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Worcester Hippies Raising Cash For Legal Defense Of Two Hippies Who Blockaded Kelley Square

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Breaking news – the hippies have finally been arrested for the MLK Jr Day Kelley Square blockade. They have apparently started some sort of GoFundMe thingy and are currently raising money for their comrades for legal defense. According to their press release:

Two community activists have got court summons. The money raised will help them through the legal process they will be facing. Any left over money will be used for future legal defense for the collective. Thank you all! Please continue to share about this. 

LOL, leftover money. Because I’m sure this Super PAC is going to raise so much money they won’t know what to do with all the leftovers. Two community activists have gotten court summons. AKA two criminals are finally being brought to justice. Let’s see how much money they’ve raised in the four days this post has been up:

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Whoa, a goal of $10,000? That’s a lot for hippies. How much did they raise?

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Carry the 2………$110. That should get them a 15 minute conversation with someone who will ultimately end up getting them a CWOF. And I know that 95% of you reading this know what a CWOF is.

I have two questions though. 1) Who are the the two hippies going to court? 2) Why is it only two? Because as you recall there well over a dozen hippies who blocked Kelley Square illegally that day:

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Just by our own calculations we can personally count three criminals who broke the law that day. Julius Jones, who clearly was the leader

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Sonya Conner, who of course has no problem skipping a class she’s contractually obligated to teach (not on this particular day)

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and of course the big man himself – RBG

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I’m guessing it’s JJ and RBG because Professor Sonya Conner can pretty much get away with everything so long as she’s wearing those pants and those boots together.

Anyway, can I just say that I LOVE the about page for Communities United Collective – the unofficial organization that pays no taxes and is not incorporated with the state:
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I love stuff like this because it’s literally just a bunch of words they threw together because they think it sounds good. They say they’re “combatting the systematic oppression that affects communities of color.” And they did so by blockadinging Kelley Square for four minutes. Yea, you hippies really fixed a lot that day. That and singing happy songs like this:

Check out Brenda Jenkins doing her thing like you read about:

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Go Brenda – It’s your birthday!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – we’re all against oppression. The best way to fight oppression is by being a good person to people who haven’t done anything wrong to you. Don’t hold racial animosities, and don’t create racial animosity that doesn’t exist. That’s what we believe in at Turtleboy Sports. But these frauds? They’re not fixing oppression. They’re just collecting thousands of dollars from the City of Worcester so they can sing their happy songs and block traffic on a whim. Then they label themselves the voice of the community, while simultaneously boycotting local community businesses who support freedom, and blocking members of the community from driving through a public square.

But we all know they’re just a bunch of dooshnozzles who want attention and we’re NEVER, EVER going to stop calling them out for being the frauds that they are. 

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8 Comment(s)
  • Mosaic Money Missing
    March 24, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    Wow, you mean the Mosaic Cultural Complex didn’t put up even a few bucks out of the tens of thousands of dollars it collected from the City of Worcester?

    What did it do with the money?

    Why else would this Mosaic outfit exist?

  • wabbitt
    March 24, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    Also, I had to Google “CWOF”. Guess I’m one of the 5%.

  • kumbya
    March 24, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    Hmmm, now where did I see some ads for a couple of excellent defense attorneys? Can’t seem to remember…

  • wabbitt
    March 24, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    Maybe Sonya can raise a few bucks shaking her ass at Sweaty Betty’s.

  • Factman
    March 24, 2015 at 11:24 am

    I would have guessed the ACLU would have defended them for free

  • JoeMomma
    March 24, 2015 at 10:51 am

    Can we take up a collection for the WPD to arrest more hippies?

  • alternative
    March 24, 2015 at 10:50 am
  • Devils Mouthpiece
    March 24, 2015 at 10:09 am

    TB, you really need an “all of the above” option for your poll. Like potato chips, it’s impossible to pick just one.

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