Ken Coronabro Calls The Winchester Cops On Rogue Crotch Fruits For Not Wearing Masks While Riding Scooters At Park 


Here’s a video from Winchester of a male Karen/coronabro calling the cops on people of color for not forcing their crotch fruits to smother themselves with masks while playing at the park.

There he is, the most pathetic beta male to ever live.

“There’s a sign saying you have to wear masks. He says he doesn’t believe in masks.”

How much of a loser do you have to be to see children having a good time on the playground and call the fucking COPS because they’re not little bitches who choose to live in fear like you? Was he planning on doing some tricks on the ramp with his skateboard? No? Then keep walking and shut the fuck up. They’re outside. There’s absolutely no reason to wear a mask.

Whenever a white woman does this to a black man they immediately go viral, get a name from woke Twitter, and then lose their job when their boss gets bombarded with phone calls demanding their head. But the same people who would do that would probably cheer this on because they’re all in the mask cult. So on that note, if you know who Ken Coronabro is, feel free to email me at or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.




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66 Comment(s)
  • Ed V.
    May 12, 2021 at 9:02 am

    I grew up in Winchester where there are lots of very entitled arrogant know it all well to do white folks who live for this type of thing. A lady on my street called my 6th grade principal because I picked an acorn off her driveway and threw in back on her driveway. She was distraught about me taking her acorn and trying to break it. In 4th grade my friend farted in a store and the police were called and threatened to arrest him for “emission of noxious odors”. Not kidding. The town has gotten worse. Now all the fake closet racist upper class white folks in the town have Black Lives Matter signs on their lawns yet these people wold call the cops in a second if they saw a black person near them or their home. Great school system but too many annoying assholes live in the town.

  • masksaregay
    October 25, 2020 at 10:19 am

    nobody should ever wear a mask unless they’re in a medical setting or committing crimes.

  • Is this story even true
    October 24, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    He did not even call the Winchester police. I asked someone who worked that day about this call and they never received this guys call.

  • Fucking Muppets
    October 23, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    This mask shit is all about Social control, don’t kid yourselves, whats next is what we should be worried about. went to the beach today, saw a bunch of Muppets sitting in there cars by themselves wearing masks alone in there cars. not even enjoying the scenery, glued to there phone. lots of priuses and subaru outbacks with Bernie stickers, Fucking Muppets!!

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    October 23, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Dumb fuck says ” Your not wearing a mask im calling the po-lice on you!!!!.
    Also Dumb fuck says … Abolish the po-lice black lives matter!!!!
    Fucking people are morons. hypocrisy is at an all time high right now… Ill tell you what though… im” free facin” it ,all day everyday , and if one of these fuckers dont like it they can suck my “free ballin” balls

  • Zina
    October 23, 2020 at 11:27 am

    This isn’t Winchester but Monica’s BFF Zinia Marchant lives in Winchester.

  • Don from Ahhlington
    October 23, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Isn’t it funny how the people with the BLM and ACAB signs on their lawn are the first to dial 911 for ridiculous shit.

  • David Pendergast
    October 23, 2020 at 10:57 am

    My easy answer to these morons is that it is illegal to wear a mask while carrying a concealed weapon. They shut up and move away quickly!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      October 24, 2020 at 5:53 am

      ^^^This. A thousand times, this.

    October 23, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Fuck this asshole!

    Stay at home if you don’t feel safe you old donkey!

  • Cheddah
    October 23, 2020 at 8:16 am

    I’m someone who would normally be more respectful to my elders, but not in this case.. Clearly this guy has been a useless pussy all of his life. Fuck him..

  • WTF America
    October 23, 2020 at 8:05 am

    As soon as I leave a store and am in the parking lot I take my mask right off. I walk a pretty fast pace, usually within 6 feet and I’m outside, what’s the big deal? . Waiting for a Karen or Ken to say something. I have gotten questionable looks. Getting fucking tired of it, one of these days I’ll probably be arrested. Oh well MIND YOUR BUSINESS or don’t go out! Its that simple! The same ones that call the police want them defunded how ironic.

