Social Justice Warriors

Karen The Ratio Queen From Waltham Is What Happens When Your Grandkids Sign You Up For Twitter And Your TV Gets Stuck On Rachel Maddow


This is Karen Walz, the Director of Publicity at Waltham Philharmonic Orchestra.

She had an interesting tweet last week that went viral, which I wanted to blog about but never got around to because I was busy adulting and whatnot. Here’s one of the all time great ratios, and another example of why old people should never be allowed to use the Internet.

Yes, that’s right – when Trump said he “hit her really hard” in reference to how he would debate Pocahontas, it wasn’t just a figure of speech. It was meant to be an internalized fantasy about punching her in the face, which almost felt as good as that time he raped his own daughter and possibly his wife too, but he let the words out of his mouth on accident. D’oh!!

She’s not just some yahoo on Twitter though. The WPO has pimped her out on their Facebook page as their spokesperson.

She’s also a board member of the League of Women Voters in the city.

And she’s the perfect example of what happens to the human brain when all you do is watch Rachel Maddow on repeat.

I don’t care what side of the political aisle you’re on, if you invest this much time into caring about politics then you need a hobby. Or some D in poor Karen’s case, because I don’t think her latest boyfriend’s got the stamina to keep her from turning on Maddog Madow.

As crazy as she is on Facebook, she’s a million times worse on Twitter. Since the infamous viral tweet she’s posted about Stephen Miller salivating over murdering immigrant kids.

Called Justice Kavanaugh a “molester and burgeoning rapist,” and accused former Justice Kennedy of conspiring to bankroll it all.

I could read her hysterical old people tweets all day.

The best part is that she’s mad that people who rightfully called her loony aren’t being kicked off Twitter, when she’s out here making up blatantly fake news stories about Trump raping his own daughter.

Poor lady doesn’t understand that when you put a space between the @ and the person’s name, it doesn’t tag them.

She’s the best. God I love her.

I mean, this poor lady really just needs to watch some porn or something, which apparently almost happened.

Good lord, if we could just get her some BBC instead of MSNBC she might not tweet herself into an early grave.

Doesn’t she have any grandkids that can get her off the Internet? The only thing more dangerous than old people behind the wheel is old behind the iPhone.

The beauty of old people on the Internet is they have no idea when they’ve thoroughly embarrassed themselves, and they certainly don’t delete and retreat. Karen must’ve just figured out what “ratioed” means, but she wears it as a badge of honor.

The funny part is that it’s a joke to everyone else, but Karen is being completely serious. She is a living, breathing caricature of the suburban, NIMBY menopausal liberal white woman. Everything she knows about black people she learned from the Huffington Post. For fuck’s sake, her name is Karen. KAREN!! You couldn’t create a character like this if you wanted to. She gets her news exclusively from MSNBC and Occupy Democrats, and it’s completely taken over her brain and her life. Meanwhile she’s maintaining employment with the Waltham Orchestra and they don’t seem to give a shit that she’s humiliating them through association either.



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37 Comment(s)
  • Maureen McCarthy
    August 31, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    She is a very sick woman. No matter how much I didn’t like Obama, Clinton and their ilk, I never fell to the depths this woman has. How does she know what another person meant in a post? Oh, she’a a liberal and whatever you don’t like, you can just make up a meaning for. No need to be rational. She needs to get civilized, not woke. And the Waltham Philharmonic Orchestra should be embarrassed to say the least.

  • Dumblebore
    August 30, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    I guess Harry Potter found the woke Twitter spells!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 30, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Unfortunately her and her ilk vote in droves

  • Peter Dautel
    Deez Nuts
    August 30, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Is it just me, or are her eyebrow’s giving Ronald McDonald a run for the money…?

    nah, just me….

  • Worst Goddamn State in the Union
    August 30, 2019 at 9:16 am

    OF COURSE she’s originally from fucking New York.

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 30, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Apparently, Despicables are now called Trolls. This Democratic hemorrhage would do well to serve her man and shut that trap, with the understanding that in life, you do indeed need to be present to win.

  • Warren Peace
    August 29, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    What’s the problem? I’d punch Liz Warren in her fake Indian papoosy msyelf.

  • SassySwede
    August 29, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    This is Karen…
    “So what I’m discovering is that people can call you crazy, nuts, loony, etc, and Twitter finds that they haven’t broken the rules. Excuse me, @Twitter ? There is ONE account that was locked b/c of how they treated me. ONE. So tell me, what good does reporting do?”
    26 12:33 AM – Aug 19, 2019

    This is Karen not using her brain (or on drugs…the jury is still deliberating)
    “It’s still beyond me How regardless of party, anyone can support a man who has proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that he’s a racist, misogynist, liar, swindler, cheat, greedmomger, and soon proven traitor…” “he’s a fraud, a phony, an ignoramus,…barely literate and congratulates himself like a toddler…”

    Karen!!! Reread your posts you twit!! then you may just see just who the fuck Twitter should squash because of how they treated [spoke about]someone. YOU are a woefully sad, trump-attacking troll!!! They are not going to, nor should they ban someone for hurting your feelz!!!

    Be gone! And damn it, would you please get back on your meds!!!! God she’s a sad case

  • whatevuh
    August 29, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    Trump derangement syndrome= “hatred of President Trump so intense that it impairs people’s judgment”

  • Randy Randerson
    August 29, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Holy fucking eyebrows!!! WTF is going on there???

  • Lefty
    August 29, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Talk about a face that would be fun to “hit hard.”

  • Jury's Out
    August 29, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Either she never had kids, or the ones she did have were so traumatized they didn’t decide to continue the family line. If it’s the latter we should erect a statue in their honor for their brave sacrifice.

