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Judge Says Kelley Square Protest “Served No Legitimate Purpose”

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Today is a great day for freedom. Judge Robert Harbour, who Kevin Ksen optimistically predicted would drop the charged against the Kelley Square 4 for their crime spree of passion, denied motions by the criminals attorneys to dismiss the disturbing the peace charge against them.

Basically the hippie’s lawyers said that blocking traffic for five minutes was lawful because it was a political demonstration and they were exercising their first amendment rights. RBG got all moist when the judge asked last week, “aren’t all protests disturbing the peace?”

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Turns out he was just humoring them. RBG’s lawyer Hector Pineiro argued that the hippies were raising awareness about the Michael Brown shooting (because previous to this not a single person in Worcester had heard about him or Ferguson), and thus the blocking of traffic at Kelley Square served a “legitimate purpose.”

Then Judge Harbour was like…..nahhh: “The Clerk Magistrate had enough information to find probable cause that the elements of the crime of disturbing the peace were present, including that the acts of the defendants served no legitimate purpose,”

There you have it. A liberal Massachusetts judge told these idiots that what they did that day did not have a legitimate purpose. I repeat – NO LEGITIMATE PURPOSE. Obviously. Everyone knows that, even RBG, OJJ, Boom-Boom, and Kreepy Kevin. Well, maybe not RBG.

They knew that the only reason they were doing that was because they wanted people to pay attention to them, who otherwise would make a conscious choice to ignore them. Their goal wasn’t to raise awareness, since what they were protesting for had been all over the news for months. Their goal was to cause havoc and inconvenience innocent people, just because they could.

For months Ol’ Man Gordon Davis has predicted that they’d get off because the tape of their crime spree couldn’t be used in court. We laughed then, and Judge Harbour laughed today. Because everyone laughs at these ass clowns.

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The best part is that OJJ basically surrendered on Facebook last week:

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Seriously, someone get me what he’s smoking, because this guy is on a completely different level of hippie than the rest of them. “Everyone and their mama knows this is protected speech.” Yea, no. Actually everyone and their mama knows that this is the exact opposite of protected speech. Because free speech comes with certain limitations, and one of those limitations is that you can’t stand in the middle of traffic for arbitrary amounts of time whenever you have a cause you feel is worthy of it.

The bottom line is, this idiot has been running on a high ever since Hillary Clinton humored him for five minutes. Everyone who saw that tape of Hillary destroying his soul laughed at him. But in his own delusional mind he accomplished something that day, just as he accomplished something at Kelley Square.

He’s paying the fines because he realizes that he’s too much of a coward to go to jail for this. He pretends to be all about the cause, but only when it’s fun. Because it’s a blast going on comedy central and CNN, but paying $150 in court fees is a month’s pay for him. That’s why he tried fighting this. Then when he realized he, a) couldn’t win, and b) could potentially go to jail if he blockaded another street in the near future, he sold out and agreed to pay the money. That’s what you do when you don’t really believe in your crusade.

We predict that they will all settle except for RBG. No way he’s paying. He can’t scrounge up that kind of cash. He’s gonna use Pineiro pro bono and go down in flames because he has no fucks left to give. Regardless, the people won today and it was a great day for freedom.

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16 Comment(s)
  • Fools be like....
    September 12, 2015 at 6:41 pm

    This guy is an assclown. Nothing he says is rooted in actual fact. Um, no fucking way did this guy get pulled over (in what?? A fucking hot wheels?) And then be reminded by state police about this TRIVIAL ASS court case. Disturbing the fucking peace is the dumbest crime ever. The cops don’t give a fuck what your damage is unless you have a warrant. But I appreciate him trying to portray himself as the unfairly persecuted, upstanding citizen who just so happens to be getting pulled over because he’s now on police radar. I speak from experience when I say that I myself was indicted in Worcester Superior, did two years in prison, and in the years since I’ve been pulled over multiple times for moving violations, speeding, etc and not a single fucking time was I hassled by cops. This guy gets charged with disturbing the peace and makes it sound like the fucking KGB is after him.