  • Hunter smokes Crack
    October 23, 2020 at 7:03 am

    Biden lives the masks cause he can lick his lips when he sees little kids in the crowd.
    Masks outside? Absolutely not. Never.
    Not in this part of Ma.
    I will move out of state before that happens

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    October 23, 2020 at 7:00 am

    What a cunt !

  • Independent Thinker
    October 23, 2020 at 5:17 am

    I don’t wear a mask when I drive my car. I’m surprised they don’t call the police on me.

    Masks will be a required item from now on. There will be fancy designer masks and masks for every occasion. We all look the same with masks and it satisfies the muslims by having our faces covered.

  • Boogaloo Boogyman
    October 23, 2020 at 1:39 am

    A few things.

    I never wear a mask when im out side, not once, not ever. No one has said a damn fucking thing about it. I’ve gotten the stink eye over it a few times. Once I see the stink eye I tell them to say something stupid and get slapped for it.
    I dont care if your a man or a woman you will get some sense slapped into ya face!They dont say shit and walk hastily away with their head down.

    When I entered a c.v.s. this evening a sign was posted on their door saying “you must wear a mask it’s the law”. I took the sign off the door and ripped it up! no it’s not the law c.v.s. so stop spreading misinformation. What’s against the law is all the mask and glove litter in public places. For people so worried about climate change caused by litter. they seem to have a fetish of throwing their mask’s and gloves everywhere. Fun fact, NASA has stated that the earth has only rose by 1.4 degrees since sometime in the 1800s so much for that global warming. O and the climate is always changing so there’s that too
    fucking frauds!

    If I see a dude calling the cops on anyone for not wearing a compliance mask. I’m going to slap the shit out of you! If you’re a woman who calls the cops on people who dont wearing a compliance mask. I’ll have my really big dog hump you then piss on your gucci boots, hoe.

    I also saw that someone in my neighborhood put out more and bigger jogger lives matter signs in front of their house. I told them since the black community wont be having much of a Halloween this year, and because joggers lives matter so much to them. I will be bussing in 5 bus loads of kids from Dorchester to trick and treat in the neighborhood this year. They did not seem so happy about this and told me they would call the police on the little black shits (yes in those words). Imagine that, white people who love joggers and have the signs to prove it. while also having signs calling for the abolishment of police. They will call the people they hate (poloce) on the joggers and little black shits (their words not mine) they claim to love and care about.

    There has been a spike in people walking or driving by police in my town and yelling foul things at them. If I’m walking or driving and I hear you. I’m going to slap your face and take your mask away from you! You want to know why? Its because I can and there is nothing you can do about it.

    Also, let’s stop blaming police for doing their job and arresting you. It’s their job to arrest you when you do the crimes yo. It’s also the job of the demokkkratic district attorneys who are the ones prosecuting you and locking you up, take it up with them not the cops.

    These people are not civil so I’m not going to be either. That shits been out the window and it should be for everyone on our side as well.


    • Fuck you, Boogynose...
      October 23, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      …you ain’t slapping nobody. STFU, for fucksake.

      Tearing signs down in stores?

      Get the fuuuuck….. fake tough guy.

      The only fucking thing you slap is your fucking carrot.

      Fucking clown.

  • Paul Shanley
    October 22, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    Sadly I am no longer allowed near parks.

  • Pickle Tickler
    October 22, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    hahaha look at this loser bum. playing it out like he’s some discount Gestapo calling the police, on a harmless little kid.

  • Observer X
    October 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    That’s coach Mike Martz. Looks like he lost about 80 lbs. He’s never gotten over that beatdown the Patriots gave him 20 years ago in Superbowl XXXVI.

  • Donna DiPietro
    October 22, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    This is not in Winchester–it is in Arlington. I think the father and kids are from Winchester though.

