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Fellatio Fernandez Threatens To Electrocute Two Worcester National Grid Workers At The Hotel Vernon If They Don’t Take Her To Poundtown Behind A Kelley Square Dumpster


Every time I see Masslive or the Turtlegram and Gazette talking about Worcester they always use the word “renaissance,” to make us believe that the Woo is turning into the Emerald City. The Paw Sox are moving to Worcester in 2021 and they’re building a new stadium in the Canal District, right next to Kelley Square. The media wants you to believe that this will fix all of Worcester’s problems. But they haven’t factored in what they’re gonna do with Worcester’s seemingly never ending supply of junkalumps. Case in point, here are two National Grid workers attempting to go about their day, when out of nowhere Fellatio Fernandez appeared and offered to marinate their mutton daggers in one of the most amazing videos you will ever see. Trigger warning – rated XXXX.

So many legendary quotes.

Fellatio Fernandez: Something happens, and I’m gonna put this pussy on you like fucking…..I am going to break your virginity.

National Grid dude: Yea, that’s punishment.

I would rather lose my virginity to a rabid opossum than have flashbacks to this every day:

FF: I am going to ride you like a mechanical bull. And then I’m gonna strap you on and stick it right up your fucking ass and ride you like the day….oh my God.

National Grid dude: Can I go back to work?

FF: Nigga I know how to make a man cum. And they like it up the bum.

This is the face of a woman who has drained many a porridge gun behind a dumpster at the Pennywise.

National Grid dude: Watch out for the cars.

FF: “Oh please, they gotta watch out for me.”

(Something inaudible about a Jewish bastard)

“I wanna fuck. Right now.”

National Grid dude: We have to finish work.

“You do? Hey, do you know down at that bar the Hotel Vernon they have a fucking electric chair. And if your dick ain’t good enough we strap you in that mother fucker and buzz you on out.”

This is what you get when you offer $1 Narragansett drafts. Ghetto fupastars like Fellatio Fernandez threatening to electrocute you at the Hotel Vernon if your jurassic pork isn’t up to her high standards. Does this look like the kind of woman who will accept anything less than 8 inches of clam hammer?

She’s not kidding either. I guarantee she’s electrocuted at least a dozen dirty dicks who weren’t giving her a long enough ride on the bologna pony.

She was all over the place….

FF: You’re a pussy, you are. No, I’m only kidding, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have said that. You know what though? I’m really horny. Oh please, I think you two niggas are sexy. Yo, fuck work, let’s do it!!

“Fuck work” is such an easy thing to say when you haven’t had a job since you were 16.

And finally this nugget of glory:

FF: Come on doooode, I just got out of prison. I haven’t had dick in….come on man!! You ain’t gonna help a sister out? Listen, I’ll ride you and drive. Shit, you sit in the passenger seat I’ll suck your dick going 100 mph in this mother fucker without even crossing lines.

I for one am shocked she just got out of prison. No wonder she’s so thirsty for the D. But my questino is, who’s driving 100 mph if doooode is in the passenger seat? I would assume that would be her. Road head is hard enough when the person receiving it is behind the wheel. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she is the one person in the world who has successfully been on the giving end while driving 100 mph. Girl got mad skillz yo.

Tell me more about that renaissance though.


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57 Comment(s)
  • Clitty Litter
    March 2, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Best. Video. Ever.

  • Fake Newbie
    February 28, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    This must be an attempt at going viral. Why is she so hammered before 3pm? Wouldn’t those workers be in jeopardy of losing their jobs?

    • Fellation F.
      March 1, 2019 at 8:21 am

      You are not aware that there is a whole sub level of humanity that is shit faced by 3pm? What are you doing on the turtle? You must be from Holden

  • National Grid Price Increase
    February 28, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    If she really wants to get fucked by National Grid, just become a customer.

  • Dick LaBone
    February 28, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Like someone else said here once, “two tits and a heartbeat” are all you need…

  • Jack
    February 28, 2019 at 10:23 am

    That’s Worcester right there. No matter what they do, to 5 percent of the city. To make it trendy & spruce it up!

  • Bill Clinton
    February 28, 2019 at 8:35 am


  • John Wypyszinski
    Randall Guy's Big Fat Momma
    February 28, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Oh, shit, I hope my son Randall doesn’t see this. I’m so ashamed of myself. I was kind of loaded and horny when I saw those guys. Randy baby, mom’s sorry for acting like that…

    • whatevuh
      February 28, 2019 at 7:33 pm

      just curious, is there any chance you could act more mature and stop this childish bullshit? You really are fucking childish

  • WeRFuked
    February 28, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Wait until the taxpayers realize that this stadium monstrosity isn’t going to pay for itself like all the WooSox booster club members told them it would.
    The debt payments are coming right out of Worcester’s budget. It ain’t going to be pretty when these games have an average attendance of 2500.
    Build some more bike lanes. Keep dreaming Worcester. Keep dreaming.

  • Sir Oscar, Mayor of Turgidshire
    February 28, 2019 at 4:21 am

    I had penned a declaration to post and the blasted thing won’t reveal itself?
    What giveth?

    • Sir Oscar, Mayor of Turgidshire
      February 28, 2019 at 4:54 am

      I should like to find this fine and fiery maiden with her coppery tresses and take her to my home and my bed.
      She belongs not with the commonfolk but among the nobles, a beauty such as she should enjoy the fineries of a higher station in this life.
      I shall sire many fine sons and daughters with her to carry on with the bloodline and heritage of the House of Oscar.

