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Pajama-Clad Shotput Shamu Beats The Bag Out Of Free Lunch Felicia In Kelley Square During Broad Daylight, But The Woo Sox Will Fix All Of This 

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Meanwhile the Worcester Renaissance continues in Kelley Square…..

Don’t worry everyone, the Woo Sox will fix this.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you can put expensive hipster condos and use taxpayer money to pay for a minor league baseball stadium. But at the end of the day the high noon pajama mafia isn’t going anywhere. And they WILL settle their beefs in broad daylight in the middle of the busiest intersection in Worcester. And you will like it.

The best part about that video is the car that takes the parking spot directly in front of the incident and doesn’t seem the least bit worried or fazed about what’s happening directly in front of the car. The Vernon Hill shotput Shamu was doing WORK on the rival junkbox lying on the ground, who likely committed the unforgivable crime of “talking mad shit about my kids.”

Notice the young lads standing just feet from them who don’t seem the least bit distracted or surprised that they were watching this wild ghetto boar viciously attack another woman.

Notice the Infiniti. No way in hell he was passing up on that spot.

Those spots come at a premium.

And it wouldn’t be a Worcester beatdown if there wasn’t an abdomen kick for the road.

Meanwhile the friendly neighborhood crackhead walks by and realizes his 2:00 blumpkin is gonna have to pushed off till later.

Finally a parting word from the the shotput Shamu:

“Fuck with me again. Talk about my kids again.”

Listen Shotput Shamu, if you think she’s talking shit about your kids, wait until you hear what their social workers are saying about you. The kids will tell you all about it in the DCF visitor’s room.

Oh, and guess where she went to school…..

Another Salter School graduate leading a productive life in Worcester!!

12 Comment(s)
  • Hellllllllo Nurse!
    October 1, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    I’m an ER nurse at Umass Memorial, you guys see trash but I see job security!

  • Fung Goo
    September 30, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    NOTHING is going to displace the fact that Worcester is a long past its glory years mill city 50 miles from Boston that’s jam-packed with the lower rung of society. White Collar professionals don’t want to live next door to these humanoids and be forced to drive 2 hours both ways to their jobs in Waltham, Burlington, or Boston, and families don’t want their kids going to a school that resembles the youth reformatory in the 1983 movie Bad Boys.

  • chuck schumer
    September 27, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    I’d do the big fat sow (anal)

  • Thanks, Democrats !
    September 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    Yep. The face of the New America. Brought to you by the Mass. Democrats. Middle of the day and still in your pajamas? Sure ! Why not ! Don’t want to work ? Great ! Rather lay around and pump out bastard children? Awesome !
    Come to Massachusetts !!
    The Democrats welcome you with open arms !
    Remember to BYOB !
    No.. wait ! You can just sell your WIC card for that.
    Nobody’s watching !

  • Emily
    September 27, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    But of course the powers that be think a STADIUM is going to fix things. Maybe the powers that be should take a ride threw the canal district and check things out. Check out under the bridges where there’s more mess than at the city dump. Check out the bus stops on Millbury St where people have to wait for a bus… covered with weeds and trash me. Trust me the stadium isn’t going to help. JMO

  • Amused
    September 27, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    At least they’re up and about doing things. I’d rather get some entertainment out of my tax dollars than have them lay around all day doing nothing.

  • Snuggles
    September 27, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    Somebody drop her off Race Point the Whites there will take care of the rest.

  • WeAreFucked
    September 27, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    Worcester is throwing away 100 million on a baseball stadium that’ll seat 10,000, even thought the Pawtucket attendance averages 3,000-4,000 people. Let me tell you… that number will drop in Worcester. And they expect this stuff to just go away. It won’t.
    This is the biggest waste of taxpayer money. And don’t tell me it’s all going to pay for itself. It won’t.
    Where are all these people coming from who are going to rent all these market rate apartments?

  • Judge dread
    September 27, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    They both are probably going to put up gofundme’s.

    Nothing beats the TBS blog from a few months ago where he ratchet mom posted a pic of her holding her two kids in the DCF visitors room for a gofundme. Classic.

  • deb
    September 27, 2018 at 2:09 pm

    “No way he’s giving up that spot” dead.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 27, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Can we get some Detroit water sent to Worcester?

    • Y
      September 27, 2018 at 2:06 pm

      Or, maybe to to Washington D.C.as well?

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