  • Metro West Guy
    August 29, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I much preferred the “old” Waltham before all the blow-ins who couldn’t afford Cambridge or Newton settled in over these past 25 years or so. Big hair, acid washed jeans, Whitesnake t shirts, Trans Ams with bondo-ed quarter panels, blowing lines in the stalls at a bar on Moody St and drunks staggering back to their rooming houses around the corner. Real salt of the Earth types, not like these hippie dippies here….

    • z
      August 29, 2019 at 10:18 pm

      I was on board until you mentioned WhiteSnake.

      With the mention of Trans Ams, i would have used
      Warrant – Cherry Pie

  • Judge dread
    August 29, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Her husband looks like an AIDS patient that’s been stricken for 2 decades.

    He probably got it when he went to a party and play romp in the Castro district in SFO- under the guise of a business trip of course.

  • Vag Sniffer
    August 29, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    I bet her vag smells like dead fish, lysol, and rancid milk

  • Ray Patriarca
    I definitely don't ❤️ NY
    August 29, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    She’s from Brooklyn, NY.
    Say no more.
    NYC is just a giant liberal cesspool
    I travel all of Upstate NY for my job. Literally 8/10 ths of the landmass of NY State. With the exception of a small pocket around Albany and Schenectady, Upstate is Red. All you see is Trump signs. They hate Cuomo. They hate Ocasio-Cortez. They hate Nadler. They hate Schumer.
    But, because 20 gazillion liberal assholes are packed into 2/10 ths of the state, these liberals thrive.
    Now, the Berkshires of Massachusetts are being overrun by these lower NY rodents.
    And now, we have NY assholes like this Katz broad.
    Personally, I’d love to see a giant szunami hit the NY metro area and wash these liberal turds out to sea. A giant enema, of sorts.

  • Philip Landry
    Jordan petersons ghost
    August 29, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Typical hypnotized lefty socialist. The real problem is that the critical mass of these type folk changes perception of reality causing people to disregard critical thinking and parrot what they hear so they will be accepted by the group.

  • z
    August 29, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    What’s the over/under she knows Matt Levin from Hatfield?

  • z
    August 29, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    League of Women Voters “About Us” page

    The League is proud to be nonpartisan, neither supporting nor opposing candidates or political parties at any level of government, but always working on vital issues of concern to members and the public.

    Just sayin. She has a right to her opinion. But, what’s she spouts and what that says above is 2 completely different things. I’m shocked, shocked I say.

    Someone with a sense of right and wrong would quit this organization so they could do their own thing. Or maybe, the League is a pile of festering shit and she is the face of the average member.

  • hank
    August 29, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Sounds like someone needs to change their diapers.

  • tim Fenton
    August 29, 2019 at 11:51 am

    My brother in law lives in Ct., owns guns and is conservative. Skilled craftsman who restores pipe organs and has to deal with the they/thems that play the things. He can’t be on social media. All these classical types are huge moonbats. Everyone involved with that orchestra is probably just as baked as Karen.

  • WPO
    August 29, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Email the board.

  • bigdaddy
    August 29, 2019 at 11:43 am

    i am sure that old fart has a ” hate has no home here ” sign on her lawn and a Liz Warren bumper sticker on her Prius No bat shit crazy moonbat would be complete with out that

  • dennis
    August 29, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Polly want a cracker. I am glad you do not speak for me, brainwashed democrat, go Trump.

  • Barry
    August 29, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Ivana is Trump’s ex-wife, not his daughter and the rape story goes back way before his candidacy. Not saying that the rape actually happened I’m just saying its been out there for a while.

    • Just saying
      August 29, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      The “rape” didn’t happen, during the interview she said she just wasn’t into him anymore but didn’t say no while he was doing it. She denied ever saying she was raped by him. But feminists decided it was rape, they find it trendy to use the word for the hell of it.

      • Barry
        August 29, 2019 at 3:21 pm

        I read it in an unauthorized biography back in the 90s. The segment was about several failed hair restoration procedures The Donald supposedly underwent. The entire book was a hit job but that’s the source.

  • randiguy2006
    Ummm OK
    August 29, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Yes her opinions differ from yours. So she deserves ridicule.

    Congrats, I guess?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 29, 2019 at 11:30 am

      Her opinions are not just “different”.

      They’re batshit fucking crazy.
      And that’s very, very funny and earns the ridicule.

      Now, off you fuck.

  • z
    August 29, 2019 at 11:22 am

    I surprised in her boyfriend photos she’s not carrying a purse.
    That’s where she’d keep his balls.

  • z
    August 29, 2019 at 11:18 am

    You know how the League of Women Voters has their Candidate nights debates?
    I’m betting she’s completely fair and nonjudgmental in how hers are handled.

    ..Waltham Orchestra and they don’t seem to give a shit that she’s humiliating them through association either.

    Of course not, when’s the last time you heard of conservatives being involved with Orchestras? A conservative musician probably learns at a very early age to either keep their mouth shut or try another avenue for musical expression. The NPRs of the world occasionally interview some orchestral musician. You ever hear them interview a conservative one?

  • don
    August 29, 2019 at 10:46 am

    batshit crazy old people should not be able to vote. they think the democrats are still helping them like they used too many years ago. she doesnt know the dems have changed drastically against them. poor poor souls. its fun laughing at these idiots every day. they have no clue except what the lefties tell them. no worries, her time is due soon enough.

  • Go Back To NY
    August 29, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Ugly, old and a cunt is no way to go through life

  • mrme
    August 29, 2019 at 10:41 am

    MOON BAT!!!!!

  • Osiris
    August 29, 2019 at 10:38 am

    I’d love to see her O face…..

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