s wonderful living in the great Midwestern state of Kansas.
Yea, living in Kansas sounds like a blast. Closest beach is 1,500 miles away. Dust storms. Corn. And who wouldn’t want to wake up every day and see this?
This guy right here is the man though. Even ask him:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, more like Junction City; filled with retards running around like a bunch of macho jackoffs who think they can outdrink guys who grew up in a state (Kansas) with literally nothing better to do.
Yea, that’s it. I hear people around Worcester talking about that all the time. Why just the other day I was hanging out with my friends Jay Reimenschneider and Bob Saccamano, and they were telling me how they can literally drink anyone under the table. So I asked them, “You can even outdrink guys in Kansas?” They responded “Especially guys in Kansas.” Because that’s what makes us cool – the fact that we can drink a shitload of beer!! Murica!!
Then there was this:
See, now we’re getting somewhere. At least Worcester has ten colleges, Bob Cousy, and Salisbury Street. This is what Lowell’s got:
Love when I see this too:
People from Worcester are such sh!tbags they don’t even know how to properly pronounce the name of their god forsaken hell hole they call home.
Hey dooshnozzles, this is the one word we pronounce the right way. Worcester isn’t a Worcester word. It’s an English word. You remember England right? The place we rebelled against while you guys were building slave factories? Don’t listen to me though, just see what wikipedia has to say: