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Huffington Post: During the Grammys broadcast on Sunday night, Kanye West nearly interrupted Beck after the rock star won Album of the Year over Beyoncé. Many outlets, including HuffPost Entertainment, assumed West’s improv was a joking reference to when he cut off Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV VMAs. It wasn’t, as West revealed during an interview with the E! after the Grammys. “I just know that the Grammys, if they want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us,” West said (via Vanity Fair). “We ain’t going to play with them no more. ‘Flawless.’ Beyoncé’s video. And Beck needs to respect artistry, and he should have given his award to Beyoncé.”

Continued West:

At this point, we tired of it. What happens is, when you keep on diminishing art, and not respecting the craft, and smacking people in the face after they deliver monumental feats of music, you’re disrespectful to inspiration. We, as musicians, have to inspire people who go to work every day, and they listen to that Beyoncé album, and they feel like it takes them to another place. Then they do this promotional event, and they’ll run the music over somebody’s speech, the artist, because they want commercial advertising. No. We not playing with them anymore. And by the way, I got my wife, my daughter, and I got my clothing line, so I’m not going to do nothing that would put my daughter at risk, but I am here to fight for creativity. That’s the reason why I didn’t say anything tonight. But you all knew what it meant when ‘Ye walked on that stage.

Well it’s official – Kanye West is the biggest asshole who has ever lived. Dude, you married Kim Kardashian. Your sense of judgement couldn’t possibly have less credibility. Like, how obvious can this guy make it that he’s trying to plow Beyonce? As if poor fucking Beyonce can’t catch a break or something. She’s amazingly hot. She’s going to be rich for the rest of her life. She wins awards left and right. Meanwhile poor Beck (who I didn’t even know still made music) looks like Oliver fucking Twist and Kanye can’t let him have his 15 seconds of fame because he’s a race-baiting dooshnozzle. There’s no way Beck should’ve won an award – he’s white. White people can’t make music. It’s science.

I actually saw this happen live and assumed it was a joke. After all, no one could be that much of an asshole. But clearly I underestimated Kanye West. He married a Kardashian. He named his child after a cardinal direction. He invented dooshnozzelry.

Usually I’m not one for awards shows but Mrs. Turtleboy had the remote and I didn’t feel like opening up that can of worms. But this was quite possibly the most boring awards show of all time. Apparently it was “pop star take your Grandpa to the Grammy’s” night.  It was one geriatric old crooner with a bad spray tan after another. Grandma Turtleboy would’ve loved it. It had all her favorite performers growing up. Like plastic surgery McGee, Smokey Robinson

a very aroused Tony Bennett

and Tom Jones

Somewhere Marge Simpson was having a great time watching this show in the bathtub.

Oh yea, and if you haven’t heard Sam Smith’s “Stay with me” five million times already, they made sure you heard it a million more times last night. The entire night literally revolved around that miserable, miserable song. 

The bottom line is that Beck hasn’t been relevant since Monica Lewinsky was. He’s gone 0 for 8 in the Grammy’s the last 14 years. Meanwhile poor Beyonce has won 10 in the last 5 years. Granted she’s pretty hot. But people’s infatuation with her is moronic. She’s a fucking cabaret singer – not Robert Frost. She’s not some once-in-a-generation artist. And she’s certainly not some underdog story who needs Kanye fucking West to come to her rescue all the time. She’s a hot woman that can sing. That’s it.

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