Kevin Hayes Reelection Website Is The Most Amazing Thing We Have Ever Seen

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So Kevin Hayes is obviously pissing his pants about losing his School Committee seat on May 10. Not that I blame him at all. After all, he’s made a lot of money for his family by having that seat:

  • By hiring a superintendent who agreed to hire him to do work flipping her house in Leicester
  • By putting the AD “under investigation” for not hiring his wife to coach field hockey so that he could appoint a new AD that would hire and pay her to coach field hockey AND indoor track
  • By getting his two sons janitorial positions in the Spencer-East Brookfield public schools

It’s been a nice little cash cow. Of course abusing a position of authority for financial gain is nothing new for Mr. Hayes. After all, he was fined $1,000 by the State Ethics Committee and lost his seat as a town selectman after trying to get out of a speeding ticket by telling a police officer, “I guess you don’t know who I am.”


Anyway, Kevin has apparently been coercing the elderly and anti-teacher morons in town to write letters to the Spencer New Leader, urging others to vote for him:

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I feel so bad for these people. Especially poor Stuart Bell. His number one concern is fiscal responsibility, which is something we agree with. Unfortunately, Kevin Hayes has not been fiscally responsible. We filed a Freedom of Information Act request which revealed that Kevin Hayes’ investigation into two teachers has cost the district hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees. The suspension of Chuck Fahey will be overturned and will cost the district potentially millions in legal fees, lost wages, and a lawsuit. We know they will rule in favor of Mr. Fahey because the State Labor Board recently ruled in favor of the teachers in this ongoing witch hunt.

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Sorry Stuart, but Kevin Hayes is lying to you. He’s spending all your money on nothing, and in return you will have to pay more money. Your property value is also plummeting because no one wants to move to a town where they have to send their kids to a school district where there are no books, athletic facilities, or arts programs. As you know, at David Prouty extracurricular activities include gym sit-ins and protests outside of the superintendent’s office. Fun. Your house has lost tremendous value as a result. This is what Kevin Hayes has done for you.

Selectman Gary Woodbury of course is supporting his buddy Kevin, because they have both served as Selectmen in town. He just failed to point out that while Kevin was on the board of selectman he was fined by the State Ethics Committee.


This is Gary Woodbury:

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That is the most Spencer looking person you will ever see. Politics in town is controlled by grumpy old men with bad mustaches who blame teachers for their own mismanagement. This is why Spencer doesn’t have nice things. Don’t let these fools continue to hurt children.

The best part is that Kevin Hayes has taken out a front page ad in the Spencer New Leader, urging people to check out his new website, “” I swear to God, that’s what he named his website. Please, check it out, it’s a great laugh. The presentation alone is spectacular:


That is the most Kevin Hayes thing we have ever seen. Committee is a big word. Better to use two lines to spell it out.

Here’s some highlights from the state of the art website:

  • Married 37 years to Donna (Burnor) Hayes, 7 children all educated in the Spencer School System

Yes, when his 7 children went to school at David Prouty it was a real high school with real funding. And since he’s bringing up the fantastic job he’s done as a parent, let’s talk about the fact that his son Jeremy was sentenced to three years in prison last year for a series of armed robberies in the area. Together with his other son Justin, who is currently in rehab, the two of them formed a rap group called JK Haze:







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Don’t blame Turtleboy though, Kevin Hayes is the one who brought family into this. If you’re gonna brag about the great job you’ve done as a parent, then the finished product should probably be better than this. Just sayin.

And of course he proudly endorses his favorite Turtlegram columnist:

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Just like Spanky, Kevin Hayes is petrified of the Turtle. He is blaming teachers for making SEBRSD a Level 3 school district. He is blaming teachers for opposing an unfair and arbitrary evaluation system that was designed to make it easier to fire dedicated teachers. He is blaming the union for his own failures as a leader while using Spanky McFarlane as a reference. Hilarious.

Here’s another gem, insisting to voters that the rapidly declining enrollment will magically turn around because of Kevin Hayes:

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Yea, parents from Charlton, North Brookfield, Brookfield, and Leicester are gonna be lining up to send their kids to David Prouty High School. What parent wouldn’t want their child to have an asbestos-laden tile fall on them while the English teacher at the front of their Math class attempts to teach them about something he is not familiar with? Where do we sign up??!!

Anyway, you have to wonder how many people in Spencer will be dumb enough to believe his lies. We have faith that the majority of folks there are smart and informed and won’t fall for his bullshit, lies, and propaganda.


