Kelley Square Burger King Puts Up Hilarious Sign Telling Junkies They Only Get One Overdose, City Council Sends Worcester PD There To Make Them Take It Down 

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The Kelley Square Burger King restaurant in Worcester has to be one of the top 5 most ratchet places to eat in America. Seriously, I challenge anyone to find a more disgusting junkie magnet than this dump. We blogged about them two months ago when a ho-down broke out and an employee jumped over the counter and started throwing haymakers at some gutterwench who had thrown a briefcase full of cutlery at her.

Well, they’re back in the news again, and apparently the Worcester City Council has nothing better to do then spend tax payer dollars policing hilarious signs that private businesses choose to put up in their establishment:

This is the sign in question:

This Burger King is literally the apex of all drug activity in Worcester. It’s where Grafton Hill, Vernon Hill, Crompton, and Main South come together and Worcester’s finest derelicts exchange love juices and dirty needles. The bathrooms there are locked and you have to be buzzed in. The food is the worst I’ve ever had in my life. It’s constantly filthy, the ground is perpetually sticky like the Paris Cinema, and the people who serve you food are often only a step or two better than the junkboxes who frequent it. Don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty of great people who work there to pay the bills. But they know damn well that several of their coworkers are ratchet queens.

When you work at this BK you see people overdose all the time. And it’s the same people. And they’re annoying and they don’t buy anything. This business has every right to make it clear to them that they are not welcomed there. Just look at the background of this dolt from Brookfield’s interview on TV:

There’s literally junkboxes guarding the door like the British Royal Guard. Guess what? They’re not there for the Rodeo Cheeseburger. They’re there to get heroin, and maybe get in a quick horizontal mambo in the bathroom.

Naturally Fast Eddie Augustus has made it a priority to have this sign removed:

Immediately the City Manager’s office and Worcester PD went down there and asked them to remove that sign. 

Wait….what? The Worcester Police are being used as a tool to force a private business into taking down a sign that a bunch of feel good, needle dispersing, addict enabling politicians found offensive? This is INSANE!!! This is why Worcester can’t have nice things. Because this is the face of our city government:

An entrenched professional bureaucrat named Candy who speaks like she has a mouth full of crackerjacks she’s trying to shove down her gullet, has decided that this is what the people of Worcester elected her to do – protect the feelings of junkboxes.

Not exactly surprising either. After all, this is the same woman who made a big stink at a City Council meeting and wanted to ban Turtleboy from ever being mentioned because we called out a guy who called a woman a “cunt”:

She was just too stupid to realize that we weren’t using the word cunt. We were calling someone out for using the word. Same thing though to these people. Of course her comment was largely forgotten because this was the same meeting were Sarai “Ti-Ti-Ho” Rivera famously mentioned how powerful her vagina was, and bragged that she’d “like to see a penis do that”:

The bottom line is that this is why Worcester will never, ever, ever be a real city. They can put up all the loft apartments and Jimmy John’s they want downtown. But the fact of the matter is that we basically invite junkies to move here by offering clean needles and safe spaces to shoot up. And the junkies aren’t going anywhere. So good luck convincing investors to open up businesses downtown when this is the kind of clientele that will be attracted.

29 Comment(s)
  • Papi Elias
    March 16, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    City council didnt force anyone to take any sign down. Cant believe the news. They twist whatever they can to get their point across. They’d rather start more controversy over a sign than acknowledge and attend to the underlying issue. City council and WPD did show up but left after realizing how busy it was. They asked to speak to us, however the sign had already been down. They never had the chance to speak to us. I know because Im a manager there. I may have been the one to put the sign up, who knows? ‍♂️. It couldve been photoshopped. The world may never know.

  • Health Dept. codes ?
    March 16, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    This is a big story on the WRKO Kuhner show today.

  • BJ
    March 16, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    Sorry Candy and Ed, 1st amendment all day long

  • Chip Striker
    March 16, 2018 at 12:56 am

    Tough, but fair.

  • Uncle Randy
    March 15, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    If we hide our problems, they go away, right?

  • Barack Obama
    March 15, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    Myself and my people find this sign racist and offensive. You should get at least two overdoses

  • whatevuh
    March 15, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    The manager of the restaurant, well it’s not really a restaurant, should tell the city council to stick it up their ass, the sign stays, grow a set and fight back !

  • Bleh
    March 15, 2018 at 7:58 pm


  • Doc
    March 15, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    I saw this and snapped a pic thinking I might make a post or even get a blog going just to show what a sad sign of the times it was that a sign like this was necessary. TB beats me to it again (actually TV3 I guess…) This means that more than one individual has used the building or parking lot to do illegal drugs and needed medical attention because of it, AND RETURNED TO DO IT AGAIN. I’m not without compassion for those coping with addiction, but if your life has to be saved because of your habit, you should not have the right to go back and do the same thing as many times as you want.

