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Are you sad about President-elect Donald Trump winning the majority of electoral votes from 50 separate democratic elections for President? Well, it could be much worse. You could be taking a steamy dump in plain view outside of the Hotel Vernon at Kelley Square: (warning NSFW)
There is a 99.9% chance Kevin Ksen picked that chick up for early voting for Moses Dixon. Zero fucks given. That right there is a woman who stopped giving a shit (no pun intended) a long, long time ago. I mean, there’s a bunch of allies and junkie havens less than a quarter mile from there. You think this chick cares? Nope. She dumps when and where she wants to. If she just so happens to be standing in the middle of the busiest clusterfuck of an intersection in Worcester when the food pantry donuts start dancing around with her Kirsch Liquor brand vodka inside her tummy, well, she’s gonna take care of that problem right then and there.
The funniest part about this is how she’s not even phased by it. Nor is the guy standing next to her. I mean, she’s having a Goddamn conversation with him while she hikes up her drawers. No doubt discussing how they’re going to diversify their portfolio more into mutual funds. It’s like she’s done this a million times before, and he’s seen a million times worse from her. Hopefully he’s sterile because there’s also a 99.9% chance he took her to the bone zone under the Plymouth Street bridge shortly after this.
So, you might think you’ve hit rock bottom now that Trump is President, but at least you haven’t reached the point where you’re defecating for the world to see outside one of the only bars in the city that still sells $1 drafts. Things will be OK. Promise.
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9 Comment(s)
That brings a whole new meaning to the ” I survived Kelly square” bumper stickers you use to see around on English speaking peoples cars.
And this is the place where Guy Glodis is going to open his upscale (?) bar. Maybe they can bet who is going to take the next shit?
When the laxatives finally kick in on your opioid induced constipation, I guess you don’t have the luxury of hunting for a toilet.
Turtleboy, your lack of culture astounds me. When my five star luxury hotels are built they will all have outdoor lavatories in classical French tradition (what this fine citizen is clearly at) so Wall Street CEOs, foreign dignitaries, and the world’s most elite socialites can all poop in style!
We need free plastic poop bags around Kelly Square, like are available in public parks for dog walkers.
The plastic bag should be large enough to comfortably fit over a head.
This is synonyms of what Fiesty the fake lawyer is attempting to do to this blog. Taking a big steamy dump on it followed by ZERO wipeage. Skanks don’t wipe their asses.
Irony can be so ironic sometimes…
Obsess much?
Sorry dude. I’m playing her game at her level but only better. Obsession is what she brought to the table. Since no truce is in her current game plan after a peace initiative brought forth by me – I’ll just take her runner’s baton and drive forward but of course do it much better. That’s what smarter people do. That is what winners do. And now I do not care if she is mentally challenged or not. I will chew her up and spit her right the fuck out regardless…
Welcome to mayor petty’s Worcester.