  • Sachem Spirit
    October 22, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    Take a ride through Winchester and look at all the signs. For a community that wants diversity so bad why do they do everything to keep anyone other than rich whites from living there. How about a giant housing development next to Senator Jason Lewis’ million plus dollar home

    • jackpass
      October 23, 2020 at 8:00 am

      Look we, the residents of Winchester and Arlington are only virtue signaling by putting black lives matter signs on our lawns. We don’t really mean it. Under no circumstances are minority’s allowed to use our parks. please stay in Woburn.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    October 22, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    I want to hire Ken for my mask force task force and I will reach out to him via my rest stop network.
    He and other ss troopers will enforce the following
    No mask $500 fine
    No pink panties $1000 fine
    No dildo up the azz $1500 fine
    Failure to stay in your own home while wearing all 3 and not in the fetal position PRICELESS and still a $2,500 fine
    You will obey my “science” or face my wrath.
    Don’t make me do this or I

  • Listen up, assholes... (no offense)
    October 22, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    Regardless of what these kids were or were not doing…calling the cops is a waste of time. They ain’t doing shit. Can’t. They’re fucking handcuffed (pun, no pun, I really don’t give a fuck right now)…
    Three Walgreens have closed out in San Fran. Fucking scumbagalking in and then walking right back out with whatever the fuck they can carry. Cops ain’t doing SHIT.

    And why?

    You fucking know why.

    We are FUCKED.

  • Kid on the corner
    October 22, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    I would love to see his face when someone walks up to him and tells him he hit the big time! What? Ya you are all over the internet. They can’t decide if you are some closet nazi or a dried up fag chicken hawk looking to make the centerfold of the Pedo Gazette. What? No man I don’t want to take no selfie or anything else with you man, fuck off Perv!

  • John
    October 22, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    All he needs is a golf cart and a Trailer Park he can supervise.

  • Hunter Biden's Laptop
    October 22, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Take any pictures?

    • The Big Guy
      October 22, 2020 at 8:17 pm

      I sniffed his hair and may have brushed his cock inadvertently

  • Masks don’t protect you
    October 22, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    In all fairness, the colored kids were probably from the south end of Woburn.

    But, fuck this guy and I hope his cheating wife gives him antibiotic resistant gonorrhea and his dick falls off.

  • Frank
    October 22, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Loved the kid zooming past him on his scooter, kid was good

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      October 22, 2020 at 8:20 pm

      I was hoping the little crumb-grabber kicked ken in the nuts

  • Soothsayer
    October 22, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    A note to all my negroe friends out there

    Don’t steal
    Don’t drive suspended and unregistered
    Don’t shop lift
    Don’t deal drugs
    Don’t shoot other negroes
    Don’t tap dance badly

    And the police won’t fuck with you Keyshawn

    • Breianna Taylor
      October 22, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      You forgot one dawg.
      Dont have your boyfriend shoot at da popo.

      • Calm WhiteDad
        October 23, 2020 at 12:54 am

        Or store dead bodies in the trunk.

  • Jk glass
    October 22, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Winchester is full of negroe loving phoney liberal turds like this diddler

  • fred smalls
    October 22, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Wow, Well he has his mask off too. I live in winchester. Fifth generation. Its getting worse by the day because of twats like this. And they keep voting for tax increases. So idiotic. Who is this guy. Ill take a dump on his porch. Funny though. The winchester police just sent a reverse 911 telling people that you have to wear masks everywhere in the center. Haha

    • AntiKaren
      October 24, 2020 at 12:34 pm

      When did you get that call I live here and received one about old medicine. In the past people have complained about calling and being told that the mask thing isn’t a law only a suggestion. These Liberal Karen’s don’t like hearing that.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    AngryWhiteDad (Thy/Thoust)
    October 22, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    Imagine how out of touch with reality you have to be to do this. Beyond that, it’s aggressively grinch-like. I hope there’s more to this story – maybe they were just acting like typical nigglets +unsupervisedbonus.

  • Sam Spade
    October 22, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    An obvious alcoholic he’s pissed his pants
    Also what is this old cocksucker doing at a kids park

    • Nambla
      October 22, 2020 at 8:21 pm


  • Douglass Tannenbaum
    October 22, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Saw black people in the park and called the police on them for not wearing masks.

    But this is how fucked up people like him are, and they’re everywhere. Guaranteed he has a BLM and a Biden/Harris sign on his lawn.

