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Kelley Square 4 Jurors Will Be Asked If They Read Turtelboy Sports

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So today was supposed to be the beginning of the trial for the Kelley Square 4 (RBG, Boom-Boom Conner, Kreepy Kevin, and Orange Julius Jones). Finally we would have justice against this criminals as their crime spree and reign of terror on the city of Worcester came to an end. But there was one complication that has apparently delated it for a few more months – Turtleboy Sports.

According to local ambulance chasing lawyer Hector Pineiro, who is representing RBG free of charge, he wants to make sure no jurors have ever read TBS:

Defense attorneys told the judge they’d like to ask potential jurors about a variety of issues, including their feelings on the national Black Lives Matter movement, whether they believe it should be All Lives Matter, and whether they’ve read local blog Turtleboy Sports.

Do we own their heads or do we own their heads? These people have Turtleboy permanently on the brain. It’s literally all they’ve thought about for 15 months straight.

Don’t you see what he’s doing here? He’s trying to make it impossible to have a trial in Worcester. You won’t be able to find 12 people who don’t ride the turtle, or at least hate us with every ounce of their body. It’s either one or the other – you hate us because you ain’t us, or ride us because you’re addicted to the truth. I can’t imagine he’ll find a single person who is not familiar with Turtleboy’s stance on these hippie criminals. And he certainly won’t find a single person who doesn’t hate these leeches with every ounce of their being for what they did on that day.

My guess is that he knows this and he’s hoping for a change of venue. If he can’t pool a jury in Worcester he’ll move it to Eastern or Western Ma and hope to find 12. Even then it will be difficult and chances are he’ll have to move out of state. And the farther away he takes this thing the less likely people are to be familiar with just how much of a cluster fuck Kelley Square can be without a bunch of smelly poopsmooches standing in the road singing:

My blood still boils when I watch that video. I’m so mad at myself for not being there. Because I would have ZERO PROBLEM running over those losers with my Turtleboy Hippie-Plowing Freedomobile. Despite what they claim, they CLEARLY obstructed an ambulance as can be seen in this Vine:

The ambulance was halfway up Vernon Street because of these Hooligans, and it had to navigate through all that backup caused by these selfish dooshnozzles.

Just such a classic Hector Pineiro move. And for the record, I’m not even mad at Hector. I can’t help but respect the way he handles his business. If you’re not trying to make as much money as you can then you’re a hippie. This guy sees the city of Worcester for what it is – a cash cow. He figured out that it’s an easy way to make bank when you sue the cops every time some asshole criminal breaks a finger nail because it’s cheaper for the city to settle than it is to pay lawyers fees that will never get paid back to them.

Just a reminder that Hector Pineiro’s son just got out of prison and was arrested two weeks ago AGAIN. Don’t worry though, Hector bailed him out. Again. So his 24 year old son, who was in jail for being involved in a drug related shooting in Fitchburg and was caught with more weapons and drugs a few weeks ago, is free to terrorize Worcester while Hector sits in a courtroom and defends Worcester’s favorite white guy who thinks he’s black – RBG.

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Anyway, the hippies were out in full force today outside the courthouse. They even brought signs:




Wait a minute….does that sign say “work for color blind justice?” Aren’t these the same fools who made a federal case out of it when Janice Harvey said she was color blind when it came to educating her students? So judges and juries are supposed to be color blind, but teachers are not. Got it. Being a hippie sure is confusing at times.

I wanna take this moment to point out that they’re all letting four people take the “fall” for them. For instance, this guy behind the sign with all the facial hair is Tovia Ben Shapiro:

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He had no problem blocking the road, but when it came to the trial he couldn’t be bothered to show up to support his hippie comrades:

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Then there’s Nicholas Choquette, commonly known as the “Sunshine Kid from Princeton”:

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He was outside the courtroom rocking a different sign this time:


Gee, I wonder why he was standing on the sidewalk and not blocking the street with RBG, Boom-Boom, and OJJ? Oh yea, because he realizes that once he graduates from college his parents are gonna hook him up with a real job and he can’t have anything on his record. Just let the fat white guy who thinks he’s black take the charge instead. What does it matter for RBG?

Meanwhile, this can all be ended by paying a stupid fine. That’s it. It all goes away with $150. For the record, Turtleboy hereby offers to pay the fine for the hippies if they agree to admit their guilt and write a letter of apology for being assholes. This can all be over today. But the worst of them all might be OJJ. What a whiny little naniburger this buttnut is:

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LOL. Martin Luther King would laugh in this idiot’s face and it would be so awesome. Dude, civil rights protesters used to get the shit kicked out of them and they got off on it because they knew they were on the side of good. You played in traffic for 4.5 minutes, collected unemployment for years, and now you’re acting like a $150 fine is the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person. That’s a speeding ticket for going 65 in a 55!! The humanity!!!

And how bout them calling out Joe Petty and Ed Augustus while voting for them last week.