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25 Comment(s)
  • not sure what's right
    April 23, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    He stayed a way from the daughter who passed away at least…..I may be wrong but I believe his daughter overdosed ten Years ago or so……and to some extent people deserve to know this stuff about some one they are choosing to elect to guide there own childrens school system…..sensitive stuff but product of being in the public eye can’t have it both ways once you go down that path your personal life becomes fair game

    • turtles holding back
      April 23, 2016 at 9:17 pm

      The other son robbed the bank his gram worked at I believe…..

      • should've checked first
        April 23, 2016 at 9:41 pm

        I stand corrected it was the same son my apologies for the misinformation piss poor commenting on my part…….but yes he also robbed 2 banks around 2007 along with the robberies turtle eludes to

  • Not Cool
    April 23, 2016 at 1:56 am

    While I’m as against Hayes as you can possibly want your readers to be, TB, your specific mention of Justin Hayes being in rehab is low and uncalled for, no matter how you slice it.

  • BobnMic
    April 23, 2016 at 1:54 am

    Reddog my man I could give you 20 comments. Guaranteed most would not post but what can you do? We live in their world. Say what you can say is all that you can do. I complained and then got a retraction. Not a good one. Some go through, many do not. It is not free speech here at all.

    • BobnMic
      April 23, 2016 at 2:04 am

      But on second review (NFL lingo when there is a penalty and a potential reversal) Funny thing is, I support Turtleboy so common sense might want you think; Is it a Turtleboy thing or just a fuck up Word Press server not capable of the influx of responses to the blogs? I open the debate floor. I believe the former and I hope the is a resolution.

      • Sick of this
        April 23, 2016 at 7:21 am

        TB has a state of the art website though…

  • Reddog
    April 22, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    Normally there would be 20 comments at least by now. Something is up with TB comments section. What has been going on the last couple weeks?

  • Sick of this
    April 22, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    Attacking his family is wrong. While some items are public knowledge while others are not. Blaming Kevin for something that is a broadly considered and accepted as an epidemic is like people blaming your mother for not swallowing you. Did you read the website? Like all of it? There seems to be a lot more information there than what you cherry picked for your audience. You are a cowardly piece of shit.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 22, 2016 at 7:56 pm

      Pretty sure if anyone was interested in his website, they would read it regardless of what was “cherry picked” for this blog post.

  • FuckHayes
    April 22, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    He is gone.

  • Reddog
    April 22, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    He will be voted out for sure. I’m casting one against him.

  • juror seven
    April 22, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    Comments still going to never, never land.

  • Nai
    April 22, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    I was looking at a home in Spencer recently as I’m looking to buy but no way would I subject my family to the foolishness that has run rampant thru many levels of this town’s management! At least in Worcester we have a working PD and books in school!

  • James
    April 22, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Hayes still had one more child in the school system , is a Junior right now. Which is why I Don’t understand hid antics. You would think he would want the best for the last child graduating in a year.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 22, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    The only thing that truly confused me in this whole article was the fact that he was able to convince his wife to fuck him 7 times.

    • BobnMic
      April 23, 2016 at 1:21 am

      Gary Woodbury looks like Paulie “Walnuts” Gualtieri from the Sapronas. Hey bada ping bada bang forget about it…

      • BobnMic
        April 23, 2016 at 1:23 am

        Walnuts says, “fuck em'” whack em all…

    • BobnMic
      April 23, 2016 at 1:32 am

      Are you sure the first 7 episodes took Feisty?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 23, 2016 at 7:31 pm

        Probably not! I’m sure she gave in to a few pity sessions!

        • BobnMic
          April 24, 2016 at 1:12 am

          You are precious.

          • BobnMic
            April 24, 2016 at 1:33 am

            People want us to connect just saying… I know I know I know what it is. What can I say. HEY!

          • BobnMic
            April 24, 2016 at 1:41 am

            I will stop hitting on you from this point forward and I do apologize. Just give me a drink and I go crazy toward a woman with a brain better than mine.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 24, 2016 at 1:51 am

            Bob, it’s fine… Also, not quite sure about the brain… I tend to lose my intelligence after 9pm lol.

          • BobnMic
            April 24, 2016 at 2:27 am

            Thank you Feisty. I’ll back you whatever you say even though it may be fucked up. Another words – I’m in your corner me lady…..

            And I doubt I’ll disagree. Singed, Bob.

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