    Just more proof of how fake they are, and racist too.

  • Malcolm Excrement
    October 22, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    What if I told you those youngun’s are actually Morbida Canyon-Gunts tax write-offs?

    Now see I done TOL’ you that heifer was ’bout ta buy a house!!!

    Y’all muvvafuckas don’t LISTEN!!! Y’all NEED ta clean da dookie out’cha muvvafuckin ears an’ what-not…tsk..shiiiiit…

  • North of the Border
    October 22, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Dude took his face mask off as well, so fuck him with a pineapple, fronds first.

    Dude, nobody got anywhere near you, let alone started hacking in your face. Hopefully the 911 dispatcher told you to put on your big girl panties, quit tying up an emergency line with your whiny bullshit, and mind your own fucking business. And laughed while they hung up on you. That would have been awesome.

  • Done with this shit
    October 22, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    What is this adult male doing at a kids park anyway? Creepy

  • Katie
    October 22, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    What a tool. I hope the cops told him to go fuck himself.

  • _
    October 22, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Responding Officer: Sir are you the one who reported these maskless children?
    Schmo: Yes sir. It’s sssscary and dissssgusting
    Officer: Ok. Is that your bicycle over there?
    Schmo: Yes, I rode 10 miles to get here. It was a great workout.
    Officer: Do you know someone stole your seat?
    Schmo: Excuse me?
    Officer: It looks like someone stole the seat off your bike.
    Schmo: No one did. That’s just how I love to ride. Fresh air in my face and a pole up my ass.

  • Twat Tickler
    October 22, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Fucking chomo

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    October 22, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    It won’t be long before some Turtle rider comes through and it becomes publicly known who this schmuck is.
    Can’t wait …..

  • Judge dread
    October 22, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    I lived in Whincy back like 20 years ago. The only time the cops would fuck around with us would be to give street parking tickets to people who parked on the street where at our house parties, at like 5am. Otherwise, it was a non-issue the cops were 100% cool.

    • Judge dread
      October 22, 2020 at 7:51 pm

      When you are like 21 living in Whincy and the cops ticket ever person on the street who shows up to your house party and no police entering our house or any arrests….

      but it is the cops telling you via parking tickets “we know what you are up to”

  • Boe Jiden
    Wow Ken...
    October 22, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    You are quite the cunt here. Your sneakers, dad jeans, long sleeve tee, and black “i’m hip, i’m with it” nike swoosh hat belie your miserable existence. If frustration had an outfit.
    Ken, Please in the future refrain from taking your miserable life and mood out on innocent bystanders including children.
    Everyone involved in the call you placed is laughing at you.

    • Guinea Geisha
      October 22, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      He’s dressed like he got his clothes stolen at the gym. So they gave him what was in the lost and found.

  • observer
    October 22, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    The most shocking part of this story, there are black people in

  • randiguy2006
    October 22, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Good for him, someone has to uphold the rules if the cops are too busy at Dunks.

  • Taint Smasher
    October 22, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Let me be the first to line up to kick this mofo in the taint… straight up Holmes.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    October 22, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Too bad the rag head behind the camera didn’t go full jihad on that AARP cock sucker

  • BucketNutz
    October 22, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Guy should have told the kids to go spit at him & call him a racist.

  • Dick Rasch
    October 22, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    He looks exactly like the type of selfish prick who is terrified of mask-less children playing outdoors yet has no issues with letting his 90 pound dog run through a park full of kids without a leash on.

  • Will
    October 22, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    That park is in Arlington MA

  • WTF!
    October 22, 2020 at 4:18 pm


  • Officer Krupke
    October 22, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Lou, Howie and I have the police truck tonight and we’re ready to go for this guy.
    He’s not black, no problem!

  • Winchester Eunuchs
    October 22, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    A sissy faggot from Winchester? Say it ain’t so!

  • The male Karen
    October 22, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    What a dumb fuck! He has nothing better to do with his life.

  • So original, much humor
    October 22, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    Crotch fruit
    Beta male

  • Don't worry I'm a cool Karen
    October 22, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Uhh is it me or does he look like a fucking pedophile?!?

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