  • test
    February 28, 2019 at 4:01 am


  • Jim
    February 28, 2019 at 3:35 am

    Even Franklin’s dog has higher standards than that

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 27, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Ratchet madness is going to be epic

  • whatevuh
    February 27, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    I’ve never been in the Hotel Vernon, is it really as scummy as everything I’ve heard? If so, how do they stay in business?

  • OrphanJimmy
    February 27, 2019 at 9:56 pm


  • Weebles wobble
    February 27, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Does she do ass to mouth?

  • juror seven esq.
    February 27, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Got it, the connection, this no fucks given ginger is related to the War-wack special needs teacher. The only explanation that makes any sense.

  • Fellatio Fernandez
    February 27, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    I’m so horny I’m willing to scissor those 2 black girls winning all those track meets in Connecticut.

  • Doc
    February 27, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    I like the Vernon. I can’t decide if they should they should see to it that this video is scrubbed from the internet or if they should steer into the skid and make her an official spokesperson.

  • Sulfer Powder
    February 27, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    When all shame falls by the wayside, when any vestige of morals dissapear, you get this. I don’t even know if she could be helped. It’s sad really. She just has nothing left.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 27, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    and here i thought rowdy roddy piper was dead! i wonder if he still practices in the ring they had upstairs in the white eagle.

  • Bill Cosby
    February 27, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    She is pretty for the Woo…a freakin’ prom queen. I could fuck that all night and leave my “Cosby in a Can” at home. Where da wit wommez at ? Right here in the Woo.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 27, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    I believe I would also decline this young lady”s advances.

  • Regis
    February 27, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Probably the quintessential video of our time. Bravo hood rat”..bravo!

  • Kim Wescott
    February 27, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    At first I was disgusted that someone could be so gross…but then I began to wonder what could have happened to a person that would allow them to stoop so low, to degrade themselves to this degree?

    I can’t imagine.

  • Captain Trips
    Worcester Renewal Committee
    February 27, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    I’d like to introduce you all to our new female-spokesperson for the Worcester renewal!

  • Pig Pen
    February 27, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Already hit it.

    • Captain Trips
      Little Red Haired Girl
      February 27, 2019 at 5:21 pm

      And Charlie Brown still has a crush on me

  • Kim Wescott
    February 27, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    I can’t un-hear that! Can you imagine being those dudes?

    And no matter how gross and abusive she was, they were patient and kind….or maybe just egging her on to get a good video, I don’t know. But I would not have been able to be so nice to her. For sure.

    Disgusting human being….makes me ashamed to be a woman.

  • Joe Petty
    February 27, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    This is worcester. Always will be. Morons.

  • z
    February 27, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    She wins first prize in the Michael McKean – Spinal Tap look alike contest.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 27, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    I bet she gives Robert Kraft a macaroni hand job when he’s in the Woo! LMAO

  • Bob Kraft
    February 27, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Damn, you mean I could have gotten it for nothing?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 27, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    This is what happens when our misguided social support programs remove Darwinism from the equation.

  • Mike Gaffney
    February 27, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Eh… I’ve done worse…

  • juror seven esq.
    February 27, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Give this twat season’s tickets to the Woo Sox. Box seats, 3rd base line. I can hear her now. Come on batter, I’ll show you how to choke up on a bat. I’ll take your Dominican dick and turn you into a switch hitter. Hey pitcher show me why they call it the bull pen. I’ll give you the target, let’s see if you can hit it. Her voice will echo all around that half empty ball park.

  • Charlie Brown
    February 27, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    I’m sad to see Peppermint Patty has fallen on such hard times.

    • Marcy
      February 27, 2019 at 4:20 pm

      I just can’t do it anymore, Sir.

      Although she does know how to make a man cum… Don’t as me how I know… 🙁

    • Captain Trips
      February 27, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      Snoopy’s up for it as long as she doesn’t mind doggie style

    • Franklin
      February 27, 2019 at 5:23 pm

      I would hit that too.

    • The angry taint
      pig pen
      February 27, 2019 at 6:56 pm

      i would eat the corn out of her shit

      • Lucy
        February 27, 2019 at 10:13 pm

        Of course you would. You’d fuck a refrigerator just because its white.

  • Jim Dirtynuts
    February 27, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    I’d hit it.

    • TheCureForHope
      February 27, 2019 at 5:19 pm

      Just gross

  • Milf Assessor
    February 27, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Hands down best video ever

    She is a gamer!

    My money says this brother was back at 3pm


  • Randall Guy
    February 27, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    What is my sister doing, she is drunk as hell?

  • Utility Pole Smoker
    February 27, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    I always thought those guys were over paid. Not any more.

  • For The Love Of God Almighty
    February 27, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    National Grid Dude: “Touch me again bitch and I am going to fuck you with a jackhammer.”

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 27, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    MAGA material. You know she’s gonna vote with us in 2020.

    • Perhaps
      February 27, 2019 at 3:18 pm

      She probably got out on that prison reform bill crap.

  • New to town
    February 27, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    Does she…..live…around here???

  • Y
    February 27, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Build the wall, then throw her over it.

  • Captain Obvious
    February 27, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Well. She’s obviously NOT a licensed electrician. Is there any lingering doubt that this woman has no chance of leaning how to code?

  • Ozzy
    February 27, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    If there is a God!!!!

  • Batman
    February 27, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Jesus Christ help us, and her. Wtf. Welcome to the Woo.

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