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The Kelley Square Burger King is by far the most ratchet fast food restaurant I have ever been in. Yet I’ve been there way too many times. It’s like the nexus of the universe for junkboxes, panhandlers, ladies of the night, and neighborhood skagbags. It’s the only fast food joint where panhandlers hit you up inside the restaurant. Usually they at least wait outside. When you combine that location with a value menu, you’re gonna have problems. I could do a whole blog on it. If I went in there right right now I guarantee I’d find a gold mine of material. There’s a 50/50 chance you’re gonna see an employee hop over the counter and fight a junkbox:
Guaranteed no one will lose their job over this. Just another day at the office working at the Kelley Square Burger King. It starts with two slugpumps arguing over something really important, like who used the last of Christmas Narcan:
Things escalated when the employee seemed to hand the ratchet by the counter a briefcase which we did not initially see the contents of. But we did once she threw it at gutterwench #2:
Turns out it was plastic cutlery. I didn’t even know there was anything on the menu at Burger King that required a fork, so at least they’re putting it to good use.
Meanwhile the manager just looked on with a look that screamed, “here we go again”:
While his employee of the month screamed, “Shut the fuck up bitch, get the fuck off me!!”
Classic. Do they got Wifi down there? Might have to set up my office there. At least Facebook hasn’t banned that IP yet.
Anyone know these winners? Let us know. Bet their Facebook pages are magical.
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Great, that’s Worcester at it’s best, with a commentary too. Too bad the fake cop who was featured a few months ago, was not there to break it up. This is why the Holy Cross grads love to stay in Worcester after graduation ?
1999 the place was ok. Hay that will be the parking lot of the worcester red soxs
Forgot his name. Mr teardrops is a PC ripper sex offender possibly living in Worcester nowadays. . . check the sorb in the city. Just to add to the filth haha
You probably the Skinner rat that’s mad the kid made it go ruin someone else’s day
Yea that’s definitely it. Your definition of made it is hanging out at kelley square bk? Solid life goal.
you what i think when i see stuff like this?
RENAISSANCE.
No bullshit, thats the word that comes to mind.
LOL LOL LOL
FB bans IP address? Surely you’ve heard of VPNs…
” Surely you’ve heard of VPNs…”
Surely you’ve heard of algorithms that use long-term cookie id[s] , identifying data in the agent header (i.e. browser fingerprint) AND your IP addy (regardless of where it resides)
So whether you switch from Fox to Chrome, or you go from your iPad to your laptop — that algorithm will still get triggered. Mother-of-God! The Insanity!!
A VPN doesn’t make you anonymous. It just makes you more private. Anonymity and privacy are not the same thing. When a website claims you can surf the web “anonymously” – take a close look at their “Privacy Policy”. There is a big difference.
Those hoes definitely waddled down from the 701 Main street homeless shelter. I’d bet my life they were missing teeth. On the plus side, the fella filming had his brows on fleek.
Wandered in there one Saturday night cause nothing freakin else was open to get grub in the Woo..Whopper w/cheese was off the hook..
It’s buy one get one free at Burger King. But those are two stale fupa burgers I wouldn’t touch.
Then the gutterwench #1 was all like “Um Hmmm.” And Gutterwench #2 was like “Oh no you didn’t…” And the manager was like “World Star!!” and the pimp in the back was like “keep it strong bitch” and gutterwench #1 was all “you know it daddy.”