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Karen From Medfield Called The Cops And Snitched On The Easter Bunny For Not Social Distancing On His Front Lawn

 

You know that snitch culture is out of control when someone calls the po-po on the Easter Bunny for not social distancing. I shit you not, that happened in Medfield yesterday and we have the scanner audio to prove it:

“Roger, looking for the Easter Bunny.”

I have no words folks. We have handed the country over to the Karen’s. Not even the Easter Bunny is safe from their wrath. They are out of control and they need to be stopped. The best way I’d recommend is to post pictures of yourself doing things they hate. Or sit on your front lawn and hug your kids. That will scare the shit out of them. Scared people should stay home and wait this one out while the rest of society takes proper precautions and continues to live their life.

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    April 15, 2020 at 12:36 am

    guide·line
    /ˈɡīdˌlīn/
    noun
    noun: guideline; plural noun: guidelines
    a general rule, principle, or piece of advice.

    law
    /lô/
    noun
    noun: law; noun: the law
    1. the system of rules which a particular country or community recognizes as regulating the actions of its members and which it may enforce by the imposition of penalties.

    There IS a difference

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    April 14, 2020 at 1:35 am

    What a cunt !

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 13, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    Críost on a cross, he had a mask on, what more could a Karen want?

  • No Way
    April 13, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    This was a hoax. I know this for a fact because the Easter Bunny was at my house at the exact same time and I live an hour away from Medfield.

  • One douche to another
    April 13, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    I bet she has a hairy bush

  • Resident
    April 13, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    I bet this women would call Domino’s, order a gluten free vegetable pizza with no cheese, and then have the tencity to call the cops on the delivery guy for pulling his car within 100 miles of her 1 room studio apartment.

    Go fuck yourself cunt.

  • Hare Less Kunt
    April 13, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Maybe Cuntaren is really afraid of the carrota virus. Thats what im thinkin

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 13, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Stop Press!!

    James Stewart has been arrested for not maintaining a 2m distance from Harvey, the giant invisible pooka.

  • Judge dread
    April 13, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Easter Bunny masks and full body costumes freak me the fuck out. It looks like something a serial killer would wear in his basement before he starts the dismemberment procedure with a machete.

    But anyways fuck this permit Patty and BBQ Becky types- martial law fucking snitches. They are fucking cunts, imagine living next to one of these hog beasts?

  • E. Sturbonni
    April 13, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    I wish the Officer had asked the Dispatcher for a more detailed ID — Height and weight, fur color, anything on his person such as a basket of eggs?

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    April 13, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Can we get a picture of this asshole?

  • randiguy2006
    Duh
    April 13, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Its just the flu.

  • Liawatha
    April 13, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Deeply religious symbols like the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus do not belong in public. They should be banished. Keep your religion to yourselves, bigots.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Liawatha
      April 13, 2020 at 12:38 pm

      Someone has assumed my moniker although I do share hir sentiment.

  • Jordis
    April 13, 2020 at 11:17 am

    This virus is killing the already dying

    Empowering the wannabe dictators

    Crippling the ones bankrolling our nation

    Chipping away at household foundations

    And imprisoning our children

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      April 13, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      And creating paranoid dickheads that don’t care if elderly and sick people die.

      You unfeeling cunt! I hope you get it and are really ill, but don’t die, obviously. I would be as bad as you if I wanted that to happen.

      Off you fuck, dicksplash.

      • Jordis
        April 13, 2020 at 2:13 pm

        You are a hypocrite if you dont practice social distancing during flu season but back the idea now. Esp when the demographic where its considered fatal are already on their deathbeds.

        What Communicable diseases are looked over by the government because it’s not effecting their voting demographic? Why didnt the lives of children matter when they were dying from the flu, etc?

        If you dont understand how profitable this has been to the Powers that be you arent paying attention. Follow who makes the test kits for Coronavirus and ask why the company was just sold to China right before the pandemic

        • Worker
          April 13, 2020 at 5:29 pm

          Who are the powers at be? What are they profiting from and why does someone making a more than livable wage need ten dollars more? All these questions and all I hear is give money to the unemployed and top tier workers while the real essiantial fields get the shaft and more money goes to china and GE who just realized the mark up on respirators that aren’t needed. Oh and PS get a job and swing a beer for the working man.

  • WeRFucked
    April 13, 2020 at 11:13 am

    I want to kick Karen in the balls.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 13, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Hitler would be proud

  • Always Da Victim NEVER Da Victor
    April 13, 2020 at 11:01 am

    Dam dawg why dat corona virus and aids hittin my hood so hard.
    Its like yall think we should be in control of our own actions or something. Where my reparations at dawg. Tell dat lazy as cracka to get back to work. I gotta get paid wit a huge reparations check. Miss jackson if you nasty Meija said she gonna bend whitey over big time to get da community paid and reverened not so sharpton agrees

  • Concerned citizen
    April 13, 2020 at 10:58 am

    The mean streets of Medfield, almost as dangerous as Chicago’s
    south side.

  • Funny every time
    April 13, 2020 at 10:54 am

    “Karen” and “crotch fruit.”

  • One douche to another
    April 13, 2020 at 10:51 am

    What a fucking cunt

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