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LOL, speach. Newsflash – there was a black guy running for Mayor and none of you frauds voted for him because you were so scared of Michael Gaffney becoming mayor. You did this. You made Joe Petty mayor and he doesn’t even like you. Neither does Ed Augustus. These are liberal people and they think you’re all a bunch of assholes. You have no friends in this world, so you might as well just give up and pay the fine.

But nope, they wanna play hardball for some reason. Not sure why. There’s literally no defense possible for them. They did it. They admit it. They’re on tape. And it’s illegal. You can’t block a major intersection no matter how strongly you feel about something. If you’re pro-choice or pro-life you can’t do it. If you’re pro or anti-death penalty you can’t do it. If you’re pro or anti-Obamacare you can’t do it. All of those issues deal with life and death situations.

But more importantly, who the hell are they to suggest they have some sort of God given right to stand there for 4.5 minutes and deny other people their freedom? What’s top stop them from making it 4.5 hours next time?

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Oh I see. A shitty thing happened 1,500 miles away for 4.5 hours, therefore we have a right to block traffic for 4.5 minutes. It’s an international protest rule that you take the amount of time that an injustice occurred, and then you divide by 24. That’s how long you are allowed to break the law for. Duh. Everyone knows that. #HippieLogic

Anyway, it would freaking AWESOME if I can get on this jury somehow. Turtleboy? Never heard of it. They all think we’re one guy anyway so I could easily sneak into that jury pool without them having any idea. If not one of the bloggers then hopefully one of the riders. Time to put these criminals away so our long national nightmare can finally be over.

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32 Comment(s)
  • Gronkmonster
    November 10, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    Guess who just got called for Jury Duty Woot Woot!!!

  • Loyal Reader
    November 10, 2015 at 11:47 am

    These protesters need mental health treatment. I will help by providing the diagnosis. They are all malignant narcissists.

  • Gansta Lean
    November 10, 2015 at 8:37 am

    I love how OJJ has his gansta chin pointed up at the perfect gansta angle in that first picture. That gansta look – chin up, looking down his nose at everyone. Gotta love it. (Check out some gansta mug shots. You’ll notice it right away.)

  • SUL
    November 10, 2015 at 2:40 am

    Apparently JJ doesn’t know how the American justice system works, neither the mayor or city manager take out charges. Perhaps he should pen an open letter to Joe Early

  • squirtleboy
    November 10, 2015 at 1:40 am

    I feel like a crazy turtle rider might go fight bobby Gibbs at honey farms now.

    • BobnMic
      November 10, 2015 at 2:29 am

      Well I might go there with an Italian accent, grab his beard and say, “Isa thing on?” And then say, ” You get a pizza pie maybe once a week.”

  • Gronkmonster
    November 9, 2015 at 9:41 pm

    Jeffrey Spurts Neil why did you not join them ??? Why are you not down holding signs to set them free ?? Past convictions keeping you down homie Lmaoooo

    • The Philistine
      November 9, 2015 at 10:38 pm

      Past history, eh?

    • Jeffrey Neal is a Giant Pussy and a Dangerous Perverted Deviant
      November 9, 2015 at 10:48 pm

      Ya seriously there Jiffy. Where the fuck were you-you little cowardly piece of shit. What was the matter, too busy fucking yourself widdle widdle Jiffy wiffy the loser of all losers???

      You soooo make me laugh. Thank you for the entertainment value however.

      • Jeffrey Neal is a Giant Pussy and a Dangerous Perverted Deviant
        November 9, 2015 at 11:01 pm

        Oh and since you so love to pick on peoples’ mothers with your asinine mom comments you worthless piece of shit so let me indulge you with some of the same fucked shit as well:

        “Spurts’ mother is so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.!”

  • Frogshit
    November 9, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    Boom-Boom…. Oh my, that’s gettin’ nasty!

  • Ahhhhhumm
    November 9, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    Did you all hear about the fevor in Idaho about the police using excessive force and shooting a rancher over an escaped bull? Where is the BLM outrage? After all this is the exact kind of incident they are always protesting!!!

    Oh wait. The victim wasn’t black, so I guess his life didn’t matter. My bad.

  • Publius
    November 9, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    Mike Brown brought upon his own death and may very well deserved to die. I mean does any normal person think they can grab a police officers gun and not die? The 4 hours ? big deal. Crime scene. Needed to gather the evidence which ultimately showed the hippie narrative was a lie.

  • J
    November 9, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    95% sure Sunshine Kid is just there collecting a pay check

  • Nope, no thanks
    November 9, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    I’m no fan of Rosalie but this is interesting:

  • RSoxGuy
    November 9, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    This whole “4.5 hours ” horseshit is pissing me off. IT WAS A CRIME SCENE. Dead white/red/green/yellow/blue people lay wherever they are killed too!

    Guess what, if it was 2 hours, he would still be dead.
    If it was 20 minutes, he would still be dead.
    If it was 5 hours, he would still be dead.
    If it was 23 hours…. Yup… Still dead!

    If the cops scooped up his ass in 20 minutes the hippies would be screaming cover up!

    These assholes just cant see anything beyond race. Its all about skin color. All the time no matter what the facts say.

    Facts? Aint nobody got time for that!