  • ninja turtleboy
    September 11, 2015 at 11:34 am

    “no pedestrian may suddenly leave a curb or other place of safety and walk or run into the path of a vehicle that is so close as to constitute an immediate hazard. no pedestrian may unnecessarily stop or delay traffic while in a marked or unmarked crosswalk.”
    yall are getting your asses run over if you try to pull a stunt like this again

  • Irony, thy name is
    September 11, 2015 at 5:09 am

    Julius Jones said, “They hijack our time, threaten our freedom and toy with our lives.”

    You mean, just like people who block other citizens in traffic from going about their critical or sensitive tasks or making appointments on time?

    Irony, thy name is Julius Jones.

  • Nope, no thanks
    September 10, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    PLEASE hire a proofreader! Or just send your piece to me and I’ll correct it. So. Many. Errors.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    September 10, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    Yessssssssssssssssssss, justice. Old balls head exploded because I can smell the stench from here.

    BTW, I stopped for gas the other day, and instead of using my credit card I hit the intercom call button and said, in my best golf announcer voice, “psssssst, I’m white. Can I get some of that privilege please?” The attendant said, “feel free to just drive away sir or if you like, please stop in for some free pizza slices and a coke.”

    Hey, I can live in a fantasy world too, just like the dirty hippies.

  • Boone is the Bane of Worcester
    September 10, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    Julius, What are your thoughts about how Boone is systematically decimating our schools, ultimately destroying our city? Now that you see things so clearly, it must be obvious to you that she is no different than any black overseer during the time of slavery, who sold their own people down the river.

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 10, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    That was an interesting Freudian slip: “sty” (as in pig sty) when I meant “stay”.

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 10, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    Has RBG done his ‘poetry slam’ thing yet? If not maybe he’ll sty in California. That would be nice.

  • Your probably an idiot
    September 10, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    Correction TB:
    “Everyone and THEY mama…”
    Apparently JJ can’t use his they’re their and there right so he just uses THEY.

  • Publius
    September 10, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    The failure of these mental midgets to put together a coherent argument is embarrassing to the City. Actually much of the failure of the BLM has been an incoherent message.

  • Frogshit
    September 10, 2015 at 3:35 pm

    He got pulled over the other day and the Statey reminded him of the case….. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!
    If we were fallin’ down drunk in a Gin Mill somewhere and he blurted that out I’d call his ass out in a fucking heartbeat!

    September 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    I use my white privilege to live rent free. Rent free living is A birthright for white people.

  • An
    September 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    How does that guy not see that he is a racist pig. All the hate speech he uses is NOT ok. Dayum, I hope if I ever necome as delusional some one would have the courage to tell me off… Just, seriously?

    I am starting to think there is no hope. People cant take personal responsibility because of the color of their skin? Uhhh. Om?

  • RJ
    September 10, 2015 at 2:54 pm

    My favorite part is “myself evicted between two wealthy white ladies over $400”. That really sums up everything he believes in a nutshell. It isn’t that he didn’t fulfill his obligation (to pay rent, presumably), it’s that they’re white. He has money to pay fines for standing in traffic, but he doesn’t have money to pay these people back for whatever he owes. That’s because he isn’t responsible for anything in his life. He’s just a full-time victim.

    If it wasn’t for racism, people wouldn’t even want you to pay rent. The only reason they do is because they’re white and he isn’t. I know back when I had an apartment, if I didn’t feel like paying rent, I’d just go and give the landlord the secret “white guy” handshake and boom, debt forgiven. Right?

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      September 10, 2015 at 3:02 pm

      ditto for me and i didn’t even know that secret shake. I went to my bank because I had overdrawn my account and as soon as they saw me they said we were even.

    • Wabbitt
      September 10, 2015 at 5:49 pm

      I never learned the secret white guy handshake. Must be why I’m in debt.

      OR I’m actually black and never knew it! THAT must be why white privilege has never worked for me!

      Mind = blown

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