Every time I see Masslive or the Turtlegram and Gazette talking about Worcester they always use the word “renaissance,” to make us believe that the Woo is turning into the Emerald City. The Paw Sox are moving to Worcester in 2021 and they’re building a new stadium in the Canal District, right next to Kelley Square. The media wants you to believe that this will fix all of Worcester’s problems. But they haven’t factored in what they’re gonna do with Worcester’s seemingly never ending supply of junkalumps. Case in point, here are two National Grid workers attempting to go about their day, when out of nowhere Fellatio Fernandez appeared and offered to marinate their mutton daggers in one of the most amazing videos you will ever see. Trigger warning – rated XXXX.
So many legendary quotes.
Fellatio Fernandez: Something happens, and I’m gonna put this pussy on you like fucking…..I am going to break your virginity.
National Grid dude: Yea, that’s punishment.
I would rather lose my virginity to a rabid opossum than have flashbacks to this every day:
FF: I am going to ride you like a mechanical bull. And then I’m gonna strap you on and stick it right up your fucking ass and ride you like the day….oh my God.
National Grid dude: Can I go back to work?
FF: Nigga I know how to make a man cum. And they like it up the bum.
This is the face of a woman who has drained many a porridge gun behind a dumpster at the Pennywise.
National Grid dude: Watch out for the cars.
FF: “Oh please, they gotta watch out for me.”
(Something inaudible about a Jewish bastard)
“I wanna fuck. Right now.”
National Grid dude: We have to finish work.
“You do? Hey, do you know down at that bar the Hotel Vernon they have a fucking electric chair. And if your dick ain’t good enough we strap you in that mother fucker and buzz you on out.”
This is what you get when you offer $1 Narragansett drafts. Ghetto fupastars like Fellatio Fernandez threatening to electrocute you at the Hotel Vernon if your jurassic pork isn’t up to her high standards. Does this look like the kind of woman who will accept anything less than 8 inches of clam hammer?
She’s not kidding either. I guarantee she’s electrocuted at least a dozen dirty dicks who weren’t giving her a long enough ride on the bologna pony.
She was all over the place….
FF: You’re a pussy, you are. No, I’m only kidding, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have said that. You know what though? I’m really horny. Oh please, I think you two niggas are sexy. Yo, fuck work, let’s do it!!
“Fuck work” is such an easy thing to say when you haven’t had a job since you were 16.
And finally this nugget of glory:
FF: Come on doooode, I just got out of prison. I haven’t had dick in….come on man!! You ain’t gonna help a sister out? Listen, I’ll ride you and drive. Shit, you sit in the passenger seat I’ll suck your dick going 100 mph in this mother fucker without even crossing lines.
I for one am shocked she just got out of prison. No wonder she’s so thirsty for the D. But my questino is, who’s driving 100 mph if doooode is in the passenger seat? I would assume that would be her. Road head is hard enough when the person receiving it is behind the wheel. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she is the one person in the world who has successfully been on the giving end while driving 100 mph. Girl got mad skillz yo.
Tell me more about that renaissance though.
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