    I feel like social contract should say that if you overdose from drugs and have EMTs come to save your life, you should be in some sort of debt to the establishment and agree to keep that behavior and danger away from them. Heck, I’m sheepish about walking back into a bar where I was once deep into my cups and met up with an ex, on purpose, trying to be friendly, and I turned snarky and out of control for a bit and had to be asked to leave. I was drunk at an adult party once and a dude’s usual good-natured ball-busting turned into bullying and I got angry and stood up for myself and some of the people caught up in the fallout aren’t my friends anymore and I can’t do anything about it because *I* was the jerk.

    It’s not a great analogy, but I feel like if I were unfortunate enough to fall into drug addiction, and I had my life saved in a Burger King, I would not have the courage to even try to walk into that Burger King again. Hopefully come by to thank them if I got well?

    Are these people actually arguing for the rights of those who OD to come back and OD again? I can’t fathom that lady who says that the sign was insensitive. To whom? That guy that had the rodeo come save him and not charge him with crimes even though doing drugs is illegal and now he wants to go to the same place and likely act the same?

    2017 : Saying the N word gets you banned for life from Fenway Park.
    2018: Overdosing on drugs in the same burger joint as many times as you want won’t get you banned.

    All that said, there is no way I would post that sign. I might have that policy in my BK, but no sign. I would never advertise that overdoses happen in my establishment frequently. Signs like that scare away commuters, out-of-towners, and old whites. “Um, oh, she must have the flu…”

  • Big Fish
    March 15, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    He’s absolutely right; Worcester will continue to take 1 step forward and 2 steps back over, and over, and over again for the next 50,000 years. Nobody worth anything wants to live 50 miles away from Boston with swamp creatures like this for neighbors.

  • Ace Freeley
    March 15, 2018 at 2:19 pm




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      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Kevin's 9 Iron
        March 16, 2018 at 9:01 am

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    • Mark Berry
      Georgia Madman
      March 15, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      Ace you were a lousy drummer and an even worse commentator. 

  • Screw PC
    March 15, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    I’ve got a safe space for smackheads. It’s conveniently right fucking next to the town incinerator.

    By now, with every stupid cunt in existence having been told thousands of times not to do heroin, meth or bath salts, whoever starts it at this point should just be put to death.

    Or it should be made legal to shoot them in the head, i.e. euthanize them. Fucking vermin.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 15, 2018 at 4:11 pm

      I always look forward to your comments.

      Straight and so right on target.

      Comment on!

  • MG
    March 15, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    Fuck everyone interviewed. It’s a fucking restaurant interventions should be at home. Sign gives patrons notice so fucking tired of junkies Turing everywhere they go into a trash heAp.

  • SMH
    March 15, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    BK should ask the City Counsel for grant money to just declare the restaurant a safe injection site with food service. Use the money for sharps buckets and Narcan.

    City Counsel should also chastise BK if they won’t give out 20 ketchup packets and hot water for free to junkies making tomato soup.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 15, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Simple solution really. From this point forward if a junkie is found unconscious in the bathroom with a needle on the floor or in their arm, simply lock the bathroom, take your lunch break, and then call 911 an hour or so after finding the dope.

    • Junkie Therapy
      March 15, 2018 at 12:50 pm

      A more fun solution:

      If the junkie’s white, put a hood on his head on his head, throw his unconscious ass in back of a van, drive to Mattapan Square and drop him in front of Simco’s, record what happens to him and upload it to Worldstar.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        March 15, 2018 at 4:13 pm



  • Fuzzy Dunlop
    March 15, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    If I was the BK manager I’d say sure, I’ll take the sign down, then immediately head to Kinkos and get the same sign in poster size. And there’d be a lot more than one hanging up. 

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    March 15, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    So… The government is dictating the speech of a private company.

    If I was in charge, I’d amend the Constitution to protect free speech.

    Oh wait…..

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    March 15, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Under what statute could the police enforce a restriction on free speech?

    It’s interesting an agent of the government is using it’s police force in a 1st Amendment overreach. Sounds like a case for the ACLU.

    • z
      March 15, 2018 at 12:52 pm

      And the city called out the crises intervention team?
      I’m sure that the members of this CIT unit are all great people.
      What do they do all day?

      The BK is insensitive. BFD.
      The thought police have taken over. Future crime is next.

  • z
    March 15, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    I’d have the cops # on speed dial. Anyone on the premises doing anything remotely wrong would get a phone call.

    They’d be there 20 times a day.
    F the cops for being SJWs instead of doing their jobs.
    Too harsh?

    How about telling the council:

    “No. It isn’t the job of this police force to tell a lawful business how they “Should” be running their business when they “Can” run their business within the confines of the law anyway they want.”

    And even then if the business was breaking a law with this, it would be a civil matter not a cop matter.

    Don’t like this BKs attitude. Don’t eat there. Problem solved.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 15, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    I think the establishment has EVERY RIGHT to put that sign up AND to enforce it.

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