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Hoodrat Heroes

Fellatio Fernandez Threatens To Electrocute Two Worcester National Grid Workers At The Hotel Vernon If They Don’t Take Her To Poundtown Behind A Kelley Square Dumpster

Uncle Turtleboy / February 27, 2019

  Every time I see Masslive or the Turtlegram and Gazette talking about Worcester they always use the word “renaissance,”…

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Bone Ride

Kelley Square Doesn’t Need To Be Fixed, We Just Need To Ban Mushheads Like This From Connecticut Who Don’t Know How To Drive Through Kelley Square

Uncle Turtleboy / December 11, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Pajama-Clad Shotput Shamu Beats The Bag Out Of Free Lunch Felicia In Kelley Square During Broad Daylight, But The Woo Sox Will Fix All Of This 

Uncle Turtleboy / September 27, 2018

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WTF

Kelley Square Burger King Puts Up Hilarious Sign Telling Junkies They Only Get One Overdose, City Council Sends Worcester PD There To Make Them Take It Down 

Uncle Turtleboy / March 15, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Kelley Square Burger King Employee Jumps Over Counter And Fights Unruly Gutterwench After Rival Slugpump Throws Briefcase Of Cutlery At Her

Uncle Turtleboy / January 18, 2018

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Bone Ride

They Let Kids Out Of School For This?

Uncle Turtleboy / March 31, 2017

They Let Kids Out Of School For This? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…

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Hoodrat Heroes

NSFW: Zero Fucks Given – Woman Takes Dump In Plain View Outside Hotel Vernon

Uncle Turtleboy / November 9, 2016

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Hoodrat Heroes

Shoutout To The Guy Who Told This Panhandler To Get A Job And Called Him Out On His Bullshit

Uncle Turtleboy / July 12, 2016

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Social Justice Warriors

30 White People Have Most Bootleg Protest Ever For Kelley Square 4

Uncle Turtleboy / January 18, 2016

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Ghettofabulous Ginger Tries Running Over Cop In BK Parking Lot, Morons Are Upset Because Cop Shot His Car

Uncle Turtleboy / November 4, 2015

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Social Justice Warriors

Judge Says Kelley Square Protest “Served No Legitimate Purpose”

Uncle Turtleboy / September 10, 2015

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Idiot Judge Gives Hope To The Kelley Square 4

Uncle Turtleboy / September 6, 2015

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Bone Ride

How Not To Drive Through A Busy Worcester Rotary

Uncle Turtleboy / July 17, 2015

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Smiles And Sunshine

We’d Like To Help The Family Of Sarah Ewing, The Woman Killed By A Tractor Trailer In Kelley Square Last Night, Can You Help Us?

Uncle Turtleboy / May 15, 2015

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Social Justice Warriors

Worcester Hippies Raising Cash For Legal Defense Of Two Hippies Who Blockaded Kelley Square

Uncle Turtleboy / March 24, 2015

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Bone Ride

If You Don’t Like Worcester’s Kelley Square Then Please Get Off The Road

Uncle Turtleboy / December 22, 2014

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