    Ohh and JJ, have some class and wear a shirt and tie to court you fucking scum bag. Wearing a “bulletproof” shirt to court isnt helping your cause. Its proving you are an asshole and will land you in alot more trouble than $150 and your com-padres dont appreciate it either. Do the crime , do the time you piece of shit. Dr King is rolling in his grave every time a hater-for-profit like you uses his name.

    Go back to Mosaic and ohh wait, we havent heard shit about them lately have we? Please, come back to a City hall meeting and get tossed out again. Such leadership and courage you “whoa is me” cry baby.

    Its not what was said on that day you horse’s ass, its where you said it from, THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU COWARDS! But you know that and act like you don’t. Thats exactly why nobody takes any of you frauds seriously.

    Why not protest the entrance to the PD? No? Too much of a pussy?
    Why not block Ed Augustus’ driveway? No? Not that big and bad?
    Why not block the parking lot of the court? Make too much sense?
    Why not block the parking garage at City Hall? Its so full of “institutional racism” why not go for the source right?
    Why not block the gates to Worc County Correctional? Aint got the sack to back up your own words?
    Why not block Joe Petty’s driveway? After all hes, the one perpetuating all this right?

    So you and your crew of a 40 yr old fat ass who brags about 10+ years of unemployment, a kid toucher and a “professor” who is so embarrassed by this she wants her own lawyer and was caught lying multiple times claiming she wasn’t there. Some crew you got going there loser.

    Its no wonder Hillary laughed you out of the 3 minute meeting you had with her you uneducated fraud. Stop using Dr King’s name. You dont have 1/4 of the courage or intelligence that great man had.

  • Anna Conda
    November 9, 2015 at 4:14 pm

    I wish that I was in that jury pool…..the answer is…What’s a turtleboy?
    Then you’re in!

    Congratulations on getting into the hippie’s heads….just like Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are in the NFL’s heads!

    • SMH
      November 9, 2015 at 4:24 pm

      You beat me to it!! Never have I wished for jury duty so bad in my life. NOPE, never heard of Turtleboy…
      All four…GUILTY!!!!

    • Nanny
      November 9, 2015 at 4:54 pm

      Do that and you perjure yourself.

      • Wabbitt
        November 9, 2015 at 11:23 pm

        Down vote him all you want, he’s right.

  • GoneWest
    November 9, 2015 at 4:14 pm

    I’ve said it before, anyone who pens one of these “open letters” is asshole. These guys have turned raising awareness into attention seeking.

  • Jake from StateFarm
    November 9, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    These protesters are just simply an embarrassment …… but only the “overwhelming majority” agree with that statement.

  • Publius
    November 9, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    TB is an enormous force and influence in Worcester and a source of international entertainment. But Pinero is over the line. Riding the Turtle should be a private matter. It is bad enough that turtle boy is on display at the corner of Franklin and Front in all his glory. Other turtle riders should be free to disclose or not.

  • nick
    November 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    wait just a minute here. There going to ask potential jurors if they ride the turtle? What! Does this mean they are going to have to ask if they ready Spanky’s column, MassLive, or Worcester Magazine as well? The best part is the judge reprimand that they wear neutral clothing on their next appearance. I read somewhere today that they were suppose to have 1000 supporters. Looks like they fell 990 short of the goal! It’s become a circus and that is just what their intention are to make it.

  • BobnMic
    November 9, 2015 at 2:53 pm

    Message to Boom-Boom:

    1. You are putting your career in jeopardy and WSU will lose their patience with you eventually and,

    2. I like you better as a blonde.

    • Wabbitt
      November 9, 2015 at 7:30 pm

      3. Wear a tight pencil skirt and hope for a male judge.

      • BobnMic
        November 9, 2015 at 11:55 pm

        4. Boom Boom Boom
        Let’s go back to my room
        So we can do it all night
        And you can make me feel right….

        If you go blonde again….

  • Skeptical
    November 9, 2015 at 2:39 pm

    The main reason MLK would be ashamed of these people is that he promoted peaceful protest, but only if it did not harm others.

    Blocking any major roadway is most certainly Russian Roulette, with the gun being pointed at everyone else except the protesters. And let’s be honest, were it all white protesters ragging on about BLM or something else, they would be showing up in court too if they didn’t pay the fine.

    It isn’t institutional racism when the court doesn’t give a flying rat’s ass what color you are, only that you broke the law. You’re in MA people, the one and only state probably that would have actually given you a second chance like it did before finally arresting you, and you blew it.

    And you can’t claim you won’t be listened to *unless* blocking traffic. Tell that to the people holding signs recently for political campaigns.

  • Wtf
    November 9, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    Let’s go block the honey farms at the summit so RGB can’t get to work.

    • Areyouserious?
      November 9, 2015 at 5:34 pm

      That asshole works there? That’s right around the corner from my house. Next time I get bored I’m going there and fucking shit up

  • ninja turtleboy
    November 9, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    praying for another roadblock that interferes with my commute just to run one of these uglies over

    • Ted
      November 11, 2015 at 9:16 am

      The DA prosecutes criminal defendants, not the city or the city manager or the mayor.

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