Kevin Faulk’s Ode To Tom Brady Had To Be Done Because Bob Kraft Is Roger Goodell’s Bitch

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Lot of Patriots fans buzzing about what Kevin Faulk did last night at the NFL draft. With the Patriots third round pick the Patriots legendary third down pass catcher came out in a Tom Brady jersey and pretty much gave a giant “fuck you” to every butthurt Patriots hater out there:

That gave me chills. It was by far the best thing that’s happened since we found out that Brady would once again be sacrificed for four games by Roger Goodell, which is kind of sad at the same time. I genuinely felt bad for the rest of the league knowing that this was the type of chip the Pats are gonna have on their shoulder next year.

But my question is, why is Kevin Faulk the one doing this? As much as I like Kevin Faulk, where the fuck is Bob Kraft? Remember him? The guy who charges Patriots fans $40 to park in his lots? The guy who got spanked by Goodell and said, “thank you sir, may I have another?” Where the fuck is he? Why isn’t he doing something like this? It’s been five days since we found out about the suspension and we literally have not heard a PEEP from the owner of the team. The guy who claims to love his players and the fans. Meanwhile this is what Goodell is doing:

“Bring it on.” Translation – Bob Kraft is my bitch. Think he gives a shit that Kevin Faulk came out and stuck it to him? Nope. Because Kevin Faulk means shit to him. But Bob Kraft is his boss and he’s nowhere to be seen.

Anyone who calls him “Mr. Kraft” or doesn’t boo him is part of the problem. Worse than people who sign Sweet Caroline when the Red Sox are losing.



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11 Comment(s)
  • Reddog
    May 1, 2016 at 8:57 am

    Love to see someone bitch slap Goddell.

  • Zack
    April 30, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    The illuminati will never keep down our boy

  • BobnMic
    April 30, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    I love it. Faulk you Goodell!

  • Fatfingr Lou
    April 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    There is no honor among thieves.

    Kraft cast his lot with the NFL businessmen against the Patriot Fans when he accepted the ridiculous fines and stopped fighting for justice.

    The irony is he made the last CBA happen, promoted Goodell, and was universally commended by player association reps like Jeff Saturday and DeMaurice Smith. We all know about Mike Kensil , but Troy Vincent was the ousted NLFPA Rep …and went to the dark side.
    The whole thing stinks and if our Court system lets the BS with Brady stand, we deserve a kleptocrat like Hillary

  • Wwy
    April 30, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    Kraft and Goodell are from the same flock,they only care about money,could careless who cheated.

  • juror seven
    April 30, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Yes indeed, comments are being “purged” by bib brother I guess. Just had one go MIA.

  • UsualSuspect
    April 30, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    The WordPress post eater is hard at work………this sucks!

    • BobnMic
      May 1, 2016 at 2:04 am


  • UsualSuspect
    April 30, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Sorry TB, you got this wrong. Kraft has been on TB12’s side for the duration. Only issue is that Roger Douchebag Goodell poked him in the arse without lube, after Kraft was conciliatory by accepting the fine and loss of draft pick in the hopes the rest would go away on appeal.

  • UsualSuspect
    April 30, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    The biggest issue is that Kraft is the league. He is the owner of a top franchise. Suing the league is like suing himself; Kraft doesn’t want to become the next Al Davis. Goodell will get his in the end, because karma has a way of biting people like him in the ass. I am counting the minutes. Fuck Goodell!

  • UsualSuspect
    April 30, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    WTF comments sucking again. WordPress sucks!

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