Kidnappers In White Van With Things On Top Nearly Kidnap Uxbridge Woman In Broad Daylight 


This is Anna Faith from Uxbridge.

The other day she was nearly kidnapped in broad daylight by an unidentified man in a white van! Luckily she survived by hiding in a bush after another truck drove by, and the kidnap/sex trafficking/rape van was later seen by her fiance on another side street.

Thank God she survived. Unfortunately she didn’t get the license plate, however she did notice that the kidnapping van has “things on the roof.”

Anna wanted to make it clear that anyone questioning whether or not this was in fact a person trying to kidnap her, and not some sort of misunderstanding, was being insensitive to the harrowing experience she lived through. Luckily others were there to have her back and accuse those questioning her story of “sassing” her.

Rhiannon Prince pointed out that she wouldn’t have the time to get the license plate of the rape van since she was too busy trying not to get murdered. Anna agreed because she was just “trying to survive.”

You’ll never guess what Anna plans on doing for work.

CNA. Always a CNA.

Anyway, this white kidnap/rape/sex trafficking van with the things on top will likely move onto a new town now that Anna has alerted the community and they are on edge. But if you live anywhere near Uxbridge keep your eyes open, because they are raping EVERYONE up in here!


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12 Comment(s)
  • Size Compliance Officer
    July 5, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    I’m sorry. Why is it so many white women in the US for some reason think they don’t have a right to carry a weapon? Self-defense? A .357 magnum Colt Python will take the horney out of any pervs dick on sheer sight and without having to even fire it. Of course it they’re persistent – you fire it and take the dick off the pervert. You’re an American for God’s sakes you DO have that Right.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    July 3, 2021 at 12:55 am

    it’s been scientifically proven that at least 80% of hot chicks are fukin insane. And why is it always a white van???? This one is a little different though since it had “things” on top…. THINGS haha clever twist, she has us all bamboozled with that one.

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    June 30, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    I almost got kidnapped today too, a van drove up, then slowed down, then got out with his phone in his hands, was about to snatch me up, but then at the last minute asked me directions PRETENDING to be lost. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE PEOPLE!!

    • hartf811
      Your name is so fitting
      July 1, 2021 at 9:39 am

      Thank you Rachael Rollins!

  • Stunt Penis
    June 29, 2021 at 9:17 am

    The principle data points missing from this story is how old she is and how many crotch fruits she’s launched from her baby cannon. I’m going to guess from her picture she is 18 or 19 years old and hasn’t produced any offspring for DCF to assume custody of yet.

    To Krispin’s point, nobody really gives a fuck because she’s cute and still hot. Of course, she’s cute and still hot because she’s young and any unprescribed pharmaceuticals she happens to take have not yet started to take a toll on her skin, and the fact she hasn’t squatted a couple of rugrats out over a stone means she hasn’t ruined her body in childbirth.

    I was with a woman like this once. Was cute with a great body but dumb as a box of rocks. The sex was great, but even after a while that starts to get old because one part of my anatomy couldn’t be in her mouth 24/7 and when it wasn’t she wanted to use her mouth for other things, like talking, and it was like having a conversation with a 7 year old in the body of a 24 year old woman. But otherwise a sweet girl. Was sort of sad to cut her loose, last I knew she was with a guy whose life ambition is to convert his 90’s chevy diesel into a monster truck so intellectually I think they’re pretty well suited for one another.

  • whatevuh
    June 29, 2021 at 6:21 am

    cute but . . . cuckoo

  • Boe Jiden
    June 28, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    Rape is always wrong unless it’s done in self defense which is rarely the case.

  • Krispen Wah
    June 28, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    I think we can all agree, nobody cares-cause she’s hot.

    She appears to be a smooth brained retard, but she’s hot.

    Now go take a look at the story above and look at those blatant water buffaloes—I’ll take hot retards over zoo exhibits anyday.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    June 28, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    This obviously didn’t happen but let us not forget that some empanada eating spic jumped out of his car and brutally raped and murdered Vanessa Marcotte before trying to light her body on fire.

    Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world.

  • Michael Giannetti
    June 28, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    Why do they always think it’s guys in a white van that do all the raping? I love rape and I’ve never driven a white van kid.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    June 28, 2021 at 1:16 pm

    Better fire up a gofundme so she can handle the trauma.

  • Captain Trips
    June 28, 2021 at 12:58 pm

    Always look for a nose ring when looking to give a chick the high hard one. The nose ring chicks are the easy ‘sleep with you on the first date’ types.

    Just be sure to give completely false info to her or she’ll be boiling your pets.

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